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WiLdFLame:
who are you?

I am who I am

What a wonderful moment. Especially when u re married & still cheating on ur partner

Women to be precise.

Endtime relationship, Endtime punishment.

Egbon op u sure?

He s running out of blood(vampire), they better do something b4 He bites

echobee:
Its my birthday today. Thanking GOD for life,good health,soundmind and all the good things of life. It been GOD all through. My fellow nairalanders help me wish myself happy birthday .
2016, its my year . Am taking terriorities.

Happy Bufdai Mate!

On both chicks without hesitation. But I go compensate her sha.

TobyKelechi:
The Nigerian rapper Falz shared a photo of his Dad with Fela Kuti and his brother Beko Kuti on Instagram with the caption: “The struggle no be today #Legendary Icons”

Falz aka Folarin Falana who is the son of human rights lawyer Femi Falana studied law at the University Of Reading and also schooled at the Nigerian Law School Abuja where he qualified as a barrister.

When he was asked why he was into music, he said “Music is my passion, that is why I am in music.”

http://kaobedave.com/music-news/falz-shares-photo-of-his-dad-with-fela-kuti/

black & White pisure in 1993 #Idonbelivit cuz d pisure old pass d year joor

Happy Bufdai 2 me!

Eledan:
Dstv major selling points are the Mnet channels and Supersports.
With Netflix, I can get all the Movies and shows. For current movies, box office and life sports I will turn to GENESIS on my Android MXiii box.

wia can I get Android MXiii box here in Nigeria?

Tolexander:
And no blood!

bros I no fit shout! Nairaland itsef tire me

...or?

Teempakguy:
One thing we've always been agitiating for in this section is the ladies.

I know, there are no desirable men here. we're all scrawny nerds, but still . . .

I've always Admired female scientists . . . even before i became a main stream scientist, all my crushes were scientists . . . they were also dead people, so . . . i never got to express my feelings . . . thanks.
so I thought to share my crush collection to you guys, right? because that's totally normal.
so, here, I present to you, my crushes in this world, Seven of my most favorite female scientists, The list of the most interesting women in the world.

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Emmy Noether
[img]http://www.agnesscott.edu/lriddle/women/noether.jpg[/img] Hmmmn . . . nice curves . . . sorry, i mean,
Emmy Noether was a female Jewish German scientist. she was both a mathematician and theoretical physicist. She was actually one of the leading mathematicians of her time! She has a theorem called Noether theorem that explains the relationship between symmetry and conservation laws. and hey, Albert Einstein, pavel Alexandrov , and hermann weyl referred to her as THE most important woman in the entire history of mathematics. not to mention her cur . . . sorry, contributions to physics. abstract algebra, topology and mathematical rings.

Grace Hopper
https://www.shorpy.com/files/images/SHORPY_3c11439u.jpg

Okay fine . . . maybe she isn't that good looking . . . to shallow guys.
so this lady right here, is just too amazing. she was both a soldier AND a scientist. she is often referred to as amazing grace. she, invented the first complier, invented the word, debugging, contributed to the development of one of the first high level programming languages, she was a navy rear admiral . . . she was one of the first programmers of the havard mark I computer, she was one of the developers of UNIVAC . . . can i hear a slow clap from there?

Ada Lovelace
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ZA6yTXr7mI0/UMYHMnvnD_I/AAAAAAAACoI/j3-Txr0MRZo/s1600/Google-Doodle197thBdayAdaLovelacePortrt.jpg[/img]

What attracts so many women to computing?
anyway, Ada lovelace, the curvy goddess of computer science, is the first programmer in the world. that's right, you guys in the programming section . . . a lady beat you to it. sorry.
so, she died at the age of 36, a minute silence . . . she was a British mathematician, who is, not only the first person to program, but the first person to design an algorithm. because she's just that cool. she was a countess, and she was also the first person to realize that the power of computers was more than just calculations. she envisioned that they could eventually be used for doing things that can be broken down logically. just like your computer can now play videos. instead of just doing calculations.

marie curie
https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/chemistry/laureates/1911/marie-curie.jpg

If you don't Already know this woman, then . . . where have you been? come on! anyway, she was polish . . . and, you know, became french . . . concerning the nobel prize, she is the only woman to win twice, the first person to win twice, and the only person to win twice in multiple sciences(take that . . . Albert . . . )
she died at 66, which is generally a good age, i guess. i mean, come on, you know when Blaise pascal died? even without radio activity.
so, she coined the term, radioactivity, she Isolated two elements, polonium and radium, and she also dabbled into medicine as well, figuring out, miraculously, no doubt, how to use radioactivity to treat certain illnesses! she became the director of the red cross radiology service, and went Florence nightingale on everyone. her contributions will never be forgotten at all in the history of science.
(wipes tears. )

Irene Joliot curie
[img]http://saintssistersandsluts.files./2012/08/irc3a8ne_joliot-curie_1897-1956_c-_1935.jpg[/img]

Notice something? yeah me too. she is the daughter of marie curie.
yeah. so . . . she is also a nobel prize winner. and she also worked on radioactivity. and Oh, she shared the prize with her husband.
anyway, her mother got the prize for natural radioactivity, and she got the prize for artificial radioactivity.
i know, right? i told you the list contains the most interesting women in the world, didn't I? . and her daughter is also a very prominent scientist. talk about strong genes.
unfortunately, she also got killed by radiation . . . (fine, robinhez may have a point. ) but who cares, right? she's still a gem in the field of science.

