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HealthRe: 28 And Still Yet To Hit Puberty by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:52am On Aug 25, 2020
Horerku:
Hi all, i have been a guest on NL for a long time but seeing this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6069700/look-too-young-find-it makes me want to come out and share what has been giving me serious headache.

I will be 28 in a month but i have not been able to hit puberty fully. Can count how many strand of hair on my pp, no armpit hair, no facial changes used to be short then i start growing from like 5.7' to 6.5'. No lies it's a very big disgrace when kids that will see my junior brother and bow their heads expect me to call them egbon.


But I have worked on my self esteem, gave myself confidence by reading inspirational books, learnt boxing, build my body, learnt dancing and i can very well say all this have really boost my confidence, i built my confidence by writing job application to jobs i know im over qualified for and intentionally bully the unlucky hr that will interview me �. I am able to read people and give good advices, as a matter of fact, i (despite my baby face) take adult Sunday School at church and I'm able to take my classes like a piece of cake (With God enabling me btw).

Never dated or toast before not cos im scared of being turned down inface i have a lot of babes that really show me emotions but because I'm scared of how the girl will act towards me when she find out my secret and i am gonna keep it that way because i can't really take heartbreak because of something i can't control. I
already have a good paying Job and finances not my problem so this is my only headache but will i still become normal? Have you overcome something like this? Or do you know how i can correct things?

I have been a guest on NL for more than 7 years. Try be a troll first smiley y'all taught me
visit an endocrinologist. Go to UCH. You probably have hypogonadism. Nothing to be ashamed of
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At A Wedding Affected My View On Gender Equality by LordsBattleAxe(m): 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2020
NerdyRudeGyal:
The girls were at fault. I'm not going to take their side b/c they're females. They were 100% in the wrong.

1. Them leaving their seats made them available to anyone else, which is what happens in public settings involving seatings. Unless their names were on the chairs, they should've accepted that the seats were no longer theirs once they got up.

2. The physical assault [which is what it is] was started by one of them who threw juice on his face. I don't blame him for retaliating by pouring a can of whatever on her b/c anyone would've done the same thing in that moment. In fact, another dude would've likely hit her after this but he simply did the same thing she did to him, which I'm not going to blame him for at all.

3. The physical assault was further continued by her when she grabbed him and tore his skin w/ her nails, which again, made him retaliate and which I can't blame him for b/c she had gone too far.


Clearly, the girls felt somewhat entitled and Idk why. They were wrong on all three counts.
Nne biko.. Your bride price grin
HealthRe: Nigerians Aged 20 To 40 Spreading COVID-19 — Dr Chikwe Ihekweazu by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:23am On Jul 03, 2020
Aboki99:
This is serious! But my trouble with Nigeria is data unreliability. As far as covid 19 is concerned, Nig copies and pastes from other countries. No decisions of their own.
it is shameful that our NCDC DG is regurgitating facts from US media without carrying out any research
HealthRe: Nigerians Aged 20 To 40 Spreading COVID-19 — Dr Chikwe Ihekweazu by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:22am On Jul 03, 2020
Aboki99:
This is serious! But my trouble with Nigeria is data unreliability. As far as covid 19 is concerned, Nig copies and pastes from other countries. No decisions of their own.
it is shameful that our NCDC DG is regurgitating facts from US media without carrying out any research.
Christianity EtcRe: Photo Of Viper We Killed Behind My Church by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:41pm On Jun 29, 2020
GogetterMD:
I was about to say the same. The synchronous pattern running across the back if the reptile is a beauty to behold, and not one due to a chance by nature
the pattern is the work of a master craftsman, God!
HealthRe: US Says China Is Trying To Steal COVID-19 Vaccine Research by LordsBattleAxe(m): 7:44am On May 14, 2020
DaddyGngeess:
I like this man. Donald Trump
same here. Yes, he's a loose cannon, but he's no sell-out.
PetsRe: I Caught This In Lagos: Is This A Tortoise Or Turtle? by LordsBattleAxe(m): 2:52pm On May 01, 2020
Wash your hands after handling this reptile to avoid cases of salmonella infection. Look cute though
FamilyRe: . by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:09am On May 01, 2020
Ezennwa:
hmm!

