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showafrica:
Shiit.. Had one experience like that too, had to do mouth to mouth resuscitation before she woke up. Fukkking scary

the night this happened to me, I dragged her body all the way to the bathroom with my shrivelled young john and sprinkled water on her face. she then woke up.

na that day I know say unconscious person get weight. Scariest night of my life, but also the best Bleep we both ever had.

iLegendd:
They watch things that will enrich their lives — not porn or Buhari giving a useless speech written by someone else.

and you think you're smart?.. even by half?..

have you studied diogenes or schopenhuer?

Have you studied the illiad?

Have you read story of the eye by Georges Bataille?

have you studied the works of Botticelli?

What do you know about corporate governance?

Don't ever consider yourself smart if your answer to any of the queries above is in the negative.

Millenniumlady:
Can you imagine what a youth of this 21st century is saying Instead of him to think of ways to create vaccines for the corona virus he's trying to shoot his shot where his greatgrand father tried and failed.....He should have asked ote to bless him with job instead........Nigerian men are the worst thing to ever happen to this planet earth........Bunch of sex starve fools.

Ya papa wey be sex starved fool nai cause this nonsense. to say him gree wear parachute, you nor go dey here to dey remind your papa everyday say him na fool.

illicit:
I got this girl on my street, uni days....

One time her mum travelled to get materials for a couple of days....
Every night, around 11pm dis gal will lock their gate from within. Lock her kid sis and step dad indoors.

Then she scales the fence to come sleep with me, and early next morning like 5am she goes and scales the fence back into their compound.
Three nights straight, no one ever knew.

That na beta wife material oko. Such a girl can rob a bank for you.

Rest in peace young one.

We all made mistakes, but some of us are lucky to be alive to reminisce on the poor judgment of our youth.

soulbroken761:
I'm extremely introverted. It has always affected my relationships with people; family, colleagues, and lovers. I've not been in a real relationship before because of my communication issues. So I thought at 24 years, I need to learn how to be in relationship if I get a good guy. My female classmates are married or engaged and I felt left behind
I met my guy and started staying days in his house at a go. I thought it was for the best. He is a good guy even though very broke. Honestly I put myself in this situation.
We would make out but because I was a virgin, coupled with the fact that I have extremely low sex drive, I always told him to stop when it gets to that point. Even his finger hurt like crazy. It caused little quarells but he always told me he would never force it because he loves me.
So this afternoon we were making out as usual and he started touching me down there. It was so dry and it hurt like crazy, as if the skin was peeling off. I think the fan contributed to the dry ess. Anyway I begged him to stop but he wouldn't and I was almost crying. He started trying to force his dickk in but it didn't enter. All the while, I was begging him while trying not to attract neighbors. It got so painful that I bit his arm very hard and that was when he stopped.

He was very very angry, asking what I did that for. I told him he put me through a lot of pain. He went out and came back at night. I saw he was still angry so I slept in the living room, trying to be understanding and not piss him off further. He came and lovingly moved me to the bedroom. I thought all was well and dozed off.

Only to feel my mouth being gagged all of a sudden. I was still confused because I never expected such a thing. He said he had been thinking of what to do to me for biting him. He put clothes in my mouth and tied my mouth very tight, bound my arms together at the back, forced my legs open. I was crying and begging not to let it be like that but he slapped my face.

He grabbed oil and poured it and began forcing his dick inside until it entered and he rapedd me. I just waited helplessly for it to be over. I bled so much. I cried in the bathroom and came out to leave. He started begging, saying he loves me, etc.

I wanted to WhatsApp my dad to tell him something terrible just happened to me but my heart broke when I saw his picture. My parents really tried.

I just wanted to pour out my feelings in this post. I already know it was my fault even though I feel robbed. I would have given it to him if he had been patient. I hope to get over it soon. Typing with tears. I will shamefully get something at the pharmacy in the morning so that I don't get pregnant

I apologise to you young lady on the dastardly act suffered. I know you will bear the scars of the act on your breasts till the end of time. I however employ you to make peace with yourself. It was never your fault. You merely had the misfortune of meeting a wrong individual.

