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FBS: started brightly and then relaxed. na friendly sha.word of comfort....'na friendly sha'. |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Who the Phuck Is this Wacko?[/color]I'm Lordave bro.....mehn I don chop money with this Chelsea match, God will bless una as you continue to loose. |
Di Maria! I swear na 5-1 dis match go end. |
Chei!! Shelseea fans una dey awake so? 3-1 hahahaha |
AjanleKoko: Ribery is a dark horse really.na dat one be your problem? |
Ribery |
I dey feel you Bill. |
Roland17: @A-40lol. brosyou funny o |
[quote author=A-40]Full-Time BSV 0- 5 Bayern Hat-trick for Thomas Muller and a doppelpack for Robben Robben dey really vex dis upcoming season and to think ninjas said he would be the first to leave[/quote]Guardiola fückèd up o, I was expecting him to have Gustavo in his line up, but dude ended up not playing atall. Boateng is greatly endowed..looks like Shweini picked up a light injury, any news about him? |
have really waited to drop a comment but this ever interesting writing won't give me a chance until my second name emerged as another character.. ![]() I must confess, since ever I joined Nairaland I haven't dedicated my time to reading some literary works some of you are doing..I'm stuck to this particular one and must finish it. I normally don't read such stories online, but na only Chistar know the flavour wey im take hook me here..you have a very good, great, excellent, fantastic, luring and in-short indescribable sense of humour, I commend that, keep it up cuz I do too |
Where is the picture? |
A match in the Indian I-League narrowly missed the invasion of over a dozen poisonous snakes after Mohun Bagan took on Arrows on Sunday. The Kalyani Stadium near Kolkata sawthe reptiles slither their way onto the field shortly after a 3-2 win, while they were also spotted near the dressing room as the players were engaged in the game. No-one was injured, but I-League CEO Sunanda Dhar told The Indian Expresswhen asked if the venue would be banned: "No, we haven't taken such a decision yet. But we have instructed the authorities to take proper measures to ensure that snakes are removed from the premises of the stadium." Kalyani Municipality chairman PK Sur revealed that the local area had become infested with snakes due to the recent hot weather, while Bagan midfielder Rahim Nabi told the paper:"I for one would be afraid of playing there again." http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1388135/snakes-on-a-pitch:-i-league-venue-infested?src=mobile&cc=3888
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POLICE in Ondo State have arrested three persons for hurriedly burying an 18 year old boy, Sanmi Kehinde who allegedly shot himself dead with his father’s gun. Kehinde reportedly shot himself last Wednesday with his father’s dane gun at Oriokuta community in Akoko SouthEast council area of Ondo State. The Police image maker in the state, Wole Ogodo said the family of the deceased did not make any formal report to the police before they hurriedly buried him. Ogodo said detectives in the state police have commenced investigation to unravel the circumstance that could lead to the death of the teenager. He said the report of the autopsy is still being awaited by the police. According to him: “ Immediately the incident happened neither the family nor the neighbours reported the case to the police before they went ahead to bury the deceased, that is why the police arrested some people on the incident. “When the boy killed himself, the police was supposed to be informed, sothat they would visit that scene of the crime, and if the boy would be buried, the order would come from the police. “The postmortem examination would be carried out because it is one of those things to be done. “We should know whether it is true that the boy shot himself or not; if it is true that he shot himself, where is the gun? Why should they hurriedly bury him, that is why we are suspicious, andmade the arrest.” Meanwhile, report had it that kehinde climbed the ceiling of their house to carry his father’s loaded dane gun in company of his friend, Bolu. It was gathered that the sound of a gun-shot attracted people to the houseand kehinde was met rolling on the ground in his own blood by neighbours who rushed to the scene. However, his family shortly after the ugly incident hurriedly buried their son without formal report to the police. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/police-arrest-3-over-burying-of-suicide-suspect/ |
Please what's written on that paper? |
So this guy get mind barb im pikin im style of hair? I only wish the little boy doesn't grow up to be as wasteful as his dad.. |
Girls..... I'm so much addicted to girls (beautiful ones o) mehn I hardly spend a day without talking about/with girls for hours. Browsing... I surf the net alot and that has caused so much controversies between me and my family relatives/friends. |
