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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › The Sugar Mummy Palaver by lordthunderbolt(op): 8:53am On May 26, 2015 |
Like seriously all the guys acting like agents are either too broke or they lie too much to understand that if you represent someone who is rich, you should present yourself too as a representative they will ask you to pay up before service and when you do so, they either not pick your calls again or block you on whatsapp! truth is sugar mummies don't exist if they actually did, some guys here could have caught a handful of them.....stop digging for a lost eldorado or the sweet enchanting utopia! These things don't exist! only in your imagination and the scanners uses it on their addicts before you argue it is true please do the service without asking people to pay for it. ...or worst still stand at the gate and collect your money after it is done |
| Literature › Re: Pls Acess My Poem (nostalgia Of Gods Love) by lordthunderbolt(m): 1:15pm On May 21, 2015 |
The page is jumpy....its nice though...seriously you have a nice story....its good. ..but try to make the rhymes flow with the message. ..keep growing. ...A bigger you.... |
| Literature › Re: Poem. ....pgej My Hero...within And Without... by lordthunderbolt(op): 10:44pm On May 20, 2015 |
yea....come Home.....so that people of Nigeria insulting you today will know your worth...... |
| Literature › Poem. ....pgej My Hero...within And Without... by lordthunderbolt(op): 9:57pm On May 20, 2015 |
My brother, eerie lover I gave all for your cover I won't expose, I could cower Tommorrow is a terrible leper Who knows? How you will be my brother? I love you like my life What you like attracts strife This rumours keep raging rife My brother, soul lover Sleep robber Dangerous lover Peaceful fever Slippery lover, eely brother Hardened lather, tricky leather Soul lover...free giver My lost brother... Come home...For you we gather... Forget the matter...let settle and prosper |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Sugar Mummy by lordthunderbolt(m): 9:19am On May 18, 2015 |
I need one let's talk through whatsapp and don't ask me to pay for the services. ...I can only pay you when it is confirmed tested and delivered....or you chat me up here 08064447793 this is to show that you are serious and it's not scam....any other story apart from the terms is scam so you please forget it ...waiting for you at whatsapp |
| Literature › Poem....before I Think Of Biafra....nigeria I've Seen Enough! by lordthunderbolt(op): 10:20am On May 17, 2015 |
This poetry is a slight reaction to the house of representative deal on PIB. ...The truth about this country is that some law makers who has never gone to this affected oil communities sit down in abuja to determine the fate of just a few in the country who they think they could control....its pathetic what this oil communities suffer....If only they could go to some of this places they could have a think before making some laws which could lead to the disintegration of this country I gave my all to humanity It seemed I gave enmity I gave my peace to conflict Broken families and cruel children spits I learnt my voice to oppression Many wills suffered depression I spoke loud in sunrise My image suffered many dark nights For every ill I rebuked A thousand dictators arose I spoke against tribalism and ethnicity Other tribes spoke of conquered territories I spoke for unity Their actions suggested anarchy I spoke of environmental degradation I spoke of depravation and society exacerbation They saw a common wealth of a nation The more they spoke nigeria I was forced to remember Biafra! There is more hope in resource control They said we are leeches We are few They can trample with shoes How can a few Detect our cue? I am Niger delta... I have been stung in the stew |
| Phones › Re: Airtel Users Get 400mb For Free by lordthunderbolt(m): 8:12am On May 16, 2015 |
Samyj247:how did you know that the 400mb was added to your account I kept loading the mb but never knew where it was going should I stop should I keep dialling |
| Literature › Poem....don't Divorce Yet. .....don't! ! by lordthunderbolt(op): 1:46am On May 14, 2015 |
Every body must keep to the ills Of partnership and wills Forget the regret after the bliss Don't divorce! Don't hiss Careful scrutiny should have been made Before you married the maid Why are you afraid of the bed? You acquired for your beard? Before you grew tired and frustrated I hope you didn't poison the hated? The blame is always on the under rated Whose opinion is not to be debated Before you leave what is your proof? Change your attitude and reproof Gag some habits in a waterproof And watch bliss return with a shiny hoof |
| Politics › Re: Why I Am Owing 13 Months' Salary - Okorocha by lordthunderbolt(m): 11:31pm On May 06, 2015 |
millionaireman:to me Okorocha is just the governor of orlu zone....He has abandoned okigwe zone and owerri zone. ...maybe because orlu is the largest...when it comes to population.....He just does stupid China roads...that dual lane in orlu is laughable....He created one big road and then started moulding blocks to divide the road....its shameful. ...Please until you enter this places....stop praising rochas he is a scam 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Why I Am Owing 13 Months' Salary - Okorocha by lordthunderbolt(m): 10:19pm On May 06, 2015 |
