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I Totally Disagreed with NO13 .... offered me punana willingly to my satisfaction, I will be all over you ![]() punana the only thing that bond intimacy like super glue |
obasanjo should fix the bridge, better still may it collapse on top of him |
one day Doghari will beg me to take a selfie with him who Facebook EPP ![]() |
Awolowo's I'm not interested ![]() |
Mr tunde don't worry forward your CV to me I just bought bombardier q400 recently I need a captain and co pilot plus 8 air hostess and 2 air police... lol never mind I just smoke ijebu weed ![]() |
the fraudster is a Fulani man ![]() |
i won comment but I come remember I Neva chop dis evening, I will comments when I chop belle full, ![]() |
endangered species, if we continue with this pace i wonder what we will left for our children, one day we will start eating ourselves... Doghari do something there is hunger in Nigeria ![]() |
some Dad are weird even as that u should have maintain ur cool as a man, well ur mum money and influence is enough but lemme remind you anambra has culture, one day umunnagi (kinsmen) will called u bastard, eh eh eh don't fight just admit it because a son has no right in her maiden home |
let's tackle Nigeria (Egyptian) predicament from biblical event's against Jewish (Biafra) First Plague: Blood. In the first plague the Lord turned the water of the Nile River (Benue/Niger River) into blood. Moses (mazi KANU) warned Pharaoh (buhari) but Pharaoh's heart was hardened, the terrible plague lasted for seven days even though the magicians (imam)of Egypt(Nigeria) could not do anything to stop it. (Exodus 7:14-24). Second Plague: Frogs. In the next plague the Lord sent frogs (lassa fever) throughout the land of Egypt.(Nigeria) Moses (mazi kanu)warned Pharaoh(buhari) but he hardened his heart against the Lord and would not let God's people go(Biafra). (Exodus 8:1-15). Third Plague: Lice. In the third plague the Lord sent lice,(cholera) because Pharaoh (buhari)hardened his heart once again. Pharaoh's (buhari)magicians (imam) saw this plague (lassa fever)and said "This is the finger of God." (Exodus 8:16-19). Fourth Plague: Flies (ebora). in the fourth plague the Lord sent flies (ebora), Moses(mazi KANU) warned Pharaoh(buhari), and Pharaoh(buhari) hardened his heart against the Lord and would not let the people go. Israel (,biafrans)did not get affected by this plague, and this was the first time that Pharaoh (buhari)made an offer. (Exodus 8:20-32). Fifth Plague: Disease on Livestock ( tomatoes ebora). In the fifth plague God sent a terrible disease on the cattle. Pharaoh (buhari)was warned again and he hardened his heart. (Exodus 9:1-7). Sixth Plague: Boils . In the six plague the Lord sent open sores or boils on the skin.( leprosy) This time the Lord hardened Pharaoh's(buhari) heart. (Exodus 9:8-12). Seventh Plague: Hail ( flooding). The next plague the Lord sent a great hail and when it landed on the ground it turned into fire. Moses(mazi KANU) warned Pharaoh (buhari)and Pharaoh (buhari)hardened his heart. Everyone who did not heed the warning was smitten by the plague. (Exodus 9:13-35). Eighth Plague: Locusts ( food scarcity) . In the eighth plague the Lord sent a miserable plague of locusts.(hunger) Pharaoh (buhari)made another offer to Moses (mazi kanu)but were not completely let the people go.(Biafran) Moses (mazi kanu) had warned Pharaoh (buhari) and Pharaoh(buhari) hardened his heart again. (Exodus 10:1-20). Ninth Plague: Darkness (--0 power outage) . The ninth plague was a great darkness throughout the land of Egypt (Nigeria), a darkness which could be felt. The darkness remain in the land for three days. This was quite humiliating to Pharaoh(buhari) since the word "Pharaoh" (buhari) means "the sun". Pharaoh (buhari)hardened his heart and the worst was yet to come. (Exodus 10:21-22). Tenth Plague: Death of the First- Born . (Boko haram/fulani herdsman) Moses (mazi kanu)revealed his anger by this time, this was because of Pharaoh's (buhari)rejection even in the midst of all the suffering. God sent the Angel of death (boko haram)to go throughout the land of Egypt,(Nigeria) and if anyone did not have the blood of a lamb placed upon the doorpost of their house, that house would be smitten by the death Angel. The Israelites(Biafran) were quick to obey God, and the Egyptians (nigeria)suffered greatly with the loss of their firstborn, even in the house of Pharaoh (buhari). (Exodus 11) a great sign worst than dis might befall Nigeria, king Buhari let Biafra go. |
Britzdon:believe and see and make ur faith be like mustard seeds |
may I be her cell mate just for tonight its obvious she has to discover her talent behind bars , probable free olosho for prison Warden |
Doghari incalculable Buffon, we are watching u with red eyes
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Standing5:and Doghari spent 1yr 4months 1day in power and change your food intake from 111 to 001 how much is a cup or garri in ur village ![]() |
ayusco85:good |
