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SABA2002:
Na because him be senator them award am 10M, if say na just ordinary man, the case no go even smell court room....


Next!

PierreDeFermat:
What would Dino do with 10m when he just bought a 180million naira vintage RR?
The rich keeps enriching the rich in my country. I've never heard of any poor man filing lawsuit awarded money in Nigeria.
Like someone said Owo kan owo. These people are more connected than we know. Whoever knows the DSS chairman is closer to Saraki than neck vein?
These people meet In clubs,cult meetings,etc. They're very connected with our corrupt judiciary custodians and so called law enforcers

Amelian:
Smmhhh.. No shame again. No wonder he doesn't have a gf, he's linked with.

Sugarmummies ti take over...make he dey there, warming their beds.. What a shame.

hahn:
I know what you are thinking, "my religion is the right one!"

Well, that is what the adherents of other religions also say and there are 4,199, excluding yours, of them



As you can see, the odds are not in your favour

Let us also put into consideration that there 7 versions of hell, ie 7 religions who also have hell (aside from yours),



the odds are still not in your favor.

But there is hope!

This thread aims at helping you identify if your religion is wrong as to as ensure you make the right choice and not end up in the real hell

In no particular order, here are common signs you can use in detecting if your religion is the true one and also help you identify the true religion if you happen to come across it.

Please note that the true religion will not have any of these traits.

1) Your "holy" book has lots of contradictions: Let us assume for instance that you are about to purchase a maths textbook for your kid, or for yourself, and on the first page you see "1+1=11", wouldn't this be enough to make you feel skeptical? Now, let us further imagine that you turn to the next page and the next and the next and keep seeing contradictions, would you still buy the book and even, in obvious stupidity, go around telling people that 1+1=11?

If your "holy" book has these contradictions, it would be wise to throw it in the trash can. This is an obvious sign that your religion is false.

In order find out if your "holy" book fits into this category, it would be advisable that you read it on your own. Do not rely on heresay, your pastor, imam, holy junkie to read and interpret it on your behalf. Pick it up and read it for yourself

God will be proud of you

2) You find a hard time explaining your religion to other people: Whenever someone else asks you "why" about your religious teachings you seem to find it difficult explaining it to them. No matter how hard and long you try to explain, you always seem to end up at a dead end. Most times, your religious teachings just do not make enough sense when you try explaining it to someone else.

Honestly, if your religion was from the one true "God", it wouldn't be that difficult to explain, now would it?

Afterall, God is not one of confusion.

3) Your religion seems to be plagiarized from other older religions: This one is a hard one to notice especially if you do not have adequate knowledge of other religions. If your religion has similar stories from other older religions then your religion is obviously fake. Afterall, God doesn't copy and paste.

To verify this, you would have to read up on ancient religions and point out the similarities with yours. If there are any, your religion is false.

www.google.com is a good place to start. And it's FREE!

4) You are required to believe without evidence and only faith : So, you want to buy a house and the real estate manager tells you that the house is beautiful and gives you all the specs of the house but tells you that you cannot see the house but that all you have to do is believe the house is there and make payment for the house, will you pay?

Now, apply this analogy to your faith. If someone tells you to believe whatever it is they are talking about without any proof, my bro/sis, na bobo. Pure scam. Do not risk eternity for such vague and unverifiable promises

5) You have never seen your God: Your God seems to be invincible, no one has ever seen it, or you have to carve stones and sticks just to see it then your God is nothing but a project of someone else's imagination. As beautiful and magnificent as the sun is we all see it. If your god was so real we would see it. Trust me, god would have no reason to play hide and seek.

6) Your god's characteristics contradicts itself: Your god is omnipresent but was not there when the first sin took place to prevent it. Your god is omniscient but created the devil to deceive people knowing very well they will end up in hell eventually. Your god is all loving but threatens people to love it or face eternal torture, damnation and barbecue in hell. That is not unconditional love. To know the meaning of the word unconditional, check it yourself @ www.dictionary.com. It is free.

