₦airaland Forum

Nazgul:
These people are really funny. Sometimes I think the people making decisions in Nigeria don’t actually live here. Maybe they’re just visiting us through Zoom.

How can a country where most people are earning less than 500k a month be talking about having 7.5 million naira minimum balance to keep your account active? Like are you for real.

Let’s even be honest; how many Nigerians have seen 7.5 million at once in their account before? Some people’s total life savings, business capital, and village land inheritance isn't even up to that.

At this rate, when you enter the banking hall, they might soon start checking your account balance before allowing you to sit on their chair or drink water from their dispenser.

No wonder people are running to OPAY and PalmPay like it’s Noah’s Ark. When you have sense, you adapt, but when you have greed, you lose customers. And trust Nigerians, once they see free transfers and zero balance, loyalty changes immediately.

But to be honest, 2026 no go funny at all. The economy is tightening like a new shoe. Food, rent, fuel, now even bank accounts want to join the suffering.

We really need to plan financially. Cut unnecessary expenses. Save where you can. Invest small, even if it’s in your local hustle. Because the way things are going, it's not looking funny anymore.

No need to rant bro, they have redefined their clientele threshold, if you don't belong bank with UBA or Opay

There are still many banks to bank with in Nigeria, Zenith Bank did this sometime and later opened their account base to everyone

Standard Chartered has always been a bank for the affluent right from time

Keloids can mess up even a scratch on your body

people barb their hair and get this if they are prone to keloids

so, before you blame doctor, think again.

This is what you get when you snatch a child from her mother's breast and marry her, Ned should learn to stay away from underaged girls

How come she is the only wife dragging Ned in the mud?

Even if other wives are doing drugs, how come we have never heard of any issue from the remaining 5 wives?

The problem is that Regina is still a child bride, at 24 most of her mates are just graduating from the university

Ned should let her go, so she can have her freedom.

The honeymoon thing is not even necessary for woman wey you dey knack for over 2 years, except you both are virgins

Well since everyone is doing it and you want to, go ahead if you have the means

btw, if you decide to do your honeymoon in Obudu cattle ranch or somewhere in the Bahamas, na hotel you go still lodge

so nothing wrong

Las las, it's still the devil's handiwork

70 years old man

Asari Dokubo is part of the Islamic terrorists killing people in this country

His involvement in the insecurity in the SE is in our records, he will pay for his sins one day.

I don't agree with Adeboye fully on his takes, I am an RCCG member btw

Trump never said he is coming to invade Nigeria, he said he will flush out the terrorists if we fail to do so

It is only some Yorubas and All of Arewa that are pushing this invasion narrative and twisting the whole thing

They are afraid because their cash cow (banditry and Terrorism) is about to be dismantled

Trum please don't listen to Tinubu or Adeboye, come in now and help us clear the terrorists and their sponsors.

helinues:
Trump can't do shit. I can bet anything with that. Has he invaded Venezuela upon his media noise?

We will handle our security issue by ourselves, if any foreign countries want to assist, they are welcome but we are not allowing forced help

One of the sponsors of terrorism spotted

YeyeGbami:
Wahala for who dey count on trump, enu dun rofo

His government don shutdown for more than a month now, vulnerable people are not getting food, airlines are grounded, salaries are not paid.

But all of a sudden na Nigeria the dude carry for head. How many christians puùtin don kîlll? and still dey kill.

A terrorist spotted

You carry am like gala for head, yet these same Fulanis are killing your people in Ondo, Kwara and Ogun

Sometimes I wonder what you guys gain in defending politicians that have kept you in poverty and deaths

Aketi did all his best to fight the Fulani invasions in SW and was covertly killed by these same Islamists yet his yoruba brothers won't learn

No one is against Tinubu, let him just do his job and stop the killings. Is that too much to ask?

Why is Tinubu afraid of flushing these terrorists out?

If you foolishly allow the Fulanis to spread and kill off other Nigerians just because they are your fellow Muslims, a day will come when they will kill you too

Ask the Hausas and Yorubas in Kwara

The Ibos has for long stood for the truth, but the yorubas keep living in denial.

Do we even have a govt?

Tinubu lacks balls, GEJ even get mind pass him

Tell me why Gumi a terrorist apologist should be roaming freely, if not that Nigerian Government is sponsoring banditry and the killings of his citizens?

APC is a terrorist party!

Omenlon:
you sound unintelligent. The issue is about false representations. Why selling to the public product you don't have.

I think you are the one not intelligent enough to know my comment is conditional

If the money for the project is from Govt allocation for constituency projects, then it is fine to call him out

But if it is his money, there is no need to call him out, he has tried.

If the money is not from govt coffers, then he has tried

If you no like am, build your own for the community

I guess the man is now broke and a SIMP

If I were him, I would have re-married with children, so this won't happen

Person wey dey cry inside Lambo want us wey they laugh inside keke to pity her

face your choice young woman!

“Unilateral intervention only happens when there is evidence that a government is complicit in a crisis. That is certainly not the case in Nigeria,” he said.

