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Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Things That White People Don’t Like About Nigerians By Aroms Aigbehi by LordsBattleAxe(m): 11:57am On Sep 28, 2017
Marcelo290:
Hmmm So whites are now gods we all must live trying to please, they aren't better either, here are my main reasons for hating them too..

1. Exploitation: They are always looking for means to exploit others, the scars of their hazardous Colonial leadership in Africa leaves us with pains, if in doubt read 'how Europe underdeveloped Africa' by Walter Roodney. They refused to teach us about technology and industrialization, rather, they brought religion to us and divided us so they could exploit more for their ailing European markets.

2. Racism: They view themselves as the superior race and look down on others. We thank God for people like Martin Luther King, still at that, racism remains inherent amongst them.

3. Neocolonialism: They are still trying to control blacks and Africans indirectly as we see today, oppose them and you meet your Waterloo...you can ask Lybians about Gaddafi. They also contributed to imposing an old uneducated man on us, so we all could continue licking their butts.

There are many more of them, my point? they aren't any better.
respect!... I love the fact that you mentioned the book by Walter Rodney... . That was an eye-opener.. . Made me see communism in a new light
RomanceRe: This Plus-Sized Lady Is Full Of Love For Herself (Photos) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 2:53pm On Sep 27, 2017
[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=60875726][/quote]da legend!!.... grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan's Friend Steals Her Business Idea by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:31pm On Sep 23, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Shatap! You get anything except the mountain on your chest? undecided
imagine!.. From a lady?... smh. How would you feel if you are classified for only your body parts
FamilyRe: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:53pm On Sep 17, 2017
Evaberry:
very few men are victims of domestic violence. Women always bear the brunt of a man's anger


No matter what a woman says or does, a man should never hit her, a man is physically stronger than a woman so hitting her will inflict serious physical damage, whereas a woman may not cause any real harm to a man.

Op the husband in your write Up should have quietly left the compound and go relax somewhere until he was sure his wife had calmed down. when a woman is angry she throws all reason and caution to the wind, it therefore falls on the man to be understanding and reasonable


Engaging in a fisticuffs with a woman is wrong and should be condemned.
trust me... I hate domestic violence, but do you know how deep emotional wounds run.....?. I totally don't agree with what you said
Foreign AffairsRe: Hurricane Irma Destroys Entire Barbuda, Caribbean Island (Photos) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 11:15am On Sep 16, 2017
aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.
.. Oya go resurrect Einstein... grin
Forum GamesRe: Great Riddles That Will Make You Think Outside The Box by LordsBattleAxe(m): 11:02am On Sep 16, 2017
Explorers:
6
a map
RomanceRe: JAILER — A True Story of Esau, a Music Producer by iLegend. by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:49pm On Sep 15, 2017
Oya oo.. Waiting for the next update, but seriously, guys like dt Esau nah poison
PoliticsRe: "My Experience With IPOB Boys In Aba Today" - Young Lady by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:16pm On Sep 13, 2017
Cyynthia:
Social media is filled with Lia Mohammmmmedssssssssss.

Desperation to paint Ipob black.
Enemies of freedom everywhere. It's a pity.
actually, what she is saying might be true... She probably met opportunist and miscreants using the name of Biafra to wreak havoc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Wedding/events Blog Needs A Content Writer by LordsBattleAxe(m): 11:24am On Aug 31, 2017
tunisbaba:
A wedding/events blog located in Lagos state is looking for an excellent content writer, who will be writing articles for the blog. The writer doesn't have to live in Lagos as he or she will be working from home.

Requirements

* Knowledge of the wedding and event-planning industry.

* Knowledge of keyword research.

* Ability to write grammatically sound sentences rid of comma splices, punctuation errors, and style errors.

* Ability to write well-optimized articles for SEO, without killing grammar and sentence flow.

How to Apply

Send a link to one of your previously published articles, which were well-optimized for SEO, to olatunde@xscul.com. The article should carry your name as the author, for this is the only way we can ascertain that you were the one who wrote the article.

Alternatively, send, as a Word document, a 400-word article (on any topic) to the above email address.

PS: Let the subject of the email be Application for the Role of a Content Writer. Also, in the body of the email, state the long-tail keyword(s) you are trying to rank for in your article.
I'm interested. this is my email address cesarevernicci@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I need an article writer (N2 a word) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 11:10am On Aug 31, 2017
greenstar:
Hello good morning house...
I need an article to be rewritten and thoroughly overhauled.
Drop your numbers.
Payments :N2 a word
I am very much interested this is my email address cesarevernicci@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Frustrated On My Search For Employers To Employ Me For Freelance Article Writing by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:08am On Aug 29, 2017
ayo527:
Good morning everyone..
I need people who can transcribe.

