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Romance / Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by LordsApostle: 7:12pm On Jan 01, 2019
ChiefAzubuike:

I'm not nwachibuzor. Get that right.

But I don save that your photo for future reference.
shut up Nwachibuzor.
Romance / Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by LordsApostle: 7:05pm On Jan 01, 2019
ChiefAzubuike:

I've always know you were a kid.. See as he be
I senior your papa Nwachibuzor
TV/Movies / Re: What Are The Worst Movies You Saw In 2018? by LordsApostle: 7:21am On Jan 01, 2019
tstx:
ACRIMONY
ACRIMONY
ACRIMONY

Like after watching the movie i felt like killing Tyler perry For wasting two hours of my life...
I so hate the movie so tey i transfer all the hatred go the actors and Actresses for agreeing to act in it.. Now whenever I'm watching a movie and i see any of them what i do is, pause the movie, close the player then delete the movie... Once again, Thunder faya Tyler Perry and the mumu guy below for reading and accepting to be the lead in the thrash

[img]https://pmcvariety.files./2014/10/lyriq-bent.jpg?w=1000&h=563&crop=1[/img]

you well so? I honestly believe you are sick bro.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Are The Worst Movies You Saw In 2018? by LordsApostle: 7:19am On Jan 01, 2019
DDeliverer:
Chief daddy..

What kinda overhyped nonsense was that??
The movie was interesting bro... Maybe it was overhyped though... Cause I didn't listen to the hypes, someone just took me to see it.
TV/Movies / Re: What Are The Worst Movies You Saw In 2018? by LordsApostle: 7:17am On Jan 01, 2019
7figuresalary:
XXNX ; "Nina Rotti and Sarah Jay share beefy black cock in a creampy orgy"....

That movie was overhyped.
porn Don scatter this one brain finish..
Celebrities / Re: Mimi Orjiekwe's Gift From Her Ex-Boyfriend In 2012 Now Worth 60k Dollars by LordsApostle: 6:55am On Jan 01, 2019
Foolish prostitute

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Romance / Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by LordsApostle: 7:59pm On Dec 31, 2018
victorian:










Yes! cheesy
where's your location please?
Romance / Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by LordsApostle: 6:19pm On Dec 31, 2018
victorian:






Nice pic.

U try small cheesy
can I send a pm?
Romance / Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by LordsApostle: 12:45pm On Dec 31, 2018
Evangkatsoulis:


No be Pcguru1 be dat?
Na him, any problem?
Romance / Re: Man Reveals What A Lady Did To Him After Wearing Bathroom Slippers To Ikeja Mall by LordsApostle: 12:44pm On Dec 31, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:

Mr noodles dick sef dey talk. If u don't know me go and ask what i did to fharahno in that ashawo thread. I was responsible for that her borehole photo grid before the trolls saved it and started trolling her with it.
That's how deadly I can be

Hahahahahahaha, no be only deadly!!! Deadly indeed!!! grin cheesy. Farano, you have your troll now!! wink grin cheesy.

Nwachibuzor!!! cheesy
Romance / Re: Man Reveals What A Lady Did To Him After Wearing Bathroom Slippers To Ikeja Mall by LordsApostle: 11:13am On Dec 31, 2018
ikhileomotayo:


Apostle our thread is dead. Where do we go from here?
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! This guy!!! cheesy cheesy it was expected na!!!

My brother, I'm now freelancing every thread now!!! I run to everywhere from there...

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Romance / Re: Man Reveals What A Lady Did To Him After Wearing Bathroom Slippers To Ikeja Mall by LordsApostle: 11:09am On Dec 31, 2018
pryme:
There is nothing out of place here, the lady in question reacted naturally, and the Op simple got what's coming to him for looking weird.
nigga, there is nothing natural about that. Even if she must register her disdain, not to his face like that, she could have whispered it to her friend, not embarrassing the guy like that, that's so imprudent of her.

If the tables were turned, I don't think a reasonable guy will do that to a girl.

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Romance / Re: Man Reveals What A Lady Did To Him After Wearing Bathroom Slippers To Ikeja Mall by LordsApostle: 11:01am On Dec 31, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Reminds me of an experience I saw with my eyes years ago which made me lose my respect for women.

A guy parked an SUV outside hatlab (ice cream). Some hot chicks about 5 in number were seated around that area where the car was parked. I got to know they've been waiting there for hours hoping the owner might come around so they could make advances at him. Then the owner showed up, macho fine boy. Immediately they sighted him the girls were obviously wet already. They signalled one of the girls to go towards his direction and fake a call hoping to get his attention but the guy no send. Immediately he drove off naso quarrel start between the 5 girls. "You no sharp" ,,,, "you too waste time you no do fast na why ",,, " Chiamaka no too fine if to say na Anita go the guy for wait",,,, "chai see fine boy wey just commot see moto see my life",,,, " Toyosi I really wish that guy could Bleep me this night I don't even need his money"....

I've since learnt to realize money is the only deodorant women can smell. It is the ultimate key to opening the door of the cave between their legs.
this is the only sensible comment you have made since you joined nairaland!
I pray this year brings better things.

