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RomanceRe: Great News For All 2go Users by Lordkratus(m): 11:06pm On Jan 21, 2016
When will i be FTC...Booked
FamilyRe: Guys, Would You Allow Your Sister's Husband Beat Her In your presence? by Lordkratus(m): 8:33pm On Jan 20, 2016
leofab:
what if your sister insult his mother?
then i'd help him beat my sister wella,no woman insults my mum and have teeth to tell the tale
RomanceRe: The Disease That Cannot Be Stopped By Condom -PHOTO- by Lordkratus(m): 1:09pm On Jan 20, 2016
emmyw:
5 minutes pleasure can take your life, the eyes of the Almighty God is 10,000 times brighter than that of the sun
Bro speak for yourself.my own nr be 5mins
RomanceRe: 6 Topics To Be Discussed Before You Get Married by Lordkratus(m): 3:55am On Jan 15, 2016
[quote author=QueenValerie post=41971008]. [b]But sir the marriage is a commitment.
And while nice it's requires a lot of work and responsiblty.
My future hubby should only be so grateful I'm sparing him more. Well what ever suits you i guess.
RomanceRe: 6 Topics To Be Discussed Before You Get Married by Lordkratus(m): 11:53am On Jan 14, 2016
QueenValerie:
Dang the weather can do that,I'ma have to bundle up well then wink No seriously I meant discuss if they both want kids.
Who the hell wants to get married and not have kids?that just weird.then just remain in a relationship with no commitments.
PoliticsRe: Anti-corruption War Has Just Begun — Magu by Lordkratus(m): 8:55pm On Jan 11, 2016
tommykiwi:
Mr Magu I commend ur effort so far....But I just want to ask why Jafar Isa was granted bail when the cash he collected is not yet complete, secondly, the man is corrupted why not jail him like U did to Olisa Metuh or are Apc members different from Pdp members in dis Dasuki's arm deal?
U guys can deceive others as for me,U can't deceive me.
nobody is interested in deceiving u
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 10:04pm On Nov 30, 2015
badonkadonk:
Guy! Like I said it's obvious u can't read.. So keep walking..
its obvious u still lack sense.don't worry i'd pray for u
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 9:42pm On Nov 30, 2015
badonkadonk:
It's obvious you can't read.. So keep walking!!!
my brother abeg try get sense.
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 9:08pm On Nov 30, 2015
pomsky:
[size=14pt] ......life will tell![/size]
of course.
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 9:02pm On Nov 30, 2015
abbey621:
At 22 years of age, the last thing you need in your life is an obsessed woman or one seeking a blood covenant. Such a woman lacks religious conviction and is definitely not mature enough to understand the consequences of her actions. You did the right thing by letting her go and anyone who said you should go back does not care about your safety! Now listen up young man! Where are you in your academic pursuits? If you are a graduate, have you started working? If yes, have you saved up a nice amount to be able to take care of 2 or more? If no then slow down and enjoy your life, you don't need a serious relationship till at least 2 to 3 years from now. At 22, I can bet almost anything that you don't know what love is, you certainly don't need any girl putting undue pressure on you; this is how many young people of nowadays get into trouble. Slow down, enjoy your life and make sure you focus more on making something of yourself!
Atleas i believe we still have sain people around,i am shocked at the number of people asking the young man to go back knowing the dangers of a convenant.good advice bro
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2015
pomsky:
..[size=14pt]......to be sincere with you, you have NO business being in a relationship. You're too immature and will end up hurting those close to you. Infact, you have NO SENSE AT ALL to handle relationship matters. Young hearts are frail and need a mature hand to lead them. What message have you sent to the young girl now who did EVERYTHING in her power not to offend, bt please you. But you end up treading upon her pearls. I'm tempted to call you "SWINE". You feel cool you've dated virgins, but broken off with them leaving them "intact" physically, but i bet, not intact emotionally. Mr virgin dater!
Listen young man, don't you go around or near God's virgin daughters again, till your young skull gets mature. You're causing more harm than good! You feel ur too holy/perfect to tolerate their imperfections, abi? These are young girls who will be cherished, loved, and groomed by more matured hands. Just lay off them for others more mature, and stop leaving them thinking there's something wrong with them. HOLYFREDO! angry[/size]
PERVERT....mr sense
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 8:48pm On Nov 30, 2015
badonkadonk:
Truth is bitter buh I am gonna tell u as it is with no sugar coating..

