₦airaland Forum

luvmijeje: Is it true that one of the sign to know whether a food vendor is using juju in cooking her food is when u see a long queue.If nt what are the signs to look out for.

quality customer service, hygiene, price, hospitality and before i forget, after sales services(the ladies ask you to come for extra meat in the evening)

Olaolufred: I know He has integrity more than any of the PDP cronies.
But people's perception about him is already bad.
He should sit back as a statesman.
He should be in the kingmakers ring.
For presidency, Not many Nigerians will vote him- though I can depending on the other opponents.

he should mediate between boko haram and the federal government. Shike na!!!

seanet01: Never. Where did i did that?

professor gabbage, please modify this post. I think there is a 'typo' error there.

benson19: mr man ar u telin us we dnt av muslims gays and lesbians even rite here in nigeria we av alot of gay and lesbian muslims... Frnd homosexual is common among muslims and am talkin 4rm xperience, plz dnt gt me wrong we av homo in both religions and no religion endorse it... And if truly u av xtains among ur siblings ur hatred 2wards xtainity shuld nt b in dis form whc means if gven d opportunities u wil do worst dan boko haram

there more muslim gays in Nigeria, especially in the north. It is not something hidden people know them and patronize them very well. They are called 'dandaudus'. They dress and act the feminine way. The act of piping through the a.n.us is called 'loodoo'. This practice has been ongoing for a very very long time in the north.

austinsmat: When will Yoruba Muslim learn a lesson about there Islam do U know that here in kano no Yoruba Muslim will lead in masalachi(mosque) because there see them as fake Muslim, TRUE Muslim are violent in nature,Allah akbar is there slangs before doing there evil act bokos are full Islam jihadist

they all know this yet they follow their slaves masters shipishly to the gallows. Their prayers are like abomination to the jihadist. May God save them from delibrate deceit

seanet01: Did you know terrorism started? Did you know the first suicide bombers were christians? Did you know who train Alqeeda in Afghanistan to fight the soviet union? Did you know what the bible said about what should be done to any Jew who did not accept Jesus?
Did you know that majority of Israelites today practice Judaism? Did you know what Judaism being practiced by Israelis stands for? I don't give out free Lectures.

boko haram online. Hope nairalanders are safe. Seun please provide online-iron-dome.

seanet01: Hypocrisy! While i condemn in its totallity any form of terrorism and bloodletting, i detest hypocrisy, you will be surprised when you hear that The Western world is behind this Terrorism. We knew who trained Osama Bin Laden, We knew who installed Sadam hussein, believe me, the west is the one fanning the embers of disasters worldwide.

what is hypocritcal about the my post? so boko haram is a creation of the west? You actually thinks you can deceive nigerians or nairalanders with your many baseless and irrelevant posts. It is an open secret that the north is carrying out genocide against christians, wanting to spark off a civil, trying to instigate a military takeover or disintegrate the country, because of their greed for power and blood thirtiness.

omenziate: The casualties will still b estimated at 3000, don't know where all these recent casualties fall into . Sundays are now official slaughtering days for the rabid muslims. Mohammed, u try o but Jesus go judge u sha and I go gladly wan know which part of hell u go dey .

this is a clear case of genocide against christians. The trend has become continuous and unabated. The intension of the north is at least clear to all; to make Nigeria ungovernable, to instigate a military takeover, to disintegrate the country or spark off another civil war. It is high time civil society groups, well meaning nigerians started talking about SNC with the aim of peaceful disintegration of this nation. The various segment are not compatible in all ramfication.