Fir all of you rochas apologist I can proudly Announce to you that rochas is owing 2 months salary....I am working in general hospital mbaise.....rochas is owing seriously and for the free education scam going on in imo I will say that imo will produce morons after 8 years....reasons are simple. ...The free eduction ain't working....schools now depend on youth corp members to teach and that's corp members are not paid.......so what do you expect. ..teachers uses igbo to teach their student. ...forget owerri go deeper into the villages. ...you will see wonders....I am living in imo and not from imo....Okorocha is a scam....I can't have him for a governor 3 Likes |
| Literature › Prof Koffi Awoonor.....poem Of Memoirs by lordthunderbolt(op): 10:42am On May 05, 2015 |
Hey! Pacy hunter I thought you were my brother You are dark like 'our' mother Should I be afraid of this banter? Awoonor! Awoonor! Run like the panther The earth is really a peaceful matter No longer afraid to hold your anger Embrace the friendly hunger They could gloat for whatever wickedness This killings in Africa is too mindless Is this really poverty or illiterate redress? Religious or political harness? Al-shabab!!! You have murdered Scattered and plundered All those you have angered Families weeping the unfathered All of us will someday kiss the earth There is always a redress on your death Which I'm sure one day, will be red You will be laid on a burial bed We won't breathe the dust forever If you scatter pellets, will it be forever? There is a season to lose, evil diva Sullen act of wickedness on a lame river All of you together is a shortage to Awoonor Kenyatta and Mahama is it yet uhuru? Sun of shaka Zulu Smile on us! Forget this shabab burrow Who has nothing to offer our world But deceit of religion on a defenceless mall Women and children buried in a hall Writing long history of hatred on a cold wall And painted our Awoonor on a graffiti Bragging infamy for countries to writ To mourn a man who went to read wit Covered in emotionless wreathe Our earth is stained again Awoonor This religion is a provoking donor Of grief instead of honour What did we get? Bloodied Awoonor Legacy has been stained again What is your gain? For gunning defenceless men in a rain... Just to gloat? And inflict pain  Rest in utopia with the utopians Cursed remains those fallopians That bore those barbarians May they all die in defiance In memory of Prof. Koffi Awoonor |
| Poems For Review › Poem....who Cares??????? by lordthunderbolt(op): 7:37pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
No one really cares Naccicist sphere We all breathe air Names and monuments Who really cares ??The strife is for wealth Perhaps in death You may have a name Who knows the poor Hassan? All his experimental design Manoeuvring cows in the land His battles with thieves behind Who really cares! Who knows Emeka What of Rebecca! Her struggle to trade silk His fake products In a bid to make an original Who knows his name ??His products produced in Aba Is labeled made in China Who really cares Who really cares?? Our helpers are armed with cameras The confession is for new customers who really cares ?Who will help without asking? Who cares for the sick and dying Who pays for the poor and their heirlings Who really cares Who does? You or me The politicians or the thieves? The cameras or the deeds? Who cares.... Nobody Just a quest for names Who does |
| Poems For Review › POEM. ..the Old Club Memoirs by lordthunderbolt(op): 6:23pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
A voice stays caged in my soul Moments served In a hole Alcohols and wild dances and the show Those moments still rove Blind youth in me cry wild The beats spoke home Where youth dined smoke Young women swayed bones Still wild but old with sticks He nods and tap away from graceful streak How youth soon flee it's peak Lost in memories he paused Betty blue the gal with the horse Danced and immersed in brine of booze How weak she lay When youth flees another voice speak hoarse In somber woods deep in the heart Wild animals speak through calm minds And all caged in youth Spent on party and drugs Regrets eats walking sticks Reason prevails the weak Who with sober eyes Recalls the lengthy youth Wriggled in beats Dissolved in the violent fumes The stank odours from putrid pores The drips of sweat from veteran whores Repentant frogs Experimental hogs All that remains is the youth Soaked in a caged voice in the old The regrets and self amuse afternoon Rocking chairs And the matric fumes reminds It surely reminds The youth And how we spent it |
| Technology Market › Re: Like New Samsung Galaxy Note 4 **SOLD** by lordthunderbolt(m): 6:32pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
I have the note 3 and will like to exchange with note 4 with some cash am in imo....how do we do it |
| Technology Market › Re: Samsung Note 3 For Sale by lordthunderbolt(m): 6:30pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
I have a note 3 I want to swap with a note 4 are you interested. ..With some added cash |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Nigerians Injured In South Africa's Xenophobic Attacks by lordthunderbolt(m): 1:28pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
For some of you dim wit idiots here be berating Peter obi please Peter obi owns grand malt heroes beer......He is an entrepreneur per excellence .....that man was made before he entered politics after politics he is still made .......One thing I discovered on nairaland is people who have the privilege of a phone and a keypad insults men who could buy out their existence 4 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Writers Of All Time. by lordthunderbolt(m): 1:05pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
