Lordthunderbolt's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Lordthunderbolt's Profile › Lordthunderbolt's Posts
Botragelad:They want to save face without looking stupid and they can't hide both |
Maxikenna:Do it free You will not die |
Insultme: |
Oyetola did not pay you after 4 months You guys are just cannon fodders You were warned You all know you were speedily employed just for election purposes |
ogbiwa:Russia is winning and they are creating a deep fake This tells your the summary of what is going on in Ukraine Ukraine is resisting |
You cannot summon a former president to testify of issues that happened during his time Thnse things he did are classified There are states secret your cannot hear of But APC wants olisa for another pursue Your opinion is Laddened with emotions and it's pathetic |
REQUIEM Requiem was a solemn word Pipes and assorted drinks for all Songs and horns Purpose for such is gone so is the word Hearse and tears Are for those who truly mourn The crowd come for the after fun From those who mourn Beers and smoke Ancestral levies Experimental traditional opportunities for those whom they wish to levy Requiem was a solemm word For every dust Is a jubilant few Who know their business would be good For every tear drop Is another's meal ticket Another's struggles Another's celebrations Requiem is for a celebration Regardless Of impact and socialisation Else the society will see you as too different Marriages and a birth Should men celebrate not death! For death is the end of all things! Celebrate life Celebrate the living! For the dead is no more of this world! Pharm Odudu Samuel Akpaete |
you want to hang out? Take me round this city |
sokoto is boring
whose in? |
akwa ibom state has signed this law as at far back 2013....correct me if I am wrong |
where is your location
I need you to chat me up
I have a note 3 and would love to get a 4
but what is wrong with it
chat me up on whatsapp 08064447793 |
I sincerely believe that this dream is possible. we call you Governor Kaslas for a reason and someday words as powerful tools always comes to pass... I must to be your commissioner o |
08064447793 |
This is lagos A city of peace in a thousand chaos A city of plastic tins and many tin gods Rising stars and fallen albatross Welcome to a city of angels and demons Fair weather friends and abominations Those who have grapes and sour lemons Those who never abandon A land of many task masters Waters filled with lurking disasters Over riped gutters filled with adorable adulterers Many ladies over coloured in mascaras! All hail the gods of iron that creak the roads! The countless wails of their crispy boats The stinking sweats struggling with the over worn coats Packaged illiterates toiling and cursing on their yellow throats! A land of freedom in slavery! Mean souls with extreme savagery A loving mother cuddling a hopeful imagery Everybody is rich in lagos is the painful summary! Lagos is like a promiscuous bride! Calling everyone and tossing all her suitors aside! Lagosians have lived with her pains beside From the deep slumps of Ikorodu to the Lekki sea side The bright side If you have never been to lagos besides You would have to feel it's pulse on the inside Many souls whose lives are spent in buses and pent houses The countless sound booths wailing on the dark streets Folks dance away their sorrows with the jazz beats While people shake their violent butts with impending deceit These are the daily lives of the scythe and the elites They are men who feel like gods who would never die Hard-hearted men with fearsome pot bellies like flies Sexual predators with ritual sacrifices whom many authorities cannot defy The ugly side of the coveted beautiful bride Hard working men who with sweat have toiled Some have seen the day and night boiled Some whom benevolent spirits have their kernels cracked And those whom the gods have forgotten and soiled A city of a thousand voices and solvent screams Buried In ecstacy and groans in a geiser of screens Pantomime characters mincing and menacingly extremes A City of many progresses and aborted dreams Our society has refused to listen to the voices of those who have lost Neither the voices of those who are lost These voices sum up the brutal cost Of living in a land mixed with lust and exhaust Words will never define all the happenings in this land From otodo-gbame to Victoria island We can only say the few and their brand Forgive if you haven't been mentioned those mentioned are popular demand Lagos is the only possession for the very many All they ever have and all they hope is in this genie They cannot leave this city nor go back to aunty jennie who have more properties than them living in this city Lagos is the dream cast for those with talents Dreams fantasy