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PoliticsRe: Isaac Fayose Mocks Dino Melaye After He Lost PDP Ticket (Video) by LordEclipse: 12:13pm On May 25, 2022
brightdocare:
EX-GOVERNOR AYO FAYOSE'S BROTHER MOCK DINO MELAYE AFTER LOST OF TICKET

WATCH VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqgxjir_f30
This one that looks like he just left a mental health institute.. I'm sure he doesn't even know the full meaning of PDP
TravelRe: BREAKING: Heavy Traffic As Damaged Plane Blocks Agege Motor ROAD (pic) by LordEclipse: 11:04am On May 25, 2022
farem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WhYDqOqMq0



https://gazettengr.com/just-in-heavy-traffic-as-damaged-plane-blocks-agege-motor-road/

Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria @FAAN_Official puts the records straight:



https://twitter.com/FAAN_Official/status/1529215942718554112
Lol..be humble..car wey you leave for ground fly go up,fit tow you tomorrow
.hahahaaa
TravelRe: Suspected Yahoo Boys Kill Furniture Apprentice With Toyota Camry In Delta (Pix) by LordEclipse: 11:02am On May 25, 2022
IncrediblePraiz:
Two yahoo Boys driving a Toyota Camry Saloon Car (spider) ran into a furniture apprentice who went to buy food.

The young man died instantly as part of his body where broken and his blood splashed all over the car.

The Yahoo Boys abandoned the damaged car and ran away since they sustain minor injury...
The car was said to have ran into a trailer paid by the corner of the road.

No one was chasing them but presume that they may have taken some hard drugs which their system could not control. Others said it's another form of their ritual killing with the manner the blood splashed all other the car.

Few weeks ago, another spider ran into a store at the McNero Hotel junction just a pole from where the current accident took place.
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Nigerians and stupid reasoning.. perhaps because he was underage, and has a nice car,he's now an Automatic Yahoo boy.. poverty mentality.. RIP �
CrimeRe: I Was Caught For Bypassing My Meter, What Should Be My Next Action Pls? by LordEclipse: 10:49am On May 25, 2022
Xwizard:
I will be straight and sharp, I don’t need any bad every response, I’ve done it already, and I want to handle it maturely. Just need advice from any one who had handled such issues peacefully that all.

Yesterday I was caught for bypassing, I wasn’t at home, so before I got back they’ve cut down my wire, my neighbor won’t let them take away the meter and wire. Immediately they called and told me, first thing I did was recharge online on the meter right away, hoping I would have a chance, but I got home now I saw they’ve opened the meter, and I’m sure our people they would have taken enough pictures of the tampered meter, some of them can even pix mix I’m for evidence.

Well they dropped a letter for me, on the letter my last recharge was written at the back stating about 8months ago, and a phone at the back.

I don’t know what to do first, any I’ve not make any move yet, but I’ve corrected the bypass meter. suggestions how best to handle it.
..tell them the light was low..you were trying to see the light of God..
SportsRe: Klopp Wins Premier League Manager Of The Season by LordEclipse: 10:34am On May 25, 2022
uniquetechng:
Liverpool is the only team in the whole of Europe that went the entire season without losing a single match at home, they also didn't lose a single match in 2022 , can you say the same for Pep and City ?
.. Chelsea is also the only team ON EARTH that didn't lose a match at first half of every match..that doesn't fetch them the EPL..so all Liverpool has is just record..did they win the league with the record..if you come 2nd in anything whatsoever,you simply aren't the best!
CrimeRe: Picture Of Kidnapped Rev. Father Stephen Ojapah In Katsina by LordEclipse: 10:26am On May 25, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7143971/gunmen-invade-kukahs-church-kidnap




Source: Vanguard
..The northern Coalition will not condemn this ,but threatening Igbos..let them know that the Biafra war was fought by our parents..not us..if they try again..we will cleanse Nigeria of this filth called North
Christianity EtcRe: Deborah Samuel: Family Arrives New Home In Port Harcourt Donated By OPM G.O. by LordEclipse: 7:50am On May 25, 2022
Is this to say that the Murder abi the Sacrifice was worthy??..just wondering which one the parents would choose
SportsRe: Chelsea Takeover Complete As UK Govt Approves Boehly's £4.25bn by LordEclipse: 7:46am On May 25, 2022
powerfulguy:
Deal is set to bring an end to Roman Abramovich's 19-year ownership of Chelsea, in which the club has won 21 trophies including five Premier League titles and two Champions Leagues.

