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giant stride

Esseite:
The more reason the west needs to align with the east...

Lagos would be de-mystified in event the country splits... obviously lagos would loose its popularity and value.

Population would reduce drastically... thereby, tax would go to the utmost low, IGR would reduce drastically also as other regions(countries) would seek self independence.
Development would go to the lowest as population has dropped and rents have crashed making it a less viable business.
The remaining populace would move to cheaper towns and cities as the tax generation would be too stringent for the remaining populace.

The springing industry in ogun state would go moribond as no buying populace.

south east (to many businesses with no buying power)
North.. (unneccessary population would bring about extreme poverty)

just the south south might survive but the area would be war torn.

Lets make Nigeria work, lets Restructure in a way everyone benefits and regions open up whatever they have to struggle to sustain rather than taking from A and spliting between ABCD.. it would only make BCD lazy.

What a surgical dissection!!!

EternalTruth:
lol nice one.
even if you fail woefully you can easily move on especially if you take weed

Even that too will pass

adegwurulez:
Prison break should have just ended in season 4 abeg. I don't see the point of bringing back the show just to rush us through it. I mean, watching the way they end scenes, one can't help but imagine if the producers were thinking "let's get this over with, abeg'.

I'm yet to see that wow factor we've come to associate the show with. That Eureka feeling you get when you finally figure out Michael's carefully crafted moves. The careful progression of esoteric ploys into clear reality. Bliss.

There was this episode mahone used calculations in mechanics to figure out Michael's location. He was like; " D.B cooper filled his tank by 7:am, left X into an unknown location to bury his money. He drove so and so car, which has a maximum speed of bla bla km/h. He returned to X town by 7pm meaning he spent 12hours on the road, 6hrs to and 6hrs fro. Distance = speed÷time = 67km. I want teams blocking all exits around a 67 km radius of town x. I was like shii!

And then that other episode where Michael did a viral video in which he was sending Sarah coded messages, messages that can only be decoded by reading a certain book they had in prison.

What about the episode where they were going to steal scila. That room had heat sensors, motion detectors and what have you not. Michael used hydrogen gas to regulate the room temperation and literally pulled a Chris angel to get to scila. I mean cheating temperature sensors and motion detectors. WOW.

Those are just few prison break WOW moments, something this season is terribly missing.

21void, as the writers want us to believe a a dreaded cell that controls the CIA. Up until the 8th episode, we're yet to see anything dreaded about 21void. Just a bunch of amateur assassins and a college professor. It can no way be compared with the almighty "COMPANY''.

Poseidon is yet to show us why he is so feared amongst security ranks and the season is already coming to and end.

I expect the next episode to walk us extensively through how Michael was able to find T-bags' son, how someone locked far away in the middle east was able to wire money for Theodore's treatments. We need answers. Unfortunately, the series would be hurriedly concluded, leaving us hanging.

Why bring the series back just to drop only 9 episodes? Why tell me you're going to cook my favorite food and then go ahead and hurriedly bring it down from the fire before it is properly cooked?

The good old days...

hmmm.



meanwhile...

quick recovery

probably he's always high on some drugs or something...





















codeine came to mind!

booked

Hate taken too far!

learned the height of insubordination..

U never see anything

He doesn't know the gravity of what he just said.

Shaking my head

publicity stunt

Lets see the outcome

Sinking ship!

in the year 1914, the highly 'intelligent' human mind has not only invented the LATE machine or the heat combustion engines. But guns, tanks, fire fighters and other sophisticated war fares. Technology in service of madness.

buygala:
"*When I say Nigerian vehicle, I don’t necessarily mean the whole thing*, but a vehicle designed specifically for the Nigerian populace. A vehicle in tune with the history, culture, environment and economic structure of the people "


Please can somebody help me explain this in simple terms....because I can't even see the sense in the above quote

"A vehicle in tune with the history, culture"........what the fvck is that supposed to mean?



