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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Lordave: 3:55am On Aug 08, 2013
FBS: started brightly and then relaxed. na friendly sha. cheesy
word of comfort....'na friendly sha'.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Lordave: 3:54am On Aug 08, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Who the Phuck Is this Wacko?[/color]
I'm Lordave bro.....mehn I don chop money with this Chelsea match, God will bless una as you continue to loose.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Lordave: 3:51am On Aug 08, 2013
Di Maria!
I swear na 5-1 dis match go end.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Lordave: 3:49am On Aug 08, 2013
Chei!!
Shelseea fans una dey awake so?
3-1 hahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 9:43pm On Aug 07, 2013
AjanleKoko: Ribery is a dark horse really.
A really good player, but not exactly camera-friendly.
na dat one be your problem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Messi, Ronaldo & Ribery For UEFA Best Player Award 2012/2013 by Lordave: 4:05pm On Aug 07, 2013
Ribery
Nairaland General › Re: I Celebrate by Lordave: 2:29pm On Aug 07, 2013
I dey feel you Bill.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 3:33pm On Aug 06, 2013
Roland17: @A-40

Rumors of an already divided team because of Pep's playing style and formation, names like Lahm and Shweini are tops on the disgruntled list.
lol. brosyou funny o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:49pm On Aug 05, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Full-Time BSV 0- 5 Bayern

Hat-trick for Thomas Muller and a doppelpack for Robben

Robben dey really vex dis upcoming season and to think ninjas said he would be the first to leave[/quote]Guardiola fückèd up o, I was expecting him to have Gustavo in his line up, but dude ended up not playing atall.
Boateng is greatly endowed..looks like Shweini picked up a light injury, any news about him?
Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story by Lordave: 2:56pm On Aug 05, 2013
have really waited to drop a comment but this ever interesting writing won't give me a chance until my second name emerged as another character.. cool



I must confess, since ever I joined Nairaland I haven't dedicated my time to reading some literary works some of you are doing..I'm stuck to this particular one and must finish it. I normally don't read such stories online, but na only Chistar know the flavour wey im take hook me here..you have a very good, great, excellent, fantastic, luring and in-short indescribable sense of humour, I commend that, keep it up cuz I do too
Politics › Re: Gov. Yuguda & Emir Of Bauchi Playing Football by Lordave: 11:06am On Aug 05, 2013
Where is the picture?
Sports › I-league Pitch Invaded By Snakes by Lordave(op): 2:23am On Aug 05, 2013
A match in the Indian I-League narrowly missed the invasion of over a dozen poisonous snakes after Mohun Bagan took on Arrows on Sunday.
The Kalyani Stadium near Kolkata sawthe reptiles slither their way onto the field shortly after a 3-2 win, while they were also spotted near the dressing room as the players were engaged in the game.
No-one was injured, but I-League CEO Sunanda Dhar told The Indian Expresswhen asked if the venue would be banned: "No, we haven't taken such a decision yet. But we have instructed the authorities to take proper measures to ensure that snakes are removed from the premises of the stadium."
Kalyani Municipality chairman PK Sur revealed that the local area had become infested with snakes due to the recent hot weather, while Bagan midfielder Rahim Nabi told the paper:"I for one would be afraid of playing there again."
http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1388135/snakes-on-a-pitch:-i-league-venue-infested?src=mobile&cc=3888