to those who are resilient Those whom with only two pairs of clothes have vowed accomplishments They are the owners of lagos and all her enrichment The endless opportunities The endless wretched communities The frustrating ambiguities Is the hall mark of lagos countless abnormalities You cannot exist in this city except you are partially insane It's not a city where folks fear disdain When the time is right men act as though on cocaine And the ladies many who beat up men Sweet lagos they said and they took me on a plane The tall buildings and their alluring window pane The beautiful cars and the endless complain Loan sharks who crawl lagos to deceive with mysterious chains I have spent myself marking this city loan sharks pray for victims in their kitty Pretend to have pity Then arraign you in a torrents of activity Pharm Odudu Akpaete |
Dino has been served the change he campaigned and voted for! more folks who aided this evil government would get theirs either through their families or their fathers friend everyone will be served |
Dino has been served the change he campaigned and voted for! more folks who aided this evil government would get theirs either through their families or their fathers friend everyone will be served |
texazzpete:how does it correct the mistake I raised? your bipolar issues needs attention stop embarrassing yourself get off my mention |
texazzpete:do you even know the difference between a pharmacist and a patent medicine vendor? you see why you need to know the difference before you disgrace yourself ? |
please learn to recognise a pharmacist from a patent medicine shop AKA chemist op please change it to chemist I am a pharmacist and when I opened this thread I realised you got it all wrong change the topic abeg! pharmacist are honourable people |
November 25th
08064447793 |
Na okwu n'eso akùkó nke taa.. . He screams,"My people!! my people!!" They replied, "My governor! My governor!!" He screams again, "I will provide Factory Factory Factory!" "Industry Industry Industry!!" They screech in wide circles with their Okada!! Dance around him! He loves okada riders! He jumps down from his luxurious ride, hops into a Keke jus laidat.. Waaawu!! The boys nearby screams, "chaiii negodu humility.. Nwoke di humble".. The Keke takes him through Douglas road, he looks at Douglas House with the edge of his eyes.. Keke moves on, towards Ekeukwu Owerri.. he doesn't want the mobile police escort and DSS, he prefers the Owerri Youths around him.. Umu Owerri are the most peaceful youths in Africa and beyond!.. Along Douglas, he sees market women under sun, sun that can bake a 5 step cake before 2:00pm.. He jumps down, Oshodi conductor style.. Once an agbero, nwanne always an agbero! He sits on a stool amidst them, the women are shocked. He tells them the fairy tale of how he used roast corn and plantain in Jos! Takes a hand fan, the corn pops.. Women jump into ecstasy.. Ube ya eruo la.. He takes one cob and one pear, pays N2000 for a piece that should be N50, takes a bite, turns to the lad selling "pure water".. "Why should he be on the street selling water?" He says! "When I can build 5 schools per kindred in one day!".. Ishi agbakashia ha.. They chant again, now with a song.. Owelle Owelle Owelle ka anyi ga eso Ma ò ga eje eje Ma ò ga aló aló Owelle ka anyi ga eso!! . They raise his hands.. He allows them to touch him.. But he still patronized the boy, buys a sachet, over pays again.. Another destiny is unintentionally mortgaged.. . Next, he will feign tears whenever he saw the old and pensioners.. This man loves his people.. They don't want Ikedi Ohakim again, he is too administrative, he doesn't come to play on sand like this one.. And.. They voted and riglected him into Douglas house.. Fast forward to now.. Convoy grew, from a few to a chain.. Okada was first hit.. vam! They were sent packing.. Keke clapped... Husbands saw no salaries, contractors were scammed with state apparatuses and the aged were forced to sign away 60% of their pension.. Women were forced to trade harder and help their families survive. He razed down the market.. Why? The youths sell drugs in the market.. Unu ahu kwa la nu eshi eshi.. The once loving and peaceful Umu Owerri.. Youths ran out from school. There is no 'R' in the FREE education, it is now FEE education! Skill-less youths, took up Keke driving, they were labelled miscreants. Keke today, vam!!. Why?? They asked again.. "to increase patronage for Imo Air".. Anyi efuola finally. Incomprehensible and uncompleted projects littered up and down, courtesy of MY FAMILY! MY FAMILY!!.. No more my people, my people.. The "FACT" left Factory and "ST" replaced it.. Naa STORY Imo people end up with. Then the unity of the youths were broken, he brought Ohajis to fight Owerri. Oguta to fight Agwa.. Otu obi.. vam!! The old and young resolved to call on Amadioha.. Anyi ala la to 1430BC. Famine and curse is upon the land.. Courtesy of one of the evil products of PDP vs APC.. Aha ya bu Rochas Okorocha aka OkoroAwusa. written by Bishop Edwin |