*Modified

So I am seeing some very funny mentions

Some ostensibly enlightened persons here have refused to see beyond their noses and notice the emptiness of Jelani's rhetoric

Essentially their argument is that we have a history and culture of automobile abuse, poor maintenance culture as well as a history of heat ....Maybe heat is part of our culture as well. ....As for those talking about Aston Martin, Ferrari, culture of luxury and the American situation, I have nothing to say to them unless they can come and properly connect their stories to the present Jelani Situation

So Alhaji Jelani will design cars for us that will be in tandem with our 'history and culture' of carelessness, heat, short-cut repairs ...in short, Alhaji will give us cars we can mechanically rape and otherwise abuse without any harm coming to the car, our lives, as well as our dear history and culture of heat .....isn't that so brilliant?

Some even went ahead to talk about how abokiis prefer Honda while easterners prefer Mercedes Benz ....So in their minds, that means Nigerians have a culture of preferring Honda and mercedes, depending on what side of the Niger river they are on .....assuming but not conceding this is true, how does this relate to Jelani's situation? ....will he now design a hybrid 'honcedes' which will be a combination of Honda and mercedes as our national automobile? ....Last I checked, Toyota is the best selling brand in nigeria presently....pls how has Toyota attuned itself with our 'history and culture" to deserve such massive patronage ? ....

My point is.....Oga Jelani should go and sit down.....because if what all those educated dullards jumping in my mentions are saying is what he means, then he might as well design a Jelani Bicycle for us, all made of building rods and mouka foam.....at least we can abuse that one as much as our 'history and culture' allows, tamper with its parts, and still not be worried abt it over-heating


Just because someone has an exotic sounding Job title doesn't mean the rest of us are morons....Yes he is doing a good Job at General Motors. .but no thank you, there isn't much he can do that other auto manufacturers selling cars in nigeria haven't done ....And we have Innoson to look to, if at any point we wish for no particular reason to be patriotic and 'buy nigeria"

Ignorant, yet pompous.

Its quite obvious.. corruption is fighting back.

Interior minister should be axed.

there is no lynching in islam. if you take a proper examination, those that are good at it are those who cannot recite the qur'an with proper tajweed. they dnt even complete their five daily salawat, no understanding of the qur'an or ahadith. they are only good at shedding blood. MAY ALLAH CURE THEIR DISEASE (ignorance).

This is called palliative. which is a short term economy measure to ease the life of masses as the lobg term plan is takibg course. One thing I've come to understand with Nigerians is that we have this insatiable demand that no policy can satisfy. Whatever the government do must suffer resistance kudos to tribal and religion divide.

This government is determined to the diversification of the economy but u know this thing takes time. Investing in critical infrastructure like power and rail. So there has got to be a palliative to wet the ground periodically till we get there. Thats how macro economy works. But in a country where everything is viewed in the concave of ethnicity, everybody wanna shine!

4

Exhale...

caviet emptor.. will be back to give my verdict.

Upon all the efforts mr. president put up to tame this woman, her influence is still growing by the day.

fakeprophet:
If you trace these criminals and hoodlums very well,, u will discover that there are ebira, they are problem to us igala and okun

see ur life?

Earlier Today:
Terrorists, Kidnappers and Armed Robbers paraded alongside recovered ammunitions in Kogi State.

Suspected fleeing Boko Haram members, kidnappers, and robbers arrested by security agent joint operation from different arears in Kogi state.
One was arrested from Itape - Eika way that linked them to the camp of other criminals.
One of the criminal Abdulazizi from Irevuchinumi confessed how they kidnapped a man from Okengwe and received share of #50,000 out of the 3 million naira collected as ransoms from the victim. Also operated along Adogo's road and Agava road on robbery operation after been introduce to it last year.
The Eika attackers were among of those arrested and criminals from Obajana-Kabba junction, Osara along Dam, Irepeni and Abobo axis.
Recovered from them series of ammunitions and device to stop trackers from tracking them.

The Administrator of Ijumu Local Government Council has described Senator Dino Melaye as a bastard.

