₦airaland Forum

Aksally: I was once in a similiar situation. I was about tearing an instruction leaflet of Essential Balm, when one aboki who was of the labour I employed stop me. You know the leaflet contains instructions in different languages including Arabic. It was the arabic inscription that caught his attention.

He said 'Oga bani rubuta Allah ne'.
Meaning 'Boss give me it is God's writing'.

Without any word I gave him, he folded the leaflet and put it inside his pocket.

The situation was saved that day,

so arabic is God's language? Illiteracy unlimited! Kai mallam!!

tomakint: I have always maintained that 'there is no unity in Nigeria' this is one of the fruits of that unfortunate amalgamation!

quite unfortunate, Nigeria is just a conglomerate of in compatible parts which forcefully stay together for the purpose of enjoying national cake. The political elites are just using the platform called Nigeria to enrich themselves and their families, buy foreign citizenship, build multi-billion biz empires and edifices etc, at the expense of the poor. Imagine innocent people being killed beacuse one man did not pronounce a name correctly. The northern muslim just look for a flimsy reason to start mayhem. It is high time we go our different ways and allow them practise sharia, enslave women,terrorism and manufacture bombs. We can't continue like this

Demdem: Beg Ebele Retardeen Jonathan
What a joke

demdem retardeen(DR), you again!

icez: But this is someone who went to pray.
He is a guest in their country.

yes, he went to pray and allah graciously answered him by giving him short sleeve.

ziondaughter: Saudi authorities plz come to naija n give some pple short sleeve

aboki traveled to mecca with two hands to stone the devil, after carrying out rituals, he will becoming back with just one hand and a short sleeve. Let there raucous ceremony with trumphet to welcome the hero back home. #singing aboki by iceprince#

Kolade9: abi,they will jst drew a kind of things that his bad for the socaity

abeg make somebody com draw GEJ for ma stomach and buhari for ma back, ewu tatoo!

Demdem: and where were u when i rated the Retardeen 9% since the beginning of this admin? if he is completely idle, i would have rated him 0%
Whatever he may be doing is still so minute and nothing to write home about especially when u place it side by side with the resources at his disposal (economic/human/financial)

when have you become a rating agency? Demdem retardeen rating agency!

Demdem: And what are u? a produce from a rotten kunt. What a miserable life u have.
O yes we are celebrating our President, The Retardeen.

so you are not from a rotten k.unt! You are worst than a retardeen, a disgrace to your mum and females in general. See where your hate is leading to. Demdem Retardeen

gidiMonsta: Many of you need to remove the wool of religion from your eyes and see that this is not a religious war. Y'all need to read up on Jewish eschatology to understand why the State of Israel will stop at nothing to wipe out the entire Arab population living between the Eupherates and Tigris.

In Jewish Eschatology; it is believed that after The great exile, all Jews will be returned to their ancestral Land, after which there will be a great war with Persia and other powers from the north (In the jewish Talmud the war is said to be with Gog and Magog.) where the God of Israel reveals himself and ends the war. The Messiah (a great leader NOT JESUS) will then come and rule the world, the temples of Jerusalem will be rebuilt. The jews believe that the world will end between year 6000-7000. It is widely believed that yr2000 of the modern calendar coincides with yr5770 of the Jewish calendar. I have read an Hadith that is quite similar to this story but with a more detailed description of events.

This is the main reason why the Zionist regime will keep attacking Palestine to free more land for the returning Jews and trying to goad Persia (Iran) into a war, they are preparing for the Messiah (they don't believe its Jesus).

does the returning Jews include the Igbos?

eggheaders: this is the most unintelligent post today.so God is showing his power too with the way the boko goons are killing igboids too.oh boy I bow to moronic reasoning.

u mean u like the boko show abi?

Mujitapha: Jews are devils, a day will come when u will reap wat u sew.To the hyprocrites symphatisers of jews, u too are devils,may Allah punish u all.

who is this allah?

mumumugu: Why IS G E J not in d list.?

GEJ is on boko haram, hell rufai and Buhari's lists. He is also nairalanders' list as best president.

Solomonadejo: Why is Baba covering his Pri.ck

erroti.c and tempting things. He does not want history to repeat itself.

sunkoye: at least they are not maiming each other….wat a civilized anger!!

if it were in Nigeria, dey for done burn churches and police stations, kill and despoil corpers, put roads blocks to bring innocent people out of vehicles...killing them, detonating bombs, burning christians houses, vandalizing shops in markets and streets and stealing their goods, wipe out Igbo families...just because then, one jonathan won the election and his rival shed tears of loss and old age

i thought she was triping for Iceprince, now she has changed network to iyanya...wizkid get ready. Eye ye ye! Samclef noni!

i thought she was triping for Iceprince, now she has changed network to iyanya...wizkid get ready. Eye ye ye!

franchizy: Imagine Igbos killing Igbos in the name of Boko Haram. Boko Haram are igbos and christians because Islam is a religion of peace and no muslim can ever shed blood.

may the peace of boko haram be upon you and your generations for saying the truth.

basisop: That all those killed were members of ANPP abi ACN and you guys believed him?