PENURY is a disease
lol.. I said it. Nzuzu. How does penury relate to the issue being discussed. To the op, the chances of getting ahead of the situation is slim, and I empathize with you sad
FamilyRe: . by LordsBattleAxe(m): 9:37am On May 01, 2020
Ezennwa:
Lies from the pit of hell!

Who dash monkey banana,
People that barely feed will come to Nairaland to spew rubbish, just to tarnish the image of a man of God.

You go fear millions na, your mother has such amount of money and you are still in PENURY, wonders Shall never end.

People go about just to fabricate a story to tarnish the image of pastors.

Bible says, thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain.


My Cent
I wish seun would use IQ as a criterion for registering on the platform. Brainwashed nzuzu
SportsRe: Screenshots Of Nigerians Begging For Money On Bayern Munich Post. by LordsBattleAxe(m): 4:42pm On Apr 30, 2020
Lovexme:
Nigerians will embarrass you.
like government like people
HealthRe: German Doctors Pose Nude To Protest Lack Of Protective Masks, Aprons (Photos) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:19pm On Apr 29, 2020
DonFreshmoney:
When I see doctors that are fat and obese.. I do wonder why? You are a doctor and cant take effing care of yourself...
nlanders again? Try getting 4 hours of sleep per day, while running multiple shifts and treating people. Increased stress breeds obesity. Besides, these are middle-aged men
FamilyRe: I Have A Problem With My Husband Brother Wife by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:00pm On Apr 27, 2020
Lamanii22:
The best thing you can do is leave the house... If your husband refuses, you just leave with the children and go to your family house.. Or your mom's place...
with 5 children? Nlanders never cease to amaze me angry
HealthRe: A Mysterious Blood-clotting Complication Is Killing Coronavirus Patients by LordsBattleAxe(m): 9:39am On Apr 24, 2020
Mobi47:
These Chinese doctors wants to deal with us, the way they are mutating and mixing up covid 19 with other disease especially in the USA. Nigeria's Govt biggest mistake is the invitation of Chinese doctors into Nigeria. That's our biggest mistake, don't ever trust the Chinese people. Every countries around the world is against China presently but our foolish govt with no direction, invited them. Our doctors were in charge of the situation prior to the arrival of the Chinese guys but now, our doctors don't even know what they are facing. This govt no get sense at all, see how Good luck Jonathan's govt dealt with Ebola in just 2-4 weeks.

Many Nigerian doctors have come out to say they have a cure, but our stupid govt has been ignoring this doctors claims, instead of working with them. Was this not how the GEJ govt allied with Nigerian doctors and came up with a cure for Ebola even when WHO and The US said we must not use the cure with discovered... but the GEJ govt used it anyways and cured everyone.

This stupid govt, instead of allying with doctors, make research and discover our own cure (we have the herbs and everything we need for a cure) they are busy following the suggested cure from the Chinese so called doctors who came with ulterior motives and also waiting for recommendations and vaccine from the so called WHO which has strictly been criticized for not revealing vital information on how to manage covid 19.

Now the virus is killing people anyhow in Nigeria and we now have over 900 cases. This govt is too weak and lacks direction....na only God go help us.
jeez... Be careful of what you say, as others might take it for a fact. There's no evidence for this at all
FamilyRe: I'm Not Happy With My Mom's Behaviour Towards My Adopted Sister by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:42pm On Apr 23, 2020
Ishilove:
How can anyone complain about the weight of a ten year old child?? Haven't you people heard of baby fat? What is wrong with human beings??!

