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Health / Re: How I Contacted The Deadly HIV On First Sexcapade - Please Becareful by LordsApostle: 7:08am On Mar 10, 2019
Doomed:


I've not been tested but the symptoms are obvious on me
you are a very big foooooool, God punish you there, stupid boy, you think you can come here and yap nonsense Abi, just to scare people... I wish you what you wish yourself. Mumu.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Victory Another Bad Market – Sex Workers by LordsApostle: 9:40pm On Mar 05, 2019
7figuresaIary:
Short up...are u different from them??..Didn't I pay u during our last session in PH?

Cc: LordsApostle

please stop mentioning me.
Crime / Re: Man Whose Son Has Days To Live In Rivers State Absconds After N70m Was Raised by LordsApostle: 8:43am On Feb 03, 2019
realmindz:


Not a full time job, out of tight schedules, I still come here to remind deluded people like your self to wake up from self deceit. Gradually a few are coming out, soon, our nation will be populated with more realistic people and your likes clouded with religious myths will fade away.... Gradually I say.
Then gradually, our nation will shift energy from religion and focus on practical approaches that work in the world of today.

BTW, no matter the number of times you pray in the name of jesus, it's useless. The best you will get is the psychological satisfaction that you have prayed. Let's not pretend to ourselves, you know this yourself deep within you, deepwater...your ijn will never ever cure the child.
tell them bro, tell them, loud it for those at the back to hear!!! I wish we had your type in the whole of Nigeria. Europe would have been our major contender... My brother, I tell you... I had to grow our of some childhood deceit and trash, I wonder why adults are still fooling themselves.

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Crime / Re: Man Whose Son Has Days To Live In Rivers State Absconds After N70m Was Raised by LordsApostle: 8:41am On Feb 03, 2019
lawnreigh:
That is why some people dont help, Nigerians are desperately wicked and have evil mind, for his mind now 70M is worth more than the life of his child. Chaiiiiiii
being Nigerian!!! Nigerians are terrible people, I always say it.. But nobody believes instead we all looking for a Buhari to blame for all our problems...

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Crime / Re: Man Whose Son Has Days To Live In Rivers State Absconds After N70m Was Raised by LordsApostle: 6:28am On Feb 03, 2019
This better not be true... This better not be true... I choose not to believe this...

How will a man use his child's health to defraud people?? I just can't get it... Anyway, it better not be true..

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Family / Re: More Update On 15-Year-Old Girl Who Married A 56-Year-Old 'Demented' Man by LordsApostle: 9:54pm On Feb 02, 2019
Who is the father of the child she's carrying? Small Pikin of 15yr old when Don begin fvck dey born Pikin for house wetin come Remain na Abeg this right's advocate should keep their strength for children that really needs it...
This one no be child again.. Na mama she be now; I now understand why her parents married her off... Children will never hear word!!! SMH.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Meets Danny Glover, Ini Edo And Funke Akindele React by LordsApostle: 9:55am On Feb 02, 2019
OboOlora:
...yet not making noise!

I mean, apart from rumours that this chic used to have an*al sex with Atiku, she has been extremely private! At least no one knows her daughter till now.

I can call her the Wizkid of nollywood while Davido is NkechiBlessingSunday lol
the only man that spoke the truth on this page...
Phones / Re: How To Get Whatsapp Photos And Videos Posted By Your Contacts On Their Status by LordsApostle: 7:57am On Feb 02, 2019
happybee:
Download Whatsapp status saver, simple.
you are wise.
Health / Re: Youngest Face Transplant In The U.S History (Graphic Photos) by LordsApostle: 7:21am On Feb 02, 2019
Trash, I don't think this will work.
Romance / Re: Lady Competed With Her Sister To Have Sex With Their Dad . by LordsApostle: 7:15am On Feb 02, 2019
Madness...
Crime / Re: Lady Murdered In A Hotel In Niger State (Disturbing Photo). by LordsApostle: 5:18am On Feb 02, 2019
TarOrfeek:



Ashawo no be work.

