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[b][/b][i][/i]Fortune05,read d topic,it says MAY.u can go start a thread for ur birth month!
my ppl,lets keep it flowing

Hi guys,
Have anybody noticed am d shortest celebrant here?
In reply to d discussion,Am certainly not prudent!!
i try to b but get sidetracked easily so i guess that answers ur principle question!

yes,those were very funny when we were small.
we went a step further by pretending to be hard of hearing by askin d preacher to repeat what he just said!
d day d preacher found out,he repotred us to our indivdual parents n urs faithfully got 12 strokes of cane,complete hair scraping n a month of morning mass!

UCHE,
WHAZZUP? ONYE NKEM. HOW IS ABJ TREATING U?
I NWERE MO AJO JOKES TO SHARE WITH US? (AJO NWA)
I COOL PASS THERMOCOOL JOO.NA ME N LG DE STRUGGLE FOR COOLNESS NOW.
TAKE KIA OF URSELF

PRINCE ONX,THANK GOD U RNT A JUDGE COS U WILL JUST BE HANDING OUT DEATH SENTENCES AT WILL!
GC,IFY AND THE OTHERS THANK U FOR ENCOURAGING HER.
@ POSTER,ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN,JUST TAKES DETERMINATION AND REMEMBER,U DONT OWE ANYBODY APOLOGY FOR BEING U.
SO DONT MIND MY NARROW-MINDED BROTHERS(THEY R D REASON WHILE OTHER TRIBES FEEL WE R TOO RIGID)
TAKE KIA OF URSELF AND KEEP ON KEEPING ON.
WILL REMEBER U IN MY PRAYERS ABT D JOB

AM FRM ANAMBRA BUT MY MUM IS FROM AMASA NGUGO.
ITS A NICE PLACE,TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF A RURAL AREA.
CHECK THEM OUT ON 31ST DECEMBER EVERY YEAR WHEN THEY CELEBRATE THEIR "MKPI ALA AZU" CEREMONY,ITS DA BOMB!

UMUNNE M! EWERE OFU AKA TI NWATA IHE,EWERE AKA NKE OZO GUGUO YA.
THE GUY HAS APOLOGISED,I EXPECTED THOSE CRUCIFYING HIM TO ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY.
IT TAKES A MAN TO SAY "AM SORRY"
UCHE,NWANNE KEDU? O NA AGAKWA?
TO BE FRANK,D FIRST TIME I HEARD THOSE PHRASES,IT TOOK ME TIME TO DECODE THEM

Ogidiboy,r u frm where in Ogidi or u r just claiming dat luvly town cos u know our worth!!

go clem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is this for real?
Hope no be Naija u take dat picture o!

Girls nite out is fun espcially if ur friends r hip.
my friends and i do it regularly especially the weekend after pay day.
we made a pact,"its all about we girls!" No guy is allowed.
So that friday underneath d suits we wear very sexy looking tops and lingerie (makes u daring)we start by hitting d bar on opebi,stay there till 11 p.m then hit d island for clubbing.We flirt wit guys outrageously,but no guy its allowed to sit on our table(its all abt we girls,rmba?) we embarass guys by discussing their attributes(or lack of) to their faces.Gets mo plastered (except d designated drivers) go to one of our friends crib and crash out.
on sat,we hit d malls n cinema n do mo clubbing and spend sundays swearing never to do it again!
@Poster,what am i saying?u can have a ball without d guys! SO LET IT BE ABOUT U BABES!

Lord reed,am a regular blood donor in LUTH. u can also register there,its a worthy cause

POSTER,I EMPHATISE WITH U.I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE SAME THING.
TO ME WHAT U NEED NOW IS TO TAKE TIME OUT AND THINK OVER THE RELATIONSHIP;WHAT WENT WRONG,SHE DID NOT JUST UP N LEFT.SOMETHING MUST HAVE CUASED THE BREAK-UP.
SO SEARCH URSELF,HOW DID U CONTRIBUTE TO IT?IF U HAVE ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP,HOW WOULD U GO ABOUT IT? ONLY AFTER THAT WOULD U THINK ABT GOING INTO ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP.
REBOUND RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT LAST.TAKE IT FROM ME I HAVE TRIED IT AND I KNOW.
TAKE KIA OF YOURSELF

NAME: LORETTA
DATE: MAY 21ST
AGE: DFINITELY OLDER THAN POSTER
OCCUPATION:TEACHING
LIKES: TRAVELLING,READING(NOVELS),WATCHING COMMEDIES
HEIGHT:5.2(YES,AM SHORT)
ANY OTHER THING?
PHONE NO:01-8177284
BEST MOVIE: MO MONEY(WAYAN BROTHERS)
FAV MUSICIAN: WHITNEY HOUSTON

Deflated ones were once bouncy!
Cm to think of it,men too gets deflated after offloading!

