Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,298 members, 7,819,001 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 09:50 AM

Lordbish's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Lordbish's Profile / Lordbish's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (of 8 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Lilian Esoro And Ubi Franklin Celebrate Their Son's Birthday Together by lordbish(m): 12:16am On Jul 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This child will never have a happy or normal life when he grows up.
Poor boy born to a sissy, cheating, wife-battering father and an Aristo, sidechick mother.
Shame on that boy Jayden for bringing pain to Lilian and Ubi.

He is the mistake Lilian wishes never happened.

He is the unfortunate wedge in their union
the link that needs to be broken in their chain.


Trust me...Jayden is the only reason Lilian tolerates sitting next to Ubi.

You seriously need Jesus. Wetin even concern you with dem
Jokes Etc / Comedy Video By A Nairalander by lordbish(m): 1:03am On Jul 13, 2017
Itz my birthday!!!! ���. Am giving you visuals to how it felt growing up with older siblings. Itz rib cracking, educative and informative. Watch, share and please!!!! Subscribe. �������� my senior brother would concur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTtxUG9w8d4
Jokes Etc / (comedy Video) Bishopdcomedian-breaking Photosynthesis by lordbish(m): 1:38pm On Jun 22, 2017
Like i promised you guys. This is visuals to breaking photosynthesis. Please don't forget to share with fam and friends and also subscribe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PQJ94kRjns
Travel / Re: Dangote Truck Hits 2 People In Upper Iweka, Onitsha (photos/video) by lordbish(m): 9:05pm On Jun 06, 2017
stexsy:
Blood money...

Dangote is a ritualist.
He is counting in billions of dollars and you are here hating on him. No go dey useful to yourself
Jokes Etc / Re: Real House Of Comedy Group Chat Is Out!!! by lordbish(m): 12:29am On Jun 06, 2017
Akandu50:
real house of comedy group by Thespian Nozy is now viral in all media .
250 members is almost compete!
just need ten active members to complete it.drop ur digits.
add me up 07036746712

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Comedy Video By A Nairalander by lordbish(m): 6:59pm On Jun 05, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQISRU-YnEY
Watch, subscribe and don't forget to share with friends and family
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hasn't Called Me For The Past One Week After We Argued by lordbish(m): 2:26am On May 31, 2017
mamagee3:
Hi all, my boyfriend hasn't called me in a little over a week after we argued about him not being financially able to take me out.

This is the longest we have gone without talking to each other.

Do you think he would call me?
He has not called you and you have not called him, if am dat guy i won't call for forever

5 Likes

Romance / Re: You Wake Up To This, Your First Words Would Be? by lordbish(m): 11:37pm On May 26, 2017
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by lordbish(m): 11:34pm On May 26, 2017
Danokoje14:
i have always pondered over the rationale for guys preference to girls with big or large buttocks?When you watch most musical videos ;you would see girls with big or large buttocks flaunting it. Now the question is what is the significance of a big or large bum bum(buttocks)..personally i dont think there's any thing special with a girl's ass apart from the fact that its basically a conduit pipe through which faeces comes down..whats your opinion?
It serves as a spring if you take it with the doggystyle grin cheesy cheesy cheesy wink


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPHnOiEMHE
Romance / Re: These Girls That Usually Come To Your House At Night To Charge And Watch Film by lordbish(m): 11:31pm On May 26, 2017
MrDickman:
The day i go catch them ehn. some will come in skimpy night gown and spread one leg to the north and another to the south.. some will just sit down anyhow. some will even sleep off na you go wake dem up make dem dey go house. The day I will unleash the devil in me ehn
It is better you let dem be, because some na pure set up.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPHnOiEMHE
Romance / Re: Another Secret Of Ladies Busted!!!(guys Come In Here,ladies Keep Off? by lordbish(m): 11:27pm On May 26, 2017
naijamakossa:
You came back home from anywhere you have been to,your wife/girlfriend fetch you water to bath,please and please do not allow her to press your penis,it's their new way of catching a cheating husband/boyfriend,they will hold it and press it to see whether left over sperm will come out grin grin

that was how my friend was caught yesterday by his girlfriend.

a word to the wise,is in the north.thank you grin
That is not enough reason to conclude that he is cheating

Meanwhile watch latest comedy skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPHnOiEMHE
Romance / Re: A Bride's Cleavage-baring Wedding Dress Got People Talking (photo) by lordbish(m): 11:23pm On May 26, 2017
Romance / Re: Crazy Post I Saw On FB Today by lordbish(m): 11:18pm On May 26, 2017
rotfl
naijarians can be creative eh


meanwhile watch latest comedy skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPHnOiEMHE
Celebrities / Re: Fans React As Ebube Nwagbo Shares Sexy Photo by lordbish(m): 10:38am On May 26, 2017
The hotness most ladies have is with clothes, if they take it off you will be disappointed with the saggy boobs and tummy's