The list is very wrong what of flora nwakpa,fagunwa,ola rotimi ? please .....restructure the list and for the guy saying that chinua achebe was fraud I will say please read his poetry and other works of art have you read no longer at ease....arrow of God ....Please chinua is the greatest followed by wole. ....Please do something about this list it's wrong |
| Politics › Re: Jega Summons Imo REC As Voters Protest Guber Poll by lordthunderbolt(m): 12:24pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
I am currently living in mbaise.....seriously am not from imo state but I think rochas should go....rochas killed school of nursing in aboh mbaise and then uprooted the school to orlu and apart from that he is trying very hard to uproot general hospital in aboh and ezinhitte mbaise by trying to build a new one since 3 and a half years ago ....roads in mbaise are abandoned and the roads are scary .....to me rochas cares about orlu zone only. ...well opinions everywhere I think rochas is fraud ..... 4 Likes |
| Poems For Review › POEM: Truths And Delusion by lordthunderbolt(op): 11:40pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
The hands that share me tea Share more tear The shoes of fear strides stripes strip strong shear The courts spoke many sins The chilling voices of the seas Serpents snarling snapping ease Traits of treachery Stings traitors like archery Betrayers and leachery Traps like poisonous pastry The hands who serve me with smiles Their Hearts are a million miles Their fantasies are evil and vile Turn coats slithering piles Their joy is the grief And pain eternal relieve Their imagination is a lipid disease Our hands. ....Our own hands Dig deeper than our corruption |
| Literature › Re: POEM: Pursuit Of Futility by lordthunderbolt(op): 7:41pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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| Technology Market › Photocopier In Uyo Akwa Ibom For Sale by lordthunderbolt(op): 12:18pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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| Literature › Re: POEM: Pursuit Of Futility by lordthunderbolt(op): 11:15pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Pacesetter4lyf:my flow is simple....Why do men blame women for all their woes ? in pursuit of the beautiful ones .....They lost the essence of having a woman....... |
| Literature › POEM: Pursuit Of Futility by lordthunderbolt(op): 6:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
In pursuit of beauty They lost the taste of a good woman In pursuit of societal acceptance They lost the grace of a woman In the fear of deceit They saw lost receipts In the quest for blames They saw a willing tool In the vestices of an innocent woman A tool of love is stained in shame A sceptre of peace Is swept by the breeze what did we ever do ?What was our fault? ?Are we not sorry enough ??In the beauty lies a distortion In the peace of our joy Lies the ineptitude of the tears While the general fear of our beauty Is maligned by the few who are rusty Beloved lies in me The sceptre of joy and the pain of every woman |
| Politics › Re: Anxiety As Judge Adjourns Suit To Stop Buhari Till Today. by lordthunderbolt(m): 8:59am On Mar 25, 2015 |
Will the judge be corrupt and let this confusion of perjury continue? buhari will jail all the corrupt people so said his fans! but now they are threatening us with fans if violence. ....and I ask....is Mr integrity really not corrupt? ? if you cannot allow the rule of law to prevail.....then this country stands divided and at last to your tents o Israel |
| Literature › Poem: Americanised Africanised Bullies by lordthunderbolt(op): 10:43am On Mar 24, 2015 |
Soon reality became my swastika I thought bullies only dwelled in Africa Until I left the shores to America One slap erased my mascara Another one exorcised my shakara It possible to confused amala with Amara The movies didn't help the ankara Fine houses filled with Akara Would be my meal nsuto nkara Soon the bullies came both male and female Some darker some pale Their very culture started to impale The African in me became for sale! Two weeks out of my village My accent is now a versace Fashion of the facade Others I see the retard Bullies everywhere even in our backyard Cultural shock for the retards who don't believe in the African rise Bullies everywhere....what a tide! |
| Poems For Review › POEM: Battles Of The Mind.... by lordthunderbolt(op): 12:05pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Where will I pitch my tent? Will be tall fair purple or black!? Tall short medium or slack? Slice big large flat buttocks? All of them got butts Will it be the one that greet good morning After the eating and drinking will there be moaning? All of them comes with mornings will it be the beautiful shy, always running? Where will I gather my village? A four star pillage? Or a simple green terrace Which of them will give me the courage And will never be afraid of my rage? Which of them can build a broken image? Who will look only at my garage Those people who only see the mirage And spits on simple adage Who will share my tent ?For once I sing And the heavens quip It has been signed By then it going to be a long way With my precious Whosoever she is..... |
| Literature › Re: POEM: Deep Things That Plague My Night by lordthunderbolt(op): 8:40am On Mar 20, 2015 |
EverestdeBliu:thanks deawie.....I thought everyone concludes that way and that makes our readers happy. ....but this time I choosed to make them sad on the ills of the country while framing up Africa.....Thanks for your advise am happy you contributed thanks am grateful |