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Romance / Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by LordsApostle: 10:58am On Dec 31, 2018
Hmn

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Seizes 6 Borno Towns by LordsApostle: 8:21am On Dec 31, 2018
TechCapon:
I saw a video a soldier made on twitter. The soldier said so many soldiers have died and he and his colleagues are running away from Borno state because they don't have adequate weapons to fight. He said whenever Nigerian army is ready to supply them good weapons they'll come back. My questions is "what about the pictures of weapons boko haram seized from Nigerian army ?" Are those weapons not good enough for combat ? I'm beggining to think our soldiers are the problem not government. I may be wrong though. SEE video here https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1079505798105985024

I'm surprised you are just realising that. The problem has always been the soldiers, they only use the weapons thing for media sensationalism, that's all..
It is common knowledge that the weapons most of the Boko boys use were seized from our military, you always hear "large cache of arms and ammunition seized" when military bases are captured , that is the real issue.., the recent 40heads that was seized from the military is just one of the many.

The truth is, most of the soldiers joining the military do so, to wear camouflage and slap/brutalise everyday Nigerian walking on the streets, for them that's all there is about the army, when they get confronted with what it really entails, their eyes gets cleared up and they become fidgety crying like toddlers... The problem has never been weapons, the courage and morale is just totally lost.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Fleeing: 'We Don't Have Weapons, We Are Going Home For New Year' by LordsApostle: 7:37am On Dec 31, 2018
bantudra:
if you have no balls,then dont join the army....crying like babies....buhuhuhuhu.....

water,cry...food cry....cry,cry,cry,cry....were they forced to enter the army....??

abegi,hand over the weapon and become a tailor or gala seller in lagos....

we are tired of this whinings like cheap bitches day and night.....

sophisticated my foot...do they even understand how much it would cost to upgrade the entire nigerian soldiers to be like american soldiers....??

nigeria would go bankrupt....!!

america has a debt of over 20trillion dollars....!!

is this what nigeria wants too...!!??

yea,yea...we buy sophisticated weapons but they still run away and all of it falls in the hand of boko haram....good night with that....

our soldiers are lackin courage....thats all....
mhen!!! I never knew we still had intelligent Nigerians like this; perfect brother, you nailed it bro..
The short of it, our soldiers lack courage that's just it. Over 90% of people going into the army do so, to wear camouflage and beat everyday man on the streets, that's just it... When they get confronted with the reality of what being in the army entails they get all fidgety.
It is common knowledge that most of the weapons used by this Boko boys were seized from the Nigerian military. It is common knowledge . The recent 40heads that was seized, that could rock havoc to a whole community... The problem is just courage and morale which is very low. It's pitiable things have degenerated to this though... Such a pity.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Fleeing: 'We Don't Have Weapons, We Are Going Home For New Year' by LordsApostle: 7:29am On Dec 31, 2018
RussianKGB:
Deserting from the battlefield in the army during war is a grave offense more grievous than even mutiny. These cowards deserve the death sentence.
You cannot be violently gunning Shiite protesters, Devilishly executing Ipob demonstrators and wreaking havoc with your so called inadequate weapons yet flee faster than kites when u smell bokoharam in d air.
you are the only intelligent person that has commented on this board ..

Boko boys keep ransacking their bases, and looting "large cache of arms and ammunitions" where does those ammunition come from? Is it that they just go to store them somewhere and refuse using them? I don't just get. . For me, I believe this soldiers lack battle technique, to challenge asymmetric warfare, that's the real challenge...
Celebrities / Re: Morachi: "The Rate Of Online Begging In Nigeria Is Alarming" by LordsApostle: 5:45am On Dec 31, 2018
venai:
Just five minutes after I accepted my secondary school class mate friend request on Facebook, she started begging for a recharge card from me. So I asked her the denomination of card she wanted, and she told me to send any one from 1k. I felt very bad but I sent it to her anyway.
I felt like blocking her but controlled my anger. Till today, I have refused to chat with her or reply her messages.

Even if you need help, there is a better way of going about it instead of online begging.
You no get papa? Even if you no get, you get hands and legs. If you no get, use your brain.

Think and grow rich. Very simple.
she was suppose to submit the pussy for you bro!!! When next they beg like that, go straight for the kill, ask what's in it for you, and get the pussy you deserve.
All the best brah.
Celebrities / Re: Ikorodu Boys Recreate The Moment Davido Stormed The Stage From Above At Concert by LordsApostle: 10:26am On Dec 30, 2018
Toks2008:


Even if I want to do your evil suggestion, I no go fit cos we are thousands of miles apart.

Happy sunday bro.
cheesy cheesy cheesy Baba oh!!!

Baba, nothing evil there, no worry she no dey this thread she no go see am..

Just tell me say the real reason na the second one you give, I go understand...

Hailing from my side baba, you 3much, happy Sunday to you too baddest..

Celebrities / Re: Ikorodu Boys Recreate The Moment Davido Stormed The Stage From Above At Concert by LordsApostle: 9:25am On Dec 30, 2018
Toks2008:
Nice concept. Just do something different and you never know...small small they are gaining recognition.
Baba hope you fvck that girl I ask you to fvck?

Hailing, on the good achievement.

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