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Romance / Re: Can You Marry Her Like This??? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:52am On Oct 25, 2020
OP na craze you dey like this, but you never know.. I wish you quick recovery
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: #ENDSAR: Free Premium Lynda Account For The Protests by lowkeybahdguy(m): 12:41pm On Oct 18, 2020
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Politics / Re: "We Can't Survive Without Yahoo Boys" - Prostitutes Join #EndSARS Protest by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:49pm On Oct 10, 2020
BlackfireX:
grin
Buhari see your citizens
Buhari is in shock
Politics / Re: Ganduje: No State Fights Corruption In Nigeria More Than Kano by lowkeybahdguy(m): 3:54pm On Oct 09, 2020
Politics / Re: Wedding Dress: Fatima Ribadu Apologises (Photos) by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:28pm On Oct 06, 2020
signed Fatima Ribadu. not Fatima Atiku. Feminist Coven FC should come and welcome their new striker..

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Romance / Re: VIDEO: I Had To Remove My Womb To Live A Normal Life – Nse Ikpe-etim by lowkeybahdguy(m): 3:29pm On Oct 02, 2020
The fault in our Stars..

Breaks my heart to hear of your travails. I admire your acting talent and the guts to put this out in the open. I see a lot of ignorant, judgmental comments by the mass of people who think they have opinions about other peoples lives.

I wish you happiness and peace of mind Nse.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ecowas Recruitment Update by lowkeybahdguy(m): 7:45am On Oct 01, 2020
Men don lose weight on top this waiting..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ecowas Recruitment Update by lowkeybahdguy(m): 7:32am On Oct 01, 2020
Kyukastan:

Hmmmm... Have you been contacted?
Lol.. if they don't contact you, contact them broda..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ecowas Recruitment Update by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:55pm On Sep 29, 2020
see as cobweb don gather here..
Career / Re: Message by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:26pm On Sep 24, 2020
Queenlovely:
it is typical of a woman to be curious about his husband's take home pay,


but who can guess lalasticlala net worth?


comot your eye from police man salary
Family / Re: I Was Going Through A Lot, Depressed Then, I Got Scammed by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:19pm On Sep 19, 2020
Surviving Nigeria is a life skill..
Education / Re: The $140 Million 'spaceship House' In A Russian Forest. by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:39am On Sep 17, 2020
Siberia01:
cool
misplaced priority
that money would have been used to lift 70% of Russians wallowing in poverty..
how many people in russia can afford such

na you help am work him money? abi him tell you say he wan lift 70% of Russians from poverty? how many people dangote, tinubu and uzor kalu Don lift from poverty for their villages??..

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Gets Humiliated By His American Wife Because Of Green Card by lowkeybahdguy(m): 7:59am On Sep 17, 2020
ipica:
All shades of huzzle

The hustle is real. I never diss another man's hustle because the streets are rough and a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.. I can only wish him goodluck because he's gonna need a truckload of it where he's going lol..
Romance / Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:41pm On Sep 16, 2020
bruv stop being a lying ass clout chasing mofo.. thank me later..
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Girls Boring And Dumb? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 1:53pm On Sep 16, 2020
Ikillbrokehoes:
Like literally most of them have nothing to offer, they don't chat intelligently and they are just boring, but when it comes to money you will see them everywhere around you.


I've chatted with foreign girls and they are not like that, then why is Nigerian girls different? jeez!

Bros as you see the matter na so I see am o.. Me I nor kukuma get pawa to carry full conversation for my shoulder. Once you're boring, na where u dey I go forget you put for my chat list.

Which girl I want follow discuss Plato, Diogenes, Nietzsche, or about ancient civilizations or evolution or even investment trends or anything intelligent at all. All of them na one direction. only "i'm hungry and can you do me a favour" dey their head.

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Romance / Re: Guys Have U Ever Been In A Room,where Are Two People Are Having Sex ? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:14am On Sep 15, 2020
angiography:


The guy was our prayer coordinator when we were in school. Needless to say, he's now a baller, big boy in Dubai. Nothing close to being religious again.

My fellowship president scam me 2k recently. him think say him sharp but I dey set long compass for am. Dayo if you see ds, make you know say na Ogun go kee your papa!..

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Romance / Re: Guys Have U Ever Been In A Room,where Are Two People Are Having Sex ? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 9:56am On Sep 15, 2020
I once bleeped my girl in a room that had five other guys in it. The gist is my girl came to visit me from another state and there was a student Union party that same day. for logistical reasons some invited artists had to be spread around the lodge which served as the de facto government lodge. My girl and I were eager to blow our senses out after long time away. immediately I penetrated her in the dark room, I felt the 5 extra pair of eyes trying to see what was being done in the dark. as a sharp man, I took my gf to the bathroom and had one of the best bleeps of my life. My girl also had a good time and we laughed about it anytime we recall the incident. She's married now tho. Good times.

