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Dogma 8.5/10

Hilarious and bath!t crazy, this comedy-drama sees two cast-out angels attempt to gain re-entry into heaven by exploiting a catholic dogma (Matt Damon Been Affleck), the voice of God recruits a young catholic woman with a wavering faith to try and stop them, aided by Rufus the thirteenth disciple of Christ that was omitted from the Bible because he was black (Chris Rock) and two crazy drifters looking for loose women to exploit for sex.

Laden with plenty of funny moments, the film pokes a lot of fun at Christian doctrines and faith.

They even had the balls to portray God in the form of a crazy childlike b!tch that likes to take the form of a human to play some sort of sport. She even gives one of the characters a boner!

IngeniousLeez:
Sick as fvck!!!!


Dopest Batmobile.

#The Batman
#Robert Pattinson

If I was robbing a bank and batman showed up in this, I'd rob him.

DandeNumereuno:
I'd pick Scarface over The Godfather I & II myself.

My top 3 mob films;

1. Goodfellas...

2. Scarface...

3. Casino...

I wouldn't argue with this.

DandeNumereuno:
Mehn, you lack comprehension skills.

The boy must argue.

DandeNumereuno:
Goodfellas (1990)... Rewatch

Arguably the most practical/realistic mafia film, IMHO, since it shows the Mafiosi for what they truly are, without attempting to make them more sympathetic to the viewers.

Good point. The Godfather I & II are my favourite pictures, still, I'd say Goodfellas is a better mob film any day.

hopefulLandlord:
Yep but what bothers me is what happens to the money? what happened to Julia? and did the murder(s) get away with it?

I think the third one's easy in that they can't possibly get away with it because of the door at the shop. the door requires someone to buzz you in and out with a space in the middle where those criminals and Sandler's character in-laws were stuck during the game. If Sandler's dead and the brother too it means one of the criminals would have to sacrifice himself for the other by staying back to do the buzzing and I don't see that happening so those hitmen turned burglars would have some explaining to do to the police, who Idina Menzel's character had called to check the situation

Well, the director gives the viewer the satisfaction of filling in the blanks. What happens to Julia and the money is strictly based on what Julia does. As for the criminals, there is no way they are getting away with that crime.

As for leaving, no one sleeps at the store, at the end of business everyone leaves, so them leaving is a no brainer.

hopefulLandlord:
Can someone here be so kind to explain Uncut Gems ending for me please?

********Spoilers***********







He ph-uced around with the wrong people and got what was coming to him... On the bright side, he died with a huge smile on his face.

IngeniousLeez:
Hulk616 na professor for mouth.

Those adblock na audio. When it works sef stupid sites like fz Movies will lock you out.

I've noticed the past 2 weeks sites which adblock was slightly even working on has found a way to bypass such restrictions. I got confused few days ago whether my adblock was on sef.
Even Netnaija

Only thing hulk knows how to do is smash!

Lol, the ads are getting smarter, it's like that South Park episode, it's surreal.

AngryHulk616:
yes. It is hard for high level thinking professor like me to understand.

A whole Batman like you is not supposed to be this stupid...

seankafor:
hahahahaha.. this one cracked me up

By the way.. my adblock on my Samsung browser just works fine..
Although some sites don't open if I don't disable them

Yeah, adblocks are great, but some sites become preachy when you use them.

AngryHulk616:
how is this possible? What you are saying is that you almost entered your first and last name, email, phone number, validation code, I am not a robot ?

You can't get sarcasm or what, professor

I swear person need to make money begin to pay for premium services.

The ads on these warez sites are getting more overwhelming and scrupulous by the day. I get it, it's free service and the providers need to make money, but do we need to be constantly tricked into clicking ads every two clicks?

Just now, I almost signed up for a business model that would have fetched me 1 million Naira daily!

Minemrys:
was that a c0micbo0k storyline or a video game? That's the Injustice gods am0ng us video game storyline. N0t a c0mics.

It's the comic book storyline, I saved the youtube video. see below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ch9lGTt88&list=WL&index=10&t=1104s

IngeniousLeez:
Sorry to ask but which area do you reside? Naija or Overseas??

You can check these out, comiconlinefree dot com, comiclatest . ,Com

They've got a very vast Library of comic scans online. From Marvel, DC to Archie, Valiant comics. Even Star Wars etc.

They've got comics as far back as Golden Age era to silver Age. Early Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman comics etc. You choose your pick.

For premium comics service you can checkout DC Universe app or Marvel Unlimited for subscriptions and access to thousands of comics.

No need to be sorry, I reside in Nigeria.

Thanks for the recommendations, I really want to get into batman origin and the justice league war, the one where joker made superman kill louis lane driving him into madness and causing a split in the league. I was watching a youtube narration of it, and it was friging epic!

Born2Freak:
Religion is the opium of the people.

Masses

IngeniousLeez:
You say what?? Make this people no use me play oo.

Comic that I've been trying to finish reading since last year. I'm still on issue #2, they now want to cancel?

They better apply sense cos next month June I'm hoping to cover my comic deficiency, especially on recently big events I'm missing. Eg, Doomsday Clock, Dark Knights Metal and Batman who Laughs Etc.

I have been trying to get into comics, especially Batman originals but don't know any reliable source to start from and get digital copies as no comic book stores in my area.

mekaprime2:
Dem say my offense na cyberbullying.

Dem ban u 2 ?

Very soon them go dey ban people for logging in at "inapropriate" hours.

Guys, memento is proving to be one huge brain ph-uc. This guy Nolan is seriously stressing my mind. WTF ?

abdurrazaq:
Seriously, the rate at which bans are handed out these days is annoying. What the site administration has not properly considered is the effect of one individual holding numerous accounts. It's not healthy for the forum and make the claim of the forum having over a million registered members ridiculous.

Some sanity should be thought of. Something like placing a limit to the number of times you can report moniker(s) in a day/week. If nothing is done, the remains of this once great forum will go to the puppies

Haha lol that over two million users are just the same five or six guys refusing to bend to the power of oppression.

KoiceReloaded:
The "bus" did rectify his error eventually. So yay, I guess?

Perhaps but I'm under the opinion that what transpired must have been personal to the bus. He didn't rectify it in the interest of his users but perhaps as a riddance to the lassy.