Queenlovely:
on wedding day, everything and anything can go wrong, even after the best preparation, one final hiccup can happen

it’s time for you to get back into the planning stages. No wedding is perfect so enjoy the process and don’t forget to laugh a little! Life throws a lot of curve balls, so don’t take it too seriously.


2016 we went to a wedding fathia in Montenegro and the bride fell and broke her leg because of the high heels,

life is never a straight line(linear ). nothing goes as planned

Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".

amor fati

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Drsnives:
Need Your Prayers On My New Adventure

Hello guys I don't want to bore you with a long epistle, I recently came back from service (nysc) and found my guys those that didn't even go to school buying lands n building for themselves structures especially the ones riding okada. Most of them do have savings of 10k weekly aside other expenses like feeding,rent etc despite having wife/girlfriends n children.

Though I learnt mason work before going to the university but mason work is seasonal especially during the raining season, have been at home for almost 3wiks doing nothing just spending the little savings I had from service.

With that been said I decided to get myself a bike with the remaining money I have pending on when things sterblize (federal/state job or when HV gathered enof Moni for business). If those with family can save 10k weekly, I think I can save 15k weekly since am single and still staying with my parents. I prayed to God for direction Sha but hope my decision isn't bad?

A lil prayer for me won't be bad

God bless your hustle bro..

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if you ever imagined burning the exams and records dept of your uni raise your hands let's know ourselves

Man life nor easy. cheer up brother.

Service delivery and customer satisfaction died in Nigeria the day Oceanic bank was wound up by CBN. Very sad to see the rubbish customers have to put up with to access their hard earned monies. This is very ground good ground for a brain resetting lawsuit against the bank.

Nigeria; Was there ever a country sef?

Even if water kill your child, you go still drink water. Las Las everybody go dey alright

Sailor22:
Papilo,i know say one day you go make us proud.

Indomie Generation,steer clear

You na peak mik and royco generation..

Even the hypemen wey dey shout for the background dey masturbate. Na normal level.

Police get friend??..

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What was the result of this? can anybody please update on how the process went

I had a neighbour during my University days who regularly beat the crap out of his girlfriend. sometimes leaving her with serious bruises on her face and all. Everytime this girl would scream her lungs out to be rescued, and every time stupeed me and fellow lodge mates will intervene to settle the pair only to see the pair together again the next day and so the cycle continued.

Looking back now, I have come to understand that the beatings only increased her love for the guy. imagine leaving your smoke sesh to go and settle two bumbling idiots because I was the most respected person there and I also didn't want police barging in unannounced on my smoke seshs.

Another time, a more personal situation, my then gf once queried me why I don't scold or beat her. I was flabbergasted to say the least, but I concealed my surprise. we moved on to other issues, but that incident has never been far removed from my thoughts about women ever since. incredulous creatures women are.

vanida6:
no sir am booked

fine pikin wen dey stake, come still carry Madrid matter for head.. the gods are wise..

Omote bone that booking, lemme bookmark you..

still no updates?

Kriss216:
Evening newspapers are mostly caring, loyal, loving, smart, hardworking until you commit. Don't fall for all these gimmicks.. Take your time to ascertain if she's the right one for you. Don't be fascinated by her loyalty.

Elder when sabi.. e be things..

sammirano:


Its actually 5 pages as a document page is usually 600 words. Still his rate is way low but he will find people willing to do it. Market forces.

1,500 words, double spaced and justified, with size 13 font, Times New Roman, is 8 pages.
Market forces or you mean poverty forces?
This is plain exploitation.

N5,000($12) for 16 pages work. you well so OP?..

na typist you dey find abi na writer?

see your smelling mouth like hardworking... mtchhhww.. poverty true true na bastard.

