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I been like dis babe when she still fresh that year ehn

YorubaLord:
Are we OK in this country called Nigeria? What value does Cardi B add to our nation that she's getting this nonsense attention?

Nigerians are the major problems of this country NOT, Politicians.

why re u talking like dis? Baba is tired traveling. Mountain must come to Mohammed.

Reussite:
As in eh...the thing tire me

e tire me pass u

0:2

obidark:
is he still alive....??....i dont hear much from him lately....

making his cool cheese on a low key

Mr Ibu

valarmorghulis:
Innocent goat fa

d matter weak me

obembet:
if you are still supporting Buhari at this point, I need you to look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself questions like:

“Why am I evil?”

hahahahaha. I give up bro

Uwavee:
for how much, he doesn't need their money.he is an Emir

emir with no regards.

BlackIP:


This woman again ....

In my dream last night ... To be sincere this is one of the shocking things I have ever seen in a dream.

I boarded a bus from oshodi to mile 2 with cardi b ... The conductor warned us never to look through the window ...

The journey started and cardi b wanted to greet someone through the window ... That how her head flew away from the window....

We never notice that because her neck was shouting ...

When we reach festac she walked up to me to compalin about her missing head.

In order To help her I boarded an okada that will take me back to where her head was ...

I manage to pick up the head and dust it ... Fix it back and she is happy.

Thats why she is dancing on the private jet ...

You dey read this abiiii

You go hear rubbish today ...

If you are ready for another rubbish .. Hit the like button.

lol. D Igbo wey u smoke today make sense.

After anof awof u call am drugs

Dis man use to get sense before. But now he's an audio SAN.

taiyesoul:
1 Billion Naira houses!. How many rooms in those houses is he going to sleep at the same time?. Vanity!

hustle my guy

HIV is curable na. D only sickness I fear in d whole wide world is poverty. Simple

Saw this in a group

Sir please advise me, my wife is always going to the gym center to enable her stay fit because i don't really like fat people,

Yesterday evening, she left for gym after preparing dinner around 4pm while i was at home because i didn't go to work yesterday. Immediately she came back, I was surprised at her sexual reactions; She rushed to the bathroom, took her bath, came out and pounced on me for sex.

I was surprised because is very much unlike her, i tried asking her what is happening, she said she was in the mood for sex. Meanwhile, i tried having sex with her previous night but she was giving excuses that she was tired because we had program in the church which made me to leave her.

So she pounced on me, removed my boxers and started romancing me, held my manhood so tight, i reminded her that her baby is still small so let's use condom, she refused..saying she want skin to skin, i became worried because i didn't want her to get pregnant while our baby is still small.

At the end of the day, we had sex, after which she gave our baby food and we ate too and she slept off while watching Television.

A massage came into her phone saying..

"Check your WhatsApp"

I had to on her data and checked her WhatsApp, surprisingly i saw massages from her gym instructor apologizing to her that He was sorry to have sex with her without protection, that he could no longer hold himself because of her beauty...

I became so mad, i now began to understand why she was forcing me to have unprotected sex with her. I snapped the massages with my phone and woke her up, she wanted to deny it so i brought the picture of the chat from her gym instructor, she now started crying and asking for forgiveness.

I told her the marriage is over that i will call her parents first thing tomorrow morning, she pleaded that even if am sending her away, I should not tell her parents what happened...

Am confused�, I loved my wife.. What should i do?

valarmorghulis:
Mr El rufai na wetin dey pursue u

village pple ooo

If u want to thief, abet thief big oooooo

qualityovenbake:
The question is who will stand as his surety. Surety is someone who agrees to take responsibility for a person accused of a crime.

we plenty

Ireboya:
Abstinence

soapy crew spotted

Smithkafors:
That's the only thing they can do in Lagos State.Lagos people will always be in bondage.

so u nor appreciate dis one.

Kalashnikov102:
What should happen to lala snake farm

snake is legalize in 9ja. Ask buratai

See as I rush open d topic hoping to see fresh bobi. Nansense

eleojo23:
That's probably because he has an insurance policy somewhere that the EFCc doesn't know of

He definitely has a backup plan, maybe some cash locked somewhere belonging to him but in another parson's name which he will fall back on after his jail term.

that's if he will go to the jail.

Seetto:
This guy is workaholic, living no stone unturned..

Kaduna state is lucky to have elrufai..

Wailers like it or not, elrufai is presidential material...

I dey with you.

They re all madt

skywalker240:
i hope you are still in nairaland. ?

lol. bros abeg lemme. I nor well.

25k I need em all

2m cash

150 men go nack 1 woman a day? I pity men wey dey impress women for bed.

makydebbie:
He should be in jail already.

why?