You acted like a kid dat you are.. Nothing to be ashamed about.

So because she tell u say make una do blood covenant and u rightly said No, u thought it right to break up with her just for dat reason..

U were not harsh at all o.. You were demonic!! Yeye dey smell.. Some children sha!!!
mr man u try wella o.when u dun get mature son advice am to enter blood convenant eh.be here ranting when we know u dnt have the guts to do it as well
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 8:44pm On Nov 30, 2015
Benwems:
Please go back to her and apologise. I really wish she was my girl. She is madly in love with you. Such girls are hard to come back. Just reassure her of your love for her and tell her how lucky you are to have her. That you were only scared of the convenant thats why you broke up with her. Tell her you she is the best thing to happen to you in recent times. But dont accept convenant. If you are not till interested in the angel God sent to you. You can give her to me. Just send me her number via pm. Also tell her that a pastor saw a vision that its me thats her life partner. A word is enough for the wise. NB- you are lucky to have her.
seriously?guy u no well
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 8:32pm On Nov 30, 2015
To me bro u did the right thing,firstly u are too young to get urself in that magnitude of commitment and also u dnt know what the future holds,who you'd meet or where you'd be.secondly i'm not all religious but bro there are negative sides to blood convenant that can ruin u pls resist.focus on something creative maybe education.
RomanceRe: She Says I Am A Devil But Was I Wrong To Do It To Her? by Lordkratus(m): 8:28pm On Nov 30, 2015
izsmike:
my guy u did the right thing.... Maybe she be ogbanje after blood covenant she go con die... Den begin straff u for dream
lmaoo.....I SWEAR THIS MADE MY DAY.guy u be real junkie
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do You Feel When Your Lady Has A Male Bestie? by Lordkratus(m): 7:09am On Nov 27, 2015
All these guys using bestie as an excuse to get close to the punany God go judge una o.have had that experience b4,i no want again
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Lordkratus(m): 3:27pm On Nov 26, 2015
Vig86:
Lol. Well, people have different purposes for entering into relationship.
true but some girls are to steal,kill and destroy.u just gotta open ur eyes bro else u'd have a snake in the monkey's shadow as a babe
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Lordkratus(m): 3:17pm On Nov 26, 2015
SleekyPosh:
Waah Da Feck!!!!....Nigga u r d only rizzin y some guys might neva get out of that friendzone shithole alive....Like seriously!!..A girl goes 2 her Boyfriends house to get the Real D.. Nd still creeps in2 ur bed to tell u she knws u wnt touch her cos Ure her fellow girlfriend....Guy!!!!! Y nau.. angry angry
lmao....this guy shaa
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by Lordkratus(m): 2:53pm On Nov 26, 2015
Just lovely.things like this never happen to me,all the girls i know are vampires
Vig86:
During my university days but I didn't and still don't see that as friendzone. She was actually spending for me, she hardly leave my house. Everyone in the lounge thought I was flinging her but I never did. She had a boyfriend during that time. When I chyked the girl, she told me about the guy and her principles. That she can never double date. I respected her stand. She is a beautiful girl that added some value to my swag. She really loved me. She spent on me, she called me almost everyday, she would call me every morning to wake me up for morning Mass. On sunday, I didn't get option than to get prepared and wait for her to come so we would go to church. I still miss her shaa. I turned a church boy. She would buy me some prayer books, not that she was into church like that. She found out that I don't go to church and put it upon herself. She stroll with me instead of her boy friend. She would drag me to the market. Her family know me but they didn't know her boyfriend. I didn't lose but konji nearly kill me shaa. I disturbed her till she bought 'WHAT'. We would play What all day. I knew why she bought the What but kept it to myself. She bought the What to take my mind off her 'thing'. One day, after I have served(NYSC), she took the picture of the What and send to me. She said, "I value this What more than any other thing, I don't play this what with anybody". I felt like crying. I also took the pictures of some prayer books she bought me and sent to her, she laughed. I knew she appreciated it. So, I won't call my own friendzone. I didn't lose anything. I respect that girl up to today. She would sleep carelessly with me in my bed, and when I asked her why she wasn't afraid of me forcing her for sex, she said, "because I trust you even more than myself".
RomanceRe: Woman Drags Ex-lover To Court For Duping And Refusing To Marry Her by Lordkratus(m): 5:30pm On Nov 25, 2015
Whats up with all these end time ish.dnt get it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Would You Give Blowjobs For 100k Monthly? Twitter User Narrates Ordeal by Lordkratus(m): 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2015
LexMacquin:
End time comment.
this is hilarious
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Married Woman.. by Lordkratus(m): 4:11pm On Nov 11, 2015
Chimourinho:
@unilagfreshest. you don phuck another man wife go free, even dy proud dy tel us shey?
I don't know who u are buh i will
find you one day and phuck your wife without
condom. Bet me?
lmfao guyy take it easy now.why without condom?
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Married Woman.. by Lordkratus(m): 4:07pm On Nov 11, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
continue to dy fvck her dy get your pay, anyday wey you no fit, like you get lectures or something. I dy bench dy warm up for sidelines, my slogan na *SHE MUST CUM AFTER 1MINUTE*
lmao.dis guy na real krase
FamilyRe: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by Lordkratus(m): 7:26pm On Oct 16, 2015
AbuMikey:
*Falls from PawPaw tree laughing*
gringrincheesygringrin
lmao...guy wetin u dy find for pawpaw tree b4?u are worse than the op
Jobs/VacanciesRe: #60,000 Salary Job Or Masters Degree? Please Advise Me by Lordkratus(m): 6:28pm On Sep 28, 2015
brightballer:
It's related to my course of study. Infact, that's the career path I wish to follow. However, I can conveniently finance my MSc(parental support).
Thanks so much. I appreciate.
my bro,if u taste the hardship of unemployment u won't even dare ask this question.take the job and get professional cert in that field chikena
Christianity EtcRe: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Lordkratus(m): 9:28pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.
rubbish
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by Lordkratus(m): 9:56am On Aug 30, 2015
chuna1985:
D church gave u d info they want u to have...