This last line above gives him away as an insincere person

Is the Tinubu govt not complicit already?''

show me evidence where Tinubu talked tough on flushing out bandits and herdsmen killers?

show me evidence of arrests of Fulani Jihadists and bandits?

The govt has remained silent in the face of continuous killings of Nigerian citizens

You self go carry person wey pass you

No be relationship una dey do for that abroad

House wey I dey pay for?

ask for police escort to take your things and move elsewhere, before Raila Odinga pikin kpai you

Na APC journalist wrote this piece

You selected reactions from SW APC supporters and Northern Muslims and tag that as Nigerians' reactions?

over 70% of reactions are in favour of the US stepping in to flush out the Terrorists

The US never said they are coming to topple Tinubu, why are all the Muslims crying upandan?

You guys said Muslims are killed too, yet you don't want help?

anyone rejecting US offer is a suspected terrorism sponsor!

chiagozien:
Muslims in Nigeria claims Muslims are killed too.

Then why are they against those coming to stop killing of Christians and Muslims too.

Why do Nigeria Muslims see Trump attack on Boko Haram terrorists as attack on Muslims?

Does it means Nigeria Muslims are supporting Boko Haram terrorists?


Shouldn't we all Christians and Muslims be happy that aid is coming to stop what Nigeria military couldn't?


Shouldn't Christians and Muslims be preparing to cook for US military men if they come for our help?

Note it, on all platforms, those oppose to US intervention to flush out terrorists are our problem

They are all Muslims from North and SW. This tells you who the real sponsors of insecurity are in Nigeria for decades now

That reply by Buhari wasn't standing up to Trump, Buhari played to the gallery same as all APC and terrorism defenders always pander to

The truth is that killings in Nigeria has nothing to do with Libya, farmers herders clash or climate change, anyone quoting that is lying and agent of darkness, APC supporters always tow this line

It is pure conquest and jihadist expansionist agenda to Islamize Nigeria and make it a home for all Fulanis in Africa

What pains me most is the Southern Nigeria politicians who knows the truth but choose to defend killings just to be politically correct and have access to power.

Nigerian politicians from the South are idiots, who sells their people to the jihadist just for approvals and validations.

who do us this thing?

I think it is even better

Because Trump will tell Tinubu wetin no good for him face and it will be an international disgrace

Tinubu should stay home and fix his house. His problem is that he lacks the courage to fight terrorism because the sponsors of terrorism in Nigeria made him President

Tinubu is an incompetent Buffon

Ilera eko only covers for primary care, people should know this. even when they pretend to cover some secondary care, the limits are largely inadequate.

Private HMOs covers better

I recommend Hygeia HMO to anyone who wants to try out the private HMO covers

The Islamic jihadist and killings of Christians have largely been successful because prominent religious leaders prefer to be politically correct or largely silent, they go hard when their image is bruised or when Tithing issues are debated but keeps mute when their fellow Christians are murdered daily by the Islamists

except for a few like Enenche and those Pastors in Plateau state, the rest have been largely quiet. Oyedepo used to speak when Buhari was there but since Tinubu came, he went mute. Adeboye has always hide, pretending that CAN speaks for him.

God is watching, he knows those that are his. He knows the shepherds that has abandoned the sheep

The RCCG elders should go and sit down, they don't understand what the bible teaches

I am an RCCG member, if my wife leaves, even though she isn't remarried, I will move forward and marry another woman

There are so many doctrines we are using to tie ourselves down that is not biblical, tithing is even one of them

A Christian can marry many wives if he can take care of them, except you want to be a Pastor or Bishop. For Paul to give that instruction means that there were many believers in those days that are married to many wives

It is better to be married than to burn!

The Sultan of Sokoto is a terrorist, everybody knows that

He is the brain behind Fulani Herdsmen, bandits and Boko Haram attacks in Nigeria

Tinubu should order Onanuga to stop responding to the US officials on this case

by now Onanuga, El-rufai, Gumi, Wike and the rest of the banditry sponsors should know that the US already done their due diligence and groundwork, they will be picked and sanctioned at any giving chance

The problem of Tinubu is that he already sold his soul to the Fulanis and the devil just to get power, his hands are tied

It is never late; he can still redeem himself and fight insecurity to a finish no matter who's ox is gored

dibunotion:
Lagos the nightmare of some people
I dedicate this FTC to the developers of Lagos

Grow up son, you are no more a baby

Check those growing the Tech ecosystem in Lagos, they are made up of Yorubas, Ibos and some other ethnics

[quote author=Thephilosopher1 post=137313234][/quote]would you have said this if your real biological father is Otedola?

98% of children will switch to their real biological father if he is more stable and richer

Women will support rubbish until their own brother becomes a victim then their view changes

We pray for her brothers to father someone else children so she can tell them to grow up

Well, we know she is chasing clout for Elon's money

This doesn't really need prayer

once economy improves and the young men are doing well, marriages will happen every weekend