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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets Tinubu In Aso Rock Villa by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:46pm On Feb 15, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:

This election has exposed Tinubu as a featherweight politician who cannot win any election without buying votes

CBN governor, Godwin Emefiele is bigger and powerful than Bola Tinubu, it is crystal clear .
The CBN has always been bigger. They rarely show their strength

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Romance / Re: My Cheating Is About To End My Marriage by LordsBattleAxe(m): 9:34am On May 13, 2022
Many people will condemn you because they have never met a narcissistic and manipulative woman. These women will break any will or resolve that you have, while playing the victim. Your sanity matters. Leave while you have the choice. Leave before you get more damaged. Leave... How do I know this? I'm afraid I might be dating one too
Food / Re: What's The Name Of This Fruit In English And Your Native Language by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2022
Mulberry

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TV/Movies / Re: The Man Of God: Reviews and Ratings? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:24pm On Apr 20, 2022
It could have been a blockbuster.. They messed with a very good story, a story millions of folks can relate with

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Science/Technology / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Pangolin (Pictured) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:58pm On Apr 13, 2022
This is an endangered animal. Please stop killing them or setting traps in their regions.
Romance / Re: Heartbreaks by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:11am On Mar 17, 2022
tiffanyfan:




I've had just one...and it's still painful till this moment.
you won't forget, but it gets easier with time.
Career / Re: A New Bank Employee Submitted Wrong Account Number & Her Salary Was Paid Into It by LordsBattleAxe(m): 4:38pm On Mar 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Your friend is a big time mumu angry

I know people make mistakes, but this kind of mistake is so dumb!

Anything that has to do with money and personal details, that person needs put the right details and also cross-check it well to avoid making mistakes.

Whenever I'm giving someone my bank account details or number to send card for me, I double check it Until I know I didn't make mistake


So, let her face the consequences of her dumbness.
shut the Bleep up! Shut up if you can't offer a solution to her predicament. You're right but she doesn't need this right now.
Forum Games / Re: How Wide Read Are You? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:01pm On Feb 21, 2022
Icon79:
I think you got them all. That’s why I deleted mine.


O pari

lol.. We both finished work on it �
Forum Games / Re: How Wide Read Are You? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:07pm On Feb 21, 2022
Che Gauvara
Martin Luther King Jr
Nelson Mandela
Jesus
Mohammed Ali
Elvis Presley
Michael Jackson
Abraham Lincoln
Buddha
William Shakespeare
Genghis Khan
Adolph Hitler
Winston Churchill
Napoleon Bonaparte
Michael Jordan
Mahatma Charandas Ghandi
Chairman Mao
Albert Einstein
Charlie Chaplin
Marilyn Monroe
Joan of Arc
Queen Elizabeth II
Dai Lama
Steve Jobs
Julius Caesar
Bruce Lee
Bob Marley
Benjamin Franklin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Too Dependent Advice Needed by LordsBattleAxe(m): 6:06pm On Feb 20, 2022
Do not be unequally yoked to someone unwilling to work on themselves..

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Travel / Re: Truck Missing Enroute To Ibadan by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:07pm On Jan 18, 2022
The latter.. The driver carefully obscured his face.. It smells fishy. I pray you find it with all goods intact.

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Romance / Re: Help! I'm Not Sexually Attracted To Her. Advice Needed. by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:39am On Dec 28, 2021
phranco:
I am in a relationship with a girl I'm planning to get married to. I love her and we vibe together and play most times. From my own assessment, she is good, down to earth, knows how to cook, humble, respectful, and she is also very beautiful naturally, infact she passed 70% quality of the kind of woman I want in my life.

The problem is that I'm not attracted to her sexually. She has a small body, and doesn't have nyash or should I say small nyash (sorry for the offensive word). I'm not aroused if I'm with her. I can manage to have sex with her just once, even if she will stay five days with me, and I know this gives her concern.

I like ladies with backside, height and chubby. but the ones I have come across doesn't even measure up to this my girl in character.

Does sex Matter so much in marriage? Cos I'm afraid I may cheat on her or get sexual satisfaction outside our marriage. I'm just confused right now.
I had to log in because it's as if you're talking about my ex. In fact, she has every quality you mentioned. I call her my ex because that sexually attraction was not there. Heck! Heck! The first time I saw her body, I felt like a pedophile. See ehn.. If you marry her, you'll always be gazing at other woman longingly. With time, love go clear and you'll start to resent her.. After two or three kids? Your marriage will be hanging by a thread since the sexual attraction is zero. Love is only part of the equation Marriage is for the rest of your life, and you don't want to spend it in regret. Besides, no waste her time, biko.