Look for the original last supper, Mary Mangdalene was there n she was lying on Jesus's shoulders.

Why do u think d church keep labeling Mary Mangdalene as a sinner n prostitute...... wHile the bible never recorded such.
chuna1985 stop discreditting christianity with ur misguided statement.if u dnt have a valid point pls dnt comment.did anybody snap them in that dinner or a man drew it after 1000 years or are u saying the bible was incomplete because her name was never mentioned in the bible as a disciple.dnt say things just to give value to ur doctrine
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by Lordkratus(m): 9:11am On Aug 30, 2015
chuna1985:
Mary Mangdalene was a part of d disciples.
bros na,since when?or i dnt know his disciples again
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by Lordkratus(m): 9:00am On Aug 30, 2015
vamsexy:
33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints. 34 Let your women keep silence in the churches:
for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. 35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask
their husbands at home: for it is a shame for
women to speak in the church. 36 What? came the word of God out from you? or
came it unto you only? 37 If any man think himself to be a prophet, or
spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things
that I write unto you are the commandments
of the Lord....plz read ur bible well...1cor33-37
mr orilinka would not read this one
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by Lordkratus(m): 8:47am On Aug 30, 2015
Orikinla:
What blessed saint Timothy and others said on women being quiet was based within the custom and tradition of the Jews and Gentiles of their period and not based on the command of Jesus Christ. And lest we forget that the first person to break the news of the resurrection of Jesus Christ was Mary of Magdala who was named least 12 times in the four gospels more than most of the apostles.

Only what Jesus Christ says is final.

No need to argue.
THIS MATTER SHOULD BE CLOSED.
ode,pls go and burn the rest part of ur bible and leave some part of the new testament where jesus actually spoke not a reported speech o.u guys make christianity look ridiculous before others for self benefit.pls follow the law
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by Lordkratus(m): 8:36am On Aug 30, 2015
arsetalks:
Does the OP realise that was Paul's opinion and not an ordinance from the almighty?
then other teachings from him is from God shey "hippopocrites".from what u guys are saying the whole bible from the old testament should be disregarded because jesus didn't say it ehn?christians thinking and talking like ritualist
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Tweet On Buhari 100 Wasted Days- #100wasteddays by Lordkratus(m): 7:41pm On Aug 26, 2015
Buchukwu:
You're an Ediotic Idi0t. The truth hurts, Can you point one achievement this !mbecilE you called a president has made, I said just one. If you don't know what wailing is, grab your dictionary. If you don't say just ONE achievement of buhari in these 100 day, you'll die by accident before this week runs out. Ise, Ise, Ise I've spoken
my friend u are a waste of sperm

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