As for your mum, nemesis is taking notes and she is very good record keeper.
in a family filled with guys? They talk her on jogs because that's the only way they know about the issue. Besides, jogging doesn't kill. Imbibing the habit now will go a long way towards her mental and physical well-being
HealthRe: What Not To Do During The Lockdown by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:10pm On Apr 15, 2020
I have successfully failed all these criteria - from talking to exes to increased screen time to overeating grin grin
BusinessRe: Fire Outbreak Around UBA Building Dugbe, Ibadan (Video) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:08pm On Apr 15, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
Most of all these companies didn't switch off their junction box while going for this COVID holiday.
sensible assumption. Shop owners and companies should endeavour to carry out this action in order to avoid stories that touch
CrimeRe: Sola Fatunla: Man Kills Monarch For Snatching His Wife In Ekiti by LordsBattleAxe(m): 2:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
extol1:
who is to be blamed? the murderer or late chief
did you read the part where he apologized when he realized they were family friends
PoliticsRe: Clem Agba: Fire Didn’t Destroy Any Record At AGF’s Office by LordsBattleAxe(m): 6:25pm On Apr 08, 2020
Corrinthians:
When, AS EXPECTED, everyone who has sworn to see nothing good in this government went to town with their freshly made vuvuzelas, screaming that it was an arson meant to cover up corruption, I asked myself, HOW THE HECK DO THEY KNOW? Were they involved in the planning or something?

I especially asked, what if it comes out no important records were destroyed, what would be their next line of thought? It smacks of complete illiteracy thinking ALL THE OFFICES IN THE COMPLEX ARE USED FOR THE PURPOSES OF STORING IMPORTANT INFORMATION.

But I guess their hate will always get the best of them. Logic long departed their minds. What they have is an empty space that gets nourished with hate from time to time.

Today is one of such times.
can you blame the populace when all they've been fed is propaganda and lies?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 'Exposes' Coronavirus And 5G Network (Video) by LordsBattleAxe(m): 8:31am On Apr 05, 2020
MERCHANDISER:
Western media has made everything non_western evil. We
need to sit down and look at it logically.
Nigeria has been struggling to fight BH for decade, US has
never shown any genuine support, infact, at a time they're
were technically supporting BH by blocking every
opportunity
to access weapons. Whereas, the same US has been
building sophisticated millitary bases all over Africa with
several billions of dollars even all over islands in Africa. In
a
continent struggling to provide as basic thing as clean
water,
road, edu, etc. In term of infrastructural development, US
hasnt built anything tangible anywhere in Africa despite her
big economy and influence.
On the other hand, China is building projects across Africa
from electricity to train to Airport, roads, scholarships to
Africans, etc even with their own money. Let's say we can't
pay and they take over them, who would still be using
those
infrastructure, Chinese? At least they brought them here, so
if we can't pay back and they take over them these things
would still be in use by Africans and improve quality of life,
just like every private business.
US/Trump that everyone is supporting call Africans all kinds
to unprintable names, visa ban, reporting weak sides of
African nations and continuously ridiculing everything we
do.
The list is long. China hasnt done any of these yet, western
media still find their ways into the hearts of Africans to
hate
Chinese. Sadly, enough some fake pastors joined this
brainwashed citizens.
Look at China, how many times have they tumbled African
govt? How many nations have China invaded in Africa?
How
many times has Chinese embassy criticize our local affairs?
Etc
New York started have underground train in 1809, that's
200yrs, they never extended such to Africa. China started
booming just 20yrs ago and they've extended everything
technology they have to us, that have improved our lives;
From phones, train, Good Airport, Naval ship, Telecom,
Roads, scholarships, etc
Africans must sitdown and think. China is not your enemy
don't you get it? We're not exchanging one master for another... We want freedom from both.. To be self sustainable.
FamilyRe: My Brother Raped My 11 Years Old House Help by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:25pm On Apr 03, 2020
Theclaaa:
I ave a big problem with my junior brother staying with me this boy want to kill me. It happened that this boy dont want to listen to anything I tell him , he is 19 years very stubborn and lazy , all he does is eating and sleeping , he never help me with my 2 small children 3 and 2 at a time i had enough of his wahala i send him parking sometime last year the boy cried his eyes out begging for my forgiveness , i forgive on one condition he had to prove to me he is now a change person , the boy said ok aunty i will behave , from that time in june till now i have seen some great change in him , he started helping me with my boys because i work and my husband stays in different states , he only comes home once in 3 months , his also has been helping around the house also his stubbornness become less than before.


