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Elparaiso:welcome back dude, how was ur stay offline? Biko do the needful, go and vote... |
debonairprinx:spoiler alert!!! |
jhimmy:hope u dont snore cuz na slap I dey use wake those type |
He makes it rain, I make a Tsunami -mi You got it? I got the tools, I got ndani -mi |
I love this poem ![]() |
Ollyfad:God your are funny, I cant but notice ur constructive criticisms. Thanks dear, |
Ollyfad:for you ![]() *15* When I regained consciousness, I was sitting on a chair facing a computer screen. I felt exhausted and everything felt blurry. I turned my head around and saw Segun’s figure placing someone on a couch. “Wait a minute, is that detective Mike?” I grunted. “You are up! That’s a good thing, now get ready we have work to do.” Segun replied me then he walked up to me and started turning the computer on. Realizing that I was still staring at the detective he said. “Oh, don’t mind that one; he is dead, died of un-natural causes. My bad, but we will blame it all on you.” I had to appreciate his sense of humor. I gave him a weak smile. “I guess karma is a real bitch.” I grunted with more effort this time. Segun returned the favour. I thought I could try my hand at manipulation. “We are beginning to get along…” Segun cut me off with a loud laugh. “Don’t be quick to judge me because we shared and appreciated a few jokes.” He said. “It was worth a try.” I shrugged. By then the computer had finished booting, Segun grabbed a sit and sat right next to me. He began moving the mouse around the screen refreshing the desktop a couple of times—good to know that this killing slowpoke knows some common computer procedures—he finally stops over a browser and double clicks it. “hmm Segun for someone of poor educational capacity, I’m impressed.” I said, throwing Segun a smirk. “Shot up Charles, I’m not an illiterate” he fired back still busy with his computer task. “You know if I and Mike ever start that company, you would be my first employee.” “I can’t believe you are still holding on to that.” He looked at me puzzled. “I can’t believe you can’t even recognize sarcasm.” “Did you just call me an idiot?” his mood was different now, like he would break my neck any moment. “Indirectly speaking, yes” I said without giving a damn. Segun landed a blow to my mouth. “You are beginning to lose your touch son, try hitting the gym, that didn’t hurt at all” I said amid strong ache around my lip area. “Yeah but it was enough to lure blood out of your mouth.” Segun said pleasurably. “Oh this is nothing compared to what you will lose.” I said while rubbing the blood off with my hand. “What are you talking about?” Segun was quizzed. “Step aside Segun, he is trying to divide and conquer.” Came Mike’s voice, he stepped into the room holding a short gun. I exhaled in disgust. “You know you are becoming quite smart recently Charles.” He said with a grin. I rolled my eyes “Thanks to you and your stupid scheme, murderer, what do you want from me?” “Me a murderer? Coming from the guy that raped and killed my wife; I just want revenge…” “Oh cut the crap Mike, I did my home work; you are a bachelor, I was never actually employed at TMN, you want my money which you will never get and Tiffany is a bitch.” Mike didn’t look surprised. “Well then, seems you figured everything out, let’s get to work.” “I ain’t working shit, better kill me.” I said plainly. “I will, trust me. But you have to transfer your funds to a specific account, then I will frame you for more deaths even yours.” Mike said remorselessly. “Why not just get on with the death part, cuz I will never do your bidding.” “Segun, get the equipments” Mike said and segun briskly walked out. ‘oh boy, are these guys planning on torturing me?’ I thought. My fear was confirmed when Segun walked back in with a plier and wired thingies’. “You are not going to use that on me, are you?” I asked Mike. “I won’t have to, if only you comply…” “And when I do comply, you kill your partner Segun here and frame me for his death before killing me and make it look like a suicide.” Segun shifted uncomfortably on his chair, I was gaining, buying time for Victory to track my IP and find this location. “I don’t dictate who lives or dies here Charles.” Mike blurted. “Yeah right, the invisible director, do I ever get to see him?” “Trust me Charles you will, and it will be the most devastating moment in your life.” Mike said with almost a whisper. ************************************** |
Divepen:what do group 2 do? |
I would like you to meet jago, he is an hausa man around 30 years, tall, dark and slightly skinny. Jago is water truck pusher, infact that's what got him crazy in the first place. You see jago used to live in the northern region of the country, pushing water truck for a family who promised to give their daughter to him for marriage if he pushed the truck for them for seben years. A romantically frustrated jago knowing that he would "neber be avle" to score any chick, blindly agreed without a written agreement and... well a lawyer. Jago pushed and pushed trucks for "seben" years, of course he got to see his betrothed on errand occasions. Seven years passed and jago was the one that pushed the trucks of water used in preparing food for the girls marraige to another man. He didnt "eben" get to know the girl's name. A devastated jago migrated to rivers where he caught the craZe flui... the only interesting thing jago says is this story, he calls it-marriage scandal. If you see someone attentively listening to jago, just pass by, its old news. Well here is a few funny facts about jago. He thinks the new hundred naira note is a thousand naira note. People trick him with this, after pushing a water truck for them, they will give him the new hundred naira amd demand for change. If he starts quarreling you, dont panic! He is only confused because he has no idea how to start calculating your balance. If jago wants to drink tea, he buys two sachets of milk. If the store keeper tries to convince him to drop one and take a milo or chocolate, he will call the person names claiming that he is wiser. Later, jago would come back complaining that the two sachets contained white contents. He thinks himself a special man. You can be standing beside jago and yet he will ask you to stand out of his way, just shift a bit and he will thank you warm heartedly. |
This work is highly sensitive. Poeple potrayed here are either real or fictional, names have been changed to protect the identities of the victims. Prologue Our world is a beatibeautiful place inhibated by all kinds of creatures, but the most interesting is mankind. Everyday we come accross people with weird, paraniod, crazy characteristics, I will be sharing a few stories about the ones I know and came up with. |
I'm so into this! In. |
Ollyfad:guys, ollyfad is right. I mean seeing all this cool comments and big views, means that I got peoples attention right?. Now an opportunity to show that I am your favorite presents itself, show a writer love... go and cast a simple vote https://www.nairaland.com/1804027/free-n5000-writer-here-every thanks ollyfad for your wondeful speech just to be clear, I no dey do modesty and the next update is all yours. ![]() |
jhimmy:yeah its da bomb... and ur vote can detonate it https://www.nairaland.com/1804027/free-n5000-writer-here-every |
rondo235:am right here with you bro... a dozen orijin for ur vote |
abimbawealth:thanks for ur vote, for the records, I was a robot... long story. |
OohMpa:tosyne10much |
You cant write english then how in the heck could you write programs ![]() |
Nairaland has a new rule which says; dont start a story you can't finish. |
debonairprinx:u kinda figured it all out bro, stay tuned and never leave my thread. |
Ollyfad:everyone is human, how empty is ur satisfaction tank? ![]() |
abimbawealth:me self I be human being o |
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just to be clear, I no dey do modesty and the next update is all yours. 
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then how in the heck could you write programs 