Do not believe ALL men are beasts. Not all men act without consideration to the feelings and rights of others. Do not bear this grudge against men the world over for an offence they did not commit.

Be sure to swallow some after sex pregnancy prevention pills like 'postinor 2'. I encourage you to move out from his apartment immediately and never return there.

domido:
7 obasa str,Ikeja. Pls never go there. If they were using someone's head for ritual my enemy would have been a victim. We went thinking it was an interview. In a hall of over 100 people or so they asked us not to communicate. They had like 4 people in the hall. We were been called. After some time, one of them said her dream was to have an estate with an airport in it. I Was just observing them. After sometime, i carry my bag waka. Only for me to meet some ot hers outside and we discovered one of the reasons they don't want us discussing is that they each sent everyone of us mails with different company name. The one I pity was the girl that came from port Harcourt.
thank God I came out of it sha.
But God go punish those people.

I had a similar experience in 2017. I left my PPA at Ekiti State to attend the interview somewhere around there in Ikeja. I received invite at noon for interview the next day at Ikeja. I had never been to Lagos before. I left Ekiti almost 3pm arrived Lagos at about 9 pm and had to camp at Mafoluku with a friend for the night with the plan of returning to Ekiti the next day after the interview due to paucity of funds. I basically borrowed money to attend the interview. Early morning I use Google map and street smarts to locate the interview which was scheduled for 8am.

First thing I observed when I arrived was that I was over dressed compared to other prospective interviewees. For a job with a promised salary of 150k, I thought this was weird, but wetin concern me. We got in and the bastards made rule of not talking to each other in a room of almost 100 people.

Later we were called in turns to submit hardcopies of our CV and the HR or whoever he was who received my CV looked up with surprise when he saw my qualifications and law degree as if I was over qualified for the job. He asked quizzically why would a lawyer want 'this kind of job'? in my mind I was like are you alright? an administrative supervisory role that offered 150k per month, what was wrong with a lawyer applying for that?

Then different bastards took turns at giving aimless lectures about job insecurity in Nigeria, bla bla bla.. Time was 1pm already still no sign of interviewing the large crowd assembled. I was starting to worry as I had to live Lagos by latest 3pm in order not to be stranded as I didn't have any money other than my tp remaining.

due to the stress of the previous day's journey, plus sleeping on the bare floor the previous night, I hadn't eaten all day yet and the very many aimless lectures I was starting to get tired and I closed my eyes for all of 5 seconds.

Immediately the very arrogant bastard who appeared to be the leader whatsoever said I should stand up and leave, because I was sleeping. By this time it was already some minutes to 3pm and I was too tired and angry to protest. I just stood up with my portmanteau and took my leave.

I traced my way to Berger and left Lagos some at about 4pm. It was a stressful journey back home. Had issues I think at Oyo state. I ran out of cash and there was no POS or atm around in a city center!! I trekked a good distance before I finally got a POS to withdraw at a filling station.

Long story short I got home past 11pm. the only meal I had eaten was Coke and gala I bought at Berger. Till tomorrow I feel so angry with myself for not retrieving my CV from those bastards and screaming and cussing them out for wasting my time and lean resources. That expedition cost me a month worth of stress as I had to repay the money I borrowed for the trip.

The level of risk and exploitation unemployed people go through in Nigeria tho. They could have been ritualists I swear. There are so many odds I observed but for brevity I can't disclose now.

I hustle so hard now, so that my kids never have to experience such.


#Update picture of the interview notification I received, with the address. I went searching for it in my archive today 8/2/22. I shake my head in fury and disgust whenever I remember my ordeal.

I hope people see this and don't fall for the gimmicks especially now when ritual murder is very rampant.

#PS always inform someone of the exact address you're going to for whatever. The heart of man is wicked. I was lucky I didn't end up worse than I did.

BKB on-board.. Waste of sweet phuck.

scoundrel:
How does this copypasta relate to the topic at hand? You children have too much time and data on your hands.

Says the Oracle of Delphine.