Crime › Police Arrest 3 Over Burying Of 'suicide' Suspect. by Lordave(op): 1:02am On Aug 05, 2013
POLICE in Ondo State have arrested three persons for hurriedly burying an 18 year old boy, Sanmi Kehinde who allegedly shot himself dead with his father’s gun.
Kehinde reportedly shot himself last Wednesday with his father’s dane gun at Oriokuta community in Akoko SouthEast council area of Ondo State.
The Police image maker in the state, Wole Ogodo said the family of the deceased did not make any formal report to the police before they hurriedly buried him.
Ogodo said detectives in the state police have commenced investigation to unravel the circumstance that could lead to the death of the teenager.
He said the report of the autopsy is still being awaited by the police.
According to him: “ Immediately the incident happened neither the family nor the neighbours reported the case to the police before they went ahead to bury the deceased, that is why the police arrested some people on the incident.
“When the boy killed himself, the police was supposed to be informed, sothat they would visit that scene of the crime, and if the boy would be buried, the order would come from the police.
“The postmortem examination would be carried out because it is one of those things to be done.
“We should know whether it is true that the boy shot himself or not; if it is true that he shot himself, where is the gun? Why should they hurriedly bury him, that is why we are suspicious, andmade the arrest.”
Meanwhile, report had it that kehinde climbed the ceiling of their house to carry his father’s loaded dane gun in company of his friend, Bolu.
It was gathered that the sound of a gun-shot attracted people to the houseand kehinde was met rolling on the ground in his own blood by neighbours who rushed to the scene.
However, his family shortly after the ugly incident hurriedly buried their son without formal report to the police.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/police-arrest-3-over-burying-of-suicide-suspect/
Car Talk › Re: When Someone Dents Your Car & Leaves This Note? by Lordave: 12:14am On Aug 05, 2013
Please what's written on that paper?
Sports › Re: Brown Ideye With His Family (Pictures) by Lordave: 10:51pm On Aug 04, 2013
So this guy get mind barb im pikin im style of hair?
I only wish the little boy doesn't grow up to be as wasteful as his dad..
Family › Re: Share Your Addiction!! by Lordave: 10:33pm On Aug 04, 2013
Girls..... I'm so much addicted to girls (beautiful ones o) mehn I hardly spend a day without talking about/with girls for hours.
Browsing... I surf the net alot and that has caused so much controversies between me and my family relatives/friends.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 5:02pm On Aug 04, 2013
henrimoto: oga! wake up from ur slumber and stop doing like okro soup! pls, are u d one paying 4 d house rent or she is d one? are u sure u used ur hard earned money to do her dowry...? dis is a clear sign of what to expect when she eventualy becomes ur wife fully! imagine u! a woman wey u wan marry send u comot 4 house like mumu, only 4 her to bring her man friend come ur bed....u still get mouth dey talk say 'u love her' and u still dey ask say wetin u go do..... haaaa! people, which kind man b dis?
lol.... You don kill me with laugh.....love is actually blind..
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2013
plaetton: I just can't hold my annoyance when I see this kind of toxic crap. angry

By this logic, we should do away with our criminal justice system.
After all, what is the use of prosecuting and jailing people, when should just invoke your logic and simply forgive them. After all, according to you, all have sinned.

Infact, there are need for laws, moral or legal, lets just keep forgiving and keep moving all, after all, all have sinned. undecided
no be me talk am na so e dey for bible, so hold your annoyance or better still shift it towards the bible.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 4:10pm On Aug 04, 2013
Enegod: she sent my follow man outta his house, brought in another man and got herself f****kd.. It means he is not in control of his wife and also his wife has no shame.. He should send her packing. This kinda woman can kill him
Me too won't even think twice before calling it a quit... I was kidding initilly..
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 3:07pm On Aug 04, 2013
Enegod: am ok man, nd u?
I'm alright bro..just tryna keep maself busy mehn.....what do you suggest the op should do on this issue?
Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by Lordave: 3:00pm On Aug 04, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]So shall it be..(Amen)[/quote]oh thanks
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 2:59pm On Aug 04, 2013
Enegod: mtcheeew
hahahaha.....
How far bro
Politics › Re: 2015: APC Takes Battle To Jonathan’s Stronghold •south-south, South-east To Get by Lordave: 2:50pm On Aug 04, 2013
Billyonaire: It is unfortunate that APC has no manifesto except to take power from GEJ.

