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1000 ways to die.

obonujoker:
Lol.... this govt need to be kicked out in 2019
... they are very enormously clueless... haba!

na we use own mouth say we want CHANGE. Lets patiently face d wrath till 2019.

agya1:
All this trouble wouldn't have stated if he didn't try to show off his baby.

him think say na enjoyment. I pity dat kunfu panda(his daughter)

Godson333:
Okowa loves women?

Suspicious holds of hands between him and a Chinese lady while a Chinese man looks at it.



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Cc; Lalasticlala Mynd44

ok make him like man abi

MhizValentina12:
lol see another 1 lmao

lol! But d guy get hips o

handsomenonny:
Whatever the reason may
be, you can relax in
knowing that you won’t
have to second-guess
yourself if you know her
motives for the evening.

Will she sleep with you or
not? Here are the signs that
she is ready to get the deed
done.


1. She touches you in
intimate places.

Hold up. I’m not saying that
a woman will immediately
grab your groin when the
moment presents itself!
However, a woman can
show that she is interested
in taking your relationship
to the next level if she
openly touches uncommon
areas of contact like your
ears, neck, thighs, your
torso or your feet. The last
one’s touched using her
own feet, of course.

2. She licks her lips over
and over.

It could be a provocative
plea that she is voluntarily
doing or it may be a reflex
reaction to the thoughts
that she is currently having
about you. Not only is it
seductive, but it’s a pretty
good sign that she may be
open to sleeping with you if
you just ask.

3. She keeps mentioning
s*x.

A woman will never
mention s*x on her own
accord unless she is willing
to put it on the table. By
casually mentioning it in
the conversation, she may
be subtly saying that she is
open to having s*x at some
point while you’re dating.

4. She wore an
uncharacteristically
provocative outfit on your
date.

Any woman has the right to
wear whatever she wants. If
she wants to go unclad on
your date because it’s her
usual thing, it doesn’t
immediately mean that
she’s willing to sleep with
you right then and there.
If, however, she usually
dresses conservatively then
suddenly wears a tiny red
dress with a plunging
neckline, she is probably
starting to entertain the
idea of hopping into bed
with you.

5. She invites you inside her
place.

It’s highly possible that this
is her way of saying that
she’s ready to sleep with
you. Women usually leave
it to the guy to ask if they
can come up to their place
and promptly reject them
if they don’t feel like
sleeping with the guy.
If they invited the guy
themselves, it is usually an
acknowledgement of their
plans to finally seal the
deal. Just remember that
you may only get a make-
out session or a glass of
wine for your troubles if it
pleases her.

6. She seems a little too
enthusiastic about your
good-night kiss.

A passionate make-out
session at her doorstep
could serve as your
opening. Not only is she in
the mood, but it seems like
she is ready to eat you up
before you even get
through the bedroom
door. Do her the courtesy
of asking if she’s interested
and take her to a bed
where you can provide her
needs privately – that is
unless she wants to do it in
public.

7. She seems turned on by
a lot of things.

If she sounds more sensual
than usual, you can bet that
she’s ready for an intimate
night with you. You can
hear the ecstasy in
someone’s voice when they
are turned on and can see
it in the way they move.
Her skin will feel really
warm and her pupils will be
dilated. Don’t ask to give
her physical exam, but do
pay attention to her the
whole night.
Yes, a woman may seem
ready for s*x; however,
you should not presume
that it’s a done deal even
with the signs we’ve
mentioned. It’s better to
feel for the moment and
ask when the timing is
right.
It’s okay if they don’t feel
like it. You might have
another chance in the
future if you treat her right
and don’t push her to rush.
Once you know that a
woman is ready to have s*x
with you, asking her won’t
seem like such a daunting
task. You will feel more
comfortable knowing that
the chances of her agreeing
will be higher once these
signs become obvious.
Comments are
welcomed***

only no1 don finish every every. I no need prophet to tell me say e don set.

Lalas247:
I know it's just painful to see .. a 14 year old will see this and drop her books
It's widely encouraged and getting out of hand very soon .... not judging her per say just concerned ... seen way worse where I stay

it's well.

Hades2016:
my nigga I can relate

we plenty

Lalas247:
Believe in your self wtf wait is she trying to justify why she can't get a proper job instead of sleeping around
Anyway AIDS is real she should continue

my dear it's her life. All she need from us is prayer. Nobody is perfect.

Chikelue2000:
Invite his girlfrnd to his parents house, Op u failed dis. u can't just bring any lady to ur parents house, na ur house abi u no get respect?

lol! African mentality. only d eye wey dem go carry luk u, u go knw hwfa.