Abramovich bought the club from Ken Bates for £140m in 2003, and will not benefit from this sale.


https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12620164/chelsea-takeover-todd-boehlys-4-25bn-bid-approved-by-government-as-roman-abramovich-era-set-to-end
It's not about buying the club..it's about loving the club and being willing to invest and get the needed hands ..just like ABRAMOVICH loved the club..I pray they don't make Chelsea a second class team like Manchester United and Arsenal
CrimeRe: Shooting At A Texas Elementary School Leaves 14 Students And A Teacher Dead by LordEclipse: 7:44am On May 25, 2022
daewoorazer:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/24/us/uvalde-texas-elementary-school-shooting/index.html?utm_content=2022-05-24T21%3A26%3A13&utm_source=fbCNN&utm_term=link&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR2RP4TTWTEaoSN4PnoyL9fpwMIwrvxHn1qXnGceG8N0mtmIWVF9ldkrCfI
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This is the 7th shooting of the month..still Whites think Africans are the monsters.. laughable
CrimeRe: 2 Killed, 6 Arrested As Cultists, Police Clash In Ogun by LordEclipse: 7:42am On May 25, 2022
OmoOgunOriginal:
https://dailytrust.com/2-killed-6-arrested-as-cultists-police-clash-in-ogun
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AFONJA and cultism just be like Chibuzor and spare parts.you can't separate them
SportsRe: Klopp Wins Premier League Manager Of The Season by LordEclipse: 7:38am On May 25, 2022
damilola4162:
https://newspremises.com.ng/klopp-wins-premier-league-manager-of-the-season/
England so much hate Guardiola..how can he win the league and another coach wins coach of the season..if Klopp was actually better,why didn't he win the league himself.. doesn't matter what..PEP is still way BETTER than Klopp
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Senator Okorocha by LordEclipse: 7:29pm On May 24, 2022
HonNL:
SOURCE
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Please they should head over to Abia ..TA orji and his son,Ikiuku are waiting
PoliticsRe: Shots Fired As EFCC Breaks Into Okorocha’s Home by LordEclipse: 7:25pm On May 24, 2022
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Reacts To Loss Says "The Gang Up Was Unimaginable" by LordEclipse: 7:23pm On May 24, 2022
Igbo:
Dino lost primary election to T J Yusuf

https://twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1529156377863757826?t=W7KZPIygRvJ0oq1duxRqPw&s=19[/quote]8.
It's funny..in politics,you win,you become the people's choice and God's apostle..you lose,it automatically becomes a gang up..sore losers
PoliticsRe: Philip Okwuada Slumps After Losing Primary Election In Delta by LordEclipse: 7:17pm On May 24, 2022
aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-pdp-house-of-reps-aspirant-slumps-after-losing-primaries-video/
..Lol..just 7votes..these people put all their lives in politics.. tufiakwa
PoliticsRe: PDP Primaries: Dino Melaye Loses Rerun To Reps Member, Tajudeen Yusuf by LordEclipse: 7:11pm On May 24, 2022
FamilyRe: How Do You Tell Your First Wife You Married Another Wife? by LordEclipse: 10:24am On May 24, 2022
infonet247:
A friend of mine rush into my apartment now crying....
He has been married for 7 years now no child yet but went secretly to the village with his people to marry another wife. Now he is asking me how will he face the first wife and tell him he has another wife!
I no dey put mouth for family matter, i just tell am make we sleep first. Tomorow i go ask nairalanders.
Over to una.
verily verily I tell thee daughter of of Eve that I,thine husband hath foundeth me another woman of my choice,that my heart rejoicet with..King James version
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Posts Photo Of Tonto Dikeh Crying After She Posted His Own Bad Picture by LordEclipse: 9:22am On May 24, 2022
Olam09:
grin grin
This Bobby risky picture got me like Laughing to death.
..How does this concern the price of Garri or fuel?..some news ..mtcheww
PoliticsRe: Kanu To Buhari: Release ‘Mama Biafra’ From Detention, She’s Mother To Me by LordEclipse: 9:07am On May 24, 2022
Loveurneighbour:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/05/23/release-%E2%80%98mama-biafra%E2%80%99-detention-she%E2%80%99s-mother-me-%E2%80%93-nnamdi-kanu-tells-buhari-government
..them never release you,and you're advocating for someone else's release
EducationRe: Longest Word In Dictionary And Other Facts You Might Not Know by LordEclipse: 9:03am On May 24, 2022
Akinpedia:
The longest English word without a vowel is twyndyllyngs which means "twins".