Printed and pasted by d bedside so i can memorise them.
Thanks Poster,will let u know how well it works.
Can i mail it to ur babe? she would luv to practise on u!

AM A B,CAN SOMEONE BORROW ME SOME PLEASE, JUST FOR TODAY
I HAVE A BODY HUG I JUST HAVE TO FILL OUT! ADVICE N SUGGESTIONS R WELCOMED

may 21

Bros,u no well ! u can get sex anywhere n anyhow! Just drop ur cash n they will give it to u!
Stop wasting our time and compelling our mature mind to listen to the ravings of your immature one.

SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST- VANESSA WILLIAMS
ALL WHITNEY HUSTON'S SONGS (ESPECIALLY ALL AT ONCE)
WHEN A MAN LUVS A WOMAN- MICHEAL BOLTON

taiye beckham

LOLABBEY,THANKS FOR REPRESENTING THE BABES, (U NOTICED WE DID NOT POST ANYTHING,EVEN U )
DAT SHOWS WE DO NOT KNW MUCH ABT FOOTBALL.
CAN SOMEBODY MATCH D FOREIGN DESIGNERS TO D NAIJA OWN, LOLA,AM SURE WE CAN DO JUSTICE TO THAT TOPIC

U R RIGHT TRENDY BUT IN THIS CASE,ITS LET "DEAD SKELETON LIE"
OMO IBO,U DON HEAR? LADY DI SKELETON WILL HAUNT UR DREAMS IF U DO NOT LEAVE HER ALONE OOOOOO!!!!

NIGHTNURSE,UR JOKE ROCKS! KEEP EM COMIN N DONT MIND D BAD BELLES. SEX IS D SPICE OF LIFE! IS IT UR FAULT THAT THEY RNT GETTIN ANY?

OMO IBO,U BE MY BROTHER, SO LETS NOT JUDGE D WOMAN COS SHE'S NOT HERE TO PRESENT HER OWN SIDE OF D STORY N WE WERE NOT PRIVY TOWHAT WENT ON BETWEEN SHE AND DR.KHAN.
WE ALL AT ONE POINT OR THE OTHER IN OUR LIFE DONE THINGS WHICH TO US SEEMED JUSTIFIED BUT TO OTHERS,ITS A BAD JUDMENT CALL.
DONT TELL ME THAT U HAVNT COS I WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT!
LEAVE LADY D N FACE UR OWN LUV LIFE (HOPE IT ISNT BORING ?

THANK GOD U A LEAST ADMITTED THAT SHE WAS LOOKING FOR LOVE. WE NORMAL EQUATES LOVE WITH SEX, SO SHE WAS LOOKIN FOR LOVE HENCE D SLEEPING AROUND WITH MEN SHE FELT SHE WAS IN LUV WITH.
DONT U DO D SAME THING? (LETS NOT BE HYPOCRITES!)

[b][/b]CONSIDERING THE HUMILATION DAT WPMAN WENT THRU AT THE HANDS OF HER HORSEY LOOKIN HUSBAND,I THINK SHE'S ENTITLED TO SHAG AS MANY GUYS AS POSSIBLY.THOUGH,ITS A PITY THAT SHE DID NOT SHAG CHARLES BEST FRIEND!
LOOKING AT IT FROM A PSYCHOLOGICAL POINT OF VIEW,I WOULD SAY THAT SHE WAS TRYING TO BOOST HER SELF-ESTEEM.

can live with out it. though wish it was not attached to some bull-headed individuals!thank god for d alternative

GUNPOINT,LETS'S MAKE THIS CRAZE PERMANENT!COULD SOMEBODY DIRECT HIM TO
THE NEAREST MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wld not be caught sleeping with guy's friend!!

[b][/b]U WISH DUDE! GUESS WE KNOW KNOW UR FANTASY, THREE BABES AT A TIME N SOMEBODY IS YABBIN TUFACE.

I THINK GROANER CAN BE EXPEDIATED BY SQUATTING.
AND LUBRICATIN D BUM (GROSS ISNT IT?BUT IT WORKS[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]!)