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[quote author=tpia@]and need Jesus in your lives btw. [/quote]jesus koo, jarus nii.

[quote author=tpia@]most of you people are very ignorant.[/quote]it is part of ignorance that you ungrammatically juxtaposed 'you' and 'people'. Olodo! Btw, what is your definition of ignorance? Anything repugnant to your point of view?

[quote author=tpia@]not all churches have offerings.

most of you people are very ignorant.

and need Jesus in your lives btw. [/quote]and who told you all churches take offering? Did you school at all?

Where would churches source their funds? Why would pastors delightedly found a church, in the first place? Whence cometh that still small voice, that says 'Son of man, behold thy call'? Would the service be yet unnecessarily prolonged? How happy and fulfilled would the poor be, since there's no more financial duress? How enticing would church services be to non-religionists, who practically frown at the mischief of paying offering in church? What is left of the church, if offering was pulverized?

Consequence of having a BigVajina. . .

Some unschooled friends credulously sent the same message to me last night. I knew it was meant to delude the cosmic unsuspecting ignoramus. I joyfully placed my phone 2 cm to my ears, live and direct. Albeit, for the wise, the underlying purpose is but understandable. More of it to come. . .

donigspain: CONFIRMED! Am live in ESUT.

copy that.

CAMEROONPRIDE: what's wrong with u

nothing.

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CAMEROONPRIDE: it's a disgrace to do that shi.t esp for girl/women

disgrace? How dumb!

KPEKUS: My weapon of mass destruction.

chikk: @larride can u listen to yourself? With respect to the emboldened texts, can u boldly tell me again that this stupidd son of a f*a*g was praying in s*e*x name?

just to have my attention tonight right? O.k, i'll see to that, just make sure you put on a G-string before coming over, o.k? It will be an unforgettable night. Till then. . .remain in your cretinous regalia!

RETARDEENISM: subscription to mediocrity.
RETARDEENIST: subscriber to mediocrity.
RETARDEEN: commander-in-chief of mediocrity.

Demdem: Am still waiting for the chap to even define what an HONORARIUM is? the guy just dey dodge. That alone will expose his ignorance completely.

I think not that he has a lucid grasp of the language, as much as I think not that he speaks not on his own behalf. I pray he understand that 'simple' language.

anicho: Religion and politics....should they MIX

go back to school, boy!

ifihearam: What is wrong in giving a delegation who came to see the president honorarium Sometimes I wonder at ur public display of immaturity,its a sign of appreciation and goodwill so what is phucking wrong with it??

apologies: do your parents earn up to $50,000 annually? Just curious. . .

ifihearam: and try to use another word becos that retardeen word is becoming so boring.

boring for you, not for me.

Thank goodness i'm not a retardeenist. Say NO! to retardeenism!

larride: Thanks but I go pass, what about ya wife now.....na dat one go beta pass

eh ya, sowi, but i'm a misogynist. Try your groundmum. . .

I ain't give no damn!

Agybabe: @OP the prayer is a good one if you and your mate are joint in holy matrimony but a bad one if you are not.

ok

larride: Guys, make una read d yoke again now..... The guy says *********in sex name we pray******** not in God's name. @ OP, you try small

don't mind those untaught hypocrites. Thanks jare. . .your reward: a night-out with the shoeless president's wife.

[quote author=olaniyi .o]i laugh in boko haram.may your dick hang tonight.in sex name.[/quote]and may it hang betwixt your a.nal hole. . .huhahuhahuhauhau!

It's only in Nigeria a shoeless becomes president.

Exponental: @op
wat will be ur prayer if u lose ur private part Or if dat prayer is answered n u cant do without sex.....or..........just thinking aloud!!!!!!

must you comment?

chikk: I swear this op is a fool! Poo head!

is that all your vacuous skull could offer?!

[quote author=godonz.oki]U may see dis as fun bt u r blaspheming. Using d Nam of d Lord God to play. Wen certain tins start happnin to u, u wont kno wer it is comming frm. Instead, u will say its ur moda dat is bwitching u. God hv mercy on u.[/quote]i've heard you. . .you can now return to your sunday school.

bin gbagbo: i cant think!

no wonder you can't comment.

That akward moment when your mate demands a prayer before sex...'Father Lord, we thank you for this wonderful hour...we dedicate this course to your holy name...sanctify our unmentionables...we commit the bedspread to you oh Lord, let it be in good condition by the time we finish...let your angels hold us tight, that we may not fall off the bed...let your holy spirit teach us the right way and position...we ask for the ointment of the holy ghost, to lubricate our unmentionables...we rebuke all spirits of premature e*aculation...let the f o r e play be heavenly...and let the release be glorious...forgive any consequent screams Lord...and take absolute charge of this hour...for in sex name we pray...AMEN!'

zeal500: God is the all knowing father

yet, he never knew lucifer would betray him? What a pity!