₦airaland Forum

Toks2008:
No one is contesting that just that the female folks are more diisadvantaged.

Oshomale s a 63 year old man who just married a 29year old beauty so i know what im implying when i wrote that.

No matter the shakara of a lady,na man go still marry am so the point is for her to make hey when her sun is still very bright.

I hear u oGa.....if oshiomole wasn't a governor and has a lot to spend she won't have accepted. It all comes down to money.......its hardship, poverty and ur life style dat determines dat....not d gender

Toks2008:
When i look at the way some babes flaunt their hot bodies,pretty faces and curves i tend to yinmu to them because many of them are ignorant of the fact that no matter the cream,no matter the surgery or cosmetics they use to enhance their beauty,there is always a gradual yet hardly noticeable depreciation of their beauty and bit by bit that sweet looking face,that super firm tits and that hot body will begin to experience law of diminishing returns and nobody can ever stop that from happening.

So i dey beg all the ladies wey believe say they are too hot to be with one man to relax,cool down very well and pick one man to settle with before they become an object of consideration by men and If you believe you are too hot to be with one man then be ready to be sampled by many men.

In 7 out of 10 ladies,all their gragra is from the ripe age of 18 to 35 and once you don dey pass 35years GOD help you so baby Juliana, kwachara anya gi.

same goes for u guys too......who doesn't age? So stop sounding as if aging is only ladies thing.

sigiyaya:
The issue of KONGI is becoming so alarming and very serious in this country, it is no longer a problem for our youths or for the old nor for a particular gender in our society,research also has it that some married men and women go through these unhealthy phenomenon. In fact it has become a problem for every body in this country. I will therefore urge the federal government lead by president Muhammadu Buhari GCFR to look into this ugly situation, and as a matter of urgency do something about it.I strongly believe that a total eradication of these will go a long way on addressing the problem the youths and olds are facing everyday in this country as a result of this monster called KONGI. I hereby advocate that the federal government should please swing it to action immediately in other to arrest this problem and put a smile on the faces of its citizens as every responsible government will do.

bros wat has government got to do wit konji?.....

gabazin080:
What's the msg he is trying to pass now

he's trying to tell u to be conscious of ur way of life out there.

moca:
Nonsense!

Assuming u r the one who couldnt give ur wife belle nko?

Can she go outside?

Can she tell d world her boo is impotent?

Warped and myopic nigerian mentality.

What happened to adoption?

Jeez!

What is wrong with these folks.
SMH

why shud one adopt wen there re chances of having ur own flesh and blood.......adoption is easier said dan done.....its d only option wen all hope is lost.

Chuksgeo:
Yes it is very wrong, wait on God, for there shall be none barren in zion"

bros forget dat thing....the issue is complicated o....yes it is true God said so......'for there shall be non barren in zion',but some ladies made dem self barren......in as much as wat d man did was wrong...we don't also knw wat d wife did dat made her not to concieve........wat if her womb was removed?.. of which no lady wil ever tell u wat she has done with herself in d past.in dis life time waits for nobody.

webprince:
...men are supposed to know all LOL

lol..... u re not serious

webprince:
Yes! no man is a mountain, we all learn everyday

but some of u guys act like dey knw all.....wen actually dey don't knw 'jack'......am glad u agree wit me.

Wish dey cud pick a few tips from this cos no matter hw much u think u knw, u re still lacking somewhere.

Basket mouth got it right.

Its obvious he wants to see where he came out from.

Hmmm.....I hope houses will not be built in dat forest in future? na to dey hear strange sounds nd bad dream.

Johnnoah1st:
PLS IF U DONT HAVE D MONEY TO GET A LAWYER, pls pm me and i will finance u personally, CUS U REALLY HAVE TO GET A LAWYER, dats all.

okay......oga doc of central bank

Johnnoah1st:
DIS ONE NA OPONU SHA, shey na me be d OP ni? why cant u put on ur eye glass b4 reading on nairaland since u knw u have eye problem? now! dis is my final decision, PLS GO AND GET A LAWYER, dats all.

walahi u need deliverance olorun ngbo

Johnnoah1st:
WHO IS DIS MUGU NOW? GET OUT! and go get a lawyer.

na u be d biggest magamugu why re u even sharing it here ode buruku.......make den for clap for u or na na guilty conscience won kill u or maybe to teach new tricks or wat? I sorry for u.....nw u re feeling fly don't be suprised u 'll start nursing STD in a couples of months time.......olori awon mugu.

proxillin:
A playboy chasing a girl for 6 months where other girls are there ...tell me she is d only girl in Nigeria.