128 Likes 6 Shares

Crime / Re: Graphic Photos: Unimaid Student Kills New Born Baby, Forces Baby Into Toilet by lordbish(m): 10:34am On May 26, 2017
Why get pregnant if you don't want the baby. Condoms are sold everywhere and they won't buy. Forcing an innocent child into the toilet is the greatest act of wickedness. I wonder what is wrong with ladies of today, no remorse at all

Tomorrow they will say one aunty or uncle is behind their childlessness
Celebrities / Re: Nyakim Gatwech, Model & The Moonshine Queen Of Dark (Photos) by lordbish(m): 12:41pm On May 23, 2017
Dis babe dark pass darkness grin cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / (comedy Video By A Nairalander) Bishopdcomedian-my Shoe Ft Mc No Go Do X Urchman by lordbish(m): 9:49am On May 23, 2017
Jokes Etc / (comedy video by a nairalander) Bishop Comedy-my Shoe Ft Mc No Go Do X Urchman by lordbish(m): 9:20am On May 23, 2017
Politics / Re: Eric Joyce Says Buhari Is Dead by lordbish(m): 5:41pm On May 21, 2017
That was how he died before, until i see his dead body brought back to naija i won't believe

20 Likes

Romance / Re: Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships With Broke Guys by lordbish(m): 10:01pm On May 19, 2017
Crime / Re: Gang Of Thieves Stealing From Passengers Onboard A Flight From Lagos-abuja video by lordbish(m): 9:53pm On May 19, 2017
thieves done upgrade as everybody won go aero na nobody won use road again
Politics / Re: What Are The Achievements Of The Black Race? by lordbish(m): 11:27am On May 16, 2017
ChinonsoDike2:
What has the black race achieved on this planet? The race has a lower IQ average compared to other races. African countries are dangerous, cesspits that lack the rule of law. Why should anyone be proud of being Black?! What has the race as a collective achieved?!

Hint: Nothing.
big dicks i think

1 Like

Religion / Re: Coming Back From The Dead, A Religious Miracle? A Doctor's Perspective. by lordbish(m): 7:59pm On May 14, 2017
Nice article
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Covers Guardian Life Magazine by lordbish(m): 7:22pm On May 07, 2017
Kobicove:
I just hope he will not end up as a one-hit wonder undecided
Do you know how many hits he has created, from party like 1980, gallardo, pain killer, versachi, successful give d guy some credit
NYSC / Re: . by lordbish(m): 9:42pm On Apr 08, 2017
I hail naija higher institutions
How dis won take graduate
Education / Re: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by lordbish(m): 4:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
Got kicked out for farting loudly cheesy cheesy grin
Jokes Etc / Is There A Penalty For Using Police Uniform In Comedy Skit Without Letting The P by lordbish(m): 9:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
Am bishopdcomedian and I shot a comedy skit using a customised police uniform. The skit is yet to be released for public consumption but I have fears that it might land me in trouble because I have read of a comedian that was kept in police custody because he was found with police uniform. I just want to know if there is a protocol I should follow before releasing the videos.
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Getting Married Early Is The Best Decision by lordbish(m): 9:47pm On Mar 29, 2017
Not getting married is the best, less stress and bullshit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bad News: Skill Acquisition Will Not Solve The Issue Of Unemployment by lordbish(m): 9:39pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ontarget:

Everybody will not learn the same skill but a group of people will learn the same skill. We can't have only one person doing baking. Thousands or millions of people will learn the same baking if we all decide to follow the "good advice" of acquiring a skill. You get it?
Yes sire
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bad News: Skill Acquisition Will Not Solve The Issue Of Unemployment by lordbish(m): 9:09pm On Mar 29, 2017
I don't get your point. Not every graduate will want to learn a skill and not everyone will learn the same skill in the same area, but everyone is applying in big firms that won't take them. Pride is what is killing most people.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Kenyan Lawyer Sues Isreal For Killing Jesus by lordbish(m): 8:29pm On Mar 29, 2017
Does kwale weed grow in Kenya? because en be like say pesin brain done knock.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Kenyan Lawyer Sues Isreal For Killing Jesus by lordbish(m): 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2017
Does kwale weed grow in Kenya? cus I think someone is excessively high.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (of 8 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 26
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.