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cruzita:
chai !!!


bros sorry o



see as the thing come make u resemble HELL BOY

hahaha! Kai babe u wicked oo

Hahahaha! Naija women dey mad

For dis present situation? Dey there dey waste time. Una never hungry

Dis government tire me abeg

Oya time don reach for e-offering. Nothing is too small. Abeg make una help d ministry grow.

A per barrack boy, I flex every every

greatman247:
Everyone knows Royalty dont work in Nigeria but it works in abroad, so don't limit your example to just one hard headed country. For the fact that something fails in just one or few countries does not mean that you will generalize it. Music has more than pension. In fact most sports do, its Nigerian thing not to take care of their Musicians, sport men and women etc. No adequate welfare programs in place for them thats why most Nigeria desire to switch allegiance.

you re now talking like a Nigerian. Nice one

DropShot:
Let's hope this will mark beginning of departure from that culture.

you can't cheat nature

Drew0:
Chai prison na the worst place when person fit go for life! No freedom, you become depressed and fed up with life.

it's a life time experience especially when you have N500m breathing in ur acct, patiently waiting 4 u

Tobbey:
A friend told me he turned down an offer. He said the pay is 90K. For a Master's holder. He can't accept the offer.
So I ask, Is 90K too small for an Msc. graduate.

my brother grab it sharply cus I ve seen where a master's holder is managing with 25k.

greatman247:
Wetin concern me if he no invest well? So long if he goes broke, he is not coming to me for a dime. But music get more than pension self, its Royalty.

bros we dey quarrel? I ve much love for him so d truth need to be told ok. Royalty kini? For dis 9ja? Majek fashek suppose counsel u.

dandydrey:
Why is there a "d" in "fridge", but not in
"refrigerator" or "refrigerate"?

Pls does anyone have an idea

omo see observation oooo

ShutdownBrown24:
WATCH VIDEO



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXOBCI0FHic

p square with cheap stunts well, may God bless ur hustle.

Rapmoney:
Read patiently...

In Nigeria, majority of us find it difficult to seperate physical issues from spiritual issues. I'm not using this post to state that spiritual problems do not exist but what I'm hinting on is the annoying way many Nigerians attach every issue in life to the control spiritual forces! Even when it is very obvious that such problems could be physical or even self-induced!

Whenever an accident happens and casualties are recorded, people hardly have time to investigate the nature of the vehicles involved; whether they were in good condition or not or whether the attitude or actions (inactions) of the drivers might have caused it. You would be surprise to hear statements like 'I talk am, dis road dey drink blood well well...na so one woman still die for here last month' or 'Una know say Christmas dor near, na winch people just dey find blood to drink'. Isn't this statement too ridiculous for one who calls himself/herself a Christian to make? If you believe that Christmas is meant to celebrate Christ's birth, why would you ever think that witches, wizards and demons would chose that as the best time to 'drink blood'?

In Nigeria, if a lady clocks 30 and she's not married, people start pointing accusing fingers at the old folks in her family without critically considering factors such as her personal character, marital preferences or even the harsh economy that has made marriageable men to become few!!!

Sometimes, I see people who never thought of planning for the future accusing one person or the other as the cause of their misfortune. This is the same reason why you hardly see people praying in churches these days without fully focusing on 'binding' and 'casting' their spiritual enemies in a very ferocious manner! The modern day shiny suit-wearing pastors with punk hairs, have never failed to capitalize on this to extort people of their hard earned money. Even people who have no certificates and skills/handwork will tell you that their jobless condition is the result of some evil people who do not want their success! The same pastors might deceive such a person that his problem is caused by witches and wizards when in essence, the young man is the wizard in his own life.

Too much emphasis on has made Nigerians to believe that every problem is a spiritual one and needs a spiritual solution. Some problems in life just require us to be pragmatic, logical and to take the right decisions at the right time. That's why I love the Book of Proverbs in the Bible. It teaches you pure wisdom! Sometimes when you pray, all you need is just to thank God for life, protection and provision. We must not make every problem seem spiritual...some problems just require you to correct your past mistakes, take decisions that can better the situation and act right!

I often wonder why Nigerians organise so many crusades, fasting and prayer sessions and other religious gatherings with the aim of enhancing the economy when in essence, these are unnecessary! There are no demonds causing havoc in our country's socio-economic life! The fact remains that we have refused to do things the way they should be done. We don't need to call God all the time to come and save us from bad governance; God has given everyone freewill and the ability to know what's right and what's not. Switzerland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Malaysia, Singapore, Canada, etc have better economies and social systems than our country! Does it mean the citizens call on God more than we do?

If you have been calling on God and it seems He's not answering you, you should know that He wants you to use the brain He has given to you to solve issues!

Some problems could be spiritual but let's not make it seem as if all problems are spiritual and need divine intervention.

Good Day!

