₦airaland Forum

aolawale025:
Nigeria ought to have laws to protect these animals.

i laf. see meat korokoro u dey yan wetin. make u dey there.

Like seriously? Wether u like it or not, Buhari is still ur president.

Makapedia:
Hahahah , Them don talk am , Oyaa Come Go make i see you .... Na Naija You Dey ooooo

guy why u dey take am personal na?

JeffreyJamez:
Poorly baked?..your ignorance stinks to high heavens.

na bad belle dey worry d infant.

BanevsJoker:
Not according to Lai Mohammed and Femi Adesina. I believe they claimed he is on vacation.

sorry bro, he s on sabbatical.

Nice one. I hope it works in meduguri sha

Explorers:
An Electromagnetic Pulse Will Shut Off All Electricity.






When a nuclear explosion goes off, it can send out a pulse of electromagnetic radiation that can shut down an electrical system or even the electric grid for an entire country.

In one nuclear test, the pulse sent out by detonating a single atomic bomb was so powerful that it blew out street lamps, TV sets, and telephones in homes 1,600 kilometers (1,000mi) away from the blast center.

This, though, was an unplanned accident.

Since then, bombs have been designed to do it on purpose.

If a bomb designed to send off an electromagnetic pulse were to explode 400–480 kilometers (250–300 mi) over a country the size of the United States, the entire electric grid across the country would shut down.

So after the bombs fall, the lights will go out.

Every refrigerator storing food will shut down.

The data on every computer will be erased.

Worst of all, water treatment facilities will break down and we’ll lose clean drinking water.

It’s expected that it would take six months of concentrated work to get a country back online after it gets shut down.

But that’s assuming that people are free to work on it.

For a long time after the bombs fall, we can expect to live without electricity and without clean water.

world don end b dat na.

OrestesDante:
Is hushi puppi a celebrity?

lol! Yes na! Shey be him dey show himself.

Wahala dey!

LaurelP:
That's dumb.

So Jay-Z and Beyonce will now be like "Come here Sir".
For their own child o.

lol. Africans too like seniority.

Op pls if u ve any reasonable asset, make me Ur NOK. Cuz I can see dat u re very close to ur grave.

NwaAmaikpe:




Saraki is demented,
I wish him goodluck in collecting it.

BTW

I've been thinking and it's been giving me sleepless nights.

Does Buhari wear boxers?

nope. He wears PATARI

Dem for say na ifesinachi transport

Lol

Kobicove:
Na wetin concern am sef?

na envy & jealousy.

TheSociopath:
No fewer than 38 universities across the country
have increased their tuition fees as a result of
poor funding by the Federal and State
governments.
The Chairman of the Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU), University of Ibadan Chapter,
Dr Deji Omole, made this known in a statement
made available to newsmen in Abuja on Monday.
The statement which assessed the two years of
President Muhammadu Buhari in office, lamented
that the current government had made Nigerians
poorer.
Omole said that the public education was not
taken seriously because most children of the rich
and those in high offices do not attend school in
Nigeria.
“The latest increment might be attributed to poor
funding by the federal and state governments as
ASUU poorly rated the President Muhammadu
Buhari in the area of funding of university
education.
ASUU also noted that it would be difficult for any
Nigeria university to effectively compete globally
with the inadequate allocation of budgetary
funding as prescribed by UNESCO to fund
education.
News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that
University of Lagos (UNILAG) which was paying
N14, 500 would now pay N63, 500 as tuition
fees.
Other institutions that increased their fees
include, Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), from
N27, 000 to N41, 00; University of Nigeria (UNN),
from N60, 450 to N66, 950; Obafemi Awolowo
University, from N19, 700 to N55,700.
Others are Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK),
from N20, 100 to N65,920; Bayero University,
Kano, from N26,000 to N40,000; University of
Abuja, from N39,300 to N42,300 and Usman
Danfodiyo University, from N32,000 to N41,000.
National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN), from
N36,000 to N41,000; University of Benin (UNIBEN)
, from N12, 000 to N49,500; University of Ilorin,
from N16, 000 to N75,000 and Federal University
of Technology, Akura (FUTA), from N13, 560 to
N83,940.
Also in the list are: Federal University, Minna
(FUTMINNA), from N20,000 to N37,000;
University of Calabar, from N30,500 to N42,750
and University of Uyo, from N71, 000 to N84,
250.
Federal College of Education (Technical), Akoka,
from N16,000 to N40,000; Osun varsity, from
N95,000 to N135,500; Anambra State University,
from N76,000 to N139, 000 and Lagos State
University, from N96,750 to N158,250.
Ibrahim Badamosi Babangiga University, Lapai,
from N25, 000 to N52, 000; Imo State University,
from N120,000 to N150,000; Plateau State
University, from N50,000 to N100,000 and
Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, from N57,000 to
N75,000.
Others are: Ibadan Polytechnics, from N30,000
t0 N50,000; Abia Polytechnics, from N56,550 to
N61,000; Auchi Polytechnic, from N14, 800 to
N28,000 and Ondo State University of Science
and Technology, Okitipupa, from N70,000 to
N80,000.
Enugu State University of Science and Technology,
N104,900 to N124,900; Kwara Polytechnic, Ilorin,
from N28,000 to N44,000; Ladoke Akintola
University of Technology (LAUTECH), from
N65,000 to N72,500 and Tai Solarin University of
Education, from N66,500 to N76,500.
Afe Babalola University, from N675,000 to
N1,075,000; Igbinedion, from N540,000 to
N820,000; Crawford university, from N400,000
to N600,000 and Redeemers University, from
N545,000 to N605,000.
Also in the list are Covenant University, from
N774, 500 to N814, 500 and Benson Idahosa
University, from N284, 300 to N1, 150,000.