Its sickening.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 2:48pm On Aug 04, 2013
Enegod: screw you!
yea I screwed you already.
I knw you were trying to shake your shapeless head like an agama but you unfortunately ended up sending an irrelevant sms...
Sorry o poor boi... grin
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 2:32pm On Aug 04, 2013
Enegod: This poster on top me thinks it's easy to forgive that kinda thing.. Sms
sms?? What about flashing? grin
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by Lordave: 2:19pm On Aug 04, 2013
Let he without sin first cast the stone...forgive and you shall be forgiven, if you forgive from your heart gods will also forgive you. The best thing to do is to forgive.
Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by Lordave: 1:48pm On Aug 04, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]shocked shocked pray for him nau[/quote]you dey mind the yeye boi...
House abeg make una pray for me so that this chick accepts friend request this evening.
Thank ya'll
Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by Lordave: 1:41pm On Aug 04, 2013
Sike: @Lordave,we no go run mad.
this one na prayer abi na wish, who wan run mad before? Una no fit wish person goodluck? E get one girl wey I wan corner this evening, I swear that girl dey make me walk mad.
Make una pray for me o abeg.
Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by Lordave: 1:40pm On Aug 04, 2013
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Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by Lordave: 12:37pm On Aug 04, 2013
scipher: wetin 'consine' me
yeye
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 12:17pm On Aug 04, 2013
dademola: so as not to produce imbe.ciles like u, fadas r alws advised not to rappe dia daughters for watsoeva reason!! See wetin ur papa don cause d whole world now?? De klassiker ko, de classify ni!! We r talking about matches dt gets evryone into a frenzy, u're spewing Dortmund vs schalke bullshi.t?? U truly epitomize daftness at its peak!!! Jez crawl back to wateva hole u came out frm( u knw wot i'm talking about), and continue ur hibernation der. I take God beg u
hahahaha! Typical Juvenile..
You should be very gratefull to A-40, he's doing you some good..
I think I should invite some more Epl fans to feel the magnitude and good impact of A-40's lecture.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:16am On Aug 04, 2013
dademola: enof of dis release clause gibberish joor!! I dnt blame u anyways, cos d phrase "fierce rivals" is virtually non existent in ur sto.opid/boring league! Figo's transfer to madrid frm barca was "HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL". Why was it so?? Falcao's chances of joining real madrid were very remote! Why was it so?? Cos real madrid cldnt afford to pay abi??tevez's move frm utd to city(despite d fact dt twas a 3rd party deal) was CONTROVERSIAL!! Why? Do i need to remind u of d ashley cole's transfer saga? Do i nid to remind u of d fact dt if chelsea play everton at goodison park, toress will be a target for d boo boiz der?? I cld go on and on, cant i?? I'm sure goetze wld even be given a rousing applause by bvb fans wen u guys play dem away!! Shey na league be dt?? I doubt if ts even an offence to "tap up" playas in dt mediocre league of urs! Very boring and un-appealing league. Spanish league; el classico and madrid derby. EPL; manchester derby, london derbies, mersyside derby!! Seria A; milan derby! Bundesliga nko?? Nothing!! Ur crappy league is as one dimensional as my antonio valenciacheesy!! Now wen u start mentioning real madrid, messi and buy-out clause in d same sentence, isnt dt clowning?? Fernando toress?? Wot were chelsea's and liverpool's positions on d log prior to d move? Do i nid to remind u dt football world(bar wots happening in dt clueless bundesliga) is quite different frm wot u do on ur football manager, or ur pro-evolution soccer master league transfer window??
una get time dey reply this guy o..
As for you oga Dame you just let the whole world wonder when you'll quit wallowing in your utter ignorance!
You are talking about derbies and you are talking Manchesterhuh It's only few years ago that Manchester derby started being fierce. Before 2010 The River derby in Germany ie Dortmund vs Schalke04 was more interesting.
I know you don't know that Bayern Dortmund is called De Klassiker. There isn't even any need for Dayo and A.40 to keep replying you cuz your logic is just as terrible as your foreign run Epl.

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