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Business / Oil Tanker For Sale At Affordable Rate!! by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:37am On Feb 24, 2022
Sold!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N40k Native French Speaker. 2hours A Week For 8 Weeks by lowkeybahdguy(m): 5:14pm On Feb 22, 2022
Okay. HMU. 08077428129
Properties / Re: GLO Wants To Plant A MAST On My Land. What Are My Benefits And Its Hazards - by lowkeybahdguy(m): 4:56pm On Feb 20, 2022
Mtschewwww:
A GSM network provider (GLO) engineers visited my land yesterday and said they want me to lease a space for their mast installation for a period of 15 years. (They have not told me any amount yet).

The land is in a residential area. Please those who know about this sort of engagement should tell me what it entails because I was asked if I would accept the offer or not so as to tell them the amount and other things involved.

I really want to know the real benefits as well as if there are other health damages that may adversely affect residence living around my compound on the long run?

Brief a lawyer for sound legal advice. You can contact one through 07086441399
Career / Re: My Experience With A Random Warri Boy by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:40pm On Feb 15, 2022
WillyWonda1:
I got an opportunity to get a leave at the oil rig where I work and then joined the company chopper to osubi Airport in Warri.

Then I went home. I already had someone clean the house, so j just slept lazily. So it's Saturday, no light, it's hot, I want to go sight seeing around after a Long time at the rig.

So I settled for a Jetty around my hood and do the locals before evening cruise.

So this guy walks up to me. He greets me
He: Senior braa, I hail
Me : Shakes him.

Then he just started telling things he had before he was wrecked by his babe from Ghana.

Then he just drops the bombshells
Him: Senior braa.... Even if na H. (#100). I go use am package. So I just laughed and gave him#3k. He just shouted EWOO!!��.
Mehn see prayers. So I sat him down and asked him to order for anything. And I told him to get high as much as he wanted. I don't have friends.

I'm a very low-key person. I just want to feel free. It's been long.
And I'm linking up with some colleagues this evening. I'm thinking of calling him along make he enjoy life small.

I can snap pictures later on sha when they come.







Oma any time you dey area, hala, make we link up. Good vibes only. Nothing crazy. I'm interested in swapping career and life experiences.
Romance / Re: Gin Experience With Hausa Girl . by lowkeybahdguy(m): 9:38pm On Feb 13, 2022
Sappakiller1:
Make I no use my other account here to avoid bashing..
So me and this sweet and sexy Hausa/Fulani girl don de package since when I dey water. So today as man don touch land yesterday we work things out.. I invited her to my crib. Around 10am she don show up. She called me to pick her up at the location I gave her. On how reaching there , trying to look for her, person horn me inside one mad ford explorer 2014 model. Lo and behold na this banny. Shrply we don reach my crib. . My crib everything dey normally. Before I could say Jack this babe don pull her hijab. Begin dey crush kush . With 2 cards of ref one emzolyn with codein. I was just wondering if she was the girl I was talking to all this while.na there I discover say this banny pman de work with buhari wife directly . Her mom sef hold ground for this country tied. So one thing lead to one thing we had mad s6x . First round, we find food chop first smoke before continuing the second half,, second half took us like 40 minutes and this babe was screaming badly. Before I could realized what was happening banny no de breath again o. Omo if you see how I dey run naked everywhere inside my room, parlour, kitchen dining room everywhere. Just to make this babe recover. Omo after I tried like 20min na d she begin shake o. Begin breath again small small. By that time my Pboy don shrink. I just pet her make she de alright move .........na later I as my Hausa friend come clear me say na gin. Say e dey sup like that.. if you see this babe bah.. you go even fear to follow her talk if you no stand ground as a man .... But mehn see how I come de fear to even see her again. She just called me dey beg say how embarrassed she is bla bla bla.
Is anyone with such experience here ...abeg share make we learn

Afa.. link me up with the B na.. as you don free am. Make I confirm whether true true na jinn or gin dey make her perform
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Transcription Service Needed by lowkeybahdguy(m): 7:55pm On Feb 13, 2022
vivypretty:
Anyone with Access to a paid transcribing software?