An octopus has three hearts.

The literal meaning of “Once in a blue moon” is once every 2.7 years.

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women.

Slugabed (noun):

A lazy person who stays in bed long past the usual time for waking up

1 billion seconds = 32 years.

The longest word in the English language is 45 letters long:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Atelophobia is a condition that causes people to over think and obsess over the thought of not being good enough.

Psychologists have found that sending and receiving text messages can actually boost your mood when you’re feeling lonely.

A Nillionaire is someone who has little to no money. The 'Nil' is from Latin, meaning nothing.

Negaholics are people who become addicted to self-doubt and negativity. Th

ey find the bad in most things and are hardly ever satisfied.
Nillonaire,that's a polite poverty na..

RomanceRe: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by LordEclipse: 8:34am On May 24, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Girls choose your body shape and boys choose the body shape you like☺️
..that J girl thick like Egusi soup..we die there
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To Weed Out Some Sports Betting Companies In Nigeria by LordEclipse: 8:32am On May 24, 2022
adenigga:
Source: https:///FG-Moves-To-Weed-Out-Some-Sports-Betting-Companies-In-Nigeria
.. that's not possible cause most of them are gamblers too..it's as impossible as playing MAN U straight win
BusinessRe: Savings With KOLO: I Started In January But Gave Up Along The Line. Here's Why- by LordEclipse: 1:41pm On May 23, 2022
GRAMMARJAMES:
This thread was earlier created in January 5th..

https://www.nairaland.com/6924725/saving-kolo-just-began-journey

Hello Nairalanders, I just break open my KOLO. It wasn't the spirit of SAPA neither was it the spirit of Dorime or Slay Queens. I have decided to use the Money to Balance up with the ones I have in my Bank account to acquire a small car for Business (BOLT).
I was very surprised at how much I've saved so far o.
N1000 X 65 PCs = 65,000
N500 X 77 PCs= 38,500
N200 X 23 PCs = 4,600
N100 X 6 PCs = 600

Total savings = 108,700.

My dear Nairalanders, I'll really appreciate if you can suggest a Nigerian Used Toyota Car between the range of 1.5 - 2Million.

Thanks
I have a 2023 Range for sale..and 3 plots of land behind House on the rock Abuja..then 5 brand new Dangote trucks..you can contact me ..that your money too many abeg
PoliticsRe: Youths Walk For Yahaya Bello Across 36 States (Video) by LordEclipse: 1:39pm On May 23, 2022
onojaintegrity:
Video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWxxAuGyD4A

On Saturday, youths across the country made a strong statement in support of Kogi State Governor Yahaya Bello's candidacy in the 2023 presidential election, causing serious tension over who becomes the next president.

It was a simultaneous gathering of massive crowds of youths in over 23 states across the federation's six geopolitical zones in a show of force dubbed the 'Nationwide Capacity Rally for Yahaya Bello.'

Participants chanted solidarity songs and carried various placards in support of Bello beginning at 9 a.m. in all locations.
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The youths, who claimed to have mobilized over 16 million active Permanent Voters Cards in order to achieve a Yahaya Bello presidency in 2023, stated that the nationwide capacity rally was to demonstrate that they meant business and would go all out for their own in the upcoming elections.

Under the platform of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), Bello, a presidential aspirant, has been a frontline in the area of massive youth and women mobilization, as well as a strong media presence in the ongoing presidential race.

Abdullahi Shuaibu Damat, the National Coordinator of the groups under the umbrella of Rescue Nigeria Mission, who was present at the Federal Capital Territory rally, said the youths were already thinking beyond the primary elections of the major parties in their quest for Yahaya Bello to succeed President Muhammadu Buhari.

