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Mehn... Been long since I laughed this hard. You don't have glory buahahahhahhahha!

Looks to me like you intentionally stood close to her

Damilolababy:
What's the matter.

Any problems?

Hmmmm!

Keneking:
Ok...even if it will alleviate the sufferings around Umunya along Enugu-Onitsha expressway, Anambra State.

Honestly eh, there needs to a state of emergency declared on that very road. Pity people traveling by December.

:Pn

Sistem007:
Power bank or charger?

Is a power bank not a charging device? I meant power bank when I said a charging device. So?

Wow have never used the 2.1 amp output in charging my device before. Because I was told it's only for tablets. No wonder my phone does not, charge fast.changed up to five chargers thinking they were fake and as such the USb not giving my battery the right amount of charge. Had even planned getting another charger today sef. God bless u op.

my face the whole time I was reading this post. If only...

He is ever faithful - god.

Aroh48:
The argument above,may lead to notorious ban.Atleast 25yrs ban.

Watch those scared of a ban avoid commenting on this thread like poison

ItuExchange:
79 sensible answers already for the question. Let me throw some light from my point of view.

In order to dive from an airliner you would need to be,

in a stable altitude,

at low air speed,

and below about 12 000 ft (though skydiving is performed in 15000–18000 ft max).I

One more thing is there won’t be enough time for us to prepare. For example, an analysis made from Air France 447 (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to Paris) which crashed in 2009 took only 3 mins 22 secs from its peak altitude of the aircraft until impact with ocean. The flight is stalling and loses its control.

You’re panicking and trying to get your chute which itself loses a big amount of time and you need to jump from an opening, no other choice than a door. Someone should open the pressurized door and you cannot depressurize an aircraft over 12k feet since the passengers may pass out.

There is no way 90% of passengers gonna get their parachutes and be prepared in this short time.

There are several other reasons for not using parachutes in commercial jets,

The door of a passenger plane cannot be opened in mid-flight. Even military parachutists wait till the plane gets stable to exit.

Parachutes which can be used by an average person is big enough to slow down a whole airliner. This will be heavy enough, reducing payload as well as increasing the number of flights to transport the same amount of passengers.

An opening in an aircraft destroys the whole fuselage.

Each parachute may weigh 8–10 kgs and too expensive.

It is extremely difficult to exit an unstable aircraft cruising at 400–600 mph. Most of the novice skydivers jump from an aircraft moving at 80–100 mph
A jet which is cruising at 35,000 feet (almost three times higher than a typical jump) every passenger would need equipment like an oxygen tank, mask and regulator, flight suit, helmet and altimeter just to manage the thin air. Or the passengers could just pass out from hypoxia (deficiency in the amount of oxygen reaching the tissues) and wake up later.

Each and every passenger requires training to understand parachute usage. Not everyone is good at listening to flight attendant’s emergency situation instructions or flight safety instructions which we see daily in many flights.

You might be in a panic state and might need to deploy the chute manually (which is practically impossible without prior experience) and what about the impact/injuries during landing? It may be to an open ocean, jungle or desert.

Tickets will become expensive and we know majority of the passengers choose only cheaper aircraft sometimes.

Pilots are always our companions for our safe flight. They will do every possible thing to act during emergency situations.

NB: Yes, there is a plan of deploying a huge chute for an aircraft instead of individual passengers. Not sure how successful this project is gonna be.

The stats produced here are about the commercial airliner and not Cessna/CASA/Douglas/Dornier aircrafts used for skydiving.

People who consider jumping with parachute to the ocean will save your life, please consider how you’ll stay in the ocean swimming for too long unless you find a ship or boat. As explained in comments section, you’ll freeze (hypothermia)/drown to death.

Source: https://www.quora.com/Why-dont-airlines-have-parachutes-for-passengers


Neteller here: www..com.ng

To be honest op, I have given this a deep thought bf. Afterall, people who offer water transport services provide life jackets. Hopefully some knows why


modified... oh well! didn't even read the post. Insightful I'd say.

saphhire:
There are few mistakes couples make after enjoying an intimate session with their partner. They might have made all the necessary efforts to satisfy their partner in bed, but just one little mistake can spoil all the fun!

The nature of these after-sex mistakes hints that you were just waiting for sex to get over so you could indulge in some other non-sexual activity. Or in some cases, it shows that you had something else running through your mind while having sex

Though these are absolutely unintentional acts that partners get caught up in, these are often the terrible mistakes that kill the sexual mood. Also, couples fail to understand that switching off from the sexual state of mind can leave the other partner highly irked.

It is very likely that partners who right away indulge in something else after having sex, might have performed sex as a duty and not an act of enjoyment. While there are several ways to keep up the mood even after the actual sex is over, some partners look for ways to remain busy and thus they end up committing lesser known 'after-sex' mistakes.


We list some recurring 'after-sex' mistakes that couples indulge in. So the next time you get intimate, make sure you do not switch into something else just after finishing the act. Let the mood linger on for enhanced pleasure



After enjoying the sexual act, if a partner tries to get involved in something not related to sex, it surely makes the other partner feel disowned. While there should be an effort to linger on with the sexual feel even after the actual act is over, couples who deviate from this mood are certainly affecting their sexual relationship."


Falling asleep at once: Most couples come across this problem where either one of the partners or both would fall asleep soon after having sex. It certainly is a big goof-up that can kill the charm of sex. Sleeping at once would not allow you to cherish your performance and neither let you enjoy the mood with which you enjoyed that night of passion.


