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RomanceRe: Share Your 2017 Romance Success Stories by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:31pm On Dec 31, 2017
Well, mine was unexpected, and a blessing in disguise... Met this lady while on IT late 2016. We resumed school together, and I never thought that I'll be dating her today. On dt day, we went for night reading, and as a gentleman, I couldn't allow her to go alone. I escorted to her hostel around 11pm. So, it was a bit awkward dt night. She said let's watch a movie, n I said let's talk - that was d best decision I made dt month. We talked for 5 hours straight; there was no kissing or sex... just talk. As we talked, we discovered dt we connected on so many levels. We were both tired by 5am, and as I was about to sleep, she said "I love you"... Sorry for d long story, she's just my perfect love story
FamilyRe: Please Help, I Am A Man But, I Behave Feminine! by LordsBattleAxe(m): 6:49pm On Dec 24, 2017
JESUSBOIY:
I am a guy in my early 20s, a student.
Since my childhood, i have always had complains that i behave and act like a female. I can't jog,run or play soccer cos my friends will make fun of me and say i run like a girl.

i am quite shy/timid too and and i have long discovered that i don't have much physical strength, people have bullied me because of this.


Girls don't take me serious. Cos i don't possess a manly persona so i have never really been in their good books.

Please this is coming from a bleeding heart embarassed , I have tried as much as possible to be manly but, its like trying to grow tall overnight. I am tired of my family asking if i am gay. I stay mostly indoors, and i can't even hang out with my peers because of embarrassment.


I am not a believer, so don't tell me to pray. I am only pouring my heart out, i need help(advice)......

note: i am a straight guy!
. See, I understand you a lot... I once passed through dt stage.. I'm in my early 20s too.. It's just hormonal imbalance. Chat me up... Cesarevernicci@gmail.com
RomanceRe: How Can I Get Over This by LordsBattleAxe(m): 11:02am On Dec 23, 2017
Ladies been ungrateful since 94 A.D. Truth be told, it's not easy controlling your anger,or even forgetting about it. Just get busy, something that will fill up your time, in order to numb d feeling.... hope my 2 cents count wink
RomanceRe: Tell Us Your Regrets Of 2017 by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:57pm On Dec 16, 2017
Regrets of 2017, I regret not focusing on God, not reading enough books, and most importantly, I regret trusting a friend... Or rather, it's a blessing in disguise to realize that most friends are untrustworthy.

Come 2018, I'm doing a total makeover
PoliticsRe: Adeboye, Nathaniel Bassey And Aregbesola At Presidential Christmas Carol (Photos by LordsBattleAxe(m): 1:39pm On Dec 15, 2017
Milllz:
Nice.


See how these one are balancing in front. Sometimes I wonder if our politicians can sit on a chair that doesn’t demonstrate their affluence.
that's just impossible... Politicians are like huge pampered kids with bloated ego sad
CareerRe: This Exotic Animal Specialist Is The Real-life Tarzan(photos) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:37am On Dec 15, 2017
rawpadgin:
Can someone help me with the name of this cute animal?

Need it as a pet
oh... That's Nwa Amaikpe
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Writers Needed ASAP by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:56pm On Dec 14, 2017
I'm interested Cesarevernicci@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Traditional Way Of Proposing To My Costa Rican Girlfriend. Advice Please by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:05am On Dec 13, 2017
Google never die na... angry
RomanceRe: Show Me Your 'eggplant' Challenge Currently Happening On Nigerian Twitter Space by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:02pm On Dec 09, 2017
Dimples129:
shocked

Brb embarassed

*Dry mouth, needed a cold drink*

If only nairaland men would take this challenge grin

Oya, someone create the thread already undecided
c your mouth... Naso e easy grin
HealthRe: Help, I Seem To Be Growing Breats As A Guy by LordsBattleAxe(m): 6:46pm On Dec 09, 2017
Mlazer:
Wow ! About the procédure, is it done in nigeria ? If yes, how much does it cost.
it's usually done under cosmetic surgery, but I'll advise you to visit an urologist for consultations (preferably a teaching hospital).... You'll probably be placed on medication to correct your testosterone levels
HealthRe: Help, I Seem To Be Growing Breats As A Guy by LordsBattleAxe(m): 4:18pm On Dec 09, 2017
It's called gynaecomastia... It means your body is filled with estrogen-mimicing chemicals. Yes, for grade 2 gynaecomastia and above, surgery is d solution.
BusinessRe: Who Wants To Become A Konga Affiliate And Start Making Money by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:46pm On Dec 03, 2017
Cesarevernicci@gmail.com
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of People You Will Meet At The Experience 2017 In Lagos by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:27pm On Dec 01, 2017
mecuzee:
Hilarious. Even our broilers are surprised! �

So we've got some super size broilers for you!
naso dem dey do advert for your village? grin
SportsRe: Jay-Jay Okocha And Nwankwo Kanu In A Group Photo With World Football Greats by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:23pm On Dec 01, 2017
HeyCorleone:
The topic should have read "...with other football greats".