henrimoto: oga! wake up from ur slumber and stop doing like okro soup! pls, are u d one paying 4 d house rent or she is d one? are u sure u used ur hard earned money to do her dowry...? dis is a clear sign of what to expect when she eventualy becomes ur wife fully! imagine u! a woman wey u wan marry send u comot 4 house like mumu, only 4 her to bring her man friend come ur bed....u still get mouth dey talk say 'u love her' and u still dey ask say wetin u go do..... haaaa! people, which kind man b dis?lol.... You don kill me with laugh.....love is actually blind.. |
plaetton: I just can't hold my annoyance when I see this kind of toxic crap.no be me talk am na so e dey for bible, so hold your annoyance or better still shift it towards the bible. |
Enegod: she sent my follow man outta his house, brought in another man and got herself f****kd.. It means he is not in control of his wife and also his wife has no shame.. He should send her packing. This kinda woman can kill himMe too won't even think twice before calling it a quit... I was kidding initilly.. |
Enegod: am ok man, nd u?I'm alright bro..just tryna keep maself busy mehn.....what do you suggest the op should do on this issue? |
[quote author=nadia_SA]So shall it be..(Amen)[/quote]oh thanks |
Enegod: mtcheeewhahahaha..... How far bro |
Billyonaire: It is unfortunate that APC has no manifesto except to take power from GEJ. |
Enegod: screw you!yea I screwed you already. I knw you were trying to shake your shapeless head like an agama but you unfortunately ended up sending an irrelevant sms... Sorry o poor boi... ![]() |
Enegod: This poster on top me thinks it's easy to forgive that kinda thing.. Smssms?? What about flashing? ![]() |
Let he without sin first cast the stone...forgive and you shall be forgiven, if you forgive from your heart gods will also forgive you. The best thing to do is to forgive. |
[quote author=nadia_SA] House abeg make una pray for me so that this chick accepts friend request this evening. Thank ya'll |
Sike: @Lordave,we no go run mad.this one na prayer abi na wish, who wan run mad before? Una no fit wish person goodluck? E get one girl wey I wan corner this evening, I swear that girl dey make me walk mad. Make una pray for me o abeg. |
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scipher: wetin 'consine' meyeye |
dademola: so as not to produce imbe.ciles like u, fadas r alws advised not to rappe dia daughters for watsoeva reason!! See wetin ur papa don cause d whole world now?? De klassiker ko, de classify ni!! We r talking about matches dt gets evryone into a frenzy, u're spewing Dortmund vs schalke bullshi.t?? U truly epitomize daftness at its peak!!! Jez crawl back to wateva hole u came out frm( u knw wot i'm talking about), and continue ur hibernation der. I take God beg uhahahaha! Typical Juvenile.. You should be very gratefull to A-40, he's doing you some good.. I think I should invite some more Epl fans to feel the magnitude and good impact of A-40's lecture. |
dademola: enof of dis release clause gibberish joor!! I dnt blame u anyways, cos d phrase "fierce rivals" is virtually non existent in ur sto.opid/boring league! Figo's transfer to madrid frm barca was "HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL". Why was it so?? Falcao's chances of joining real madrid were very remote! Why was it so?? Cos real madrid cldnt afford to pay abi??tevez's move frm utd to city(despite d fact dt twas a 3rd party deal) was CONTROVERSIAL!! Why? Do i need to remind u of d ashley cole's transfer saga? Do i nid to remind u of d fact dt if chelsea play everton at goodison park, toress will be a target for d boo boiz der?? I cld go on and on, cant i?? I'm sure goetze wld even be given a rousing applause by bvb fans wen u guys play dem away!! Shey na league be dt?? I doubt if ts even an offence to "tap up" playas in dt mediocre league of urs! Very boring and un-appealing league. Spanish league; el classico and madrid derby. EPL; manchester derby, london derbies, mersyside derby!! Seria A; milan derby! Bundesliga nko?? Nothing!! Ur crappy league is as one dimensional as my antonio valenciauna get time dey reply this guy o.. As for you oga Dame you just let the whole world wonder when you'll quit wallowing in your utter ignorance! You are talking about derbies and you are talking Manchester It's only few years ago that Manchester derby started being fierce. Before 2010 The River derby in Germany ie Dortmund vs Schalke04 was more interesting.I know you don't know that Bayern Dortmund is called De Klassiker. There isn't even any need for Dayo and A.40 to keep replying you cuz your logic is just as terrible as your foreign run Epl. |
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It's only few years ago that Manchester derby started being fierce. Before 2010 The River derby in Germany ie Dortmund vs Schalke04 was more interesting.