What do you need to transcribe and how soon do you need it? It can be done for you for a fee.
Crime / Re: Today Cultists Almost Killed Me by lowkeybahdguy(m): 12:33pm On Feb 09, 2022
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Crime / Re: “I Have Just 12 Years To Spend 10 Billion” – Suspected Ritualist Opens Up (video by lowkeybahdguy(m): 12:52pm On Feb 08, 2022
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Politics / Re: Angry Constituents Attack Magaji Da’u's Convoy by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:05pm On Feb 04, 2022
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Romance / Re: How Do I Make This Girl Stop Feeling Intimidated by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:13pm On Jan 27, 2022
AdeOri99:
So I got this girl that I like, but I am having a hard time talking to her without making her feel timid. She even try as much as she could to hide her feelings from me, but it is hard not to notice.

We currently distance apart, so I don't get to see her physically, but even when we are seeing physically she had to put a lot of effort to respond to me. As an effort on my part, I had to soften up, invoke emotions and show her the weak side of me, which she appreciates and responds in like manner, she can even speak to me very confidently then, but when I begin to drift back to my normal self (not that I am not emotional, but trust me, emotions rob you of your productivity so I use it sparingly, most time I kill it). She begins to withdraw again.

Me, I like her very much, because she isn't demanding (I don't need to be checking up on her every time, and she can take care of herself also, she is even enterprising and her parent are rich, so she don't lack money) but I don't like it that she is not very confident while talking to me, whereas, she is the jovial type.

Mind you, I soften up a great deal to make her comfortable with me, which works until I get serious again. I can't remain soft because it will affect my productivity. I need other methods.

You're obviously still young and not ready for marriage yet. Don't try to change her. It is obviously how she has been raised. Perhaps, how she observed the relationship between her parents. Don't ruin her.

If I were you, I'd sit back and enjoy the ride. Too much feminism is robbing future generations of peaceful marriages.

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Car Talk / Re: My Brother Just Sent Me Cars From Canada.i Want To Sell Few Of Them. by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:01am On Jan 26, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: EFCC Invades Comedian"de-general's" House And Assaults Him by lowkeybahdguy(m): 7:43am On Jan 12, 2022
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Romance / Re: I'll Be Visiting Nigeria Soon. Any Nairalander Interested In Seeing Me? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:26am On Dec 27, 2021
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Politics / Re: Inflation Rate Drops To 15.4% ― NBS by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2021
etokhana:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/breaking-inflation-rate-drops-to-15-4-%e2%80%95-nbs/

Welcome to the matrix where you celebrate double digits inflation rates as 'reduction'.

How did we get there in the first place?

Inflation rate as at 2015 was 9.01%

Come 2016 with the change mantra, till date, Nigeria's inflation rate galloped over the hills and continues to run farther away.

But people want you to believe the country has improved. Why won't fraud and criminality thrive in a country with about the highest youth population in the world. Youths desperate to survive a harsh country that represses their dreams and ambitions.

I have walked the straight path all my life, hustled hard even before I left school. Yet I can't even afford a roof over my head and my bogus certifications.

This is Nigeria. We thank God for reducing the inflation rate. He is a good God indeed.

Romance / Re: I Want To Apologise For My Wife's Behavior. by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2021
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Romance / Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by lowkeybahdguy(m): 1:04pm On Dec 06, 2021
Orgasmgiver123:


My rain boot is like a two edged sword, if i kick a fellow with it, they'll kick bucket

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

Oko na to start to pick paper waka remain.. your case is settled cheesy

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Romance / Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:12pm On Dec 05, 2021
Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

That kolo wey dey blast people left leg with him old kala need to locate you asap.. old kala vs rain boot.. who go win? tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Tega Dominic Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Sultry Photos by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:04am On Dec 05, 2021
Ashawo never comot your eye..

