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Romance / Re: Slay Queen Shares Naked Picture Of Herself Online To Gain Audience And Nigeria R by LordsApostle: 12:41am On May 23, 2019
lomprico:
She fresh sha! cheesy
I tell you bra!!! The first thought that ran through my mind.
Crime / Re: 2 Young Men Killed In Gboko, Benue (Graphic Photos) by LordsApostle: 1:10pm On May 19, 2019
Robnectar:
only God can save us in dis country where youth are busy rat racing while dueling in poverty,...
Stop being foolish brother, No God or God like thing protects anybody, it is the duty of humans to come together and secure themselves from harm and for the future.

Like my mentor Barack Obama will say

"Whilst freedom is a gift from God it must be secured by men"

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Men Should NEVER Be Blamed For Cheating.(see 4 yourself) by LordsApostle: 7:11am On May 16, 2019
Dont say that bro.
Religion / Re: Nigeria Female Traditionalist: My Greatest Regret In Life Is Going To Church by LordsApostle: 8:55pm On May 14, 2019
Believe anything you want, hell, heaven, devil, amadioha etc... Its all good if you cool with it. But know this, in the real world, all those fables have absolutely no place.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Men Should NEVER Be Blamed For Cheating.(see 4 yourself) by LordsApostle: 7:10pm On May 14, 2019
MrNipplesLover:
grin grin grin


Apostle, my man.



I hail thee.
I hail you severely bossman.

SageMK:
Wow.

So much nonsense in one piece.

Tell us please how many hours it took you to pull this big pile of bullshīt from your àss. As an apostle of the Lord of stùpidity, I have to say you've done your job well.

why not bring your own argument to the table instead of vilifying mine, it makes no sense.
mrNEMZY:
Not only did you write rubbish, you as well used complex words to further complicate your rubbish.


Nonsense
you could learn a thing or two, from my written English , it will help your life.

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Romance / Reasons Why Men Should NEVER Be Blamed For Cheating.(see 4 yourself) by LordsApostle: 4:18pm On May 14, 2019
it is very unjust and tangential to core objectivism, for anyone to plainly compare a cheating man to female, it defies the bias created by their biology from time immemorial and doesn't appeal to relevant questions .. Let's put things into better perspective for all to understand and for clarity .
Firstly, The male and female biology is very different I believe everyone is aware of this, Testosterone which happens to be the principal sex drive hormone, is exponentially higher in males, as much as 50x what is found in females , That explains why the sex drive in men is visibly higher , this wasn't the fault of the male folks to be created that way, but by divine wisdom nature made its choose; putting this into perspective, it will be unjust to compare the ease at which a woman can choose to stay put in a relationship, to the herculean and extremely tasking effort the males will have to put in to maintain similar sanctity in a union .

Secondly; Less objective but no less worthy of mention is the patriarchal nature of our homeland, generically , the African culture is poised in a way, the female folks sees themselves as the "Wealth eaters" whilst the male folks goes out to get those wealth, toil days, and sometimes night, enduring the scorching sun, and lash of wipes to make such ends meet... Succinctly put, the male provides and the woman enjoys those wealth.
I believe the popular maxim "He who pays the piper detects the tone" isn't foreign or alien to us... So there you go; The man has the cash and can buy what he chooses... That's the reality of things, cogent and verifiable...

These are the hard realities my people, and simply comparing both sides on an imaginary scale, without first putting the intricate perculiarities of either sides into adequate perspective, I believe isn't fair justice, and devoid of sheer objectivism .

The Apostle .

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Romance / Re: Please Help!!! I Am Tired Of Fvcking Different Girls, Want A Real Relationship by LordsApostle: 8:44pm On May 10, 2019
Thanks bra
Politics / Re: Nigerians Soldiers Discover More Ammunition After Busting Boko Haram Camp by LordsApostle: 6:10am On May 07, 2019
They will still overrun your military bases again and ransack, seize everything back to their camp.

It seem the Nigerian military are just Ammunition store house for Those boys...
Romance / Re: Man Gives Lady N2k To Help Him Prepare Egusi Soup, She Did This by LordsApostle: 2:03am On May 06, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
You're wrong in your assertion in a way.

Where she was wrong, using gas all your life doesn't mean you can't use stove especially when that's all the guy has got, but stove can be very stressful. It's slower and when it has issues, it can take hours to cook a 30minutes meal.

That said, the guy on the other hand is petty. Why inspect the foodstuffs? If he had trust issues, he could've gone to the market by himself to avoid being cheated. Inspecting the foodstuffs tells a lot about the kind of guy she was dealing with. That's bad!