When I realized she played me, I resolved to making sexual move...

Well I can't blame u...u see this as gender fight...

After reading...u can't say the truth but look for irrelevant loopholes...

Typical Nigerian girl ..even a prostitute will say what u r saying .trying to defend a fellow gender

from d very beginning ur intensions were orterior......dats why u weren't pacient enough wit her and heading for her friend instead.....now wey u don do am.......shey ur eye don clear?

proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.

I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

is it obvious u re just a play boy? And its guys like u dat will come here to rant'girls stop giving us sex' as if u guys are anybetter......I don't blame u...its d loose miss hot pant I blame...

ramdris:
People have realised that those so called ex militant only used them to acquire wealth. Now that the table seems to be turning against them, they want to forment trouble by instigating the same people they abandoned when the going was good.
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Never again![/size]

don't mind dem as if dey got any share from d amnesty........dey have forgotten dey have no place to run to if d militant start their killing and kidnapping combined wit boko haram...den nigeria will be another round of civil war.somepeople are here hailing and praising him as if dey got a share from d money otompolo and his guys got.

Nonybb:
The greatest gatherings of evil men with evil intentions of Igbo's political attrition. Rochas Cockrocha deserved death for eating and drinking with the enemies of our souls. I do not want Biafra, I want to stand and fight and rescue our country from the fulani oppression. I wish the plane carrying this evil men back home will crash since my merciful lord did not answer the one I prayed when they were going. APC is evil, just look at the way they were laughing, eating and drinking because Northern Fulani men will get 90% of Buhari's 6000 appointments

if d plane no come crash on their way back......go and ask baba God 'why?

Nonybb:
The greatest gatherings of evil men with evil intentions of Igbo's political attrition. Rochas Cockrocha deserved death for eating and drinking with the enemies of our souls. I do not want Biafra, I want to stand and fight and rescue our country from the fulani oppression. I wish the plane carrying this evil men back home will crash since my merciful lord did not answer the one I prayed when they were going. APC is evil, just look at the way they were laughing, eating and drinking because Northern Fulani men will get 90% of Buhari's 6000 appointments

if d plane no come crash on their way back......go and ask baba God 'why.

Atleast she can write

She doesn't have home training........hw come she's d only girl sitting like dat

Don't let God wipe out dis generation like sodom and gomorah.....

Remember to do human papiloma virus (Hpv).....it kills faster dan hiv

U knw its wrong already.......why asking again......pray such thing doesn't happen to u.......u shud have allowed her to finish d mourning.......am sure u didn't just start....u have been doing it wit her even b4 d husband died.

Hmmm.....na wa o....he can do a new thing.........remember he's a miracle working father.get well in no time dear.

MEILYN:
That was how a girl deceived me. I was a virgin too at that time, so I didn't know what'sup. She told me with all seriousness that she was a virgin and no man would ever touch her till she gets married. I loved her more because of that, I gave her everything she wanted, hoping to get married to her someday. Things happened so quick and we found ourselves making love. I wanted to give her that respect but she declined, she held me tight, this girl held my manhood and twisted it from left to right. I was afraid, I didn't want to cu.m too quick because I was a novice but her romance made me so Hot. I took of her panties, did a little pre-intimacy (The ones I see on Porn). I inserted my joystick and walahi it was free like badagry express way. I jumped out and asked her why she lied that she is a virgin when she is not? She told me that she didn't feel anything, she also said I didn't penetrate very well and insisted she is a virgin. As a Jew man, I went again to confirm, doubting my ability in the process. It was as wide as ever. I came out again and her excuse this time was that she was circumcised at a young age. That was the last time I saw her......

lolz......na wa 4 u

stinggy:
How do you know if you didn't add him

hw won't I knw I did......am not interested dats why I didn't.....am suspecting u o....its like u have a***d him

[quote author=stinggy post=34870795]How do you know if you didn't add him hw won't I knw.....I don't hv interest dats why I didn't.am suspecting u o.....its like u have

shiizzy:
dnt lie u have added him
dnt lie u have added him

hmm....why shud I add him......God forbid......he's not creating a marriage /dating forum......it was a nude forum he came up with ....smh