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Romance / Re: Fresh by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:31am On Sep 08, 2020
Queenlovely:
a man married a lady in bauchi, runs back to bayelsa to marry a second wife , 5 months later the wife's discovered the existence of a second wife and wants to drag the husband to court, I am therefore asking if it is against the law to take a second wife?



is it the bible or the Constitution that forbids us to marry more than one wife.

according to the bible

1 Corinthians 7 and states that polygamy is unlawful; and that one man is to have but one wife, and to keep to her; and that one woman is to have but one husband, and to keep to him and the wife only has a power over the husband's body, a right to it, and may claim the use of it:

does our constitution frown on polygamy?

why then can the Muslims take four wives?

can a woman sue you for taking a second wife?


it is a criminal offence punishable with imprisonment for a man to perform a second marriage during the subsistence of his previous statutory marriage. that is the offence of bigamy.

PS. statutory and customary marriage are not the same. Polygamy is known and acceptable in our customs. therefore customary marriage allows for multiple marriages to be conducted during the subsistence of a previous customary marriage.

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Education / Re: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Secondary School? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:46pm On Sep 05, 2020
My classmates and i jumped school fence to go and play video games in SS2. I was threatened with expulsion by the principal but finally flogged in front of an emergency assembly. Still made a prefect the next week. Lol..

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Celebrities / Re: Tyler Perry Becomes A Billionaire - Forbes by lowkeybahdguy(m): 5:46pm On Sep 02, 2020
Congrats Tyler Perry.
This win is for all the underdogs.. the underrateds..

You beat the system at it's own game.

I wonder what it cost.
Crime / Re: 16-year-old Girl Raped In Osun While Washing Clothes At A Stream by lowkeybahdguy(m): 6:39pm On Aug 31, 2020
Queenlovely:
29 March 1987. was the day the famous armed robber anini was killed. I witnessed his death in person.

anini was asked why he didn't rape women during his robbery operation.

he said " why waste time raping women, when women will rape me if I had money". this is true.

these rapist should be hanged.

what was anini wearing the day he said it?..
Crime / Re: Burial Of Man & His Pregnant Wife Killed In Yenagoa, Bayelsa By Cultists (Photos by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:28am On Aug 29, 2020
Queenlovely:


what do you want

200k. Daz all.
Crime / Re: Burial Of Man & His Pregnant Wife Killed In Yenagoa, Bayelsa By Cultists (Photos by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:16am On Aug 29, 2020
Queenlovely:
somebody pass me a handkerchief.



I decided to touch the life of just two random strangers,

Afa me na.. stii touch me too make I touch two other people too. That's how to build a great society independent of govt.
Celebrities / Re: I Almost Became A Pastor - Tonto Dikeh Says, Gives Message To Southern Kaduna by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:09am On Aug 29, 2020
King toetoe tongue
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Buys Venza For Her Sister, Promise, As Birthday Gift by lowkeybahdguy(m): 7:17pm On Aug 28, 2020
Queenlovely:
I would have told you guys a story but I wouldn't


no comment

please tell me love
Travel / Re: Luxury Buses Banned In Kano State As Traders Lament by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:53am On Aug 28, 2020
Queenlovely:
how many aboki dey enter passenger vehicle

lol.. savage.
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Adama Beverages Company Reverses Sack Of Protesting Staff by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:30am On Aug 28, 2020
Queenlovely:

I don't like Nigerian workers. I pay them by the hour, it motivates them to work, for Mason's, counting makes work faster, pay according to the productivity level.

in India, a gateman will double as a cook, a barber, a nanny, an errand boy, a driver all in one. but in Nigeria gate man dey form big boy to even sweep compound, he will say "how much are they paying me? '

The fact something happens in India does not make it the yardstick to measure right or wrong conduct. How do you advocate a better society only to give a worker pay for one, doing the work of three.
Business / Re: Naira To Trade At 386/$ As CBN Resumes Forex Sale To BDCs by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:19pm On Aug 27, 2020
teewhydope:


doesn't matter tho. BDC re never going to sell for 389 anyway. greedy mongers
because 389 is not reflective of the market's true position. it's a prop.
Business / Re: Naira To Trade At 386/$ As CBN Resumes Forex Sale To BDCs by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:18pm On Aug 27, 2020
InvertedHammer:

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Actually this is the only solution since Nigerian economy appears more fictitious than real. One factor (oil price) usually controls the whole economy. Other uncommon and unstainable source is taxation through extortion like the infamous stamp duty, bank charges, rent charges, etc. Venezuela comes to mind.

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I beg to disagree because eventually the CBN is going to run out of steam (or cash). don't forget Nigeria's foreign reserves have been terribly depleted partly due to the CBN bids to prop up the naira.

the economy needs to be diversified. yes. but fiscal policy should be the go between right now. this CBN policy is invertly ramping up demand for the dollar and speculators are waiting in the shadows to make a killing. talking from experience.
Business / Re: Naira To Trade At 386/$ As CBN Resumes Forex Sale To BDCs by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:47pm On Aug 27, 2020
InvertedHammer:
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Dollar has been weak against other currencies for months now. Yet naira depreciated. It is expected that VIX may flip soon sending equities into a tailspin and carry unwind. Nigeria does not have the financial firepower to defend naira against downward spiral. I am betting against naira LONGTERM. I expect atleast N500:$1.

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Same here. Long term loss is only going to hurt the economy more. Why CBN persists on this path is what I don't understand. Same happened during the final years of the Jonathan government

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