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mehn, i like it when ladies sag: it keeps my eyes lazily busy. but when a guy sags, it irritates really.

na lie! master jesus(the gay) go don come b4 dat time. Dem say e wan come recruit more gays in2 him papa's kgdm.

the thing wey spirituality go cause for this world. . .even god go vex, com divorce jesus- im gay wife.

now, some people may
say that the man_of_
god merely advised his
members, and that
listeners' discretion is
advised: but it is pivotal
to also note that when
there is an advice, there
is an accountable
source; if the source is
unserious&untru sted,
then the advice is taken
unseriously: but when
the source of the advice
is considered a
serious&trused
authority to reckon
with, then such advice
is taken seriouly.
ordinary senseless
rumour about not
wearing red cloth,
erroneously from d
same notable authority
elicited mass compliance
by same gullible
community, who cannot
think for themselves.

in furtherance, the idea
of wriggling the man in
such cavernous dilemma
of no-job-no-wife will be
prejudicial and unfair,
whereas the wife was
not issued such
stringent caveat, as
though the financial
onus of the family is
not mutually shared by
the duo.
now, back to the 2nd
fallacy of the 2nd
premise: in the bid of
substantiating his
statement, the man_of_
god referenced adam as
being jobbed by god b4
marrying eve. this is a
very wrong analogy and
also blasphemous.
consider these: was
jobbing adam considered
by god a sinequanon for
betrothing eve to him?
if yes, then of what
relative pursose? are
we biblically told that
there is any romance
whatsoever between
his gardener's job, as
contained in gen 2:15
and his matrimony?
what income was adam
earning inorder to cater
for eve? or was it adam
who asked to be
married to eve? and
even inspite that he had
a job, does it make the
marriage last afterall?

2nd premise, as
seeming sensible as it
appears, contains 2
fallacies. the argument
that the woman should
ensure the husband-to-
be must have a job and
a confirmed job for that
matter, does not only
frustrate the possibility
of post-marriage jobbing
for the man, but also
place a high value on
job/ materialism, as a
chief criterion for
marriage, other than
love and understanding and happiness. also, what if the
member marries a
jobbed man and after
1month of marriage, he
loses his job: should she
now leave/divorce him,
since he got more no
job? if not, then why
cant she initially marry a
jobless man if the
duo,given the prevailing
circumstances, could
cope with the post-
conjugal consequences?
what moral
righteousness has a
man_of_god indirectly
inciting his sheep unto
pursuing job at all cost
before marriage,
especially in a putrid
country of ours, rife
with unemployment?

in addition, if all
churches should adopt
this policy of
intrabreeding/ marriage
just to ease post-
nuptial disagreement,
then the interest of
socio-cultural
harmonious society
(which should be our
primary yearnings) is
thereby threatened.

there are 2 premises to this statement. 1st premise is
completely schismatic.
i.e. it only fuels disunity
and schism among
fellow christians. is your
god so parochial that he
would instruct you to
consider matrimonial
racialism? What if the
will of your god is for a
particular member of
RCCG to marry a deeper
life member or even a
muslim or a pagan or
even an atheist like me?
in a nutshell the
biblicism of this
argument is evidenced
by Hosea's matrimonial
experience.

seriously, it is annoying when people say 'man of god this_man of god that'. some ppl are saying it is merely an advice, of course yes. but we are saying that it is a rather unfortunate and fo.olish advice bereft of a virtuous or true custodian of god-my-foot! so if i call adeboye a f.ool, then a dippy f.ool he is. take it or hang thereon!

the moral implication of such sententious sermon is grave. this religious blunderer has schismatically succeeded in ridiculing his so-called God? and the larger christendom.. so, what income was adam earning from his 'job' of dressing & keeping the vine, just 2 cater 4 eve? was adam accountable for eve's welfarism in d first place? was it on adam's prerogative or volition eve was betrothed to him? did d bible establish dat it was because adam was jobbed that god? now married him a wife, so why was her husband's job not then sufficient for her, that she yet greedily betrayed her matrimony by consenting 2 d will of d serpent? this is a clear-cut biblical blunder to substantiate a moral vice, which indeed is repugnant to natural love, which is unconditional.

[quote author=X-factoria]Somebody just quoted an unverifiable statement and attributes it to Pastor Adeboye and many people here have gone wild without caring to ask for the source of it.

@OP:

Please where is your source?[/quote]can't you read? he said in a tv program. is that not enough a source?

slimdamatrix: Well, he's human. A man of God, yes! But he's still human. We re all bound not to be perfect always. Please don't say too much and bring curses on yourselves! Remember I said, he is a man of God!. *drops pen*

fool defending a fellow fool!

Miranchai: A Redeemed girl is already my GF. What'u gonna do Mr. Pastor(Law Maker)

i suppose u are a lesbian.