Damat, who spoke at the Unity Fountain venue of the Abuja rally, said the youths had taken control of their future through technology, a determination to avoid money politics, and a heightened determination to participate actively in the upcoming election.

“If you have your colleagues everywhere in the nation – Bauchi, Sokoto, Oyo, Kwara, Anambra, Katsina, Kano, Gombe, Southsouth and all across the country, ask them about the kind of crowd they have seen today, simultaneously, in all the states.

“It has never happened before in Nigeria. This is what we mean by the phrase ‘it is youths o’ clock’. We want to appeal to the stakeholders and leaders to choose the person that can deliver the election at this point in time. In Nigeria today, no politician comes close to the Yahaya Bello structure.”

Speaking from the rally in Awka, Anambra state, Hon. Anthony Edogbo, the national coordinator of Bello Ambassadors Network, said the rally was necessary to keep easterners' morale high in anticipation of a youthful presidency through Gov. Bello.

The meeting point in Nasarawa State was at Kaura Plaza on Jos Road.

The large crowd walked to UBA Junction and congregated at Total.

They gathered at the Three Star Hotel in Jigawa and marched through the streets from there.

The crowd in Oyo State moved from ShopRite to Challenge, among other places, while the Kwara rally began at Kwara State Stadium, Ibrahim Taiwo Road, Ilorin, and moved through the Post Office to other parts of the state.

Sokoto, Kebbi, Gombe, Cross River, Borno, Kogi, Benue, Kaduna, Taraba, Plateau, Niger, Katsina, Bauchi, and Yobe, Akwa Ibom, and Zamfara were among the other states where the capacity rally was held concurrently.
All I see are hungry people looking for beer and pepper soup money..
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Brother Is Taunting Me Always, pls Help! by LordEclipse: 1:31pm On May 23, 2022
Tonero5200:
Any little issue we have she report it to her brother, just because am the cool headed type. I'm tired of the all whole thing, several times have wanted to call it quit but we end up getting back together. On Friday she went out with a guy to shoprite, when I asked who he was, she said they are just friends which was a lie because that guy normally calls her when she's with me.

I i told her, that she can go ahead to date him that me am done with the whole relationship. At first she laughed, then told me I NOR FIT. She's been calling since then which i ignored.
his elder bro came to my house with some friends of his that has several stab wounds and injuries all over their body, they didn't touch me, he just asked me what happened and I told him then what he said is I should try work it out with his sister then he Left.

Have made up my mind, but I know this isn't the end of it.. the dude is well known all over the town for his problems and he will be back.
Oga,wetin you do him sister?..no lie
CrimeRe: Kano Explosion: Police Confirm It Was A Bomb Not Gas Cylinder by LordEclipse: 10:25am On May 23, 2022
Benite:
Kano explosion: Police confirm it’s IED, arrest 2, impound vehicle with bombs.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/05/kano-explosion-police-confirm-its-ied-arrest-2-impound-vehicle-with-bombs/
Of course no cylinder could cause that massive explosion.were they talking to 5 year olds.?this govt take people for a ride too much
PoliticsRe: Governor Nyesom Wike Sleeps At An Event (Photo, Video) by LordEclipse: 10:16am On May 23, 2022
ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1420546/governor-nyesom-wike-sleeps-event-photo-video/
.. They're humans too,no matter how you look at it..most of these men get addicted to drugs just in order to stay woke..
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Visits Sound Sultan's Grave In The US (Photos, Video) by LordEclipse: 10:14am On May 23, 2022
ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Hrv8BAukU

Singer 2face Idibia Visits Sound Sultan's Grave In The US (Photos, Video)

Legendary Nigerian singer, Innocent Idibia popularly known as 2face has paid a visit to the grave of his late friend and singer, Sound Sultan who passed away on July 11, 2021, IGBERETV reports.

Sound Sultan died after battling ‘Angioimmunoblastic T-cell Lymphoma,’ ‘Cancer of the throat.’ He underwent chemotherapy in a hospital in the United States of America before he died.

2face who is currently in America having a nice time with his 3 children who he shares with Pero Adeniyi used the opportunity to visit Sound Sultan's grave.

Taking to his Instagram page, 2face stated that he went to pay respect to his brother alongside Emma Ugolee, Frankie J and others.