Las month he told me he got a job at this building sites he will be working mon to Saturday i was happy for him to have something doing even taught i knew things will be a bit harder for me with the kids , i had to look for someone to be staying with my children while i am at work , i ask some friends at work to help me look for a help aged 18 above , i told them no small girls and a friend of mine brought this 11 years old girl for me , i refuse becsuse she was small i see it as child abuse but she said thats the only one she has found for now and when she narrated to me the girl story how her aunty abused her , i was in tears and dcd to help her.

The girl is been staying with us for just a month , i like her a lot very polite she is doing really well , a great sister to my boys and my boys adore her a lot , with this covid19 everybody is home including my brother and yesterday i had to rush to the hospital with my second son because he had convulsions, on getting back home i met my girl crying her eyes out i got worried brcsuse ever since she is been here it was my frist time seeing her crying in that state , i asked her wetin happens, she was still crying holding her stomach, i ask and ask no response from her , i went inside my brother was lying on the sofa watching television, i asked him why is grace crying , he said he dont know , he saw her coming from the bedroom crying and when he asks her she said nothing , i call my girl asking her again the girl has refused talking at that moment i got angry and send her to the room to go and cry more so when she finish she can come and tell me the problem even she has made me angry but i was still worrying about her but she wasn’t cooperating with me and the way that girl cried frustrated me , it made me more angry that i gave her 2 hot slaps and send her out of the house still my heart bled because i knew what i did to her was wrong but her refusal to talk has caused it and the girl stopped crying but did not tell me the causes of her cry.


The rest of day went well, we ate , gist and we all went to bed , me , the girl and my sons both sleep in the same bedroom while my brother sleep in the parlour , at the middle of the night my girl woke me up that she has something to tell me , i checked the time , it was 3 something am , i was like grace go to sleep and tell me tommorow , she said aunty please i want to tell you , i told her to go ahead and this was when my girl opened up and told me everything my brother did to her when i was away in the hospital , she said my brother forced himself on her , he rape her both vaginal and anal i was shocked felt like my heart came out .

i asked her if she is really sure of what she is saying , i gave her a slap to make sure she is was conscious of what she is saying , she said yes aunty and when she removed her panties to show me her private areas , i could see it open , i almost collapsed , i taught maybe it is a dream and i will wake up from it but it was true , the poor girl has been crying for the pain she been throught being rape both vaginal and anal, got angry that i went to wake up my brother hitting him with a broom, he try denying everything calling grace a liar , i ask him what will a small girl of 11 will gain about lying that he has rape her and i started talking sense to him , why would he rape an orphan like i and him .

we are also orphan he knows all the sorrows we had passed through after loosing our mum and why did he choose to destroy a poor girl who went trough a serie of lots of abuse in their hand of her aunty the same eay we did too, after being rescued , she felt secure in my house now he did this wicked acts to her , why did he no go and sleep with prostitues instead of raping the poor girl.

he was crying begging me and grace for forgiveness that he didn’t mean to harm her it was the devil, he cried but i
told him he will be punished for what he did , i will get him arrested he was still pleading i ignored and went to my room locked the door , myself and grace were crying i felt her pain , i told grace to forgive me and my brother i will not send her away , i will protect and take care of her and i told her to keep this as a secret , the poor girl agreed and said she has forgiven him too.

I hate my brother so much that i dont even want to see his face right mow but at the same time , i feel sorry for him because we are orphans he dont have anywhere else to
your children are not safe with him. I repeat your children are not safe with him. I had to come online to say this. Forget he's your blood, the chicken will come home to roost, and you will bite your fingers in regret. You will regret not taking the right step when he anally rapes your kids. How are you sure he's not been perpetrating the same with your kids.. Wise up woman! I don't know why we bring in sentiments when it involves rape.
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:45am On Mar 18, 2020
SoNature:
Those movie producers from the Asaba axis have to step up their game. I often wonder why their films are rarely premiered in the cinema. Most times you go the cinema to watch a movie, it's always Lagos-made flicks. Why? Quality!