The kind of transcription i'm talking about is the conversion of an audio recording to a word document.

TASK: What you basically do is to listen to what is being said in the audio and type it out.

PAYMENT: The pay is 2k for an hour long audio (60 minutes long audio). Which means if you're able to do an hour per day, you would earn 2k and if you do this for 7 days, you would earn 14k in 7 days.

I must however let you know that transcription takes a lot of time and can be very stressful.

You should also know that you will need to transcribe a 3 minute long audio as test for me to determine whether you can do this.

Kindly contact my signature if you're interested.

Thanks.
this is my email cesarevernicci@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Frustrated On My Search For Employers To Employ Me For Freelance Article Writing by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:18am On Aug 25, 2017
ayo527:
Good morning everyone..
I need people who can transcribe.

The kind of transcription i'm talking about is the conversion of an audio recording to a word document.

TASK: What you basically do is to listen to what is being said in the audio and type it out.

PAYMENT: The pay is 2k for an hour long audio (60 minutes long audio). Which means if you're able to do an hour per day, you would earn 2k and if you do this for 7 days, you would earn 14k in 7 days.

I must however let you know that transcription takes a lot of time and can be very stressful.

You should also know that you will need to transcribe a 3 minute long audio as test for me to determine whether you can do this.

Kindly contact my signature if you're interested.

Thanks.
Can I get your email address I'm interested or contact me at cesarevernicci@gmail.com
PetsRe: (fun Facts) 15 Facts You Probably Don't Know About The Chicken by LordsBattleAxe(op): 8:08pm On Aug 04, 2017
[quote author=YungRichG1 post=59151861]lol ola are u shocked that i know youhuh Hahhaah u downloaded a 2kb picture by mistake that was my RAT...lets just say i hack out informations...... Big Brother is watching you.........like I'll fall for that... You can do better bro [center][/center]












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PetsRe: (fun Facts) 15 Facts You Probably Don't Know About The Chicken by LordsBattleAxe(op): 12:44pm On Aug 04, 2017
YungRichG1:
Bimbola is this the best you can come up withhuh?







Yung Rich Gee1
erm.... This is strange . Who are you pls
CrimeRe: Ruth Bircham: "I Was Raped By Facebook Friend From Nigeria" by LordsBattleAxe(m): 1:11pm On Jul 27, 2017
YungRichG1:
Madam Ruth tell me u didn't enjoy his rod. Omo ode....








Yung Rich Gee1
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: - by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:32pm On Jul 20, 2017
Ingenious!..nice one bro
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Cover Page Design For A Fiction Book by LordsBattleAxe(m): 4:39pm On Jul 17, 2017
Justoc:
I am looking for someone to design a book cover for a Fiction book

Please holla me if you are very good at this kind of creative book cover design.
call/send whatsapp message on 07034734270..I guarantee you high quality work
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Need Ideas And Tips To Turn This Hobby Into A Source Of Income.(by A Nairalander by LordsBattleAxe(m): 4:35pm On Jul 17, 2017
Keep it up bro... Lovely
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: group closed by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:12am On Jul 15, 2017
07034734270 add me
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Can You Write Very Good Articles? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:01am On Jul 15, 2017
connectpoint:
I'm a thief.. please let me be
grin grin... To all concerned, it is real...
PetsRe: (fun Facts) 15 Facts You Probably Don't Know About The Chicken by LordsBattleAxe(op): 12:05am On Jun 14, 2017
How do I modify the topic please?
PetsRe: (fun Facts) 15 Facts You Probably Don't Know About The Chicken by LordsBattleAxe(op): 11:34pm On Jun 13, 2017
Facts culled from ppcorn.com
PetsRe: (fun Facts) 15 Facts You Probably Don't Know About The Chicken by LordsBattleAxe(op): 11:32pm On Jun 13, 2017
Number Eight: Mothers Talk to Their Eggs
Hens can actually communicate with their unborn chicks. The babies respond to their mothers by chirping back through the shell.

Number Seven: Extraordinary Navigating Abilities
These impressive birds can actually use the sun as a compass when they live in the wild. This ability helps them find food and water and even decipher the time of day.

Number Six: They Like Dust Baths
The animals enjoy dust baths, and use it as a form of cleaning, warding off parasites and maintaining feather quality. They cannot perform this while in factory farms and become very frustrated as a result.

Number Five: They Were Not Domesticated for Food Originally
Based on somewhat recent archaeological research, we have learned that chickens may not have been intended just for food originally. Instead, chickens in Asia were most likely first bred by humans for cockfighting.

