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You're too old for this ma'am.

AllKnowing:
Time and time again, I meet a posh looking girl in a choice location. We get talking. From the conversation, I learn how much investments she’s made, how her brand/ business raked in huge funds last month, or how her parents offset the payment for a huge project she undertook.

Days later, we get down and sex happens. Casual sex. Boom! Her story changes... she’s got rent she has to pay. Or no, her parents are retired civil servants who can’t offer much help financially. And the ever classic one: “Babe my toiletries are finished and I haven’t even eaten since morning!”

Babe kwa!

PS: This isn’t peculiar to Naija girls alone. Because of my freelance work in Abuja, I’ve had dealings with females from Ghana, South Africa and Cameroun.

Are you the pesky, annoying type? How you present yourself matters.

olus01:
When it is 7 days i will smell it and knw what next

Gross. Yuck!

Iyaebe:
Imagine,please go and marry and let us hear word

Says who? Must he marry?

Datboredberry:
I'm sorry... Others might not agree but I believe suicide is an option... I've been there... It's a choice... But I'll tell you the simple truth, we're all gonna die... Why rush it?

But if you choose to quit,do it painlessly... ♡

If he goes ahead, she's complicit. Y'all remember that.

Icouldhave:
I give up

The struggle won

The pain won

Am weak, I can't fight no more.


I miss been rich, I hate been poor.

But I give up

I can't fight no more



I might kill myself tonight.


The tears is dripping from my eyes

As I type


The struggle won

Coward. Only cowards kill themselves. You want to escape the reality of life and transfer the pain to your loved ones to add to their already burdened life of being related to a beta male like you.

Perfume oil, shoes, wigs, turkey wears,... E no pass that one.

So?

Be honest, how often do you wash your bra(for the ladies) or boxers (for the men) in a week?
Let's know the dirty ones!

olus01:
Who sex help, just 5 milly i will only spin for 24 months

Now you're talking.

younglleo:
Money go speak for me

You're not sure of yourself.

She looks dope

younglleo:
Where deh money

Can you do it?

WibusJaga:


Irony of it all is that you may lie on it & be having sleepless night while someone else lying on a concrete floor will be dozing & snoring off his head.

Things poor people say to console themselves.

lomprico:
the money sef will put you in constant hōrny state.

Better to be rich and hornie than poor and having sex.

Can you abstain from sex AND masturbating for 1 year for 50 million naira?

Kiss ass

Don't let your bf stop you from meeting the loyl. Space keepers isonu.