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Education / Re: ‘we Owe Allegiance To Eiye Confraternity’ - Lagos Secondary School Students by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:46am On Dec 04, 2021
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Politics / Re: Will Delta People Accept This Man As Their Governor In 2023? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 3:21pm On Dec 02, 2021
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Family / Re: My Mum Keeps Bugging Me To Create A/an NL Acct For Her by lowkeybahdguy(m): 1:07pm On Nov 30, 2021
Candidlady:
My mum is my sister, she is my aunt, she is my gramz, she my bestfriend, my boyfriend


¤take a gold! drop a mum!? Fvck gold! <<masta ace>>

itell her 'ertin bout me¤except....¤

the problem now is this woman wants me to create an account for her on NL.

~ijust confuse~

Parents getting involved will ruin the broth. See what happened with facebook. However, if you are as close as you say you are with your mum, and your mum is young at mind (as you have indicated in previous posts) then she most likely knows most of the escapades you get into already, and/or will be willing to have an open mind towards the level of depravity and bluntness on NL.

And of cos, you creating the account means you can monitor her activities from a distance without necessarily revealing your id. It may also be necessary for you to create a pseudo account for your depravities.
Romance / Re: What Matters? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 12:18pm On Nov 26, 2021
Loreettaa:
People's past matters. Family history, sexual history, business history. It all matters.

If you can't cope with their past, DON'T GO AHEAD.
Don't tell me a retired yahoo boy has repented, he will scam your father/family members and disappear.
Don't say, "she's stopped sleeping around". Does she still have a womb?
Don't be carried away by aesthetics. Do your finding.
Everything matters.

Hmm..
Health / Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:02pm On Nov 20, 2021
What your guy has is popularly known as 'Scratching the boombalay'.. cheesy Tell your guy to buy boomlime cordial asap.. that stuff is potent for this kinda nuisance I gathered.

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Family / Re: My Wife And Her Troubles by lowkeybahdguy(m): 4:11pm On Nov 14, 2021
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Phones / Re: Apple Announces Macbook Pro With New M1 Pro And M1 Max by lowkeybahdguy(m): 9:06pm On Oct 18, 2021
googlepikins:
Thank God for Windows and Android.

If not, plenty of us would've been Watching rich people making phone calls alone in their parlour with their iPhone.

₦1.2m for laptop, ₦650k for iPhone Sey wetin happen

The truth is Apple died with Steve Jobs.
Health / Re: Why Is That Nigerian Girls Don't Fear STD? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 3:55pm On Oct 16, 2021
Aswear this thing has been on my mind lately. I have one girl in her early 20s that we've been having mind blowing sex. I knew she had a bf before we started but according to her, the bf was far away. I assumed a different state. Until babe became preggo recently. During interrogation she confessed i wasn't responsible (I never came in her) and that I wasn't the only one flogging her, but that she had had unprotected sex with 2 other guys and myself within the past month. In my mind I just said Fck. Ps. She is not a street girl. Infact she's a graduate currently working on a post graduate program. She was more scared by the pregnancy than STDs. Since then I've been avoiding her, however since she's about to travel away for good I've been tempted to cane her one last time but the thought of her sexual history traumatizes me. Ps. I have been with prostitutes and CD was always used. E come be like say ashawo safe pass gf. God airpus o

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Family / Re: Should A Wife Wait For Her Husband Before She Eats Or She Should Eat Alone? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 1:56pm On Oct 02, 2021
Personally, I prefer my wife does not wait. If she waits, means it's from a place of respect.
Car Talk / Re: Suggest An SUV Of 2m To Buy For My Wife by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:20am On Sep 15, 2021
Nacoss25:
Good evening all. i want get my wife an SUV this month and budget is 2m. Suggest for me any SuV with the following specification
6 cylinder
4×4
Not Toyota nor Honda. Thanks guys

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Adverts / Re: Neatly Used Toyota Camry Available by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:05am On Sep 15, 2021
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