I so love your comment dear, please come grab my balls.
Romance / Re: I Feel So Sad, I'm Totally Downcast!!! Why Are We This Wicked? Why!!! by LordsApostle: 6:59am On May 05, 2019
frbona:
Oga stop disturbing my airspace......
Use gold circle, trojan or pure water sachet, even a nylon bag.
Don't bring up this dumb topic again.
I blame your pop. This was the same excuse he came up with as to why he couldn't get a gold circle condom, price, and boom!!! You came into existence.
I repeat, don't disturb us again.
Yinmu!
nigga, please be reasonable for one's in your life, it doesn't harm...
Romance / Re: I Feel So Sad, I'm Totally Downcast!!! Why Are We This Wicked? Why!!! by LordsApostle: 8:16pm On May 04, 2019
Deepfeel:

You are welcome bro, no matter what the price is we need that rubber to f**ck and stay alive to f*ck another day
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin I like this guy!!! Correct man.

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Romance / Re: I Feel So Sad, I'm Totally Downcast!!! Why Are We This Wicked? Why!!! by LordsApostle: 7:09pm On May 04, 2019
Deepfeel:
Bro, you will easily buy a plate of food for a random chic twice that price, 2k7 is not too much for your own safety
thanks for the encouragement bro, God bless you, exactly what I need bro. Thank you.
Romance / Re: I Feel So Sad, I'm Totally Downcast!!! Why Are We This Wicked? Why!!! by LordsApostle: 7:00pm On May 04, 2019
R2bees:
I'm shocked at the speed i used and opened this thread in other to read something sensible.
bros, please don't joke about this, this is a very serious matter and I'm very bitter, I'm really very bilous right here... The bile boiling in me right now. I don't think dousing it will be an easy task.
Please help.
Romance / I Feel So Sad, I'm Totally Downcast!!! Why Are We This Wicked? Why!!! by LordsApostle: 6:47pm On May 04, 2019
It is with great anguish and a very saddened mind I write this, I feel totally downcast and moody..
Why do we enjoy making ourselves suffer like this for no identifiable reason, why will essential commodities like this be so inflated in price in geometric proportion thatit strains the pocket of buyers, it is so sad and unacceptable...
I believe you guys know Durex featherlite, the 12 in one big sized, that condom has been so hiked in price and it is very sad; Durex featherlite is my favoured brand Due to its very lite and sensational sensation. Of late, it seem the producers have noticed I enjoy using it, sothey now inordinately hike their price, to the disadvantage of consumers .Because of how expensive it is, I prefer buying the big size (12 in 1), I use to buy that for 2k1 naira, the next time i went to buy , it was 2k4 this was about 2weeks ago... I refused buying it, as I felt they were being dubious...
Today however, I went to buy the same commodity.. I went to two different Big shops(one was same shop that sold it for 2k4 just 2weeks ago) , sadly it is Now being sold for 2k7, imagine the hike in price. I had to buy because I was out of option. I had no choice (as my house is condom dry) I had to buy but with very grave and excruciating pain... I feel so so sad.
I use this opportunity To reach out to the Durex producers, please have a rethink and review this astronomical price hike of your products.. We cannot afford to stop using Durex featherlite please I beg of you.

The Apostle...

Crime / Re: 2 Thieves Lynched To Death In Imo. Graphic Photos by LordsApostle: 8:03pm On May 03, 2019
NyenwePHC:
cheesy
Same here too the legend! This one u dey on low key all the time, hope them never tie u down with marriage?

hahahahahaha cheesy cheesy grin Not yet baba!!! Some other very pressing issues just saddle my life.

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Hate Singlle Mothers? by LordsApostle: 5:52pm On May 03, 2019
ogb5:
I don't think ladies are getting the point.

There are many ladies without extra baggage of another man's child looking for husbands. Why should a young man consider a single mother when he can easily get a girl to marry that does come with extra expense that a child from a previous relationship bring.

To compound issues, the society now frowns at polygamy so the single mothers are forced to look for unmarried men.

My advice is if you are a single mum just know that you are at a disadvantage compared to other ladies searching for husbands and wisely grab a man you fancy who looks your way or be prepared to go into polygamy.

Life is not fair to many people, being a single mum might not be your fault but a man looks for the best woman he can get when searching for a wife.
you are a very pragmatic and objective person!!! U speak the truth bro.
I had one experience, met this very pretty trendy girl, we kicked it off, just a month into the relationship, I snuck into her phone, saw she was a single mum... I just discard her immediately... As in I no waste time at all...
I dey mad? As I young, fine like this, well to do. I go marry single mother, when there are pretty ladies everywhere that I can easily get.

Others can go, but definitely not me, I no mad to allow such.

The girls up there comparing a single dad, you are forgetting where you are, this is Africa, the guy goes out to search for a lady and marries her, fends for her and provides as needed, so he calls the shot; " he who pays the piper dictates the tune " that's the simple world we live in.
You have to accept it, IT IS A MANS WORLD , nature made it so... All these women empowerment and shit, doesn't change the reality on ground.
Men decides what they want and call the short, the only thing the owe the world is making money and being comfortable.

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Hate Singlle Mothers? by LordsApostle: 5:44pm On May 03, 2019
joyberry:
You dey mind those myopic people? They just open their mouths and judge with out thinking at all.I always insulted girls in abusive relationships until I found myself in one.Anything can happen to anyone, we are arent immune to mistakes or bad occurrences.
Hello Joy. How are you? U have some spare time?

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