These homeboys are legendary.
my thoughts exactly....
RomanceRe: Need Your Advice Please My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me by LordsBattleAxe(m): 9:02am On Dec 01, 2017
Guy.. Na jamb que be this na.. wetin remain?
RomanceRe: Who is More Romantic; Hausa Guy, Yoruba Guys And Igbo Guys by LordsBattleAxe(m): 4:09pm On Nov 28, 2017
Brunosamel:
Who do u think is more Romantic between the three
Igbo's, hausa's and Yoruba's
op.. u jobless... in this hot afternoon for that matter
RomanceRe: please people should Be Marrying Ladies From The South West by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:53pm On Nov 28, 2017
loveth360:
going by statistics the internet has show me 90%hate igbos.yes i mean 90% for the benefit of doubt.when nigeria army are killing my people in the east 99% of yorubas are happy about it.all they say is kill them all.the people that did nothing to you.i have been hearing how you people hate us but i never believe but that incident confirm everything to me.
jeez.. Just chill.. .. Can't believe someone's touting this trash in the 21st century.. .. Imagine basing your perspective on hearsay... From this, I think you've never been to the southwest.... a visit will change your perspective kiss
RomanceRe: I Thought I Was Still A Virgin, Until I See Blood!!! by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:37pm On Nov 28, 2017
Continue
BusinessRe: How To Make $100 Daily. What You Can Offer. by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:14pm On Nov 28, 2017
Cesarevernicci@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Photo: Do You Think Her Prayers Can Be Answered By God? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:38pm On Nov 07, 2017
Dem go talk say na her heart, but me.. .?
WebmastersRe: 11k Facebook Page For Sale by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:29am On Oct 12, 2017
Bari22:
still available
how much.. Contact me cesarevernicci@gmail.com
FamilyChoosing The Best Vacuum Cleaner For Your Home by LordsBattleAxe(op): 7:45pm On Oct 08, 2017
Title: How to choose the best Shark Vacuum Cleaner
There's absolutely nothing as charming and inviting as a sparkling clean home. Furthermore, cleaning improve the general hygiene of your home. Although, the benefits are much, cleaning is sometimes tasking and boring. Cleaning can only become a challenge when you don't use the right type of tools. Although, there are many ways to clean a home, but none is as efficient as a vacuum cleaner.

These devices help to remove any type of dirt from the floor. However, choosing the vacuum cleaner based on preference is hard. Since, there are many options to pick from. The world of cleaning offers a plethora of colors, shapes, functions, sizes, and prices. Therefore, it is better to go for the best vacuum cleaner in today's market. Truly, there are lots of amazing vacuum cleaning brands, but the Shark tops the list.

Why did we select the Shark vacuum cleaner?. Just like a Shark, this vacuum cleaner has come to stay at the top. This brand offers different types of products that might confuse the buyer. It is, therefore, important to know about the different types of Shark vacuum cleaners before taking the step to purchase one.

The Navigator: this is the most common type of Shark vacuum cleaner. The Shark Navigator belongs to this category. The Navigator is lightweight and it is easy to move around furnitures.

Rocket: if you want to clean hard to reach places, then this type of shark vacuum is the right fit for you. The Rocket is different from the other types of vacuum cleaners. It's motor is located close to the handle.

Rotator: this is for those who prefer deep cleaning. Although, this type of shark vacuum cleaner is bulky. Rotators have a swiveling wheel for a fast and efficient operation.


Choosing the Right Shark Vacuum Cleaner
Now, that you are familiar with the different types of Shark vacuum cleaners. The next step is selecting the best Shark vacuum cleaner that will suit your cleaning needs. Your needs will greatly impact your choice. For instance, an upright shark vacuum cleaner is ideal for a place with lots of carpet. However, if you prefer versatility and convenience, then a portable model is better. We gathered the following preferences to make your choices easier.



1. The type of floor
Trust me, the effectiveness of a vacuum cleaner depends on the type of floor. For example, rooms with lots of carpets require the conventional type of Shark vacuum. However, hard wood floors require a lot of care, since it is easily scarred by scratches and shuffling.

There are Shark vacuum cleaners that can handle this type of floor. These shark vacuum cleaners have rubber wheels, beater brushes and powerful suction. The combination of all three features, ensures that no dust is left behind. The best Shark category for this type of floor is the Shark Rotator Lift-Away NV650 and the Navigator Lift_Away NV356. These vacuum cleaners have a powerful combination of mop, suction and broom.

2. Bagged or Bagless
In terms of cleaning, there's no difference between bagged and bagless vacuum cleaner. However, the difference is important when you have a family member with allergies or asthma. There's minimal dust exposure with bagged shark vacuum cleaners. Yes, bagged Shark vacuums retain about 99.7% of dust. The dust removal process is the only downside to this type of vacuum cleaner.

