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Some people are just dogs

sarrki:
Kiss the truth

You should Bleep the lie and embrace the truth dimwit

Is there any difference between buhari and stalin

He hasn’t called you in a week, and the longest 15 minutes of your life was spent waiting on a text back from him. He bailed on you twice, two Fridays ago, and you’re thinking, perhaps, third times a charm? He goes by the name of Derek. He’s built with that flawless, Tatum-meets-Gosling contour and he's undoubtingly high-in-demand. He says all the right things. Although your eyes should roll with every smooth line he throws at you, you eat it up anyway. He’s all wrong for you, but you want him, nonetheless. But did you notice Paul called you twice today, and you dodged both rings? Did you realize that your inbox fills up with enthralling text messages from him, on a regular basis? Don’t forget the flowers he brought you on your second date. Yeah, that guy. Oh, that’s right; he was never an option. In the complex world of women, guys like Paul don’t stand a chance. The truth is, nice guys don’t offer women a challenge. They are boring, agreeable and easily attained. Women barely break a sweat with them. Men like Paul do not offer women the chase. They lack the hard-to-get appeal and are always there, wrapped around a woman’s finger. Yes, it’s true: Women want the chase, they ache for the struggle and they thirst for the wonder. So men, make women cry; ignore them. Douse them with your sadistic MOs, and you will find them hanging onto your every word, at your convenience. Apparently, if you’re the nice guy, your existence won’t even appear in her radar. This seems to be the desire of the Gen-Y woman, yet, we often hear them say, “I just want a nice guy.” Sounds pretty hypocritical, eh? Women are wired to follow complexities. A nice guy waltzes into a woman's life and she immediately leads him into the friend zone, no questions asked. However, when she stumbles upon the antithesis of that, she relentlessly finds herself at his feet, becoming what our dating society refers to as a “stage- five clinger,” or simply, "crazy." Women are full of paradoxes. They are drowning in their own ambiguities; it’s in their nature. Women may say one thing, yet mean another. They have been living in a dimension where “I’m fine,” means “nothing is fine,” and the obvious answer is “do whatever you want to do." They religiously use this shield of passive aggressiveness as a defense mechanism. With that being said, both men and women will continue to grow and learn about themselves after dating different people. Yes, this means women will outgrow the jerks. They will exhaust themselves from men buying them drinks at clubs and instead, pursue dreams of settling down and buying a house. They will long for security and a nice guy to love them unconditionally, rather than one who leaves them tirelessly piecing together suspicious alibis. The lies will get old and so will the waiting. Unfortunately, often times we don't know what's good for us until we've been exposed to what's bad for us. Women need to get their hearts broken and self-esteem perished once, twice or maybe three times to recognize what they deserve. Thanks, jerks. Your emotionless charm and excessive lying serves to help women grow from being the naive girls they once were. You have paved the way for nice guys to finally get their shot. So really, it's true: Nice guys finish last, but they do, ahem, finish. Perhaps, behind every jerk lies an ex-girlfriend who made him that way. The same may go for women who have nice men eating from the palm of their hands. We have all been a Derek at once point in our lives. And we’ve all been a doormat like Paul. It’s a learning process and the partners we meet, love and leave have all become our teachers. At the end of the day, once you have had your time of being the jerk, you'll turn into the nice guy. You’ll be a keeper. Nice guys finish last because they should finish last. Women must first practice on a rough draft before framing a masterpiece.

Her leg be like who dey march palm frond for oil mill

myboy2010:
try that with a Nigerian girl

Your phone don go be that

hamzeiy:
Am not suprised you preach genocide. Its obviously and was literally encouraged in your good bible by your 3 gods (pls notice the small g)
I dont support senseless killings either by fulani or any tribe.
But attacking innocent children is stupid expecially the children of the fulani people whom we all know will surelly take vengeance. Wven if the have to migrate from ethiopia or mali as they are known to be all over africa, or even spend 50 years waiting. A fulani man will take his vengeance and no govt can stop them.
I hope you would masturbate to that news when it happes as your good book has obviously encouraged you to.
Imbe.cile

All those things that came out of your mouth are nothing more than horse sh!t the fulani will continue to be killed until they embrace peace and talking of revenge do we look scared to you we will be waiting for them demented fulani bastard

okoyeokoye:
CHOOOOIIIII oga u dey vex ooo chisos.

How I no go vex this bastards nonsense don too much

What has this burna boy done to him self ehn!!!

Let every community attacked by the fulani herdsmen wage relentless war,
secretly or openly, against all fulani and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth, and they should spare neither sex, age nor condition, and they should hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle and bury alive these infamous bastard rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants
heads against the wall, in order to annihilate forever their execrable race. And when the same cannot be
done openly, they should secretly use the poison cup, the strangulation cord, the steel of the poniard, or the
leaden bullet, regardless of the honor, rank, dignity or authority of the person or persons whatsoever
may be their condition in life, either public or private

izombie:
and they keep saying we hate ourselves. Only an igbo man can wake up one day and decides to give scholarships to everyone from his village. And igbo man will use his money and tar roads in his community, build school, hospital, give people money to start up their own busineses. And yet haters keep saying we hate ourselves.

That's why I ignore the bastards

Women are so complicated

BUHARIjubrin:
Yoropigs.. ..yoroweeds.

No wonder fela the rascal is a legend to them

Very useless set of people

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sonofanarchy:
bru you grab the wisdom in nwaAmaikpe post

Well well the guy he must be an owerri indigene they are well known for wisdom

This na Diss thread to one Asian sugar mummy

Lothario:
Igbo Angel
A young Nigerian Man from the Igbo tribe
who has a career. Very Romantic and is
well known for the sweet names they call
their women, they can spend their last
penny just to make sure that their lady is
okay but in reality they are never broke
but they hide their wealth with humility.
I'm Dating an Igbo Angel.

We igbo boys rock

lastempero:
Is maheeda a celebrity or you just want to test our temperament.

Bros u no get joy ooh test your temperament

Am not seeing any abs strong enough to beat me

EliteBiz:
So u automatically rich cos u hav all dat? nigga!!!

No listen to that fake ass retard he's as broke as a pauper

Bastards

OZAOEKPE:
you watched it right??

Bro that show was more of a joke to me that was asslicking on another level