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love her so much !!!

ANGELINA JOLIE IT IS

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TPBM IS A LOVELY GAL _*smiles*

Meaningless

I got this email today, simply hilarious.



WHO WAN MARRY

There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only
one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.

On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came
out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of
winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.

Immediately all the men turned back and started
wearing their shirts again. Dissapointed, some of them said "make de man go marry im pikin jo!".

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool.
Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and
crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as
the would-be in-law, panting.

The rich man, could not believe it. He asked the man
to name anything he wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably.

Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, ", show me the pesin wey push me inside di
swimming pool"

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MAKE SHE COOK EHMMMMMMMMMMMMM _*Thinking*

Yea man,I love this, . , . , KEEP'T UP !!!





Cheers Mate !!

We Boyz/men Are toys ? Ooop! i cant believe a lady posting this.Well thatz what she thinks.

But what i believe is that no matter how dence a guy could be,he will know when a Lady is toying with him or using him but he may not show it cos he knows what he's looking for in her.Believe it or not,u will never know if a guy is toying with ur heart.

Guys are the most pretendance of all and if a lady jilt or dump a guy now tell me who is losing ?. . . So i dont think it does worth it 2 call a Man,guy,boy(whichever) a toy.

LUV U ALL!

nah. . dont want to

TPBM dont know whatz going on here !

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Mase is not already in G-UNIT but spend most of his time with 50/gunit.But in the long run things can still come to past.Mase still has them talking with his G-Unit freestyles. If you haven't heard, he has a joint that dropped a couple of months ago called "Check Cleared " on which he's throwing a light jab at Diddy and calling Brandy a hoe (to her on again-off again boyfriend New York Knick Quentin Richardson no less). People have been calling in to New York radio stations, calling Pastor Murda a hypocrite. The G-Unit's "Energy God," Tony Yayo, says let Mase do his thing.

"I feel like he felt like he was in a situation and had to get things off his chest," Yayo explained of Mase's recent hardcore freestyles. "He's around 50 and us, he's feeling good, he's in a good situation. It's just a mixtape rap.

"I think he wanted to see if he still had 'Murda' in him, and he did," Yayo added. "On them tracks he's spitting fire. When everybody around you is spitting like that, maybe it tempted him to spit like that a couple of times. 'Let me see if I can go toe-to-toe with some of the best artists that's out right now.' "

Yayo also said he's heard new Mase material that is leaning on the more conscious side, but will be controversial nonetheless.

R U asking me ?

[B]usher raymond[/b] would be ladies man & win many dance competition. . .

[B]akon[/b] would be a talented vocalist,

50cent would be a troublesome thug that full of talent, bullshittin' his mates

young buck would b dope boy and pickpoket,

lyod banks would be a new commer tryin to make thin's happen,

b'wow would be a lil thug loved by babez and n!&&@z,

lil'romeo would be a just growin' up lil stud loved by kidz and babez

snoopdogg will be b!tc#s man and king of thuggz and n!&&@z

@candy A
MONEY MAN, . .Funny thou.


                             
[b]Immediately after the rainy season in Nigeria, President Jerry Rawlings of Ghana made the first of a series of visits to Nigeria in order to hold talks with General Sani Abacha[/color][color=#990000]. Their talks would take place over the next 9 months as they would seek to develop a micro enterprise system among small businessmen from both countries as well as enter into a free trade agreement with the two neighboring countries.

Upon arrival at the airport, Jerry Rawlings and his entourage of 25 were greeted by Abacha and his entourage of 50. There, they exchanged pleasantries and immediately drove off in Abacha's Limousine.

They were not five minutes out of the airport when Jerry Rawlings spotted a man urinating at the side of the road. Five minutes had passed and Rawlings saw at least six more men relieving themselves at the side of the road.

Too his amazement, Rawlings then spotted a woman and her four children all urinating on the road.

It was at this point that Rawlings threw up his has in disgust. "Why is it that Nigerians are so dirty? Every place I look, I see someone urinating or taking a S_ _ _ on the street as if it were a toilet. Can't you maintain better control of your people?" said Rawlings.

"Shut up!" yelled Abacha. "You stop all of this self righteous rubbish immediately! Everywhere in Africa, this is the way of life. All Africans do this. And besides, you can not fool me for one minute and tell be your people are above this."

As silence came over them, Abacha made a mental note to himself, that on his next visit to Ghana he would point out how Ghanaians piss in the street.

Upon arrival with his delegation at the airport in Accra Ghana, Abacha[/color] made it his duty to point out the first urinator that he saw.

Jerry Rawlings was not yet finished asking how the [color=#990000]Abacha family were doing, when no more than three minutes had passed since they departed the airport that Abacha so a man in a long white flowing robe urinating.

"Mr. President! Look. I thought you said your people don't piss on the streets?" said Abacha.

In a fit of rage, Rawlings ordered his driver to stop at once and apprehend this violator. When the man in the white robe was brought forth Abacha's eyes bulged from his face and he fainted.

The cause of such reaction was he recognized the roadside pisser in white was his (Abacha's) Minister of Housing and Development!!!!! [/b]


Haa Haa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back from work, take a cold or warm shower(depends on the weather condition).Watches when U r mine watch movies, smtimes call ma G/F 2 come around and av fun.Do some prayer and go 2 bed

Do what !?! Jilt me and go for my Best friend and my best recieved her with enthusiasm?.

Stop am if na play (if its a joke you should should stop it). That will never happen and if it should happen I will make sure I destroy them both. I will make sure they live to remember me. I will fight till the end or I will just leave him for God.