Alice Ball
https://i1.wp.com/www.clutchmagonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Ball_Alice_Augusta.jpg?resize=269%2C381

A minute silence for our blood sister here. yup, she is a black lady. and she died at the age of 24. so young. so painful. and she has only one picture to her credit. who knows what she might have accomplished if she'd lived longer. just at that young age, she already had a masters degree. and, she developed a treatment for leprosy for more than twenty years. what's really interesting about her is what more she could have done. imagine if Einstein had died at 24.

Sofia Kovalevskaya
[img]http://cdn.ruvr.ru/2011/08/10/1252589782/Sofja_Wassiljewna_Kowalewskaja_1.jpg[/img]

Russians and their impossible to pronounce names . . . smh . . .
anyway, this lady right here, is my most recently discovered female scientist. And she didn't disappoint at all. she made several significant contributions to analysis(calculus is a subset of this.) partial differential equations, and mechanics. she was the first female professor in Russia, she also introduced the Cauchy-Kovalevskaya theorem. not that hard to grasp if you're good in math, i guess. here, take a look. [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauchy%E2%80%93Kovalevskaya_theorem[/url]

So, i guess my point is, what a man can do . . . a woman can equally do. . and we have always learned in science that anytime a woman is involved, something entirely dynamic changes science. and we really DO want more women to come and contribute. because they really can. and whenever they do, they become one of the most interesting women in the world.



Cheers.


Lalasticlala, dominique, Robinhez, johnydon22 and his freecocoa, dekatron, Xploraben, Sirwere, freemanan, Llaykorn, Mathschic . . . and other interesting people of the world . . .

Cossy Orjiakor

Monalisa185:
no o...I never wash am

ok, no wanda.

irunooboo:
Sperm and pusssy water makes the towel dirty

like seriously

Monalisa185:
sorry, my towel doesn't get stained after bath...










you know why??









because.....














the color is brown

u get mouth! Hope say u neva been wash am sha

Dis question suppose comot 4 jamb bcuz na dem wicked pass

cyberdurable:
dumbing dumping

ok sir! But u understan sha.

Wetin dey d packet fit no be wetin dey d inside oo. Due to expi I no dey fall 4 appearance again.

Wetin cum concern bible with porn?

cyberdurable:
I hail oooo...this ur grammar shock me

ooh! So bcuz I no use gran abi? Pigin na Pigin ok.

Mad max na movie? E no make any sense abeg

No time to waist for 2016. #Deythere

As per Naija na dumbing grown. Make we dey watch

Be serious. Ur numba is forwarding. Hw much? I also hv d albino for crossing.

Endtime cow, Endtime OP, Endtime Mod, Endtime Nairalanders

swagaholic:
Naija, ntn fit vex us 4 dis country

bros na to make yasef sef happi ooooooo

contactmorak:
Nigeria on Friday unveiled a nine-metre tall statue of Jesus Christ carved from white marble, thought to be the biggest of its kind in Africa.
Standing barefoot with arms outstretched, the "Jesus de Greatest" statue weighs in at 40 tonnes.


More than 100 priests and hundreds of Catholic worshippers attended the nine-metre (30-foot) statue's official unveiling in the village of Abajah in Imo state, Nigeria.

The statute was commissioned by Obinna Onuoha, a local businessman who hired a Chinese company to carve it. It was placed in the grounds of a 2000-capacity church that he built in 2012.


In his homily at a Mass before unveiling the statue, presiding bishop Augustine Tochukwu Okwuoma said it is a "very great symbol of faith" for Catholic worshippers and passers-by alike and remind them of the importance of Jesus Christ," The presiding Bishop blessed the statue after mass.

The cost of the statue has not been revealed.

The 43-year-old boss of an oil and gas service company timed the statue's unveiling to coincide with his parents' 50th wedding anniversary.


He said the idea of building a giant statue of Jesus came to him in a dream nearly 20 years ago.
And when his 68-year-old mother fell seriously ill a few years ago, she made him promise that he would build a church if she survived.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-from-unveiling-of-africas.html

Brazil in Nigeria live!

SexyStrawberry:
We never finish to dey use twitter, instagram, facebook, tango,whatsapp and even Wechat, na hooker we wan come meet friends abi?

my dear, d eworld sef tire me

I playam die!

Try to be romantic ok.