NL Feminist please take note.
shout it louder for the world to hear bro..
Travel / Re: U.S. Imposes Visa Restrictions On Ghana by LordsApostle: 5:09am On Feb 02, 2019
calebfm:
africa my continent, cursed with bad leaders.
Moles, not at all, cursed with bad people instead..

The problem with Africa is the people, not about the leadership, the leaders are only a reflection of the people...

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Romance / Re: Please Help, I Want To Be A Better Person. by LordsApostle: 4:51am On Feb 02, 2019
No good suggestion, it's a pity.
Romance / Re: Please Help, I Want To Be A Better Person. by LordsApostle: 10:10pm On Feb 01, 2019
beatcoins:
Start by voting for ATIKU. you will have job and no time for pucci
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy Mad people full here wahlahi

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Romance / Please Help, I Want To Be A Better Person. by LordsApostle: 9:43pm On Feb 01, 2019
Hello all, please I need good advice.. I have a problem with Women, I have an issue of fvcking, I like fvcking and I keep fvcking, but I wanna stop now..
Will appreciate mature advice from brothers here please. Like I have so many FWB's, and patronise call girls occasionally... Please help me stop.
Celebrities / Re: BBNAIJA 2019 : Video Of Crowd At The Portharcourt Audition Center by LordsApostle: 1:09pm On Feb 01, 2019
Joblessness and stupidity... Crass one.
Politics / Re: INEC Releases Final List Of Candidates In Rivers, APC Absent by LordsApostle: 8:12am On Feb 01, 2019
deboysben:
Apc has lost 6 Senators like that when election never starts
please how do you mean 6 senators? No be 3 senators Rivers get?
Romance / Re: Between A Recharge Card Seller And A Slay Queen Who Tried To Shame His Hustle by LordsApostle: 8:37pm On Jan 30, 2019
LOWPEAK:
This guy attended London Institute for Savagery establish in 1879, we recently did our inaugural awareness in Nigeria....They guy had first class.... �
I love this

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Crime / Re: Wife Sets Husband’s Side Chic Up By Inviting Her Over And Then Beat Her Up by LordsApostle: 1:05pm On Jan 30, 2019
Mynd44:
The side chic should get the women arrested for assault abeg.

She should go meet the dog she calls a husband and not beat up the girl
well said bro.
Celebrities / Re: Pat Attah Shows His Cooking Skills by LordsApostle: 5:24am On Jan 23, 2019
okomile:
Maybe he is a chef now grin grin
he actually is, in Germany
Music/Radio / Re: 'On A Plane' By Faze by LordsApostle: 1:10am On Jan 07, 2019
So na so face own use end!!! Chai!!
Romance / Re: Hear What My Female Bestie Said Yesterday That's Been On My Mind.... by LordsApostle: 3:43am On Jan 02, 2019
SaucyBenks:
She asked to visit me yesterday and believe me, I accepted her visitation after telling my girlfriend about it... (my girlfriend trusts and loves me too much).

Well, my gf visited her family for the celebrations so permitted me to allow her visit without even sounding shaky or insecure or vexed that another lady is visiting me... I was happy and asked Abigail to come over.

When she arrived, there was no fuel in my generator and being that it's the first time she's visiting, I wanted to make it fun for her. So I told Abigail to gimme 20mins to go get some fuel for my generator and she said "OK BUT I SHOULDNT FORGET TO BUY CONDOMS" I honestly didn't think of sex in the first place, so I asked her TO BE USED BY WHO? (with a straight face) then she laughed out loud and replied I WAS JOKING JOOR, GET GOING hmm... This is what I've not been able to put my mind off... What do you think she meant? Should I take anything she said serious?

Don't mind the comments above, they know nothing; the condom you to get is to be used by me, please get Durex featherlite, plus, give me the address to your home, will be their by Dawn of today... She has always had me in mind, surprised you never knew.


See you later brov.
Romance / Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by LordsApostle: 2:58am On Jan 02, 2019
Rosebloom:


Cutie
can we connect?

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