FRSC RASCALITY ON NIGERIAN ROADS Today coming back from Umauhia one officer of FRSC that works in ikot ekpene division with the name EDEN W.D on his name tag. Wit tag number 702091143 Held a bus with ALL STATE MASS TRANSPORT! with passengers which I was among! Impounded our bus which I had no issues with! This man drove us all along ikot Ekpene Obot akara road all In the name of speed limiting certificate People of God have vehicles been impounded because of that yet! We wanted money and we turned him down! I want justice served on that officer! With unreported rascality is the reason our country is not working Keep sharing this message I need justice on that officer He is married and chocolate in complexion It's time to report this guy's enough of this nonsense on this country This are the corrupt elements spoiling the federal road safety! let's share this until justice is done |
NIGERIAN SINKHOLE We are sorry Nigeria For all the hysteria Our ancestors malaria Has cursed us with paranoia Our fore fathers Sold hate to their brothers Who were hurt by strangers Who they helped from the panthers Ever since Dan fodio spilled blood Our land has been filled by blood thirsty hoardes Our fathers sold their children for snuff The others sold all their lineage for salt! We are sorry Nigeria for all the dishonesty Even if we try to do things honestly Our conscience fries every hope of chastity It's not of our making to uphold pure honesty! We have failed to develop our lands The few who try,steal from the poorest in the land They build their mansions and become popular demand While their oppressors only offer Libation to the gods underground We are a city filled with curses! Wicked men with few purses While they aimlessly try to repel this evil forces They boast of how wicked they have been to others cases While we look to America and Europe! We've tied our peace to a strange rope Our dances to this foreign cultural troupe Betrays the very creativity our fore fathers held as hope! No race is as resilient as Nigerians! Our civilised elite are the monsters and barbarians! Who taught us impunity mixed in religious for puritanians Religious folks yet fickle Nigerians We are sorry for trusting our oppressors! Our leaders side with the very puveryors Our cultural heritage! The ancient plan with the surveyor Lost to the greed of our first ancestors No country hates it's citizens like Nigeria! If the jets don't bomb you! The police will create hysteria If the army don't shoot protesters The navy will kill traditional distillers! We are sorry Nigeria Where we celebrate political thieves And shame hard work because they are not from your place! We allow ethnic bigots to determine the barometer of excellence While these frustrated brains weep! We all suffer with our teeths Am sorry Nigeria! I wished you could call me Liberia! Or celebrate me like Monrovia Yet you choose to make me look like Nigeria! Am sorry Nigeria You have sold every item of justice! While you seek peace! Where there is justice isn't there peace? While you look for peace after you miss! Am sorry I am a Nigerian Wishing things were eligaritarian But our masters of deceit are the evil praetorian That has sold love for ethnic circadian I am not from your tribe But I am a Nigerian! See me as that Not your ethnic judgements! I am a Nigerian! Not Nyamiri Not Uneghe Not Afonja Not an infidel! Pure of blood Different in acts Soft in heart Livened with audacity I am that Nigeria of your dreams That unbelievable dream I am that dream That Nigeria of your dream The dream away from the oppression Armed forces brutality Religious crisis and ethnic segregation! That is my Nigeria! We are sorry For all these dreams Are just in my head When I wake! The horrors are the daily nightmares! Pharm odudu Akpaete 08064447793 |
why should they even steal in the first place! ??do you know how the owners of those items stolen would feel? I support it seriously if you can't afford work hard and get it if you want to steal get ready for whatever comes to you I support jungle justice after extracting the truth after all the police would collect bail from them and it gets worse after that those guys would even tell you there's nothing the police would do than to let them go again |
GEJ was celebrated yesterday in Sokoto and today they want to smear him sometimes I wonder all the probes from may 2015 how many results have we achieved? it's just a smear campaign but we won't take it hahaha don't be scared Jonathan is not coming back |
?