Archmed: For Sale!!
1kg of sh*t.....5k
2kg.................15k
10kg................40k..December Bonanza!!
Hurry now while stock last!
Terms and conditions apply

there are 20 ships filled with shi.t from china on the high sea for O-sh.it in the state of Osun. Ari-igbe is working

Kx: How come she bore her father's name to death while she was married?
Dont Northernans adopt their husbands name in marriage?

northerners(females) adopt both their dad and husbands name in marriage. This is a precautionary measure, as they could be divorced any moment. This they call ''sak'ki uku''

Clemzy16: She died of child birth!! Only in Nigeria would women still lose their lives to childbirth in the 21st century.

but why do women die during child birth? This abnormality has been troubling my mind for some time. Humans have access to medical care; post and antenatal, but stil shit happens. What about the animals...no medical care, food scarcely come, exposed to harsh habitat and preditators waiting to devour mother and child, but these animals still bring forth their young ones in good health, without the aid of nurses and midwife, no drugs, no bed, no warmer, no bleeding, no miscarriage, most dont even make a sound in the process. Their youngs on the other become strong almost immediately...leaving you pondering whether it was waiting to be thrown out. But humans' is the direct opposit. A man's dogs gave birth to 9 without surgery, the hen layed 18 without VVF, the mouse he has been battling with added six to the fold to increasing rate of their wear and tear. But his darling wife...worshipped, cherished, adore, nursed...couldnt. You hear of miscarriage, wrong position, hole in the heart, kidney or head, bleeding, stillborn, refused to come out, coming out with legs on hands, ceasarian section, too big(what about baby whales?), premature, abnormal...death #tears tears# why humans! Why humans!! Why humans!!! RIP to the dead and Kudos to all the straight-edge women all over the world, passing through the 'near- death experience'.

bntY: Eh!Gay mosque or wat did i see?.was sure someone is up to some game before i opened it. you can't even be gay and still claim to be a muslim.The zahed guy is more than deluded.He had better find a name for his new doctrine,even d pagans agree that is not islam.You can't pretend to purify urine,it will remain an impurity!.

but there are lots of gay-muslims in the north patronizing she-males(who are also muslims) for fun, others for ritual purposes. The she-males are called 'dan-daudu'. The 'dan-daudus' do everything like female; cosmetics, manicure and pedicure, hair style, lip stick, women moves, teasing, etc. while the act of gay 5ex is called ''loodoo''. I know they are anxiously waiting for jahed gay-mosque. #singing tease me tease me tease me babey by wizkid#

[quote author=raynold17 ]what. do u expect to happen when dem niggas look at each others as**s 5 times a day.[/quote]just imagine say na woman dey their front... # sweet temptation, sorry, i mean fighting temptation#

Logicboy03: This is too funny!!!



Vedaxcool, is islam the new gay religion?

may be the guy was thinking the virgins have exhausted, hence the need to start practising with gay-men. Imagine committing suicide bombing and going to aljana to get 72 muscular men awaiting your pipe, that onr na second death now(dying by the pipe)Islam a ba...

HQ: I'd be switching back and forth.

They all have their flaws.

On Etisalat, I hate the "Auto-Renew" thingy. On MTN, well (long story, you know).

you no want win aeroplane abi?

ifyalways: 250 what an insult!!!

On average, a Nigerian graduate earns above 100K a month. Multiply that by 9 months.

3M for a school cert holder.

10M for a graduate

you be Igbo abi?

rawtruth: MEANWHILE:

New Sect Claims Responsibility For SARS Headquarters Attack In Abuja;

27.11.2012, 14:32  Local

Contrary to the national belief that the dreaded sect, Boko Haram was responsible for the bombing of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad's headquarters (SARS) in Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory, on Monday, another radical Islamist sect- Jama'atu Ansarul Muslimina Fi Biladis Sudan has claimed responsibility for the attack.

The unedited excerpt of the email claiming responsibility reads: " In the name of Allah most Graciuos most Merciful

"The Jama'atu Ansarul Muslimina Fi Biladis-sudan is hereby declaring by Allah's grace to be the responsible for the attack held on 12th Muharram, 1334 - 26th November, 2012, on S.A.R.S. detention facility in Garki area II, Abuja Nigeria.

"Allah SWT has obligated us to help those that are oppressed, especially those oppressions that is taking place in the security cells, prisons and other detention centers etc. and has become part of the main functions and basics that form Jama'atu Ansasrul Muslimina fi Biladissudan.