Making way for restroom: Enjoying a hot shower together can be a great pre-intimacy act, but rushing to the restroom right after a hot romp is definitely not! While couples won't mind getting messy in their sexual acts, but as soon as it's over, they make way to the washroom to clean-up. It might sound okay, but they forget that the other partner might still be enjoying that mood and want to have more of it. Heading straight to the washroom makes the other partner feel that there's been something unpleasing about the act, which can mar your sexual bliss.


Calling a friend: This is another common mistake that couples face after a steamy session. While it's obvious that none would call a friend at odd hours to discuss official matters, so why can't a petty talk wait till the morning? When it's time to enjoy sex, it's indeed a gaffe to keep your eyes and ears stuck onto your mobile phone waiting for a message or keeping an eye on your missed calls. It makes the other partner feel as if you're just not interested and thus ruins all the fun.


COMPLETE POST: http://www.thatbluebook.com.ng/single-post/2016/10/02/7-Things-You-Should-Not-Do-After-Sex


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Yeah! I totally agree. That last point tho', who does that?

Mehn, why did I even open this thread. This is some scary shit!

Adeshizzy:
ICS ,right
She shouldn't because there're still more candidates to be admitted.

Thanks. What is Ics btw

Hello Adeshizzzy, a sis of mine who applied through De is yet to be offered admission. Should she be worried? Also should we expect another list

ebosie11:
32 seater bus manufactured by ex-agitators has arrived Abuja for onward delivery to Mr President.
This is a welcomed development.With this gesture,Niger Delta avengers might be motivated to drop their weapons since 'repented' agitators can invest their lives in other things useful for the country.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/32-seater-bus-manufactured-by-ex.html?m=1

Interesting!

enshi:
I have told you .. . Enough is a word to the wise.. . . . Restitute ur ways without failure else a man would use u as Cash to escape this recession.. .

Go back to what you posted read it carefully and come back and tell me how reasonable u sounded. Even if u had a salient point you rubbished it by the very approach you took. Don't quote me again. Anumpam!

[quote author=enshi post=49638251]Delapidated hungry dirty cheap scum bag. .. ..

I see you boiling in a cooking pot soon...



Who's this one? Are u okay?

Sacluxpaint:
Well I don't care if you guys call it scam, that's your problem. Believe it or not. There are many people out there that are in the same shoes with me. My standards are not high at all. The only problem is finding honest and real people. My circle is very small, I am selective about the people I meet. It is not everyone I will end up with. I have had air hostesses and models that have won pageants as girlfriends, but they didn't tick it for me. If you are in the neighborhood I live, you won't have this 'it's a scam mindset '. Peace!

Hi! Am Interested in your siggy. Leggo!

Sacluxpaint:
Well I don't care if you guys call it scam, that's your problem. Believe it or not. There are many people out there that are in the same shoes with me. My standards are not high at all. The only problem is finding honest and real people. My circle is very small, I am selective about the people I meet. It is not everyone I will end up with. I have had air hostesses and models that have won pageants as girlfriends, but they didn't tick it for me. If you are in the neighborhood I live, you won't have this 'it's a scam mindset '. Peace!

Interested in your siggy. Leggo!

Lol @ PAY YOUR TITHE. this one is clearly a hungry pastor who know Nada about God's mercy through his son jesus. Smh

gidjah:
That man too is a bag of trouble o, 5kids and still counting......which kind pastor be that sef?,his church should have been able to help him adjust,what are you gonna do with five kids in this times?and then your sister too na olojukokoro!..she seem to like comfort ,by the time those kids start showing up (adolescent things)her head go reset,love will vanish and her love for matured minds will stylishly disappear.pls talk to her head, five kids ain't a joker, she go shout sotey her lungs go pull out.

Lol

[quote author=Acidosis post=49518518]ahh all boys! She needs to be careful oo


Ermm, fine girl, which part of Delta are you from?



Delta is my current base am from the east

Thebachelor:
What happened to young bachelors out there that she wants to end up with a widower?

Hey!

C of O. As far as I know acidosis, that in itself is an issue. Considering he has five children, all boys.
boys

[quote author=cococandy post=49511008]Men! clueless without a woman by their side

How do you mean cococandy?

[quote author=eyinjuege. Well, I don't know much but she says he is a successful pharmacist with several landed properties. She also said he is a pastor with one of the big churches.

[quote author=Ishilove post=49505128]Not really. It's called 'Oedipus Complex' and it has nothing to do with dating married men. It's just a preference for much older men because they feel men in their age group are too immature.

Loveslife, I used to be like that when I was younger. I felt much older men are a repository of knowledge and experience. I had this yearning to see and understand the world through older eyes, and older men provided that telescope. But as I grew older it just sort of left my system...maybe because my eyes got older too, I could now form certain opinions and reflect more deeply on my own, so I didn't have that urgent need anymore.

I have a feeling your sis is an old soul, but be that as it may, 5 children is a lot to handle, and come on, let's face it, the man isn't looking for love again. He's looking for a helper and companion. If she goes ahead, she should not expect passion or romance. He will be more like a sturdy, weather beaten rock who has seen it all. She may feel stifled, and when the teenagers start acting up with the headiness and arrogance that come with blossoming youth, she may not be able to handle them.

3 months is also quite a short time to be talking about marriage. I advise she waits till 6 months, PRAYING and WATCHING. [/quote



Thanks so much for this one. Didn't klnow this condition has a name lol

[quote author=thorpido post=49504565]I know a lady like your sister but I guess she acquired that preference from dating married older if men in the university.

That will be a hard thing to believe about my sister. Thanks for your input tho'