To be sincere, those Asaba guys must see filmmaking beyond meeting their daily bread. They need to be creative and add some panache to it.

You see, their choice of characters is always shocking. Most of them cannot even speak correct English...they keep speaking something that sounds like English thinking it's English.

Movie-making is an art - art requires creativity. If you keep speaking poorly structured, Igbo-accented English language, I don't know who you wish to impress with that.

Look at Ayo AY Makun of yesterday, that guy expends lots of money into any movie he makes. Tomorrow, he wins award and another producer in Asaba is angry. Kunle Afolayan films are in a class of its own. Art isn't about quantity but quality. That should sink in.

While the Asaba-based actors might have been there much longer, the guys in Lagos are giving them a run for their money. And the latter deserve all the awards they (both the casts and makers) get. It's not about ranting and tribalism, those guys in Asaba have to step up their game.
one of the best comments so far
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:41am On Mar 18, 2020
dignity33:
The only thing I will said that igbo fail to know in Nigeria is tribalism, put Hausa or Yoruba in charge of anything only what you will see is there brothers but igbos failed to know this . Since Nigeria existence igbo has being fighting for one Nigeria but Yoruba and Hausa are fighting for there tribe that is why they see igbos as not being political sophisticated because they only vote for there tribe, it started back from Awolowo time.
damn! Are you kidding me?
EducationRe: Coronavirus: Nnamdi Azikiwe University Starts Production Of Hand Sanitizers by LordsBattleAxe(m): 9:11pm On Mar 12, 2020
cRobo:
Nothing special here

89% ethanol,

Nigerians lack readily available resources otherwise they would have been the most Inventful people on earth


I won't say a word
89 percent ethanol is too much for hand sanitization. Alcohol at that conc dehydrates the skin. For your homemade alcohol sanitizer, mix 70 percent of alcohol with 30 percent of water
PoliticsRe: Temitope Adunni Akinsanya: House Built By MC Oluomo's Wife by LordsBattleAxe(m): 5:40pm On Jan 24, 2020
viyon02:
If a thug boss can have a beautiful house just like this and a professor will find it had to build, Now tell me the value of academic achievement in this country.
For every successful agbero, there are a million others who can't boast of a few thousands. The value of educational achievements will never go down - it stands the test of time.. Which is better - a flash in the pan or a legacy
Web MarketRe: UPDATED: How Any Dummy Can Make Money Writing Online by LordsBattleAxe(m): 12:23am On Dec 19, 2019
Uniquedee:
Not everyone has the time to sit and source for info thats why we have something called outsourcing..
And while others are taking advantage of people's busuness to make money you're there doubting.. And well am sure you have a 8am to 5pm job...hmmm..
And for you to think you've said something reasonable is just so disgraceful. Look at my post, read it carefully, and break down into syllables in order for your reasoning to catch up
. Perhaps, you might understand.
Web MarketRe: UPDATED: How Any Dummy Can Make Money Writing Online by LordsBattleAxe(m): 3:01pm On Mar 05, 2019
To all who might fall for this pipe dream, there's no two-way to become a writer. Research and get all the information you need. For a start, research on the basic structure of writing an article, then move on to punctuation and transitional phrases.
Web MarketRe: UPDATED: How Any Dummy Can Make Money Writing Online by LordsBattleAxe(m): 2:57pm On Mar 05, 2019
Emmy9ite:
That's one of my students.

Because you can't do it doesn't make it false.

Come and learn.
lol

Keep up the delusion. Using article spinner doesn't make you a writer. It's people like you that damage the rep of credible writers. Anyway, whatever rocks your boat, and good luck to your students.
Web MarketRe: UPDATED: How Any Dummy Can Make Money Writing Online by LordsBattleAxe(m): 10:46pm On Mar 04, 2019
Writing a 1,000 word article in 10 minutes? Well done sir! Stop selling false dreams. Anyone who wants to become a better writer can source for information online.
InvestmentRe: Learn How To Create Standard Admob Clicking Applications by LordsBattleAxe(m): 11:15pm On Feb 01, 2019
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