7) Your god needs to be worshiped: Even to the extent of threatening to burn you in hell if you don't. Seriously? God that created everything needs you, a human who happens to be infinitesimal in the grand scheme of the universe, just to feel funky? If your god is truly great, it wouldn't need to servitude and slavery. These are human cravings, not that of a supreme being.

Your god supports slavery, discrimination and genocide: Just look into your holy book. If there are pages where these things are supported then your god is actually a psychopath and if you eventually see it, take it to a psychiatric hospital

9) No one has ever seen the hell or heaven of your religion: This one is kinda tricky because every religion that has hell and heaven also have adherents who have "died" and seen these places. Christians have died and seen Jesus and Jehovah so have Muslims who have died and see Allah and their future 72 virgin wives , Buddhists too etc.

Even you can deduce that there is something fishy here. Did they really see heaven or hell or just projections of their imaginations or are they just plain old lying?

10) There is no where in your holy book where your god refers itself as the god of your people: God of the Ibos? God of the Yorubas? God of the hausas? God of Africans? Have you ever heard your god refer to itself as the god of your people?

I doubt that. It is either it is god of israel or god of arabs of god of indians etc.

If your god is like this then be certain it is not a true god because a true god will not be tribalistic or take sides. After all, it did create everyone, didn't it?

11) You do not know anyone personally that has been healed miraculously by your god: And neither have you. All the "testimonies" are always in church, mosque, radio, tv, blogs, websites but never to you or people around you. You know a crippled in your area but no pastor or imam has ever been able to heal that person just out of the goodness of their heart. Very suspicious I say

12) Your god always needs money: Your pastor says you need money to build a house for god(as if spirits need to live in houses ) or that it needs money before healing you or providing any of it's other services like granting you a job, giving you a wife/husband, kids etc. It sha needs tithes and offering EVERY TIME. I mean how hard can it be for god to make money? Didn't it create everything?

A side effect of this is that the pastors, imams and spiritual junkies who collect these tithes on behalf of your god always seem to wear the finest clothes, ride the best cars, send their kids to the best schools(which 80% of the congregation cannot afford) and enjoy all the canal things of earth while you wait for paradise in heaven. Nigu

I will stop here for now. But these tips should be enough to guide you and help you avoid following the wrong religion, finding the right one and not ending up in hell.

Source: Na me write am. You dey find your own?

Goddys:
Please I need an advice of experienced peeps here.
A friend of mine working in Dubai wants to link me up with a factory job of 400k salary, and also I am due to partake in one year vocational training in Nigeria Law school that would enable me to practice as a lawyer in Nigeria.
Now I'm left in the dilemma of accepting his offer to link me up with the job or proceed to Nigeria Law School to qualify as a lawyer in Nigeria

Please what do I do?

Airforce1:
For a week now I've been with my new girlfriend at her school lodge and trust me it's never a dull moment.

I love her and she loves me so much.. I'm a good bad guy and she accepted me the way I am unconditionally.

She's got no make ups on she still look this beautiful. make u no pursue no future, dey dere dey pursue pvssy. Na ur body go tell u.

Sunday morning pix
Happy couple.

Blessings till death do us part.

wisdomguy4u:
My new neighbour spread her laundries out and went out; its about to rain now.... what should i do? pack them in or leave them out there?

guys, if na you wetin you go do ?

mmb:
At 56th independence party.

Explorers:
What $200,000,000 in cash looks like.

ebosie11:
Manchester United today celebrated Nigerian as she marks her 56th Independence celebration.Many Nigerians who are happy with the gesture took to social media and thanked the club.Below is what the club wrote and see how Nigerians reacted above......

'Happy Independence Day to all our fans in Nigeria!

We know you're a long way from Old Trafford but we feel your support every day. Thank you!'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/check-out-manchester-uniteds-message-to.html

Jessidaisy4:
Palm wine tastes awful, I didn't like it when I tasted it

AutoJoshNG:
I spotted this Mercedes Maybach 57 which is for sale at a price tag of N40 Million in Nigeria. Would you buy it if you could afford it?