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Business / Re: Flour Mills to Acquire 76.8% stake in rival Honeywell Group at N80 Billion by LordsBattleAxe(m): 2:55pm On Nov 22, 2021
Say hello to monopoly
Science/Technology / Re: 50 Million Cannibal Crabs Shut Down Roads In Australia (Pictures, Video) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:08am On Nov 19, 2021
Righteousness2:


We Live in very crazy and abnormal times.

This is quite Similar to the Plague of Grasshoppers and Locust GOD ALMIGHTY used to ravage the land of Egypt, just before HE took HIS People away.

Folks! It's so visible to us the world is not normal anymore. We are in the Last of the Last Moments.
Get your ways right with JESUS Christ before it becomes too late
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guy.. Calm down.. Na every year E dey happen.. Man is the intruder on the island.. Noh be everything be end time
Educational Services / Re: Grammarly Premium: Enhanced Writing Skills with Less stress by LordsBattleAxe(m): 9:10am On Oct 16, 2021
I've been using his service for close to a year now. His grammarly package lasts for three months. He's always responsive when you need him to send a new grammarly login detail. Thank you
Science/Technology / Re: If Nigerians Had Found This Turtle, Could They Have Saved It? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:56am On Oct 08, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
The leaders of Nigeria wanted to do Divide-And-Rule on the citizens...
Unfortunately, they just did the divide.
They didn't do the rule.
Now everything is divided and we're falling apart
yes, we are and they do not care until it is time for election again.

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Science/Technology / Re: If Nigerians Had Found This Turtle, Could They Have Saved It? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:03am On Oct 08, 2021
Lol.. Nigerians might actually shock you. We can be kind and empathetic under the right circumstances. The govt of rift, nepotism, and bitterness is one of the major causes of the decay in human qualities.

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Family / Re: I Need Help, My Life's Getting Messed Up. by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:05am On Oct 05, 2021
At the moment, it seems as if life can't get any better. From experience, it does. First of all, I'm extremely proud of you dt you refused to join the thieves masquerading as yahoo boys. Trust me, you'll thank yourself in the next ten years. Second, for a 19 year old, you're doing way better than a majority of your folks. So, trust the process, level up with your courses. Your uncle is inconsequential in the grand scheme of things - you've got this, friend �

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Romance / Re: Share Your 2017 Romance Success Stories by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:50am On Aug 26, 2021
Iamtoyosii:




Continue abegggg
My bro. The love story ended two years after that post. It was a bittersweet experience for us. She's now engaged, but we talk sometimes. We haven't seen each other since 2019. I miss her terribly, but the boat has sailed. It's alright if your love story comes to end. Don't lose faith because there are many more. While it lasts, learn from each other.
I wish I could tell you otherwise, but life happens.

Cheers ��
Family / Re: This Baby Face Something Is Not Working For Me by LordsBattleAxe(m): 9:47am On Jul 05, 2021
ImaIma1:
Me that I was carrying my baby in a carrier and walking on the street and one woman commented saying "see baby carrying baby".
that woman is rude asf grin
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: Nnamdi Kanu Ordered His Boys To Behead Me, Kill My Children by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:41pm On Jun 30, 2021
nairalandankrah:


You think if Kanu is killed, Joe will be free?? I laugh in Swahili..
Someone that even his village people hate with passion cos of his numerous atrocities.
Joe should pray that Nothing bad happens to Kanu or else his own is finished.. Not just him but his entire lineage!
it is really scary that 77 people will like this post. Why his lineage? What have they ever done? And how is Joe responsible for kanu's arrest?
Agriculture / Re: An Overview Of Ekiti State's Ikun Dairy Farm by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:32am On May 27, 2021
Been following the news update on Ikun Dairy Farm, and I'm highly impressed with the steps so far. Perhaps, we need to also try it out in beef production

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Family / Urgent Recruitment For Dispatch Riders In A Delivery Service Company! by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:07am On May 26, 2021
Urgent Recruitment for Dispatch Riders in a Delivery Service Company.

*Responsibilities:*
Pick up packages or items from a designated location

Deliver packages or items at designated delivery location.

*Requirements:*
Ability to read and write.
Must have an internet enabled phone.
Ability to read/use map for directions.
Must reside in Iyana Ipaja/Abule Egba.
Must have riders permit.
Must have knowledge of Lagos roads.

*Experience:*
Should have worked as a Dispatche Rider before.

Interested candidates should forward their CV's to fastlaneexpressdeliveryserves@gmail.com with subject "Dispatch Rider" and send SMS to 07060955329.

Latest Monday 31st of May 2021.
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent Recruitment For Dispatch Riders In A Delivery Service Company! by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:21pm On May 24, 2021
Urgent Recruitment for Dispatch Riders in a Delivery Service Company.