hahahahaha the Kenyan guy don slain Nigeria hahahahahahaha... truth is very bitter, Nigeria is a Zoo thank God fellow Africans has start seeing us As animals in one big west African Zoo... lemme throw shade to that kenyan Buffon... charlie the only resources Kenya can boast about is Olympic Gold, we can only recognize only 2 countries that made up African continent, namely Nigeria and South Africa others are local government Mark zug went to Kenya just to enjoy free Olosho I heard its very cheap that way, No wonder Kenyan Baes keep falling over each other just to date 9ja guy, charlie stop displaying ur grievance ,one 9ja sharp guy just collect ur bae from u with money, I blame Doghari for this insult, Nigeria the best Economy in Africa and 21nd in the World before 29 may 2015 has slip to 2nd position in Africa and 32nd in the world under 1year 4months 1day, courtesy of certificateless Fulani gworo chewing cow sipping dung Doghari ![]() |
ayusco85:Bad belle nothing is impossible b4 Him... ![]() |
oh God my lord please make me centillion in the mighty name of Jesus we pray Amen |
Doghari is turning Nigeria into communist state... may Allah kill him before he finish us with his bad policy Amen |
so he can bring more arms and ammunition into ekiti state through train... Doghari the fanatic incalculable Buffon |
impunity upon impunity .... APC is here to send Nigeria back to stone age... |
conductor1:he is not a magician but he promise to make 1dollar equal to 1 Naira... Apc has scam us |
Mr lawyer sharrap and move out of the way, if u can't respect the new law , kukuma disappear from ekiti state, lighter weapons to make their grazing easier, story for the gods, Law or No law in my state, any Fulani herdman's I see within perimeter of my fence I'm going to shoot him at close range, either innocent or not , sambisa forest has a vast land that would have accommodate those miscreants, let them go there and graze |
dis freeze is possess by ogbanje spirit, we too much open his gutter like typical yellow-bar man ![]() |
reporting live from presidential villa , currently on top of Aisha Halliburton no sign of eclipse over and out |
hahahaha that's a cloudy weather nah... Nigerian government are liars |
QuotaSystem:[s] QuotaSystem:[/s] QuotaSystem:it is paining you halfling ? he north craved for power at independence as a surety against the way-up south, they got it, but, what have they done with it after about 38 years? The northern leaders that ruled Nigeria all along couldn't improve on the lives of their people not to talk of that of all Nigerians. It is not important to ask for something, but, how to use it effectively. What did people like Gowon, Shagari, Buhari, Babangida, Abdusalami, YarÁdua, etc achieved for the north not to talk of the whole of Nigeria? Tomorrow a northerner will blame the Igbos that haven't rule Nigeria, save for the six months stint of J.T.U. Aguiyi- Ironsi, for the problems of the north. Using the federal character hullabaloo, half baked northerners are promoted to higher ranks in the military and para military establishments, appointed ministers, permanent secretaries, given positions of authorities in the civil service , boards and parastatals, made ambassadors; people who don't know their rights from their lefts. Those high ranking officers in the military didn't handle guns in a war setting and didn't know how to organise and prosecute a war without the help of Britain or other foreign powers; would have even deserted the forces, suppose Nigeria had declared war against another country, but, they were promoted generals, were only interested in planning coups and embezzling our commonwealth; as it was in the beginning so it is today. Those heads of customs, immigration and police departments respectively couldn't update those departments and couldn't make their officers and men carry out their lawful duties; but, engaged in bribery and graft taking; as it was in the beginning so it is today. Those ministers couldn't initiate anything tangible for the ministries or advice their boss on the best policies to carry out to improve upon the lives of the people; couldn't see that policies are implemented the way they should have been; as it was in the beginning so it is today. Those permanent secretaries couldn't organise their ministries as non-political heads of those ministries well; couldn't advise their ministers on policy initiatives, but, engaged only in corrupt practices; as it was in the beginning so it is today. Those high ranking civil servants that were where they are not qualified to be didn't know why they were there in the first place; as they contributed nothing meaningful to the achievement of their departmental goals; as it was in the beginning so it is today. Those ambassadors didn't have any iota of knowledge about international relations and diplomatic protocols and couldn't be of any help to Nigerians living in those countries where they were posted to; they only looked for what they could gain out of their posting and how many business opportunities and connections they could garner for themselves alone; as it was in the beginning so it is today. Those heads of