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Politics / Re: Bribery: NJC Sacks 3 Judges, Orders Their Prosecution by lordbish(m): 4:12am On Oct 01, 2016
They should be handed over to EFCC. Make dem smell there nyash

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Crime / Re: How A Man Grabbed Kidnap Suspect Who Broke Into Granddaughter’s Room (PICTURED) by lordbish(m): 4:04am On Oct 01, 2016
En own done be, adieu Mr bright

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Politics / Re: Picture Of The Day (independence) by lordbish(m): 4:02am On Oct 01, 2016
this posterabove me self, you create thread na you still comment ist
Politics / Re: No Nigerian Airport Amongst The Best In Africa by lordbish(m): 4:00am On Oct 01, 2016
Am not suprised atall
Career / Re: Microbiologist And Their Laboratories by lordbish(m): 3:58am On Oct 01, 2016
microb:
Thanks a lot @lordbish... Sir, what will be ur advice for our fellow species currently or have done dia industry training in hospitals on their way out for jobs bcs mls/slt av already taking over most( 70%) of hospitals labs...
they should just do what they know best.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Way We Do Things Now In Nigeria & Later Start Complaining About Politicians by lordbish(m): 5:34pm On Sep 30, 2016
strong msg op. nice one
Career / Re: Microbiologist And Their Laboratories by lordbish(m): 5:31pm On Sep 30, 2016
am a microbiology student, and I will advice you not to because in Nigeria we are learning absolutely nothing. if you need to set up ur own lab, you need vast knowledge. I suggest you travel abroad and study
Family / Re: I Just Saw CONDOM In My Husband's Wallet, Am I Suppose To Just Overlook It? by lordbish(m): 9:50pm On Sep 26, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Divorce him straight! angry....you're not benefiting anything from him, even your child is not benefiting anything from his/her father, what's the point of staying together then? The mistake you made was to marry him in the first place, next time get to know who you are marrying and the family's background before marrying. Now it's time to correct that mistake with a divorce smiley wink kiss

My sister, go look for a good job to support yourself and your baby. Stay blessed smiley
divorce ke, sister are you married?
Religion / Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Flyer I Spotted In My Area by lordbish(m): 8:49am On Sep 09, 2016
Nothing way man no go see
Culture / Re: Italy’s Supreme Court Rules Public Masturbation Not A Crime by lordbish(m): 8:47am On Sep 09, 2016
OK noted
Foreign Affairs / Re: End Time Law: Italy’s Supreme Court Gives Permission For Public Masturbation by lordbish(m): 8:46am On Sep 09, 2016
It is there country and there law, what is end time got to do with it. If you don't like it, stay away from italy
Religion / Re: I Would Rather Marry An Atheist Than A Man From Another Faith by lordbish(m): 8:43am On Sep 09, 2016
hmmm I see
Jokes Etc / Funny Photos Of The Day by lordbish(m): 8:21pm On Sep 08, 2016
got me Rotfl grin cheesy grin cheesy

Celebrities / Re: 8 Over-rated Nigerian Artistes By Naijatainment by lordbish(m): 8:01am On Aug 29, 2016
[quote author=theshaderoom post=48873707]The word “overrated” is defined as
“having a higher opinion of someone or something than is deserved.”

After studying the Nigerian music scene, Naijataiment brings you this list of 8 Over-Rated Nigerian Artistes. These artistes, (some old, some new) are often given so much credit, but a closer look at their works will reveal to you that hype outshines talent and acclaim is founded mostly on media exposure and sentiments.

There’s no denying that the following artistes are popular and successful but do they really have the X factor? And even if they do, is it being applied?

After making my observations and opinions (sometimes scathing) known, I'll leave you to decide and probably correct me, if you have a different opinion about these music stars.


cool Darey

Dare Art Alade – popularly known as Darey – is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, and Idol series judge. He is the son of the renowned Nigerian entertainer, Art Alade.



I had high hopes for Darey, really high hope, and my hopes were dashed.

He has an impressive voice but doesn't seem to take chances. Consistently churning out generic and simple tracks that sound like a cover or rip-off some singer's classic album. I don't know if it's because he did someone's cover once but I don't get an originality vibe from Darey. Failed time after time to really deliver.

Timi Dakolo is doing what everyone hoped Darey would do years ago.


7) Seyi Shay

Deborah Oluwaseyi Joshua, (born 21 December 1985), professionally known by her stage name Seyi Shay is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, recording artist and performer.



I have never met this songstress, but I get the diva vibe off this one. Her slew of embarrassing interviews also makes one wonder if there is anything upstairs even though she has quite an impressive musical pedigree.

She can dance a little, has decent vocals and some good songs. That's it! Good, not outstanding enough to be a rave.


6) Mayorkun

Adewale Mayowa Emmanuel, (Born 1994) better known by his Stage Name MAYORKUN is a Nigerian recording artist, songwriter. In 2016, he signed a record deal with Davido's imprint "HKN Gang".



This guy has been in the music industry for a whole 2 minutes, and his boss davido is already trying to make us think he is the next Michael Jackson. I understand the strategy (i really do), and I enjoy his song "Eleko" but we still haven't decided yet if he is not just another "one hit wonder."

Yes, I know about his new song "Yawa," so let's just put an asterisk on his name and give him some years, to see if he doesn't fall into Davido's shadow.


5) Ice Prince

Panshak Zamani (born 23 October 1986), better known by his stage name Ice Prince, is a Nigerian hip hop recording artist and actor.