"We are stating loud and clear that many of those captured by the Nigerian security or by the Christian in Plateau state such as the women and children in Langtang, Yalwan Shandam etc to mention but a few. by Allah's grace we are matching towards their freedom.

"Lastly, we are calling upon all Muslims to come and joined hands with us in carrying out this noble duty that Allah SWT has commanded us to do, Allah SWT said: "And what is the matter with you that you fight not in the cause of ALLAH, and for the feeble among men, and for women and children oppressed…". Nisa'i:75.
"Abu Usamatal Ansari (Amir JAMBS)."

It would be recalled that the islamic sect first emerged in opposition to Boko Haram's tactics about five months ago, declaring that they oppose the killing of innocent non Muslims except "in self defense or if they attacked Muslims like the cases we have in Jos," but Monday's attack has cast aspersion on the above claims because innocent non-muslims died in the attack.


Pakistan, Somalia, Yemen, (Egypt warming up?)..., here we come.

dear 9igerians brace yourself and get prepared for another season of allah-instructed-attacks as the allah has already given mandate to his obedient servants (JAMBS and BH) to fight for the 'oppressed'. Watch out for spartacus season 5!!!

odehaj: Allah SWT said:”And what is the matter with you that you fight not in the cause of ALLAH, and for the feeble among men, and for women and children oppressed…”. Nisa’i:75. A quote from their quoran. I'm waiting a Muslim bigot on this thread to start saying "their not muslims".Hausa,Arabs,&
The stu.pid yoruba Muslims are all thesame.

please save for future reference

haxan919: ♦♥♦ "LIFE- IS a TEST
♦ ISLAM- IS the BEST
♦ SALAAH-IS a MUST
♦ AKHIRA IS our REST
♦THE WORLD IS a DUST
♦ IF QURAN IS in our CHEST
♦ NOTHING IS NEEDED NEXT
♦ OBEY ALLAH FIRST AND SUCCESS WILL BECOME
NEXT.." ♦♥♦ Peace MAN....

another slowpoke has broken loose.

caseless: wei, wannan wawan inane? Dunce, which part of the north did u stay dat ur understandin of hausa is this poor? How does the above statement literally mean war/killin? Bush-goat!

what are you trying to cover or who do you you are trying to deceive. Bigot!

taharqa: What exactly does Islam and Muhammd stand for? Abeg answer the guy. An average of 80 persons die every week from suicide bombers in diff countries in d world, and ALL d bombers are MUSLIMS who say they are fighting for Islam and Mohammed.... Islam has bn let down by a very small group of derangd and brainwashd extremists, and by a majority of Moderates who are so clueless as to what they ought to do to 'save' whateva is left of d image of d religion (the favorite response of these moderates been to manufacture conjectures in a desperate measure to salvage dis image). It is not working

let them be deceiving themselves, a religion symbolized by two swords, established by prophet who killed unbelievers, took people as slaves, married underage and followers go about doing the same thing all over the world, funding terrorism, violence unending suicide bombing, proliferating arms. But the same people are blindly claiming peace. What a shame!

truefact: why cant nigeria think of separation or regionalism. Even the so called western countries that wanted nigeria as one country are thinking of separation Eg. in Spain, catalonia is an autonomous region and planning separation to become a country of itself because they think other parts of Spain is drawing it backward, in UK, Scotland is autonomous and also planing separation, many states in USA also plan separation.

Here in nigeria, we are not the same people. we have different ideology and never been thesame and never would be. Why cant we go our separate ways. it's evident the north is drawing everybody backward. To me separation is best for Nigeria. The north cannot keep holding the entire nigeria backward. Other region should move forward. to me it's either separation or regional autonomy.