On the other hand, bagless shark vacuum cleaners have small transparent containers for storing dusts. Bagless vacuum cleaners like Shark Lift-Away NV650, have a storage capacity of 103 ounces. Bagless vacuum cleaners saves you the cost of buying bags. Furthermore, Bagless vacuum cleaners are now fitted with have efficient dust removal features.

3. Versatility
Some parts of your home are not easy to clean. Places like the stairs, under the bed, and below the furniture are inaccessible to most vacuum cleaners. It is hard to use upright vacuum cleaners for these parts. Vacuum cleaners like the Shark
CareerKeys To Discovering Success by LordsBattleAxe(op): 7:39pm On Oct 08, 2017
Discovering the keys to success in life
How do you define success? , or rather, how do you quantify success?. Just as we all have different perspective, our way of defining or quantifying success differs by a mile. However, irrespective of your perspective, there's always a word attached to your definition of success: achievement. Yes, success is defined through your ability to achieve an aim or goal - wealth, fame, respect, love, and even family.

So, how do you achieve success? ; this has definitely become one of the widely discussed topic for centuries. It makes one wonder why so much emphasis is placed on success. The answer to this is not far-fetched, achieving success feels us with a sense of fulfillment, in other words, it makes us feel alive.

Once again, I'll ask this question; how do you achieve success?. Well, by discovering the keys to success. The key in the context, means the path or the way to achieve success. So, let's take a look at the following paths to achieving success.

Become more active
Being active means taking a conscious interest in the things happening around you. Most times, we let circumstances and people to dictate the way we see life. Life is only beautiful, when you take a more conscious effort to set goals. Just have a purpose, and don't let people tell you what you should do or not. By making a conscious decision, you will be able to know if you are getting closer to your goals or not.

Be positive
Ever heard of the law of attraction and manifestation?. It simply means that whatever energy vibe that you emit will surely manifest. Truly, the world is filled with a lot of bad and good events, but allowing the bad to weigh you down, reduces your chances of achieving success. Just remember that every cloud has a silver lining, and there's a light behind every dark cloud.

Make people feel important
You might probably have this thought: How does making people feel important increase my chances of success. Remember that we all want to feel important, to be accepted and valued. Therefore, influencing and showing people how important they are, will place you on the path to success. Just know that there's no success without partnerships, and there's no partnership without acceptance, trust and respect.


Believe in yourself
Do you know what successful people have in common?: they all believed in themselves!!. Yes, people might laugh at your ideas, but don't be moved by these acts. Trust me, they will surely come around when they see that you truly believe in yourself. Remember that when you are insecure about yourself, you make insecure decisions that leads to failure. So, take the step today, and stand out from the crowd. Remember, always believe in yourself!!.
FamilyRe: Letter To My Unborn Son by LordsBattleAxe(op): 7:34pm On Oct 08, 2017
What lesson will you like to pass on
FamilyLetter To My Unborn Son by LordsBattleAxe(op): 7:32pm On Oct 08, 2017
Dear Son,
Today, I gained a new perspective on life; save money and money will save you. The events of this morning will forever be stuck in mind. I got a call from an old friend this morning, and it will probably be the longest call of my life, even though, it lasted for just 10 minutes. It was a call about the demise of our mutual friend, Tony.

Tony wasn't just a friend, he was more of a brother. We met in college, and immediately hit it off. Yes, college was fun, and it was filled with dreams and ambitions for a better tomorrow. Then, we had little care for our finances saving money, since most of our needs were catered for by our parents. After college, the real struggle began - from shuffling from one company to the other in search of high paying jobs. After a while, we got our first real job - with lots of bonus packages.

Son, let me give you this financial advice: when you receive that first huge paycheck, there'll be an urge to enjoy and purchase things that are not important. You will feel the urge to get the latest gadgets, even though you still have a functional one. Dear Son, when this time comes, I want you to take a step back and re-evaluate your finances, and save some part for the rainy days.

So, back to Tony. He was able to climb the career ladder at a very fast rate, but he never took the time to step back and save for rainy days. Those first few years were very good for Tony; the financial package was huge, and he had the top floor office all to himself.

Tony was the type of guy that never listened to financial advice. He had an habit of buying things on impulse; from latest car to the best gadgets available. After some years, the company started downsizing. As you must have guessed, Tony was the first executive to be laid off. Few months later, his finances came tumbling down; all his credit card debts came rushing in.
If only he had listened to all the financial advice from friends and families. After a while, Tony became withdrawn, and he practically shut out everyone. I never heard from Tony, until this morning, when I received the news of his demise.
Dear son, forgive my long story, but this financial advice is for you learn that saving will go a long way in prevent any unnecessary surprises in the future.

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