Source; www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/38-nigerian-universities-increase-tuition-fees-ASUU/203262.html

sai changee!

Unimaid. Even if na free, I no go advice my enemy to go.

Since creativity is a sign of ogbanje, Seun must be ogbanje too. OP u need serious deliverance.

Venerable612:
Everyone will be Ogbanje's by all these signs. Tell me one person who doesn't have some of these experiences and qualities.

The logic is highly flawed, No offence!

d matter tire me sotey I wan begin to suspect mysef. Lol

SouLPoison:
70% of these things happen to normal people

bros d matter tire me o.

stressedout:
Pls nairalanders, I am in deep mess right now. I have been living in my compound for 6 yrs now but due to some money issues I was evicted and my friend/fellow tenant was kind enough to take me in for the time being. It is him the wife and their small baby son that stays.

The problem started when the wife start complaining that am wasteful. i have never remained food they give me. from then they reduced quantity of food they give me and i dont complain.

Now just this morning am making tea and take 3 spoons of milk in her presence and all hell break loose. she starts shouting and call her husband that even them dont take more than 2 spoons. the man called me later and said it is time for us to part ways.

Am devastated now. i even used my last cash to buy a tin of milk for them. what do i do now? i have no where to go.

this guy no get shame o

ADEWUMIMichael:
There are these seven deadly sins which all xtians must stay away from which i will like to share with you all


These seven deadly sins in their current
form are not found in the Bible, however
there are biblical antecedents. One such
antecedent is found in the Book of
Proverbs 6:16–19, however only in the
Masoretic Text (the earlier translated
Septuagint version of this passage lacks
a clear preface and lists only five).



Among the verses traditionally
associated with King Solomon, it states
that the Lord specifically regards "six
things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven
are an abomination unto him", namely:
1. A proud (vain) look

2. A lying tongue.

3. Hands that shed innocent blood

4. A heart that deviseth wicked acts

5. Feet that be swift in running to
mischief

6. A false witness that speaketh lies

7. He that soweth discord among
brethren







Please stay away from sins, Hell is real
https://goodconfession.com/the-seven-deadly-sins/

SIN NA SIN.

The did has been done. Stop giving fairy hope to the victim's.

ebusfav:
Talk about one of those romantic moments, and here's one!!! A Nigerian man reportedly surprised his beautiful  girlfriend with N15million Benz just to say 'thank you' and 'I love you'.

Here's what aaaawwwhh, who reported the story wrote;

"so we got a call from @jahs_own wanting to put a smile on wifey's face.
Imagine you waking up and you have absolutely no idea what the day got for you...... *clears throat* so you are just sitting on your own jejely and a Benz GLK 350 comes knocking with a ROYAL HUG....... there was absolutely 'NO OCCASION' just a way of saying 'thank you' and 'I love you'

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nigerian men are the MOST romantic men alive, if your man is not like @Jahs_own then you MIGHT just be in the wrong relationship #lol or if he is not romantic, just give him our contact......... I salute all 'Yoruba Angle's' out there making efforts to put a smile on your loved ones faces, we pray money will never finish in your hands in Jesus name Love is such a powerful weapon, that we only pray we find our soul mates, I pray we marry the right person in Jesus name, the one that would love you more than you can imagine, the one that would always be giving you a ROYAL HUG

A big thank you sir for trusting Royal Hugs, WOW!!! Amazing how people trust Royal Hugs with huge amount of £££££££ we don't take it for granted at all, it can only get better

#aaaawwwhh#hallelujahchallenge #royalhugs #benz#glk #glk350 #luxurysurprises #luxurycar#romatic #love #dior #diorjadore #roses#bestgiftever #bestgift #surprisecar #lagos#lagossurprise #besthusband #dinner#lover #teddy #ballons #ccnafrica#romaticnigerianmen #cnnnigeria#nigeriansarethebest #freshflowers"

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/man-surprises-girlfriend-n15million-benz-just-say-thank-love.html

Lalasticlala

make una dey show una sef apanda. Una get luck say dem Don catch Evans

Funlord2:
What has el rufai got to do with a report about beautifying Eko? Or you still never eat this morning?

e be like say u dey among d almageris wey no want make e better 4 Kaduna abi?

Go tell person wey never Finish with one square meal a day. If he swear for, e go katch you.

Go tell person wey never see one sqaure meal a day. If he swear for you, e go katch you.

Where is hellrufai?

FitnessDoctor:
sounds like you dont take your health into consideration.

something most kill a man.

Raine80:
I try my best

eya. It's well

madridguy:
Star Lager Beer Party

I wish. I could have join the party whole heartedly