Even the women and children too?

the churches they bombed every sunday and fridays, the mubi massacre, families wiped out etc are all ANPP and ACN members killed by PDP. Many people are just here to follow the crowd. Gaddemn!

sesandavid: Let's give Mohammud Buhari a chance!

what of the fa.nat.ism in him or has he changed? good and evil dwelling concurrently in one man.

sesandavid: Let's give Mohammud Buhari a chance!

what of the fanatism in him or has he changed? good and evil dwelling concurrently in one man.

ghettodreamz: Are you on some skunks or OGADIGA? You twa*t, spewing trash! Your claims begged for the question, which of the beasts in human form, whose name I've listed below are Christians?

Imam Abubakar Shekau
Abu Mohammed Abdulaziz,
Shiek Abu Abass, Shiek Ibrahim Yusuf,
Shiek Sani Kontagora and Mamman Nur.”

I can see you're nothing but another retarde*n seeking attention here and there. Slow p*ke

dont mind the misguided fellow. it is the christians that also want to have meeting with FG in saudi arabia chaired by buhari and ali monguno!

Junapril: I think it might be unwise of you to speak about what you don't actually have a direct contact with and speak with so much confidence. Islam is a religion that preaches modesty in all Area, everyman should read, everyman should have direct connection with his creator, no parent wants the teacher to teach his kids unfavourable subjects, Writings from above is more than what some people are ofering.
Is wearing bra and pant not quite extreme? Right to freedom you say? You can imagine comparing the purnishment for eating the forbidddding truth to HOMOSEXUALISM. Speak, but not with every authority. May ALLAH help us all

modesty my foot! a religion that allows the forceful and match-making marriage of underaged girls leading to increase incidence of VVF, maternal mortality and child-mothers. a cult that permits the marriage of uncle and niece, and marriage between cousins, is that not incest. when a man sleeps four women, divorces at will and nursing to have .7.2. in heaven-fo.rni.cation, imagine taking fo.rnicat.ion and you come here to talk about modesty. i think 'modesty' needs to be redifined!

Ayowumie: So, because of mere unfounded assertion of ancestry, they have to go and die and for nothing?

but the israelites are not cheats, and they dont produce substandard products

lagerwhenindoubt: Saudi Arabia... that makes sense.. will Boko-Haram ride Camels all the way there or take a Flight via Lagos

lagos airport, please. it's faster. hahahaha

candieangel12: Dont understand the hype about WizKid but at least he is getting his money, cant hate on that. Oh and he is cute but scrawny, he would be hot if he added some muscles to his physique.

he is still growing...the young shall grow

Kslib: Wonderful!! Well,this is Nigeria for you. The only country that can clone real humans when a new state is formed..
The only country that allows criminals to rule normal people.. I know say many countries get criminal leaders,but our own leaders criminality don reach to make devil know say before he became a criminal,Nigerian leaders have won several awards for criminality,be it oscar award,grammy award,headies award,most valuable criminal,oldest criminal,up-coming criminal,revelation of the year criminal,best act criminal,innocent looking but dangerously dangerous criminal of the year award and many more..
News reaching me suggests that when the devil read,heard and analysed Nigerian leaders,and their dubious/carefully engineered ways on fooling the masses,he was short of words,and all he had to say was "I HAVE NEVER BEEN SINCERE DESPITE ALL MY JOURNEYS ACROSS THE WORLD,BUT SINCERELY SPEAKING,WHAT NIGERIAN LEADERS ARE DOING IS NOT FAIR..I EVEN GATHERED THAT HE SCREAMED "HABA"...

wow! can you help this honourable house with the devil's itinerary, (you seem to know much about him). when will she be in lagos? so that i move. I guess this further reduce the population of lagos.

pDude: See how people just dey die like chicken in naija over silly reasons. Chai!

See as GARRI dey kill people

na wa o! bokoharam dey kill people for north, GARRI DEY KILL for east, ALUU and flood dey kill for south south, gbegiri dey kill for west. where shall we run to? God save Nigerians

pDude: See how people just dey die like chicken in naija over silly reasons. Chai!

See as GARRI dey kill people

team GARRI, kindly take note oh! GARRI dey kill wo!! 5 people died because they ate garri. it more dangerous to soak garri either with pepper, beans, sugar, ground nut or groundnut cake. garri eaters are liable to...hope this reduces the consumption and price of garri?

killuminati: Christians should just give up their fate and become atheist. Or they shld stop goin to church at all since they can't worship in peace. The different types of this churches are the main cause of dis bomb blast if you ask. Catholic vs cheraphim, mountain of fire vs jehovah witness. All na b'cos of tithe Oo

please first deal with the fact that alla.h is a go.at, before coming here to post pooh. allahu. ak.bar to the goat, pi.ss be upon the g.oat and his messenger!!!

jamp: Hello NL,

I have noticed that male babies suck breast more than the female ones. When I had my first daughter she did not suck as much as my first son is doing now.

I want to know why the male child suck more or could it be why they still suck even at old age?

because it's nutritious... not only male babies wo! male adults, hubbies, suggies, youngies, even male dogs. please ladies dont deny them