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]HE GOT IT WRONG HERE,I DISAGREE TOTALLY.


THIS IS A GREAT GAFFE
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tremendous gaffe, i'll say.

MacDaddy01: Is Adeboye foolish?


Dont marry outside the RCC?

perhaps, he has been gorging some foreign liquor lately.

eaglechild: This is NOT about emotions.
U are not the only one who pays tax.
Dame Patience also pays tax.
U dont have to resort to name callings as it further shows how cheap and ignorant u are.
What u listed still DOES NOT give u the right to know the DETAILS of her ailment.

will u kip shut dere! has the presidency told us that she is sick at all?no! at least, if we can't be told the truth, then we shouldnt be lied to that she is merely resting or that she is hale and hearty. babanla nonsense!

'I_don't_give_a _damn' if
the first lady dies in
Germany. Afterall,
people die in naija daily
and the president ain't
give no damn! When my
grandma died, did he
give a damn? NO! So,
what's the whoop-de-
do?

fools!

for where? abi e don apologise ni!

Just as Gbawe said that most Nigerians are mentally unhealthy, GEJ's apologists, on this subject matter, are apparently suffering from one or more of these cognitive and neurological disorders:
1. AGNOSIA. . .inability to attach appropriate meanings to objective sense-data.
2. ALEXIA. . .inability to comprehend written language.
3. AMENTIA. . .extreme mental retardation.
4. ANACUSIA. . .deafness.
5. ANOPSIA. . .blindness.
6. ANOSOGNOSIA. . .unawareness of, denial of, or failure to recognise one's own neurological deficit.
7. ASTHENIA. . .general weakness or debilitation.
8. CIRCUMLOCUTION. . .evasive speech or use of unusual definitional terms.
9. DEMENTIA. . .loss of intellectual or cognitive abilities.
10. PARAPHRASIA. . .misreading of a written word, texts or number.
11. VERBAL DYSDECORUM. . .inability to self-monitor the appropriateness of speech in social settings.

Hence, any one that comes to this social forum and defends GEJ's 'in-spiritness' (numbness) political overtures, in combating corruption, or illogically says that since an international body acquits us of mass corruption, then, we should bang our drums and start dancing to Azonto, such must be seriously suffering from one of those mental syndromes. Please, let us help them.

Nigeria's Independence is not Nigerians' Independence.

Venchy: Umm...you are talking absolute TRASH, how can NIGERIANS say God bless Nigeria when there's no food in their plate or belle?

There's a social welfare in US & UK to help people from hunger but what has Nigerian leaders left for their citizens?

That's a question for you to answer if you really know why people say God Bless their country.

Unbelievable comment....I leave in UK and average British san afford CHICKEN & CHIPS plus some of their rent been paid but what has our CROOK leaders offers, nothing but stealing public fund.


Your comment is very very annoying.

don't mind those hypocrites and their religious shitz called prayer. Faith-work= foolishness! We're in a crooked nation, that is the truth. . .and the nearest hope for this country is the rarest hope. . .that is our concern. Positive comments my foot!

lucenzo: Anyway sha make I knak my babe happy independence f.uck.

i feel u. . .odun yi o ye!

lalaosky: i wish Nigeria @52, a happy independence day..

Here are some facts i know about my country naija.Feel free to add yours...

please don't start bad-mouthing Nigeria. This thread is meant for celebration not abuses

Nickname-naija, Capital-Abuja, Area-
923,768kmsq, Land-910,768, water-13,000,

Location- located in west Africa..
It is bordered by chad on the north east, by Cameroon on the east by the Atlantic ocean on the south, by Benin on the west and Niger by the north west.
Time zone-GMT + 1

Official language - English

Regions- 36 states, 1 federal capital territory..
774 local govt, 6 Geopolitical zone namely

north west, north east, north central, south west, south east n south south
Nigeria is the most populous black country and 8 most populous in the world..

Ethnic group -250 ethnic group..
Hausa and fulani 29%,
yoruba 21%,
Igbo 18%,
ijaw 10%,
kanuri 4%,
Tiv 2.5%
ibibio 3.5%

hey, you don't control our feelings. Who are you to choose how we reason about the subject matter? Put yours and let's weigh in our own sacred thoughts. O.k?

gboss4sure: and our lunatic cbn governor wants to convert 50 naira to coins so that if I go for a wedding I will use the coins to break peoples head.

u just made my day. . .LMAO!

talk2me006: I beleive u must worshipping rat or cow

at least, finish your secondary school, before talking to erudites like me. O.k?

[quote author=*dhtml]Those are nice names befitting for your god.[/quote]don't patronise me, fogey. I ain't a gay like Jesus.

bonetalk: It's shortens life span

and why should I live longer?

NAMES OF GOD:
Olóríburúkú. . .
Olóshì. . .
Ìkà. . .
Wèrè. . .
Òdè. . .
Òfo. . .