Taufiq, who is Kogi State ALGON Chairman, made this statement in a press release made available to newsmen in Lokoja yesterday.

Taufiq and Dino are from the same Local Government Area, Ijumu. 
In reaction to recent 'childish tirades' from Dino,  Taufiq believes the senator is a public pig that cannot relate with decency. 
"One would have thought that the civilized manner at which we have engaged Dino Melaye would make him realize that civility is what is expected of a public figure. But it appears that no matter how well you bath a pig, it would always go back to the mud. This is the nature and character of Dino Melaye, he is a pig", he said. 
He went further to say; "I am not surprised because Dino is someone that we already know. He is a renown tout, legendary for his thuggery activities since his secondary school days up to the university level. During his days in the House of Representatives, Dino displayed high level of stupidity and insolence. It is so unfortunate that the people of Kogi West still allowed this kind of individual to be our representative in the Senate, it is shameful and highly regrettable". 
"Dino Melaye is a complete rouge, and a very unstable fellow who derives pleasure in manipulating people to achieve his selfish and inordinate ambitions. 
"I wonder how Kogi people managed to send someone as selfish and insensitive like Dino to the Senate. A man who doesn't have concern for the general welfare of the people of his constituency, he goes around in very expensive cars, drinking expensive customized wines and brandishing his ill gotten wealth at the faces of the people who are struggling to feed and even train children in school. 
"At every given opportunity, Dino does not waste time to harass and intimidate anyone that comes to him for help. These are the same people who's vote got him to where he is today. What kind of an individual treats people this way?, if not the self-serving Dino Melaye. 

Taufiq wondered what prompted Dino Melaye, with his well-known moral baggages, to afront Governor Yahaya Bello. 

"Dino, An arrogant and uncultured individual who cannot maintain a healthy relationship. He is notorious for domestic violence and wife battering, he was married 3 times, and all the said marriages have crashed because Dino turned all his wives to punching bags, it took the intervention of neighbors to save his last wife from underneath his fist, the woman almost died. Since then, all his attempt to settle down with another woman has proved abortive, as no sane woman would want to settle with a beast in the name of Dino Melaye, all he does now is to move from one prostitute to another. Yet he has the effrontery to call our governor names, a man who is successfully married to three wives, and all of them are living in harmony. Dino should come to the governor for tutorials on how to manage a successful marriage"

The ALGON Chief described Dino as a big criminal who diverted relief materials meant for the victims of flood disaster in the state and disguised them as his constituency intervention project. 

"Up till now, he has not been able to explain to the people of Kogi West what he has done with the billions he has collected as constituency allowance since he became  Senator. His colleagues in Senate are busy empowering their constituents and bringing dividend of good representation to their people, all Dino Melaye does is to turn himself to a bodyguard and engage in meaningless fights with his colleagues and anybody who does not support his selfish agendas. 

"With all the idiocy, foolishness and uncultured acts of Dino Melaye, it is stupidity that would make him think he can use derogatory language against the Executive Governor of Kogi State and go away with it. Governor Yahaya Bello has proven himself to be a humble, humane and a progress minded individual who is passionate about the general welfare of the people.
" In particular, we the Okun people has never had it so good under any government in Kogi State like what we are currently enjoying under the leadership of His Excellency.  The governor has flagged off numerous projects in our senatorial district where Dino is supposed to be representing, he has appointed illustrious Okun suns and daughters into many sensitive positions in the state. yet he doesn't see anything good in the government, simply because we have refused to do his selfish biding. Dino is indeed an enemy of progress. 

Taufiq added that Dino Melaye is just a nuisance and a distraction to the general progress of Kogi State. He asserts that Dino is a fool and a bastard who does not want the development Okun land. 
"So long as he continues to display his buffoonery, we will continue to treat him as the buffoon that he is", he warned.

Sometimes we fail to understand the simple concept of govt. set up. there is an established blueprint these people are following. Weather or not Buhari is around, the script will be playing out.