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Foreign AffairsRe: Lebanese Army To Deploy 10,000 Troops In Southern Lebanon. by lordthunderbolt(m): 1:50pm On Nov 27, 2024
Botragelad:
Haha. Why do islamists lie to themselves? 😂
How can any sane person see letter A, and call it B. By the way, what did hezbollah achieve after months of firing rockets into Israel? 🤷‍♂️

They are being pushed back right now, which means they are at their lowest compared to October 8. Grab a book and educate yourself.
They want to save face without looking stupid and they can't hide both
PoliticsRe: Tajudeen Abass Elected Speaker Of The House Of Representatives by lordthunderbolt(m): 11:01am On Jun 13, 2023
Maxikenna:
Money Dey politics and football. Omo money Dey footballing contents o. Do you know you can reupload viral videos to YouTube and make money? Let me teach you everything you need to know. I charge 1k. See my bio for WhatsApp
Do it free
You will not die
TravelRe: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by lordthunderbolt(m): 10:18am On Mar 15, 2023
Insultme:
This is a true life story and it's really a long epistle, so take your time to read it. Insults and advice are welcomed as well.

There is this girl we're dating in Nigeria, which I intend to Marry though eventually. It started that I got my student visa in Nov 2021, so instead of me coming alone and leaving her alone back home, I decided to get Married to her same Nov 2021 and same year I did my house warming, that was in December. So she moved in to my house and I traveled for my Masters in January 2022.

So I came in alone to put everything in place, renting apartment and starting my studies. It was really an heculeous task, my eyes see shege as I was unable to pass through verification / affordability check, so I had to offer 6 month upfront before I was later considered. By end of January, she started with she is feeling lonely and can't stay alone in the house, so I started processing her visa February and I went back to Nigeria during Easter to bring her myself, just to avoid unnecessary wàhálà at the POE.



Tell her you have a vacation together
Bring her back to Nigeria and end it here
And go back to England

Don't fight about it just act
PoliticsRe: Osun: Teachers Recruited By Oyetola But Sacked By Adeleke Stage Protest by lordthunderbolt(m): 11:44am On Feb 14, 2023
Oyetola did not pay you after 4 months

You guys are just cannon fodders
You were warned

You all know you were speedily employed just for election purposes
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Created A Deepfake Video Of Zelensky Asking Ukrainian Troops To Surrender by lordthunderbolt(m): 1:47pm On Mar 21, 2022
ogbiwa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X17yrEV5sl4
I know the video is 3 days old but still shocking

An amateurish deepfake video of Volodymyr Zelensky surrendering to Russia has been laughed off by experts.

The clip shows the Ukrainian president speaking from his lectern as he calls on his troops to lay down their weapons and give in to Putin's invading forces.

The deepfake has been widely circulated on Russian social media and was even planted by hackers on live TV on Ukraine and on a news site before it was taken down.

Internet users immediately flagged the discrepancies between the skin tone on Zelenskiy's neck and face, the odd accent in the video, and the pixelation around his head.

Ukraine 24, which was targeted by the trolls, said it was the work of 'enemy hackers'.

While the clumsy misinformation attempt is unlikely to fool anyone, it has raised concerns about a new front in the information war.

There are fears Russia could flood social media with similar videos hoping to discredit official information put out by Ukraine.

Nina Schick, the author of Deepfakes, said the video looked like 'an absolutely terrible faceswap,' referring to programs that can digitally graft one person's face onto another's body.

Two weeks ago, Ukraine's military intelligence agency put out a short video alerting the country to the danger of deepfakes, alleging that the Kremlin was preparing a stunt involving one.

The Russian Embassy in Washington did not immediately return a message seeking comment.

Schick called the fake Zelenskiy video 'very crude,' but warned that the it was a matter of time before the technology became more accessible.

'Expect fakes like this to become easier to produce while appearing highly authentic,' she said.

Mounir Ibrahim, who works for Truepic, a company which roots out online deepfakes, told The Daily Beast: 'The fact that it's so poorly done is a bit of a head-scratcher. You can clearly see the difference — this is not the best deepfake we've seen, not even close.'

'As we start seeing more and more cheap fakes, deepfakes flood the zone, it's going to desensitise people and allow bad actors to allege, "Nothing is real on the ground, you can't trust anything".'

Zelensky has responded to the fake video of himself, telling supporters: 'We are defending our land, our children, our families. So we don't plan to lay down any arms. Until our victory.'

The move is part of the disinformation war, which has seen Russia conceal its casualties, claim Ukraine started the war and is committing atrocities against its own people.