boards and parastatals couldn't bring their organisations into the profit realms rather they were there to feather their nests and line their pockets and bank accounts; they only succeeded in running the companies they took over aground. The north is littered with companies that are out of business due to lack of administrative acumen by the men that ran them. Mallam Bello that accused the southerners for everything wrong with the north might be one of those that can´t make anything work, but, will hide under the cloak of blame-game to mask their ineptitude. It is surprising that his bank (Unity Bank Nigeria Plc) is still in business; its books need to be audited and scrutinised, to see if mini- Enron is in the making. Where is the Bank of the North today, where is Arewa Textile Mills amongst others? As it was in the beginning so it is today. The institutions of higher learning in the north lowered their admission requirements for their indigenes in order to make it possible for many of them to get entrance into those institutions not knowing that they are cheating themselves, because, at the end, they will only churn out many half-baked graduates; as it was in the beginning so it is today. For instance, Yobe State University, Damaturu indefinitely suspended the running of all degree programmes and courses following the state's inability to produce qualified candidates for admission and lecturers to teach in the recently established higher institution. (Guardian Sept. 14, 2007). This is happening in Nigeria where many qualified southerners couldn't get admission into any of the universities due to scarcity of offers and many southerners with PhDs in different academic fields couldn't get job as lecturers because of no more employment opportunities. While the southerners were developing their economy and the financial sector, many northerners loathed the banking system and the banks, while the southerners were banking their monies, some of the northern rich people (money-missed-roads and embezzlers included) found it better to bury their monies in their backyards or under their houses. That was one of the major reasons the re-denomination of the naira was scuttled by YarÁdua, because of those money- missed-roads and the embezzlers from the north, who would have found it hard to put their hidden monies into the system as to benefit from the new naira policy. The banking attitude of the southerners strengthened the hands of their banks and that helped many of them (banks) withstand competitions and to stay in business while posting hefty profits. Not to say that many of them did not fall by the wayside during the reconsolidation in the banking sector, but, were not so badly hit as to what happened to many northern banks that hitherto inflated their books to hoodwink shareholders, but, were taken out of business during the reconsolidation exercise, because, they couldn't withstand competition and were "swallowed up" by the major ones. That is the modern style of business; we all read every now and then the aggressive impulse of companies nowadays that informs the bigger ones acquiring the smaller ones all over the world. It is now a very competitive world even in business and which ever company that puts its house in order, survives the "rainy day". The northerners were day- dreaming all along, in that they failed to struggle for survival falsely hoping that they being northerners will bring them everything good, afterall, to them, the military-industrial complex is situated there. It does not work that way always. Many northerners thought and still think, that their wielding of the political power will bring them everything, open all doors for them and as such there should be no need to work hard, but, they are wrong, because, soon, everybody will answer his or her father's name. It can´t continue to be business as usual. The government of Nigeria can´t continue to be everything to the northerners and nothing to the southerners; that is injustice that must stop. The worst of it all is that despite all the north has out of Nigeria, they are still complaining. I wonder if they want the entire south to jump into the ocean for them to be satisfied! Artefacts of development are and can´t be development in the proper sense of it. The policies for the eradication of illiteracy, poverty and diseases are lacking in the north. The leaders of Nigeria who are of northern extraction glossed over the need to bring real development to their people so that they can take their destinies into their hands! Why? Because these leaders are semi-literate and don't understand what power and how to use it, is all about; they only tend to see power as a means to embezzle the people´s wealth, enrich themselves, their families, friends and cohorts; not knowing that power is supposed to be used to uplift the people, develop their potentials and make life more meaningful for greater number of them. Illiterate leaders will never know this; they dabble into power without knowing what it is all about. It is not enough to form elite clubs like Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF) or Northern Union (NU) made of few well-to-do northerners while millions are left out in the "cold". Those clubs are only being used to peddle influence; get access to positions of authority; win contracts; get appointments; rig elections for the sons, daughters, friends and relatives of the members; lobby and influence policy directions; it pays only few exclusive members. One day, one member of such a kangaroo club will wake up to cry that the north is being marginalised to cover up their inability to make life easier for their people. Who is listening to such rabblerousing? Finally, now is the time for the northern elite to emancipate their people from the strangulating grips they have on them or else they will continue shedding rivers of tears for their backwardness. I hope they can´t be holding the southerners down all along and still expect them to remain the same till eternity. An industrious people will always find ways to break free and liberate themselves no matter the disadvantage positions they have been consigned to. The northerners should watch out, if they don't start now to make the right moves; soon they will find out that the southerners have left them way behind; time is getting too late for them despite all that they have at their disposal. They might one day need to leap 100 times at a go to catch up with the people of the south and that might be an impossible task. "The train" has left the station; it will not be easy to catch up with it. Sorry. |
Nigeria space agency has scam me. after paying 2k to watch eclipse of the Sun at the viewing center, all they could tell me after hours of waiting is to go home that Buhari bad economic policy also affect the Moon not to show up to day... abeg someone should help me check the date for my own watch it still dey show 9:18am 31--8--2016 be like say I came here early ![]() |
QuotaSystem:[s] QuotaSystem:[/s] QuotaSystem:STATES<-->POVERTY RATE 1. Lagos --------- 8.5% 2. Osun --------- 10.9% 3. Anambra --------- 11.2% 4. Ekiti --------- 12.9% 5. Edo --------- 19.2% 6. Imo --------- 19.8% 7. Abia --------- 21.0% 8. Rivers --------- 21.1% *. FCT (Abj) --------- 23.5% 9. Kwara --------- 23.7% 10. Akwa Ibom --------- 23.8% 11. Delta --------- 25.1% 12. Ogun --------- 26.1% 13. Kogi --------- 26.4% 14. Ondo --------- 27.9% 15. Enugu --------- 28.8% 16. Bayelsa --------- 29.0% 17. Oyo --------- 29.4% 18. Cross River --------- 33.1% -------------------------------------- ** National Avg --------- 46.0% -------------------------------------- 19. Plateau --------- 51.6% 20. Nassarawa --------- 52.4% 21. Ebonyi --------- 56.0% 22. Kaduna --------- 56.5% 23. Adamawa --------- 59.0% 24. Benue --------- 59.2% 25. Niger --------- 61.2% 26. Borno --------- 70.1% 27. Kano --------- 76.4% 28. Gombe --------- 76.9% 29. Taraba --------- 77.7% 30. Katsina --------- 82.2% 31. Sokoto --------- 85.3% 32. Kebbi --------- 86.0% 33. Bauchi --------- 86.6% 34. Jigawa --------- 88.4% 35. Yobe --------- 90.2% 36. Zamfara --------- 91.9% REGIONAL AVERAGES 1 = South West - 19.3% Poverty (+ Average) 2 = South South - 25.2% Poverty (+ Average) 3 = South East - 27.36% Poverty (+ Average) -------------------------------------- ** National Avg 46.0%% Poverty -------------------------------------- 4 = North Central - 45.7% Poverty (+Average) 5 = North East - 76.8% Poverty (- Average) 6 = North West- 80.9% Poverty (- Average) Damn!! Sources The Global Multidimensional Poverty Index by the U.N http://www.dataforall.org/ dashboard/ophi/index.php/ Click on Nigeria, and then "Nigeria country briefing, from the dropdown menu". http://www.ophi.org.uk/wp- content/uploads/ Multidimensional-Poverty- proudly 5% ... I argue with fact, dick head, u have so much reason to be jealous of us, entertainment industry we dominate, sports we are they, MBGN Igbo girls even represent some of northern states, technology and craftsmanship we dominate, standard of living and literacy we over shadow u, commerce we own it, formal minister of FCT el rufai, in one of his speech, he said Igbo's dominate real estate sector in abj with them owning 89% of private residence in federal capital territory, he said they did take abj as their annex state, the highest property an hausa man can have in Igbo land or any part of southern region is kiosks, Charlie is it paining u that we are buying up all the available piece of land in ur major cities Even ur hinterland villages are not safe, I knew u reasons with ur butt, take ur born to rule syndrome I'm 1million mile beta than u without power and political appointment ![]() |
he can be cure, Nothing is impossible before God, accept Jesus as ur lord and personal saviour, devout ur time to him. live healthier outside things of the world, visit synagogue church of all nation 7 times , go back and do HIV test if ur not negative, I will know I'm jot servings the living God |
chie8:I give u 2months let's see if they can come close to u again |
very Soon doghari will be begging me to have dinner and snap pinture with him, but I will decline because he is incalculable Buffon |


