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Crime / Re: Cult Leader, Jboy, Killed In Cross River (Photos) by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:35pm On Apr 22, 2020
BKB on-board.. Waste of sweet phuck.
Politics / Re: Should Africa Consider The Nuclear Energy Route? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 6:22pm On Apr 22, 2020
scoundrel:

How does this copypasta relate to the topic at hand? You children have too much time and data on your hands.

Says the Oracle of Delphine.
Phones / Re: Playstore Not Downloading Help! by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:37pm On Apr 20, 2020
ZesusHVWritter:
This is happening with only airtel network. I drew their attention to it, but they were quick to assume it's only happening to my line. Comment here, and I will give you a procedure to bypass that error... twitter.com/AirtelNigeria/status/1250083406299435011

So they know it's not just me. The error has been going on for over a two weeks now.

I just did. also sent you a dm.

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Celebrities / Re: CYNTHIA Morgan In Tears As She Explains Why She Is Not Singing Again (video) by lowkeybahdguy(m): 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2020
abeg who watch the video make him come tell us why she dey cry.. Buhari never gree do giveaway
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 4:48pm On Mar 24, 2020
sassysure:
So who is loving all the good guys or are they single?



yep.. all the good guys like me, are single... and loving it.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 4:46pm On Mar 24, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Sometimes when you look back at how women treated you as a good and calm guy over the years you begin to think should i turn into a heartless beast. i have friends who treat them like trash but the ladies still keep chasing them. some don't even have money nor cars o

I used to be the good guy. the kind to hold the door for ladies. my brother the same ladies you hold the door for will look down on you for it. Chivalry is dead.

Now I'm so careless in my attitude and dealings with females and they can't seem to get enough of me. I swear, even good girls sef like bad boys. Na the way nature wire female sense.

So ignore that girl that you think is the center of your universe and chase money pants down. A thousand girls will beg to be baby mamas for you.

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Autos / Re: Awoof Mercedes Benz E350 Now Available For 1.1m by lowkeybahdguy(m): 1:45am On Mar 21, 2020
Awoof dey run belle..

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Business / Re: CBN Returns Over N60 Billion Excess Bank Charges To Customers by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2020
Davash222:
Returned what? First bank debited me 52Naira two days. They said it’s ‘Ist Quarter 2020 Card Maintenance Fee’

I swear this one shock me. this was after they had deducted maintenance and sms fees for January. Nigerians are being fleeced by just about any and everybody.
Romance / Re: Do you Live In Yankee, Please Come In And Help Me Out With This Babe. Photos. by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:25am On Feb 06, 2020
LIENUS..
TV/Movies / Re: Perfect Match Movie by lowkeybahdguy(m): 12:33am On Sep 20, 2019
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Sports / Re: See How The Super Eagles Dropped In Latest FIFA World Ranking by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:19pm On Sep 19, 2019
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Politics / Re: Yahaya Abdullahi: It Is An Insult To Say Senators Shouldn’t Spend N5.5bn On Cars by lowkeybahdguy(m): 3:25pm On Sep 19, 2019
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 8 Unboxing, Review, Price & Camera Comparison With The S4 (Photos) by lowkeybahdguy(m): 4:53pm On Sep 16, 2019
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Science/Technology / Re: Injured HammerHead Shark Killed In Lekki, Lagos After Being Washed Ashore by lowkeybahdguy(m): 12:48am On Sep 15, 2019
Vianna:
Sharks are known to travel round continents in search of food, mate or breeding ground. This might be coming from Europe or Australia and sadly found itself in the wrong country.

shark wey nor dey hear word, nai dey enter Nigerian man pot of soup.. People dey run from nija go Europe, this one say na Nigeria he wan go hustle mate.. see wetin fork in don cause?..

ps: you're book smart. we should be friends.
Family / Re: I'm In big Debt, Depressed, Addicted To Drugs And Feel Like Committing Suicide by lowkeybahdguy(m): 8:18am On Aug 29, 2019
Bro, I feel your pains. I can relate to most of the things you have said. I wish I could help, but I'm struggling myself. I remember the days opiates used to keep me calm and sedated. Now I can't afford that shit. So 8 out of 10 times, I'm really paranoid. Suffering and smiling Fela said. I have stopped asking and depending on any god anywhere to deliver me or give me daily bread cos I know he don't care bout nothing. J Cole and the pills helped me during my darkest days in life, I pray you get to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Whatever you do bro, remember, you only live once. Don't complicate your life with more silly mistakes. The universe can conspire to make your life worse just when you think it couldn't possibly be any worse. You could be shot, wounded or arrested in the robbery and spend years in a nigerian prison - the true definition of hell. And only then you'll wish you could go back to life before the robbery, and enjoy the seeming tough moments as a free man.

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Career / Re: How Do I Deal With Office Politics? by lowkeybahdguy(m): 7:41am On Aug 29, 2019
Jgoldie:


How do i cope with this office politics,how do you guys working in corporate organisation cope without loosing friends or making foes??

Politics is inevitable. Man is a social and political animal. See the world for what it is, and not what you wish it to be; a brutal fighting pit where only the toughest thrive. Don't be an unarmed prophet like Jesus after all even Saintly Christ had haters and ended up nailed to a cross and stabbed in the gut because he wanted to be a nice guy. Be a Malcom x. The unpredictable and unstable element nobody wants to mess with. Sometimes people push you intentionally to gauge your response, your strength. Do return the favour with more aggression, and they will learn to respect (fear) you and yours. Personally, 'I never met a Naira I never liked'. So, if you have to play dirty to earn your bread or more bread, then do. The world is not a Disney castle.

With your bosses, kiss and lick those asses like they were the best thing you ever tasted. It will be worth it at the end of the month when the paycheck comes in. Be the psycophant and fan their egos, be the chew toy when they need to sharpen their teeth and claws, atleast until you have acquired enough means to Branch out on your own. Then you can tell them how very miserable and sad their lives are, that they have you prick you with their little joysticks to feel good about themselves.

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Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Delta Girl Commits Suicide Over Failed Relationship With Boyfriend by lowkeybahdguy(m): 11:19am On Aug 09, 2019
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Sports / Re: The Nigeria VS India True Story And Video by lowkeybahdguy(m): 12:15pm On Jul 23, 2019
obembet:
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fine pikin.. you're a football fan?..
Politics / Re: Epileptic Power Supply As Warri Residents Protest by lowkeybahdguy(m): 4:16pm On Jul 03, 2019
This stoopeed glow network allow dwarf coke beat me to FTC.. Lala shey hope still dey for STC?

Space for Sale..

very profitable location o, because anything Warri, be like tortoise wey e name nor dey comot for story, e must sell..

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Sports / Re: Afcon 2019: CAF Names Drogba, Kanu And 7 Others As Ambassadors by lowkeybahdguy(m): 6:24am On Jun 19, 2019
Obembet whats a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?..
Romance / Re: I Need A Penmate by lowkeybahdguy(m): 3:52pm On Mar 04, 2018
Hello Bibi.. care to share pen with a gent currently in ado?
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NYSC / Re: Nysc 2017 Batch B Pcms Going To Ekiti State From Abuja by lowkeybahdguy(m): 3:23am On Nov 17, 2017
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Ekiti corpers o!! where u pcms at?? pcms going to Ekiti state from Abuja especially, should I.d up lets meet ourselves

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from all over Nigeria

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please copy, add . after the whatsapp and b4 d com e.g. 'Whatsapp.com' and paste in your URL
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:02am On Nov 14, 2017
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