See some features of the Maybach:

1) Engine and transmission: 5.5 V12 Twin-turbo 5-speed automatic.
2) Horsepower: 550 hp.
3) Drive train: Rear wheel drive.
4) Fuel type: Premium gas.
5) Acceleration: 0-60 mph in 5.68 seconds.
6) Fuel consumption: 10 mpg city and 16 mpg highway.
7) Fuel tank capacity: 29.1 gallons (110 litres).
Massaging seats.
9) 4 one-touch power windows with remote function.
10) The 4 passengers can control their AC independently.
11) Reverse tilt passenger mirror provides curb view when vehicle is in reverse and reverse camera.
12) DVD player with 2 wireless headphones.
13) Remote control for audio and video. You can control the audio system from the rear seats without calling on the driver.
14) Internet access and Wireless phone connectivity.
15) Electric sliding curtains for rear windows.
16) Programmable and cornering headlights that turns with the steering.
17) Engine immobiliser.
18) Remote anti-theft alarm system.
19) Retracting folding rear table.
20) Solar panel 2nd row sunroof.
21) Break resistant glass.

http://autojosh.com/buy-mercedes-maybach-57-n40-million/

suzan404:
2. Tuwo rice and Miyan Taushe




Northerners love their tuwo.

jmichlins:
where are the money generated from loot recovery, Tsa, removal of subsidy and a whole lot of other alleged money

OutOnBail:
sorry

Kizyte:
This is what is expected of every wealthy man and woman.

If I had so much money, I would do even more.

It's good to be philanthropic!

ijustdey:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/09/18/buhari-osinbajo-ministers-others-pocket-n2-3bn-salaries-one-year/

on d surface, dey bt luk d same, bt i personally tink, 4 a graduate, dssc is better dan ssc.why?
1- ssc get deployed to combat corps (depts) such as artillery, armour, infantry, ordinance etc while dssc get deployed to non-combat corps like finance, education, medical etc
2- ssc, on completion of officer cadet training are commisioned as 2nd Lt (1 star) while dssc are commisioned as Lt (2 stars)
3- as ssc, u have to compete for appointment wit regular commision offr (rememba dis r yung men dat spent 5 yr in nda.dia is a general dislyk of dssc/ssc comision offrs by dem
4- u dont hav age on ur syd since u prob graduated 4rm uni/poly above 25yr of age, dis guy usually pass 4rm d academy at 22/23

OutOnBail:
So u had to quote the whole post

BodyKiss:
You quoted the whole op to say this nonsense?

timidapsin:
After queuing for so long to get the Iphone 7.
There was huge excitement, across the world as Apple fans finally got their hands on the iPhone 7

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/08/3869EE6000000578-3792024-Apple_fans_lining_up_in_the_rain_for_days_like_Bishoy_Behman_17_-a-5_1474010633585.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/08/3869FCCF00000578-3792024-image-a-38_1474010808271.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/10/386DA91500000578-3792024-image-m-107_1474018315722.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/14/386DA99400000578-3792024-image-a-164_1474031636285.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/08/386D604B00000578-3792024-image-m-65_1474012244214.jpg

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While many users can be seen celebrating some have been rather disappointed after stores run out of stock
Well should we call this the IQueue?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/11/386E315D00000578-3792024-image-m-127_1474020194780.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/11/386E315D00000578-3792024-image-m-127_1474020194780.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/11/386E0EA400000578-3792024-image-m-130_1474020313525.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/08/386A818400000578-3792024-image-a-54_1474011664458.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/08/385F532700000578-3792024-Some_pitched_tents_and_rolled_out_sleeping_bags_for_an_uncomfort-a-29_1474010634453.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/10/386DFB4500000578-3792024-image-a-114_1474018639627.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/16/08/385F52D600000578-3792024-image-a-33_1474010634590.jpg

Source: http://afriwap.com/ios/apple-fans-react-after-finally-getting-their-hands-on-iphone7/