CastedDude:
Mr. David Gospel Aniefiok, a. k. a DeGospel, a popular Uyo based Gospel music and award wining Artist from Uraun Local Government Area, had his branded Dakkada car burnt after it was attacked by some hoodlums in Akwa Ibom.

According to the Gospel Regga singer cum politician who expressed shock over the incident, he revealed that the attack occured when he went to visit a family member along Oron by Airport Road on Saturday 8th July 2017.

He disclosed that two young boys raised an alarm that his car was being set ablaze. As he rushed out, he reportedly saw some able-bodied with weapons and gallons of fuel which they used on his car. Some say the attack was done out of jealousy.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/mans-branded-car-set-ablaze-jealous-hoodlums-akwa-ibom-state-photos.html

wetin una expect when he don begin uppress d neighbourhood

Ehiscotch:
So some cars can just be lying useless in some garages, covered in dust.

very well my brother. Especially in Abuja.

koolcat:
As e dey hot., I dedicate dz FTC to y'all who have in one way or another denied me the opportunity of FTC...now I understand y they say the patient dog eats d fattest bone....hahahahaha. Don't mind me jooor am jes being me. HAPPY WEEKEND MY FELLOW SEUN FOLLOWERS. PEACE.!!!!

seun abeg settle dis guy make him flex wkend small

EvilMetahuman:
you still don't get it.

This has ncc and apc government written all over.
They are implementing the data increament through the backdoor to avoid the backlash they received the last time they tried it.

Once mtn starts something, other networks follow suit.

They will soon reduce the 1k own and trust copy copy airtel to follow suit the following week.

Etisalat has always been expensive, that's why people avoid them and glo network is shiit.

other countries dey upgrade, Nigeria dey downgrade. Our leaders no Jst want anything wey go better for us.

ifyeez:
You don't mean it, na Evans 2nd

by d way, where Evans sef?

I laf in hausa

rodeo0070:
Etisalat Nigeria has just greatly accelerated the pace of its effort to stabilize the troubled telecoms company by changing the name brand.

It was exclusively gathered that the new name is 9Mobile. At an executive meeting held in Lagos two hours ago, the name 9Mobile was adopted and all staff across the country are being notified of the change of name.

Emerging Markets Telecommunication Services Ltd. (EMTS) trading as Etisalat Nigeria on Tuesday informed its customers that a proposed change of brand name will not affect its operations.

The telecoms company is yet to unveil the new brand to the public.

Etisalat Nigeria has 20 million subscribers, making it the country’s number four mobile operator with a 14 percent market share. Our mandate is to make sure the business runs as profitably as it can. What is most important now is to … ensure that the business runs and meets its obligations,” the company’s new chief executive Boye Olusanya said on Tuesday.

He said the telecom company is focused on getting the group back on track.

Source: https://brandspurng.com/etisalat-nigeria-gets-new-name-9mobile/

I hope 5gig ll be 1000 naira o.

Biafrawillcome:
So Buhari is ur God.

Respected mechanic

nooooo! Na god of biafra.

Biafrawillcome:
I work in a oyibo mechanic

blood of buhari Which one be oyinbo mechanic again?

Na d background weak me sef.

D man no loose sha.

AliasJoice:
i am not an afonja
this thread is just funny to me,pls i advise you to stop taking everything serious,sometimes you need to just read comments,and laugh it off

God bless

no blame am my dear, na lack of work.

PapiNigga:
This weight loss transformation photo of this Nigerian lady is currently going viral with online users doubting if she's really the same person.

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/07/this-hot-nigerian-lady-weight-loss.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala

no be who chop belle full dey watch weight.

sommy03:
Is this new s

no, na film

Ermacc:
they have killed so many, now they claim to have surrendered. Fg is housing and feeding them, next they will be sent out of the country on scholarship and we the good ones are still enduring this hardship. This country is a pot of beans. ewooooo! they are even drinking bottled water.

lol! Na d bottle water dey pain me pass.

Dem no dey tell man.

SaulRazor:
Why can't they do a video call instead of wasting jet fuel ..Osinbanjo needs to be careful with these mallams

guy u wan see slowpoke?

Temmi001:
Don't be an Idiot, Sir. His mate can't single-handedly develop a high end game like GTA and co. These games are developed by tens of high end developers with years of industry experience. You definitely have no knowledge what Programming is about, and you took it upon yourself to choose the path of ignorance.

he is more than an idiot but a complete sadist. That s a true evidence of poverty & witchcraft.

Tank god no b 4 naija, dem for say na buhari

Something must kill man.

Make I go roll my sk.

cyborg123:
Is it free or paid for?

guy dis peeps can never give it for free. That's there own way to milk d hell out of dumb believers.