Is it that the south has no leader or is it that they cant challenge the northern leaders. I'm tired of this core north sh i t

the problem is that the greedy and self centred political elites from the different regions/sections of this who are supposed to champion the course of peaceful de-amalgamation or disintegration of this bloody association are busy looting and enriching themselves with the public funds. Where will they such cheap stolen money if we separate? Highly inflated real estate business in abj, anchored on oil funds would crash(the conomic activities in abj is not bouyant enough to justify high cost of real estate). The political elites see nigeria as a big opportunity to get rich and expand their business expire, a separation would put an end to it. It clear beyond reasonable doubt that the various extractions cannot live together peacefully. The incessant suicide bombings in churches, unprovoked crises, killings of christians and destroying their properties,post election crisis which mainly targeted christians etc. It is high the people go out for protest demanding a referendum for separation or a sovereign national conference to let the barbarian north be on its own. It is clear that there is a religious divide and hatred depicted by continuous bomb attacks on christians and churches in the north. We cannot continue in this blood feud

caseless: kai nagoma, sai kace bakajin hausa... Agwaluma Ne ai sunnar abun. Na agwaluma hausa mah de call am.

it seems the hausas and the yorubas have alot in common. The hausas even claim they have the same ancestors...

GeJ79: MANY NIGERIANS HAVE BEEN BRIAN WASHED WITH RELIGION AND THEY SEE EVERY PROBLEM TO BE ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY. THIS IS A POLITICAL PROBLEM. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE GOVERNMENT. IF YOU CAN THINK AND MAKE COMMENTS ON NAIRALAND PLEASE SEAT DOWN AND THINK WISELY. DON'T BE FOOLED 2015 IS AROUND THE CORNER.

political problems from muslims in the north: killings christians and destroying their properties and bombing churches, adding to other security agents' families that refuse to support their massacre? Who do you want to deceive?

GeJ79: AM FROM THE SOUTH SOUTH AND AM A CHRISTIAN. THIS KILLINGS AND ALL IS NOT BECAUSE OF ISLAM. I THINK JONATHAN AND HIS VICE SHOULD RESIGN SINCE HE CAN NOT DEFEND AND PROTECT US AS STATED IN HIS OATH. I SEE MORE BLOODSHED BEFORE 2015

you deceiving yourself, not Nigerians, not even nairalanders. Boko haram sympathizer

SniperInADiaper: *scans list, sees name but without picture... carries on*

kindly call the contacts in the OP to in form them. They will sure provide pictures. #Hope no bomb in your diaper#

ehie: n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...

WILL I BE BANNED?

WILL NAIRALAND COMBUST AND EXPLODE

WILL SEUN HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF I WRITE NI..PPLES ON NAIRALAND 100 TIMES?

n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES..

no mind him, but him like the unmentionable like die

KINGwax: vote for buhari first na. Or any other sharia apologist, your eyes go clear

thank God the islamist did not win oh, we for hear am. No wonder he was weep painfully like a woman, when he lost. Many said he was weeping for Nigeria just as many nairalanders do. Lies!

Gentle Naaz: Gurock Ebeye Jolatan n Oyuchegu Abayanjo, i tohught btoh are mnsaet man

is this french or swahili. Please translate in English.

aryzgreat: Imagine wot this scenario wuld have degenerated to if u didn't act 'wise' Am sure he doesn't know the meaning of the instruction written in arabic but was so fast to defend "God's writting"

I had a hot fight with a yoruba muslim (fanatic type)during my NYSC. he was my bunk mate at the camp and left his koran beside his pillow. Out of curiosity i picked the koran and was admiring the arabic scribbles, the next thing i heard was a shout frm my bunk mate in arabic, he snatched the koran frm me and pushed me violently, the fight tha ensued landed both of b4 the camp commandant. It was there i got to know non-muslim are nt supposed to touch koran bc we dont perform ablution. i was shocked. The matter was settled but i still ask myself if that episode was to happen in the north, probably they would av forgotten dagger inside my belle.

i think their ablution makes them clean and holy from sins before they handle the holy koran. How human beings be so gullible to accept that water washes away sin and makes one holy. That is why you see them washing their hands, feet, eyes, ears, and manliness to be clean and holy before their god. Why not use detol and hypo(hypo go wipe o!). Gaddem!