He wrote,


https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cd4Uo0-Jv_m/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
up

RIP Sultan..a talent indeed..too bad the cold hands of death were fast on you..Rest on
Car TalkRe: $142Million Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe Most Expensive Car Ever Sold by LordEclipse: 8:44pm On May 22, 2022
Macsjebs:
Source: www.architecturaldigest.com/story/world-expensive-car-just-sold-all-time-record-142-million#

www.businessinsider.com/most-expensive-car-mercedes-benz-300-slr-auction-2022-5?
Imagine having an accident and crashing it on the first day.na wah o.. people get money Sha..I'm sure this will only be driven to impress a kind of circle of friends.. Definitely NOT for every occasion
PoliticsRe: Hon Chibuike Amaechi Arrives Maiduguri For His Presidential Consultation(photos) by LordEclipse: 3:11pm On May 22, 2022
post=113067602:
Photos: Rt Hon Chibuike Amaechi Arrives Maiduguri For His Presidential Consultation. Maiduguri On Stand Still For AMAECHI .
Lalasticlala
..sabotuer.. Your cause is lost already.mumu minister of transportation that couldn't bring one rail line to the Southeast and south-south,his own hometown
PoliticsRe: 2023: Consider My Age And Give Me Some Delegates - Tinubu Tells Gov Badaru by LordEclipse: 2:43pm On May 22, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/05/21/2023-have-some-respect-for-elders-tinubu-tells-governor-badaru/
You know say you done old still you no go respect your old age..werey..
SportsRe: Teams That Need To Win Today In The Premier League Final Fixture by LordEclipse: 2:42pm On May 22, 2022
clays:
Manchester United

Manchester United will be playing Crsytal Palace today at Selhurst Park. Manchester united needs a straight win to convincingly retain the 6th position and be eligible for the UEFA Europa league. A loss or draw to Crystal Palace and win by West Ham against Brighton will relegate Manchester united to the conference league next season, which is the lowest of the European competitions.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2020/09/19/TELEMMGLPICT000239807976_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqz0FILhSVaz4BDNEYZVm_8xGOpku44iVhDa28F6JBbH0.jpeg


Manchester City

Manchester City needs to win Aston Villa today to retain the top 1 position and win the 2021/22 premier league season. A draw or loss to Villa and a win by Liverpool in their match against Norwich will frustrate their plans of clinching their 7th league title

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/htXsUUF8ujj5Hu3mmzTfje.jpg



Liverpool

Liverpool has been on the trail of Manchester city since the beginning of the season. As at present, they are only one point below Manchester City. They will be at their best playing against Norwich City and are hoping that for a reason Manchester City does not win City. If this happens, Anfield  fans will be having a lucky day to remember.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/FD06/production/_120647746_gettyimages-1341718747.jpg



West Ham

Brighton will be playing Westham at Falmer stadium today. This is a match Westham at the 7th position has to win to join the Europa competition, while they pray Manchester United either loses or draws to Crystal Palace in the final game today. West Ham is presently qualified for the UEFA conference league but a spot at the Europa competition is of a better value to the Hammers.

https://cdn.whufc.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/Webp.net-resizeimage-3_14.jpg



Leeds

Leeds United, who recently got promoted to the Premier league are about to get relegated back to championship. They presently seat at the 18th position with 35 points same with Burnley. Winning the final day match against Brentford is a must for them as it is the only thing that assures them of hope of still competing in the Premier league. They will also be needing a double luck praying that Burnley loses or draws against Newcastle to ensure their safe spot.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/10B19/production/_121977386_gettyimages-1357301463.jpg



Burnley

Burnley currently seats at 1the 17th position but however are not so safe if they do not win their last match at home against Newcastle. Burnley can still be safe if Leeds loses against Brentford, but that is not a gamble to mess with as Leeds will be fighting at their best to take the 17th spot from them and escape relegation. A win, which Burnley has got only 7 at the league this season will be essential to still keep them in the PL for the 22/23 season

[img]https://i2-prod.lancs.live/sport/football/article19045535.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_GettyImages-1278299514.jpg[/img]


https://www.flormedia.com/2022/05/22/premier-league-last-fixtures-teams-that-need-to-win-today/
If Man U doesn't make it to EUROPA, I GB free data for everyone here..

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