On Thursday, defence secretary Ben Wallace hit out at Russian 'dirty tricks' after he and Home Secretary Priti Patel were targeted by an impostor posing as the Ukrainian prime minister.

The Defence Secretary spent 10 minutes on a Microsoft Teams call with a man claiming to be Oleksiy Honcharuk, who asked about British policy and eventually urged him to shout slogans.

Mr Wallace, who revealed the deception in a Tweet, said he became suspicious and terminated the call after 'several misleading questions'.

The move is part of the disinformation war, which has seen Russia conceal its casualties, claim Ukraine started the war and is committing atrocities against its own people.

On Thursday, defence secretary Ben Wallace hit out at Russian 'dirty tricks' after he and Home Secretary Priti Patel were targeted by an impostor posing as the Ukrainian prime minister.

The Defence Secretary spent 10 minutes on a Microsoft Teams call with a man claiming to be Oleksiy Honcharuk, who asked about British policy and eventually urged him to shout slogans.

Mr Wallace, who revealed the deception in a Tweet, said he became suspicious and terminated the call after 'several misleading questions'.

His admission was followed by a similar one by Ms Patel, who said she was targeted earlier this week.

The level of sophistication involved in the hoax has convinced Government sources that it was a Russian plot.

The video call was set up after an email, purportedly sent from an aide at the Ukrainian embassy, was sent to a government department and then forwarded to the Ministry of Defence.

The call was set up and Mr Wallace was put through on Teams to the 'prime minister of Ukraine', posing with the country's flag behind him.

The Times reported that Mr Wallace was asked about the chances of UK warships going to the Black sea and whether Ukraine should get nuclear weapons or join Nato.

Senior Ministry of Defence sources fear Moscow may attempt to splice together Mr Wallace's comments in an attempt to embarrass him.

He has ordered an immediate inquiry to find out how the impostor was able to speak to him.

The Defence Secretary said it was a 'desperate attempt' but 'no amount of Russian disinformation, distortion and dirty tricks' could distract from the human rights abuses carried out during the invasion of Ukraine by Vladimir Putin's forces.

The photo below is a capture from the deepfake video

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10625935/amp/Experts-laugh-Kremlins-amateurish-deepfake-video-Zelensky-surrendering.html
Russia is winning and they are creating a deep fake

This tells your the summary of what is going on in Ukraine
Ukraine is resisting
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan Failed Olisa Metuh by lordthunderbolt(m): 7:46am On Feb 26, 2020
You cannot summon a former president to testify of issues that happened during his time
Thnse things he did are classified
There are states secret your cannot hear of

But APC wants olisa for another pursue
Your opinion is Laddened with emotions and it's pathetic
LiteratureRequiem by lordthunderbolt(op): 7:58pm On Nov 16, 2019
REQUIEM
Requiem was a solemn word
Pipes and assorted drinks for all
Songs and horns
Purpose for such is gone so is the word

Hearse and tears
Are for those who truly mourn
The crowd come for the after fun
From those who mourn

Beers and smoke
Ancestral levies
Experimental traditional opportunities
for those whom they wish to levy

Requiem was a solemm word
For every dust
Is a jubilant few
Who know their business would be good

For every tear drop
Is another's meal ticket
Another's struggles
Another's celebrations

Requiem is for a celebration
Regardless
Of impact and socialisation
Else the society will see you as too different

Marriages and a birth
Should men celebrate not death!
For death is the end of all things!
Celebrate life
Celebrate the living!
For the dead is no more of this world!

Pharm Odudu Samuel Akpaete
Dating And Meet-up ZoneWho Wants To Hang Out In Sokoto by lordthunderbolt(op):
you want to hang out?
Take me round this city
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hook Up Zone For Sokoto Singles by lordthunderbolt(m): 5:24pm On Sep 15, 2019
sokoto is boring whose in?
PoliticsRe: Governor Ishaku Signs Death Sentence For Kidnappers In Taraba by lordthunderbolt(m): 7:04pm On Jul 04, 2019
akwa ibom state has signed this law as at far back 2013....correct me if I am wrong
Technology MarketRe: ::::::::VOID::::::NULL::::CLOSED! by lordthunderbolt(m): 1:43pm On May 28, 2019
where is your location I need you to chat me up I have a note 3 and would love to get a 4 but what is wrong with it chat me up
on whatsapp 08064447793
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Politics by lordthunderbolt(m): 8:08am On Apr 07, 2019
I sincerely believe that this dream is possible.
we call you Governor Kaslas for a reason and someday words as powerful tools always comes to pass...
I must to be your commissioner o
Dating And Meet-up Zone3 Some by lordthunderbolt(op):
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by lordthunderbolt(m): 3:41pm On Sep 04, 2018
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Poems For ReviewL.A.G.O.S (Poetry) by lordthunderbolt(op): 8:26am On Aug 10, 2018
This is lagos
A city of peace in a thousand chaos
A city of plastic tins and many tin gods
Rising stars and fallen albatross


Welcome to a city of angels and demons
Fair weather friends and abominations
Those who have grapes and sour lemons
Those who never abandon


A land of many task masters
Waters filled with lurking disasters
Over riped gutters filled with adorable adulterers
Many ladies over coloured in mascaras!


