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I know Zah's old pic was kinda old but not ugly, ur in "diaspora" now so post a better pic

Thanks omogenaija i usually just dump them

What about those stupid VCD cases that wont open or break when u tryin to hard to open them _{why cant they just use dvd?}

yea i wanna see that thing too boo boo

Send it to me @ adekemi , i wil hook u up

kennis music website anyone?

i know queenzy will soon be here splashing her pics here

I know in nigeria universities do not follow time-table no summer holiday unless they strike

I know i cant remember the last time i heard a car horn

I know i don't like people flashin me

moyosoret:
its really a long break, but someone like me needs all the break in the whole wide world, just imagine while i was considering travelling and enjoying myself, i was given a memo of a meeting slated for saturday again, can u imagine that?
advise for u sha- go to kuramo beach- u re sure of getting some relaxing body massage by those, , its usually a make your choice thing, big, small, fat, lepa, heavy, tiny and whicheve way u want it, i can promise u it ll be an experience u ll never forget soon. but make sure u go with enough dough o, so if u don't have enough, quickly rush to the bank if u don't have your ATM card.

Hmmmm dont u know how to have a good time shweety

there are 10000+ headset in nigeria, direct her to the computer village

The ones that want to go to the U.S probably want to go for holidy or else theyve been watching too much MTV base - thinking its all glossy. I don't think i can live there, maybe just for the Freaky girls with[b] booty like woahhhhhhhh [/b]

why cant they just build a barrier like the thames barrier? it will be useful for many many years thats if they maintain it

when someone gets shot blood comes out of the mouth a second later

you can alway see the cameraman's shadow on the wall,mirror, shades  , floor  

you know the end of the films before u insert the "Disc B"

You can act 1million film with the same look n style, they don't shave,(that igbo man with beards plays cult leader mostly) , they don't change names, BaBA suwe, Pa kasumu,

You will be cured of all your illness as long as u pay the hospital first,  if u dnt pay , "Ha!!! ayam sorry, Take Heart"  , then the doctor leaves u alone

Hospitals are always one bedroom

u will always get drip no matter what your illness is 

the director is the producer , he/she is also the main actor, who is always playing the role of th good guy

u never edit a phonetic mistake u just correct urselve n move on

when a young guy/girl leave the village for lagos, s/he is goin to make it big as a prostitue or a cultist

Starting Salary 1.5million P/A

£6000/p.a wtf

you guys have just taken over and personalised this Topic, u might as well change the topic 

i know seun is obsessed with electricity generation no worry e go better _{(hmm i wonder why all these foreign investors are shying away from it)}
Hot_CoCo i don't think u really want to go to nigeria to deal with all these hassle , plus loads of blood red tapes n ghana must go brown envelopes

There are alot of stock brokers in nigeria now so they have very competeive charges best sector to invest is Banking and Oil

As for property market, build to let is a good way to go 

_{this dude is obsessed with nepa n phcn ,}

Electricity is not for everyone, esp with the whole thing in government control , so fix up!

Hot CoCo just buy shares if u can trust me you will get hypertension if u do anything in nigeria especially while your based in london

I know im sorry for the "fit for italy via benin"

I know maki is a happy bunny

I know maki has alot of energy

you can get ideas from http://www.arsenal.com/index.asp

I know she knew i felt good calling my B-A-B-Y

I know Maki would wake up from her dream if she realise im a chief and work with a multinational oil company in PH

I know i was talking about a tight-jeans pic not a naked booty pic!!  

I know it will look good in a tight jeans

I know it will look great on my thighs  

i know maki is Da real TEK BODY GAL

i know maki would be so kind showin me a picture of her booty

not really me but to relatives and a whole lot of other law abiding citizens


I know its sad but true

I know in nigeria people die "just like that"

I know in nigeria you can get arrested after buying a land

I know in nigeria you can get someone arrested with just N1000/night

I know in nigeria u can get charged N20000 even if ur not at home da whole month

dis world no good o

uve known him for 4years plus,

dont u actually think it would be better if he sorts out his finance esp his own accomodation


and again dump him, if he unashamedly says he is seeing other girls

Kai!! it aint easy being a man o,

i like doing the "robo" serve when im losing or need some point margin

i like rallies

i like counter-smashing


my uncle played 4 nigeria sometimes during 70s, so i had loads of materials wen i was young

giddy:
Mark my words! Arsenal Fc also known as Gunners CANNOT win the champions League. They are only pretenders. Though they may manage to scale through to the Final, but as for winning it, THEY CANNOT

Were Benfica big enough to win it?

do they have a website ?

do they plan friendly matches

wheres the HQ ?

nice one

my mums gone for a month, shes enjoying it though said its like an oven!! hot hot hot!!

maybe he's not just ready to be honest some Guys dont really want to leave the bachelor lifestyle

u say finance is not important but hmm whos goin to be running to sainsburys n tesco for the pampers n baby oil? remember you are not goin to be working when ur pregnant n immediately afterwards

I think you should just explain to him where you are or where u want to be at this stage in ur life

remember most guys dont settle until some1's pregnant for them


Just do whats Right for You

I got cured of AIDS after buying one of his tapes

i got a certificate to prove it o yea if u know anyone who has a problem tell them to buy buy buy his videos and tapes

and they will be cured

picture plz?