Ice Prince cannot rap! In fact, he takes the award for someone really really overrated. His "rap" and flow are painfully repetitive and annoying; sounding like someone reciting nursery rhymes. You hear lines like
"dem no dey go front, dem no dey carry last..."
it's embarrassing just writing that.

He is a testimony of good marketing; chocolate city really did well by him.


4) Victoria Kimani

Victoria Kimani (born 28 July 1985), is an American-born Kenyan singer, songwriter, actress and entertainer. She is currently signed to Chocolate City and is described as the record label's first lady.



Well, here goes chocolate city trying to market the hell out of a no-talent-having pretty girl. The Ice Prince marketing worked out fine, but it has been said that thunder doesn't strike in one place twice, and I believe it won't start now.

Please raise your hand if you know or can remember one song by Victoria Kimani. No hands? Exactly!

I fail to see why she is still relevant. Next!


3) D Banj

Oladapo Daniel Oyebanjo (born 9 June 1981), known by his stage name D'banj, is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, harmonica player, and entrepreneur.



I never really jumped on the DBanj bandwagon. I believed and still believe he has very little talent and depended heavily on Don Jazzy's production and marketing skills. He went and signed with Good music and made Nigerians very aware of his mediocrity and that was the beginning of the end.

"Bother you" is the ONLY Dbanj song with lyrical content, I stand to be corrected.


2) KCee

Kingsley Chinweike Okonkwo (born 18 April 1979), better known as Kcee (sometimes stylised as KCee), is a Nigerian singer and songwriter. He was formally in the Hip Hop duo group called Kc Presh. He currently has a record deal with Five Star Music.



Wow! I am just impressed at the determination with which he churns out his no-point songs. Kcee hits sparks sometimes, but you can always differentiate between a Kcee written song and a song written by someone talented behind the scenes.

Limpopo, fine face, ogadinma, pull over, love boat, ogbomma, ok, we get it, you are a feminist, and you love beautiful girls, can you find something else to sing about now? I hope you get my point - Generic! Highly overrated. Highly!




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1) Lil Kesh

Keshinro Ololade (born March 14, 1995), popularly known by his stage name Lil Kesh, is a Nigerian singer, rapper, and songwriter.



First, I can't really place this Olamide-wannabe; is he a singer, a rapper or both as his Wikipedia page claims?

Although his songs are catchy, he doesn't have one shred of talent. Not well enough to become as popular as he is, which quickly brings the word "lucky" into this.

If you are a Lil Kesh fan about to come for me in the comment section, please tell me you think
"if your nyash nah jollof rice, I rather eat ofada"
is lyrical genius?

He isn't just overrated, he just sucks. I don't understand Yoruba language that much but from the very little I understand, I know he has a foul mouth and no lyrical content. Always saying something x-rated, senseless and repeating himself. Even Olamide his (former) boss started with some sensible songs.



Please note that am a fan of some of these artistes, and this is not a "hate" list. Tell us who you think should have been included on this list and air your views if you have a contrary opinion.

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http://www.naijatainmentxtra.com/2016/08/8-over-rated-nigerian-artistes-by.html[/quot]Op why don't you enter a studio, record your own song and listen to yourself sing then you will shut your silly trap
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Celebrities / Re: Drake Erects A Billboard In Honour Of Rihanna: See Photo by lordbish(m): 8:16am On Aug 27, 2016
ok
Health / Re: Help!! Numbness During Sex I Feel No Sensation by lordbish(m): 11:51pm On Aug 24, 2016
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Romance / Re: When Your Boyfriend Gives You Head After Drinking Pepper Soup (pics) by lordbish(m): 11:14pm On Aug 24, 2016
rotfl na wetin fit am
Health / Re: Help!! Numbness During Sex I Feel No Sensation by lordbish(m): 11:09pm On Aug 24, 2016
Since the doctors can't find any solution and you have noticed it long ago, it might then be wrong circumstition
Crime / Re: Shallow Grave Found In Lagos Pastor’s Home (photos) by lordbish(m): 10:59pm On Aug 24, 2016
uwa nke a self
Food / Re: Ridiculous Way My Neighbour Is Feeding Her Children. by lordbish(m): 10:56pm On Aug 24, 2016
I smell false story
Foreign Affairs / Re: A 6.2 Magnitude Earthquake Hit Italy Today (PICS & VIDEO) by lordbish(m): 4:53pm On Aug 24, 2016
what has an earthquake that is a natural disaster have to do with end time, this happens ones in a while, I wonder why you Nigerians are too damn religious
Education / Re: 6 DELSU Lecturers Sacked For Sexual Harassment by lordbish(m): 11:19am On Aug 22, 2016
Only!! ok

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Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Caught In Bed With 20-year-old Rio Student by lordbish(m): 11:14am On Aug 22, 2016
he is human after all sad
Events / In Need Of A Suitable Anchor For Your Events by lordbish(m): 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2016
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Events / In Need Of A Suitable Anchor For Your Events by lordbish(m): 8:32pm On Aug 21, 2016
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Events / In Need Of A Suitable Anchor For Your Events by lordbish(m): 8:26pm On Aug 21, 2016
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Top 5 Richest Countries In The World You Need To Know by lordbish(m): 2:17pm On Aug 21, 2016
Ok they don't have much population
Romance / Re: 4 Keys For A Succesfull Relationship!! by lordbish(m): 2:15pm On Aug 21, 2016
op it is successful abi you be patience ni
Celebrities / Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities That Are Yoruba Men by lordbish(m): 2:13pm On Aug 21, 2016
them no even fine reach me!! angry cheesy grin

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