All hail the gods of iron that creak the roads!
The countless wails of their crispy boats
The stinking sweats struggling with the over worn coats
Packaged illiterates toiling and cursing on their yellow throats!


A land of freedom in slavery!
Mean souls with extreme savagery
A loving mother cuddling a hopeful imagery
Everybody is rich in lagos is the painful summary!


Lagos is like a promiscuous bride!
Calling everyone and tossing all her suitors aside!
Lagosians have lived with her pains beside
From the deep slumps of Ikorodu to the Lekki sea side


The bright side
If you have never been to lagos besides
You would have to feel it's pulse on the inside
Many souls whose lives are spent in buses and pent houses


The countless sound booths wailing on the dark streets
Folks dance away their sorrows with the jazz beats
While people shake their violent butts with impending deceit
These are the daily lives of the scythe and the elites


They are men who feel like gods who
would never die
Hard-hearted men with fearsome pot bellies like flies
Sexual predators with ritual sacrifices whom many authorities cannot defy
The ugly side of the coveted beautiful bride


Hard working men who with sweat have toiled
Some have seen the day and night boiled
Some whom benevolent spirits have their kernels cracked
And those whom the gods have forgotten and soiled


A city of a thousand voices and solvent screams
Buried In ecstacy and groans in a geiser of screens
Pantomime characters mincing and menacingly extremes
A City of many progresses and aborted dreams


Our society has refused to listen to the voices of those who have lost
Neither the voices of those who are lost
These voices sum up the brutal cost
Of living in a land mixed with lust and exhaust


Words will never define all the happenings in this land
From otodo-gbame to Victoria island
We can only say the few and their brand
Forgive if you haven't been mentioned those mentioned are popular demand


Lagos is the only possession for the very many
All they ever have and all they hope is in this genie
They cannot leave this city nor go back to aunty jennie
who have more properties than them living in this city


Lagos is the dream cast for those with talents
Dreams fantasy to those who are resilient
Those whom with only two pairs of clothes have vowed accomplishments
They are the owners of lagos and all her enrichment


The endless opportunities
The endless wretched communities
The frustrating ambiguities
Is the hall mark of lagos countless abnormalities


You cannot exist in this city except you are partially insane
It's not a city where folks fear disdain
When the time is right men act as though on cocaine
And the ladies many who beat up men


Sweet lagos they said and they took me on a plane
The tall buildings and their alluring window pane
The beautiful cars and the endless complain
Loan sharks who crawl lagos to deceive with mysterious chains


I have spent myself marking this city
loan sharks pray for victims in their kitty
Pretend to have pity
Then arraign you in a torrents of activity


Pharm Odudu Akpaete
PoliticsRe: "Police Gassed Asthmatic Dino Melaye" — Senator Ben Murray-Bruce by lordthunderbolt(m): 3:25pm On Apr 30, 2018
Dino has been served the change he campaigned and voted for!
more folks who aided this evil government would get theirs either through their families
or their fathers friend everyone will be served
PoliticsRe: "Police Gassed Asthmatic Dino Melaye" — Senator Ben Murray-Bruce by lordthunderbolt(m): 3:25pm On Apr 30, 2018
Dino has been served the change he campaigned and voted for!
more folks who aided this evil government would get theirs either through their families
or their fathers friend everyone will be served
CrimeRe: 8-Year-Old Girl Sexually Abused By Pharmacist In Anambra (Photos) by lordthunderbolt(m): 7:09pm On Feb 01, 2018
texazzpete:
Kai, I am so embarrassed for you.
My comment was CLEARLY about you claiming all pharmacists were honorable. I pointed out to you what should have been painfully obvious; you should really only vouch for your own character. You went off on a tangent.