ZesusHVWritter:
This is happening with only airtel network. I drew their attention to it, but they were quick to assume it's only happening to my line. Comment here, and I will give you a procedure to bypass that error... twitter.com/AirtelNigeria/status/1250083406299435011

So they know it's not just me. The error has been going on for over a two weeks now.

I just did. also sent you a dm.

abeg who watch the video make him come tell us why she dey cry.. Buhari never gree do giveaway

sassysure:
So who is loving all the good guys or are they single?

yep.. all the good guys like me, are single... and loving it.

Kekereekun123:
Sometimes when you look back at how women treated you as a good and calm guy over the years you begin to think should i turn into a heartless beast. i have friends who treat them like trash but the ladies still keep chasing them. some don't even have money nor cars o

I used to be the good guy. the kind to hold the door for ladies. my brother the same ladies you hold the door for will look down on you for it. Chivalry is dead.

Now I'm so careless in my attitude and dealings with females and they can't seem to get enough of me. I swear, even good girls sef like bad boys. Na the way nature wire female sense.

So ignore that girl that you think is the center of your universe and chase money pants down. A thousand girls will beg to be baby mamas for you.

Awoof dey run belle..

Davash222:
Returned what? First bank debited me 52Naira two days. They said it’s ‘Ist Quarter 2020 Card Maintenance Fee’

I swear this one shock me. this was after they had deducted maintenance and sms fees for January. Nigerians are being fleeced by just about any and everybody.

LIENUS..

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silverbirdng:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/public-outcry-on-n5-5bn-suvs-an-insult-senate/amp/

beautiful bird.. come chirp sweet nothings to me..

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Vianna:
Sharks are known to travel round continents in search of food, mate or breeding ground. This might be coming from Europe or Australia and sadly found itself in the wrong country.

shark wey nor dey hear word, nai dey enter Nigerian man pot of soup.. People dey run from nija go Europe, this one say na Nigeria he wan go hustle mate.. see wetin fork in don cause?..

ps: you're book smart. we should be friends.

Bro, I feel your pains. I can relate to most of the things you have said. I wish I could help, but I'm struggling myself. I remember the days opiates used to keep me calm and sedated. Now I can't afford that shit. So 8 out of 10 times, I'm really paranoid. Suffering and smiling Fela said. I have stopped asking and depending on any god anywhere to deliver me or give me daily bread cos I know he don't care bout nothing. J Cole and the pills helped me during my darkest days in life, I pray you get to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Whatever you do bro, remember, you only live once. Don't complicate your life with more silly mistakes. The universe can conspire to make your life worse just when you think it couldn't possibly be any worse. You could be shot, wounded or arrested in the robbery and spend years in a nigerian prison - the true definition of hell. And only then you'll wish you could go back to life before the robbery, and enjoy the seeming tough moments as a free man.

Jgoldie:
How do i cope with this office politics,how do you guys working in corporate organisation cope without loosing friends or making foes??

Politics is inevitable. Man is a social and political animal. See the world for what it is, and not what you wish it to be; a brutal fighting pit where only the toughest thrive. Don't be an unarmed prophet like Jesus after all even Saintly Christ had haters and ended up nailed to a cross and stabbed in the gut because he wanted to be a nice guy. Be a Malcom x. The unpredictable and unstable element nobody wants to mess with. Sometimes people push you intentionally to gauge your response, your strength. Do return the favour with more aggression, and they will learn to respect (fear) you and yours. Personally, 'I never met a Naira I never liked'. So, if you have to play dirty to earn your bread or more bread, then do. The world is not a Disney castle.

With your bosses, kiss and lick those asses like they were the best thing you ever tasted. It will be worth it at the end of the month when the paycheck comes in. Be the psycophant and fan their egos, be the chew toy when they need to sharpen their teeth and claws, atleast until you have acquired enough means to Branch out on your own. Then you can tell them how very miserable and sad their lives are, that they have you prick you with their little joysticks to feel good about themselves.

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obembet:
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fine pikin.. you're a football fan?..

This stoopeed glow network allow dwarf coke beat me to FTC.. Lala shey hope still dey for STC?

Space for Sale..

very profitable location o, because anything Warri, be like tortoise wey e name nor dey comot for story, e must sell..