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OP what is a 2go??

showafrica:


Shiit.. Had one experience like that too, had to do mouth to mouth resuscitation before she woke up. Fukkking scary

the night this happened to me, I dragged her body all the way to the bathroom with my shrivelled young john and sprinkled water on her face. she then woke up.

na that day I know say unconscious person get weight. Scariest night of my life, but also the best Bleep we both ever had.

iLegendd:
They watch things that will enrich their lives — not porn or Buhari giving a useless speech written by someone else.

and you think you're smart?.. even by half?..

have you studied diogenes or schopenhuer?

Have you studied the illiad?

Have you read story of the eye by Georges Bataille?

have you studied the works of Botticelli?

What do you know about corporate governance?

Don't ever consider yourself smart if your answer to any of the queries above is in the negative.

Millenniumlady:
Can you imagine what a youth of this 21st century is saying Instead of him to think of ways to create vaccines for the corona virus he's trying to shoot his shot where his greatgrand father tried and failed.....He should have asked ote to bless him with job instead........Nigerian men are the worst thing to ever happen to this planet earth........Bunch of sex starve fools.

Ya papa wey be sex starved fool nai cause this nonsense. to say him gree wear parachute, you nor go dey here to dey remind your papa everyday say him na fool.

illicit:
I got this girl on my street, uni days....

One time her mum travelled to get materials for a couple of days....
Every night, around 11pm dis gal will lock their gate from within. Lock her kid sis and step dad indoors.

Then she scales the fence to come sleep with me, and early next morning like 5am she goes and scales the fence back into their compound.
Three nights straight, no one ever knew.

That na beta wife material oko. Such a girl can rob a bank for you.

Rest in peace young one.

We all made mistakes, but some of us are lucky to be alive to reminisce on the poor judgment of our youth.

soulbroken761:
I'm extremely introverted. It has always affected my relationships with people; family, colleagues, and lovers. I've not been in a real relationship before because of my communication issues. So I thought at 24 years, I need to learn how to be in relationship if I get a good guy. My female classmates are married or engaged and I felt left behind
I met my guy and started staying days in his house at a go. I thought it was for the best. He is a good guy even though very broke. Honestly I put myself in this situation.
We would make out but because I was a virgin, coupled with the fact that I have extremely low sex drive, I always told him to stop when it gets to that point. Even his finger hurt like crazy. It caused little quarells but he always told me he would never force it because he loves me.
So this afternoon we were making out as usual and he started touching me down there. It was so dry and it hurt like crazy, as if the skin was peeling off. I think the fan contributed to the dry ess. Anyway I begged him to stop but he wouldn't and I was almost crying. He started trying to force his dickk in but it didn't enter. All the while, I was begging him while trying not to attract neighbors. It got so painful that I bit his arm very hard and that was when he stopped.

He was very very angry, asking what I did that for. I told him he put me through a lot of pain. He went out and came back at night. I saw he was still angry so I slept in the living room, trying to be understanding and not piss him off further. He came and lovingly moved me to the bedroom. I thought all was well and dozed off.

Only to feel my mouth being gagged all of a sudden. I was still confused because I never expected such a thing. He said he had been thinking of what to do to me for biting him. He put clothes in my mouth and tied my mouth very tight, bound my arms together at the back, forced my legs open. I was crying and begging not to let it be like that but he slapped my face.

He grabbed oil and poured it and began forcing his dick inside until it entered and he rapedd me. I just waited helplessly for it to be over. I bled so much. I cried in the bathroom and came out to leave. He started begging, saying he loves me, etc.

I wanted to WhatsApp my dad to tell him something terrible just happened to me but my heart broke when I saw his picture. My parents really tried.

I just wanted to pour out my feelings in this post. I already know it was my fault even though I feel robbed. I would have given it to him if he had been patient. I hope to get over it soon. Typing with tears. I will shamefully get something at the pharmacy in the morning so that I don't get pregnant

I apologise to you young lady on the dastardly act suffered. I know you will bear the scars of the act on your breasts till the end of time. I however employ you to make peace with yourself. It was never your fault. You merely had the misfortune of meeting a wrong individual.