I am not to blame for your lack of comprehension skills, but I can help. Send me your address and I will immediately mail you my old copy of Queen Primer for you to brush up on written English. No need to thank me.

https://www.evanspublishers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/The-Queen-Primer.png
how does it correct the mistake I raised?
your bipolar issues needs attention

stop embarrassing yourself
get off my mention
CrimeRe: 8-Year-Old Girl Sexually Abused By Pharmacist In Anambra (Photos) by lordthunderbolt(m): 2:53pm On Feb 01, 2018
texazzpete:
You need to learn how to speak only for yourself.

I'm an Engineer. Many engineers are honorable. Many are crooks.
do you even know the difference between a pharmacist and a patent medicine vendor?

you see why you need to know the difference before you disgrace yourselfhuh?
CrimeRe: 8-Year-Old Girl Sexually Abused By Pharmacist In Anambra (Photos) by lordthunderbolt(m): 9:25am On Feb 01, 2018
please learn to recognise a pharmacist from a patent medicine shop AKA chemist


op please change it to chemist
I am a pharmacist and when I opened this thread I realised you got it all wrong

change the topic abeg!
pharmacist are honourable people
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: November Born Guys And Ladies by lordthunderbolt(m): 8:23pm On Nov 02, 2017
November 25th 08064447793
PoliticsRochas Okorocha In Owerri Fiasco by lordthunderbolt(op): 9:33am On Sep 04, 2017
Na okwu n'eso akùkó nke taa..
.
He screams,"My people!! my people!!"
They replied, "My governor! My governor!!"
He screams again, "I will provide
Factory Factory Factory!"
"Industry Industry Industry!!"
They screech in wide circles with their Okada!!
Dance around him! He loves okada riders!
He jumps down from his luxurious ride, hops into a Keke jus laidat.. Waaawu!!
The boys nearby screams, "chaiii negodu humility.. Nwoke di humble"..
The Keke takes him through Douglas road, he looks at Douglas House with the edge of his eyes.. Keke moves on, towards Ekeukwu Owerri.. he doesn't want the mobile police escort and DSS, he prefers the Owerri Youths around him.. Umu Owerri are the most peaceful youths in Africa and beyond!..
Along Douglas, he sees market women under sun, sun that can bake a 5 step cake before 2:00pm..
He jumps down, Oshodi conductor style.. Once an agbero, nwanne always an agbero!
He sits on a stool amidst them, the women are shocked. He tells them the fairy tale of how he used roast corn and plantain in Jos! Takes a hand fan, the corn pops.. Women jump into ecstasy.. Ube ya eruo la..
He takes one cob and one pear, pays N2000 for a piece that should be N50, takes a bite, turns to the lad selling "pure water".. "Why should he be on the street selling water?" He says!
"When I can build 5 schools per kindred in one day!".. Ishi agbakashia ha..
They chant again, now with a song..
Owelle Owelle
Owelle ka anyi ga eso
Ma ò ga eje eje
Ma ò ga aló aló
Owelle ka anyi ga eso!!
.
They raise his hands.. He allows them to touch him.. But he still patronized the boy, buys a sachet, over pays again.. Another destiny is unintentionally mortgaged..
.
Next, he will feign tears whenever he saw the old and pensioners.. This man loves his people.. They don't want Ikedi Ohakim again, he is too administrative, he doesn't come to play on sand like this one..
And..
They voted and riglected him into Douglas house..
Fast forward to now..
Convoy grew, from a few to a chain.. Okada was first hit.. vam!
They were sent packing.. Keke clapped...
Husbands saw no salaries, contractors were scammed with state apparatuses and the aged were forced to sign away 60% of their pension..
Women were forced to trade harder and help their families survive. He razed down the market.. Why? The youths sell drugs in the market.. Unu ahu kwa la nu eshi eshi..
The once loving and peaceful Umu Owerri..
Youths ran out from school. There is no 'R' in the FREE education, it is now FEE education!
Skill-less youths, took up Keke driving, they were labelled miscreants. Keke today, vam!!. Why?? They asked again.. "to increase patronage for Imo Air".. Anyi efuola finally.
Incomprehensible and uncompleted projects littered up and down, courtesy of MY FAMILY! MY FAMILY!!.. No more my people, my people..
The "FACT" left Factory and "ST" replaced it.. Naa STORY Imo people end up with.
Then the unity of the youths were broken, he brought Ohajis to fight Owerri. Oguta to fight Agwa.. Otu obi.. vam!!
The old and young resolved to call on Amadioha.. Anyi ala la to 1430BC.
Famine and curse is upon the land.. Courtesy of one of the evil products of PDP vs APC..
Aha ya bu Rochas Okorocha aka OkoroAwusa.

written by Bishop Edwin
CrimeI Want Justice On This Frsc Officer by lordthunderbolt(op): 5:10pm On Jun 24, 2017
FRSC RASCALITY ON NIGERIAN ROADS
Today coming back from Umauhia one officer of FRSC that works in ikot ekpene division with the name EDEN W.D on his name tag. Wit tag number 702091143
Held a bus with ALL STATE MASS TRANSPORT! with passengers which I was among!
Impounded our bus which I had no issues with!

