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Policewoman: Not without arresting you for God first.

LWKMD! Where are your cuffs(hands stretched)? At last, I see someone who will take me to god. . .policewoman wan arrest lawyer... I pity u!

Policewoman: I have a question for the atheists here. When one dies, what happens to the person?

smh, and you're a policewoman, i guess. When you shoot a robber, and he dies, what happens to the robber you shot?

Policewoman: I have a question for the atheists here. When one dies, what happens to the person?

and you're a policewoman, i guess. When you shoot a robber, and he dies, what happens to the robber you shot?

Mary 4 life: logic boy or whatever your name is,i dont care whether you believe in God or not,that is your fucking business,God forgive me for this but this fool needs to shut up.if you dont believe in God,dont try to convince others that God does not exist.as in are you child?if no then behave as a adult that you are.lemme tell you a little something,tomorrow might be too late,GIVE YOUR LIFE TO GOD or hell awaits you! Period.

I guess your god must be emotionally crazy like you.

Policewoman: I only pray that Gos forgives your outbursts as coming out of ignorance. I also pray that someday God will make you believe. Man is not just made up of the physical body we see. He also has a soul and a spirit (God's image). When a human being dies, his body goes back to d dust whence from it came, his spirit returns to God the creator, and his soul goes to either Heaven or Hell depending on what he or she did while on earth.

oya, return to the police station kia kia!

Shaw007: Word of advice---Don't take any chances,if heaveN does not exist In d end,what do u have To Lose??

intellectual idleness and cowardice!

DoctorMcgruff: You must be one dumbass of an athiest to ask this stupid question....either that or your a troll

and you too will say you're going to heaven o, upon this your unheavenly foul-tongue!

tevinsolt: umm i believe atheists do not believe in God how much more heaven?.... when so many evidence point's to the existence of God......

oya, start listing the evidence...

tobechi20: I think good atheist wil make heaven if and only if they dönt insult God . You cant insult God and stil be together with him.

Atheist, to make heaven, be good. But dont insult God

your god is a quack! A simpleton! A mirage! A cretin! A nitwit! A schmuck! I can continue if you want. Is your god(if ever anything of such exists) not insulting my intelligent personality, by sending fellow mortals(who are even oftentimes silly and dippy) to convince a mortal of his existence...what is the legitimacy of such emissaries? What is the legitimacy of christianity or islam & others, for an intelligent body like me to now acquiesce to them? Whatever makes you a legitimate god-sender, also makes me a legitimate god-hater, you and I being men.

ijawkid: Atheists can't be among the chosen ones who"ll go to heaven...that privilege of going to heaven is meant solely for those who have taking in knowledge of Yahweh and his son whom(Yahweh) he sent......

so, if I were born by atheistic parents, in a largely atheistic community, where I grew up to know that heaven only means sky, and not farther, and I eventually died believing so, I would go to hell? Is your wicked god so evil, to the extent of convicting an innocent person? Couldn't he, by virtue of his supposed omnipotence & omnipresence make me believe otherwise? Oh! He expects me to just use my 'common' sense to believe he & heaven exist? It then consequently means that the truth of your god's existence could be known via COMMON SENSE? And now that my common sense tells me god & heaven are invalid, I would be doomed in some hell? What the heck!

Logicboy03: . . .was Jesus then foolish to use a Samariatan in the parable rather than a believing Jew?

he definitely must be foolish for the unholy analogy!

What heaven? The supposed cradle of quality inequality, where the God-head is higher than the Elders, and the Elders higher than the Angels, and the Elders and the Angels all sycophantically rallying around the God-head in praise of his corrupt imperial design? What a horrible heaven!

What heaven? The supposed cradle of quality inequality?

BEAST OF NO NATION EGBEKEGBE. . .

tellwisdom: Hope they didn't press her breaasst??

even if they did. . .

berem: Na wa o! Shey I fit use coke cook egusi soup?!

then u must be a terrible cook! apologies.

Richfella: No. 7. Coke (Glass) Bottle: Best bottle for bursting heads - will not break .

i couldnt help it...the laughter wan push me smash bottle on my wifey head. . .divorce thingz. . .

nikkyshyne: Na wa oo. No single comment to appreciate my findings

apologies. beer fans are more than coke fans on nairaland. please make another research on the miraculous uses of larger beers. It will be optimally appreciated. Thanks for the tip though.