*Responsibilities:*
Pick up packages or items from a designated location

Deliver packages or items at designated delivery location.

*Requirements:*
Ability to read and write.
Must have an internet enabled phone.
Ability to read/use map for directions.
Must reside in Iyana Ipaja/Abule Egba.
Must have riders permit.
Must have knowledge of Lagos roads.

*Experience:*
Should have worked as a Dispatche Rider before.

Interested candidates should forward their CV's to fastlaneexpressdeliveryserves@gmail.com with subject "Dispatch Rider" and send SMS to 07060955329.

Latest Monday 31st of May 2021.
Romance / Re: Why Can't Guys Date Without Having Sex? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:09am On May 01, 2021
Rosement:
I'm a virgin, I don't want to have sex until my wedding night. I'm a Nigerian but my bf is a white guy, he told me he loves and he wants to marry me but he wants us to start having sex while we are dating. I tired of breaking up for this same reason. What do I do?
you know what you want. Don't compromise. There's always a ying for a yang. FYI: not all guys demand for sex during dating. No, they aren't simps or impotent. It's just personal conviction.

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Health / Re: I'll Be Undergoing Colon Cancer Surgery Soon by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:49pm On Apr 27, 2021
You are in God's hands always. He's got you during these trying times
Career / Re: I Currently Need Your Sincere, Unbiased advice by LordsBattleAxe(m): 6:19pm On Apr 27, 2021
Your mind is in the right place. Just as some said, try to make your dad understand your plans. The future is bright as long as you don't take your eyes off the goal. There are times when you'll want to give up and seek the comfort zone. Don't. I am rooting for you! Kindly give us updates when you achieve certain milestones. Your story might just inspire others. Cheers, mate!
Education / Re: Professor Mojeed Liasu Appointed Acting Vice-Chancellor Of LAUTECH by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:06pm On Apr 22, 2021
stalwart123:
grin

This man teaches all his undergraduate courses off hand.

Congratulations Saprophyta.
fellow microbiologist spotted.. Baba Liasu finally got his recognition

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Health / Re: Prof Kola Oloke: Shun Consumption Of Animal Skin To Stave Off Cancer by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:16pm On Apr 21, 2021
Prolific007:


How's does a doctor differ from a microbiology? When it is even the microbiologist that carries out the tests and writes the results for the doctor to interpret, which then send you to the pharmacist to prescribe the drugs. A cell undergoes different stages of growth and dies but due to exposure to some carcinogens makes the cell to continue multiplying without dying which leads to cancer cells and all these emanate from your GI; Gastrointestinal. Watch what you consume except you don't wish to live long.

Ignorance no fit allow an African especially a Nigerian see road. Are doctors angels?

A word is enough for the wise, welcome to the world of the microbes the more you see the less you understand.
a fellow microbiologist, I stan.. It's quite sad that the profession is not valued in the country. Just a microbe is enough to shut down every industry in the world. Microbiologists, via epidemiology, are the reason why the world is not in a panic right now.

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Health / Re: Prof Kola Oloke: Shun Consumption Of Animal Skin To Stave Off Cancer by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:12pm On Apr 21, 2021
Pidginwhisper:
Dey there dey yarn dust. If he like make he dey lecture for All Ivy league schools. He’s still yearning dust. Pomo that’s been consumed for ages is now causing cancer. If pomo truly causes cancer,do you know the number of people that would’ve died of cancer? No be everybody wey go school get sense. You’re one of those.
A look through your profile shows that intelligence is not your forte. For the sake of others, let me break it down for you. Generally, smoked foods like ponmo, suya, and bush meat contain a lot of carcinogens. Carcinogens are cancer-causing agents. They have the ability to manipulate your cells and make them grow abnormally. Sometimes, the growth is harmless (tunours), while harmful or malignant growth are referred to as cancer. So, the fact that you don't see people dying of cancer is mostly due to their immune system. A strong immune system often destroys the cancer cells in the early stages. However, when your immune system is weak due to unhealthy diet and drugs, it is easier for the cancer cell to grow unhindered. In summary, you stand at a risk of getting cancer if you eat foods that contain carcinogens.

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Health / Re: Prof Kola Oloke: Shun Consumption Of Animal Skin To Stave Off Cancer by LordsBattleAxe(m): 1:38pm On Apr 21, 2021
Pidginwhisper:
This Don is mad.
it comforts you, right? To sit in the corner of your abode and post rubbish. If you disagree with his motions, do it respectful. This man has paid his dues in the international community. He is a visiting lecturer to Oxford University. Also, he created an immuno-boosting drug. He's a pioneer in the field of Microbiology in this country. I learnt at his feet, and he deserves all the respect. Respect, my dear sir, is not difficult to give.

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