Number Four: Chinese Silkie Chickens
These are a unique type of chicken and are known for their very dark meat. It’s due to a genetic condition which affects the pigment cells and makes the bones, skin, and organs turn either black or a dark blue color.

Number Three: Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
It seems that this famous question has an answer as of 2010. Scientists came up with a protein necessary for healthy eggs. This protein is impossible without the existence of a chicken, so it’s been concluded that the chicken came first.
Number Two: Tonic Immobility
These birds can get hypnotized when very afraid. When the animal thinks it’s about to die, it enters a catatonic state and freezes up completely, losing all mobility.

Number One: They are Surprisingly Resilient
If you don’t think chickens are that impressive, it may change your mind to learn that research has proven that they survive 90 percent of attacks from predators while living in the wild.
Pets(fun Facts) 15 Facts You Probably Don't Know About The Chicken by LordsBattleAxe(op):
The chicken is one of the most common animals on this planet. More of these birds are raised and killed for food than any of the other creatures on earth, combined. We typically only think of them in terms of food, but there are many interesting facts about the bi[sub][/sub]rds. Here is part one of our list.

Number Fifteen: Amazing Memories
These birds can differentiate between more than 100 faces of other chickens. In fact, their memory is so good, it’s comparable to elephants.

Number Fourteen: More Than 24 Unique Vocalizations
Chickens communicate to one another about what they see. Each sound has a unique meaning, such as warning their friends about predators or telling their mother they are comfortable.

Number Thirteen: They Dream
It’s been proven scientifically that these birds experience REM. This leads researchers to believe that they dream just as humans do.

Number Twelve: A Chicken Is Smarter Than a Toddler
Quite astoundingly, they have been known to exhibit mathematical reasoning and self-control. They also possess knowledge of “object permanence”, meaning the ability to know that when an object is hidden from view, it still exists somewhere. This is a skill that even young children do not have a lot of the time.

Number Eleven: They Were Originally Tropical Animals
It’s hard to conceive of now since we’re used to seeing them on farms or locked in a pen, but the chicken originated in tropical rain forests. They evolved there for millions upon millions of years.

Number Ten: Automatic Chicken Catchers
In the poultry industry, there used to be a job called manual chicken catching. This was named the worst job ever in the industry because it caused severe back pain and carpel tunnel syndrome. As a result of this, an electronic device has been invented that does the job and spares the manual laborers.


Number Nine: Bird Hierarchies
Similar to humans, chickens create social structures, and are well aware of where they exit on this ladder. These are known as “pecking orders”.

CrimeRe: Kwame Bonsu Jailed For Raping And Assaulting His Wife by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:16pm On Jun 10, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
coolNa wa for this feminist craze o.
A good judge once said....

You can't rape your own wife.
my dear sir, yes... It's possible
EducationRe: 7 Common English Phrases You're Probably Using Wrong by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:31pm On Jun 08, 2017
vargasvictory:
1. Behind the sheets


It's common you hear people talk about what happens in their bed thereby making use of 'Behind the sheets'. Actually the correct line is "BETWEEN THE SHEETS"


2. I could care less

You're in a situation, probably angered by someone, in a bid to get back at him/her, you say 'I could care less', this is wrong because the sentence actually means you're concerned about the situation. The correct phase is "I COULDN'T CARE LESS"


3. First-come, First serve

This one is very popular among the Nigerians, because it talks about feeding the monsters in our belly, and it's a common notion that if you're on time you would be attended to early enough. the right sentence is "FIRST-COME, FIRST SERVED"


4. Cousin brother/sister

You hear people say, 'He's my cousin brother'. The word cousin is a noun and not an adjective, making it irrelevant to describe the gender of the cousin. "SHE'S MY COUSIN" is just about right.


5. Marriage v Wedding

A lot of us substitute Marriage for Wedding and vice versa, whilst this is wrong.
"WEDDING" is the ceremony where you get married and "MARRIAGE" is the state of being married



6. Wreck havoc

You see headlines with 'All he did was wreck havoc'. Now that's clearly wrong. The correct phrase should be "ALL HE DID WAS WREAK HAVOC"


7. Breath/Breath

A BREATH is the air we inhale or exhale while BREATHE is the act of inhaling or exhaling


Dropping my pen at this stage grin
nicely said@op....watched the news recently and noticed "rebel" was pronounced as "reble"
PetsDifference Between Venomous And Non-venomous Snakes by LordsBattleAxe(op): 3:37pm On Jun 08, 2017
A larger percentage of snakes are non-venomous but I dey wonder ;who get time to dey check for these? grin

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