I will prefer you use the word MOST CHRISTIANS. Because nowadays even if plug for generator no fire, u go begin suspect your neighbour wey no dey greet you

My broda invest wisely cuz music no get pension oooo!

janzguy:
A woman born with a rare condition which stopped her jawbones growing properly has had her life transformed by pioneering surgery.

Ellie Jones from Wales was born with the facial deformity condition meaning her teeth were not aligned. When the Rhyl woman went to have her braces fitted to straighten her teeth, aged 14, consultant orthodontist Joy Hickman realized her jaw had not grown since she was eight-years-old.

Over the next six years Miss Hickman worked with consultant maxillofacial surgeon Emma Woolley at Ysbyty Glan Clwyd tooks and her whole life’s outlook.

She underwent her first operation at the age of 16 and Ellie, who is now 20, said: “It was really painful, but had to be done to sort the problem.

“I was on a liquid diet for about a month, which was really hard, and I couldn’t talk properly – I had to use a notepad to communicate.

“After a while I was able to mumble a few words, and had a lisp for a while due to how swollen my mouth was.”

The surgery paid almost immediate dividends: “About six months after it was my Year 11 prom and it looked good.”

Her jaws were cut horizontally and vertically, then a year later she endured more corrective surgery on her chin, which was also misshapen: “I’d always felt like my chin was too small, so the second procedure, which was optional, made another big difference.

“I mostly just felt relieved – I finally felt like I could be myself.”

http://divineloveudorji..in/2016/07/see-amazing-facial-surgery.html

Lil Wyane need to go for same surgery too.

horlamelekan:
5. This vengeful ghost




Lmao. They didn’t even try with this ‘ghost

see naija ghost abeg. Hw children no go fear for night?

TrapQueen77:
nothing beats the raw......

bae ur head dey house

DatCuteGuy:
It is commonly acknowledged that you should have protected sex to prevent unwanted pregnancy and protect yourself from sexually transmitted diseases. Although people understand the importance of wearing condoms, they still try to avoid wearing it for different reasons. Unprotected sex puts them at a greater risk of pregnancy and catching infections, but they can’t give up the feeling of sex without condom. Keep reading to learn how it feels to have sex with condom vs. withoutand how to be safer when having unprotected sex.


What Does It Feel to Have Sex with Condom vs. Without?

When it comes to wearing condom while having sex, many people want to know the exact differences of feeling between sex with and without condom. Of course, you can try it yourself and decide, but different people have different opinions about having sex with condom vs. without.


What Does Sex Feel Like With a Condom?

Some people are of the view that it is a good idea to wear condom because it helps them feel safe and relaxed about STDs and unwanted pregnancy. This mental relaxation leads to a more enjoyable sexual experience.
People who have issues such as premature ejaculation say that wearing condom improves their timing. Condom reduces friction and often helps increase your staying power.
The type of condom used during the act also has an impact on how it feels to have sex. Some condoms are tagged as 'pleasure-enhancing' and they actually make sex a lot more exciting. Condoms with a coating of premium lube or enhanced textures make sex enjoyable for both parties.


What Does Sex Feel Like Without a Condom?

Some people enjoy the enhanced feeling they experience when having sex without condom. They find it much more exciting and smoother.
Some men love skin-on-skin contact and they just don't want to sacrifice it by wearing condom. Bare skin makes it a lot more intimate and the feelings of coming inside their partner adds to the excitement.
Some females are also in favor of having sex without condom because it lets them enjoy the real texture of skin and the feeling of being ejaculated inside their bodies.

So which do u practice most Which are u more comfortable with

Cc lalasticlala

my dear ur head correct

PrettyCrystal:
We don's know what's really wrong with this guy who caused quite a scene with his "eye-popping" attire at a night club. After flaunting his "sexy curves" while posing for a shot, the guy has now become a subject of ridicule on twitter where his case is trending.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/man-breaks-internet-after-being-spotted.html

Gay Alert! Kenya again I guess.

crusadistic:
xtianity is a Demonic religion!