Do not believe ALL men are beasts. Not all men act without consideration to the feelings and rights of others. Do not bear this grudge against men the world over for an offence they did not commit.

Be sure to swallow some after sex pregnancy prevention pills like 'postinor 2'. I encourage you to move out from his apartment immediately and never return there.

domido:
7 obasa str,Ikeja. Pls never go there. If they were using someone's head for ritual my enemy would have been a victim. We went thinking it was an interview. In a hall of over 100 people or so they asked us not to communicate. They had like 4 people in the hall. We were been called. After some time, one of them said her dream was to have an estate with an airport in it. I Was just observing them. After sometime, i carry my bag waka. Only for me to meet some ot hers outside and we discovered one of the reasons they don't want us discussing is that they each sent everyone of us mails with different company name. The one I pity was the girl that came from port Harcourt.
thank God I came out of it sha.
But God go punish those people.

I had a similar experience in 2017. I left my PPA at Ekiti State to attend the interview somewhere around there in Ikeja. I received invite at noon for interview the next day at Ikeja. I had never been to Lagos before. I left Ekiti almost 3pm arrived Lagos at about 9 pm and had to camp at Mafoluku with a friend for the night with the plan of returning to Ekiti the next day after the interview due to paucity of funds. I basically borrowed money to attend the interview. Early morning I use Google map and street smarts to locate the interview which was scheduled for 8am.

First thing I observed when I arrived was that I was over dressed compared to other prospective interviewees. For a job with a promised salary of 150k, I thought this was weird, but wetin concern me. We got in and the bastards made rule of not talking to each other in a room of almost 100 people.

Later we were called in turns to submit hardcopies of our CV and the HR or whoever he was who received my CV looked up with surprise when he saw my qualifications and law degree as if I was over qualified for the job. He asked quizzically why would a lawyer want 'this kind of job'? in my mind I was like are you alright? an administrative supervisory role that offered 150k per month, what was wrong with a lawyer applying for that?

Then different bastards took turns at giving aimless lectures about job insecurity in Nigeria, bla bla bla.. Time was 1pm already still no sign of interviewing the large crowd assembled. I was starting to worry as I had to live Lagos by latest 3pm in order not to be stranded as I didn't have any money other than my tp remaining.

due to the stress of the previous day's journey, plus sleeping on the bare floor the previous night, I hadn't eaten all day yet and the very many aimless lectures I was starting to get tired and I closed my eyes for all of 5 seconds.

Immediately the very arrogant bastard who appeared to be the leader whatsoever said I should stand up and leave, because I was sleeping. By this time it was already some minutes to 3pm and I was too tired and angry to protest. I just stood up with my portmanteau and took my leave.

I traced my way to Berger and left Lagos some at about 4pm. It was a stressful journey back home. Had issues I think at Oyo state. I ran out of cash and there was no POS or atm around in a city center!! I trekked a good distance before I finally got a POS to withdraw at a filling station.

Long story short I got home past 11pm. the only meal I had eaten was Coke and gala I bought at Berger. Till tomorrow I feel so angry with myself for not retrieving my CV from those bastards and screaming and cussing them out for wasting my time and lean resources. That expedition cost me a month worth of stress as I had to repay the money I borrowed for the trip.

The level of risk and exploitation unemployed people go through in Nigeria tho. They could have been ritualists I swear. There are so many odds I observed but for brevity I can't disclose now.

I hustle so hard now, so that my kids never have to experience such.


#Update picture of the interview notification I received, with the address. I went searching for it in my archive today 8/2/22. I shake my head in fury and disgust whenever I remember my ordeal.

I hope people see this and don't fall for the gimmicks especially now when ritual murder is very rampant.

#PS always inform someone of the exact address you're going to for whatever. The heart of man is wicked. I was lucky I didn't end up worse than I did.