This man drove us all along ikot Ekpene Obot akara road all In the name of speed limiting certificate
People of God have vehicles been impounded because of that yet!

We wanted money and we turned him down!

I want justice served on that officer!
With unreported rascality is the reason our country is not working

Keep sharing this message
I need justice on that officer

He is married and chocolate in complexion

It's time to report this guy's enough of this nonsense on this country

This are the corrupt elements spoiling the federal road safety!

let's share this until justice is done
LiteraturePoem - Nigeria Sinkhole by lordthunderbolt(op): 10:21pm On Jan 20, 2017
NIGERIAN SINKHOLE
We are sorry Nigeria
For all the hysteria
Our ancestors malaria
Has cursed us with paranoia


Our fore fathers
Sold hate to their brothers
Who were hurt by strangers
Who they helped from the panthers


Ever since Dan fodio spilled blood
Our land has been filled by blood thirsty hoardes
Our fathers sold their children for snuff
The others sold all their lineage for salt!


We are sorry Nigeria for all the dishonesty
Even if we try to do things honestly
Our conscience fries every hope of chastity
It's not of our making to uphold pure honesty!


We have failed to develop our lands
The few who try,steal from the poorest in the land
They build their mansions and become popular demand
While their oppressors only offer Libation to the gods underground


We are a city filled with curses!
Wicked men with few purses
While they aimlessly try to repel this evil forces
They boast of how wicked they have been to others cases


While we look to America and Europe!
We've tied our peace to a strange rope
Our dances to this foreign cultural troupe
Betrays the very creativity our fore fathers held as hope!


No race is as resilient as Nigerians!
Our civilised elite are the monsters and barbarians!
Who taught us impunity mixed in religious for puritanians
Religious folks yet fickle Nigerians


We are sorry for trusting our oppressors!
Our leaders side with the very puveryors
Our cultural heritage! The ancient plan with the surveyor
Lost to the greed of our first ancestors


No country hates it's citizens like Nigeria!
If the jets don't bomb you! The police will create hysteria
If the army don't shoot protesters
The navy will kill traditional distillers!


We are sorry Nigeria
Where we celebrate political thieves
And shame hard work because they are not from your place!
We allow ethnic bigots to determine the barometer of excellence
While these frustrated brains weep! We all suffer with our teeths


Am sorry Nigeria!
I wished you could call me Liberia!
Or celebrate me like Monrovia
Yet you choose to make me look like Nigeria!


Am sorry Nigeria
You have sold every item of justice!
While you seek peace!
Where there is justice isn't there peace?
While you look for peace after you miss!


Am sorry I am a Nigerian
Wishing things were eligaritarian
But our masters of deceit are the evil praetorian
That has sold love for ethnic circadian



I am not from your tribe
But I am a Nigerian!
See me as that
Not your ethnic judgements!


I am a Nigerian!
Not Nyamiri
Not Uneghe
Not Afonja
Not an infidel!


Pure of blood
Different in acts
Soft in heart
Livened with audacity


I am that Nigeria of your dreams
That unbelievable dream
I am that dream
That Nigeria of your dream


The dream away from the oppression
Armed forces brutality
Religious crisis and ethnic segregation!
That is my Nigeria!


We are sorry
For all these dreams
Are just in my head
When I wake! The horrors are the daily nightmares!


Pharm odudu Akpaete
08064447793
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CrimeRe: Jungle Justice: 13 Times Nigerians Went Too Far (photos) by lordthunderbolt(m): 9:26am On Nov 18, 2016
why should they even steal in the first place!huh??
do you know how the owners of those items stolen would feel?

I support it
seriously
if you can't afford work hard and get it
if you want to steal get ready for whatever comes to you

I support jungle justice after extracting the truth

after all the police would collect bail from them and it gets worse after that
those guys would even tell you there's nothing the police would do than to let them go again
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: We’ll Probe N2bn Ecological Fund Shared Under Jonathan by lordthunderbolt(m): 8:12am On Nov 18, 2016
GEJ was celebrated yesterday in Sokoto and today they want to smear him

sometimes I wonder all the probes from may 2015 how many results have we achieved?
it's just a smear campaign but we won't take it
hahaha
don't be scared Jonathan is not coming back

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