blood of buhari

impactinfluence:
Following the cash crunch that has gripped the
Nigerian economy, sources within presidency are
saying the president and his cabinet members,
should be forced to resign for their inability to
manage the economy. The decline in the
nation’s economy has been attributed to the
renewed bombing of pipelines by militants in the
Niger Delta region and the 70 per cent decline in
oil prices from about S116 per barrel in June
2014 to about $30 per barrel earlier in the
year. Investigations had showed that the initial
plan of the government, was to release the sum
of N350 billion every quarter, to ensure that
there were sufficient funds to keep capital
projects running, but this plan has been
thwarted, due to dwindling oil revenue and lack
of clear cut economic policies.
According to Post-Nigeria, the non-release of
funds is having a devastating impact on the
Ministries, Department and Agencies, (MDAs), as
they are barely able to pay salaries, while every
other obligation, particularly execution of capital
projects, have been put on hold. ”With the
excruciating hardship, and inflation rate hitting
16.5 percent, Buhari should do the needful, by
tendering his resignation letter, having failed
180 million Nigerians,” a credible source
lamented. Other reliable sources, added that the
MDAs are currently frustrated, and are even
scared of advertising for jobs, because they
know there are no funds to execute them. “The
Ministry of Finance cannot even release quarterly
allocation to MDAs as it used to do in the years
past, because it is President Muhammadu Buhari
who decides what is to be released, to which
sector and at what point”, the source added.
The United States of America, had taken a swipe
and called for the resignation of President
Buhari. US accused the Buhari administration of
sheepishly running Nigeria underground. The US
former Chairman of House Intelligence
Committee, Pete Hoekstra, made this disclosure
on behalf of the United States, in an opinion
article he wrote on Friday, June 17, published in
the Wall Street Journal.

spynigeria.com/2016/07/23/presidency-says-buhari-might-resign-gives-shocking-reason-naij-com/

resign? Say wetin happen? He must face him shame oo

Lianabae:
Have you seen any? This is quite massive I must confess and I don't think milk will ever run dry in this..lolzzzz!!!
- See more at source http://www.dianaplay.com/2016/07/have-you-seen-any-thin-lady-with-big.html

who d breast help?

SamUtaji:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4008277_muhammadaliwilldetailsboxingchampestatedividedpp_jpg9fce92ee9ffef04d8427eec1b5eb7e64




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704342/Muhammad-Ali-s-son-dumps-wife-two-children-inheriting-boxing-legend-s-80million-fortune.html

may God punish poverty!

oglalasioux:
Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

Without messing with your belief, I must tell you that 90% of what religion do which we term miracles is actually solid science. The white people know but they won't just blow it up yet and expose religion because the existence of the state of Israel hinges on the belief that a being somewhere is controlling the universe. The contrary is the truth.

pregnant women wey dey spit anyhow, their throat suppose don bust na.

mrphysics:
Today, we read https://www.nairaland.com/3236793/fg-set-generate-electricity-uranium about the move by the federal government to generate electricity from the element Uranium, i read how many people opposed it while some agreed to it, let us briefly highlight some things about the heavy element Uranium.

a., Uranium is a very heavy metal which can be used as an abundant source of concentrated energy .Uranium occurs in most rocks in concentrations of 2 to 4 parts per million and is as common in the Earth's crust as tin, tungsten and molybdenum. Uranium occurs in seawater, and can be recovered from the oceans.

b.
Uranium was discovered in 1789 by Martin Klaproth, a German chemist, in the mineral called pitchblende. It was named after the planet Uranus, which had been discovered eight years earlier.
Uranium was apparently formed in supernovas about 6.6 billion years ago. While it is not common in the solar system, today its slow radioactive decay provides the main source of heat inside the Earth, causing convection and continental drift.


c.

The high density of uranium means that it also finds uses in the keels of yachts and as counterweights for aircraft control surfaces, as well as for radiation shielding.
Uranium has a melting point of 1132°C. The chemical symbol for uranium is U.

Let's keep going

Dedicated to my grandmother who left me to the world beyond today 20/7/2016 @ exactly 10:00 a.m. she was 72yrs, Till her death Oshiahu Rose Ngwuta was a peaceful woman. We will miss you.


http://www.world-nuclear.org/information-library/nuclear-fuel-cycle/introduction/what-is-uranium-how-does-it-work.aspx

OP you sure say no b u sell ur granny soul to nailarand (frontpage). RIP Mama

Badgers14:
All this write write ... Haba she no dey tire

If na so she bin dey write write give senate about the economic woes wey dey Nigeria now... Nigeria for be world power

No be she find trouble in the first place

Normal women parole, trouble dey sleep, she go find am, now trouble don dey follow am, she dey play victim

FTC o jaree
Make i finish my kpof kpof sef

this woman dey cook for her husband at all?

greatgod2012:
It baffled me too.

Imagine two senators, that are supposed to be making laws for us, throwing tantrums at each other like children, and what the so called women NGOs could do is to protest against abuse.



But these NGOs were not bothered when women like them were murdered in their cold blood, just because of religious differences.


Nigerians and misplaced priorities is like Siamese twins.





Perhaps because those women killed were not as rich and influential like the politician's wife involved in the squabbles.

the thunder wey go fire them worst pass Bubu regime

stephenduru:
National Chairman of APGA, Chief Ozo (Dr) Victor Ike Oye Ozo Chikwadolu celebrated his 60th birthday and 30th wedding anniversary at St. Patricks Cathedral Awka recently.

Shockingly police and civil defence officials were spotted dragging buckets with other people at the event held at St Patricks Cathedral.

Bros,I don cover my face with cloth.This is shameful!

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/see-what-police-and-civil-service.html

na Changee cause am.