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@ Chacal

You are a clown

I LOVE FORREST

That was a good one, still laughing here Arse, Chest and Forrest

GOONER 89

@ Kit

That was bad

Thank God for GOOGLE

GOOGLE Sorry GOONER 89

@ Jackal

It was actually, Accrington Stanley FC, Liverpool FC then Arsenal FC at Bristol, Cirencester then Reading. No Nott Forest for me. (Surrey , why not Essex ).


GOONER 89

@ Chacal and Somze

Guys what is the meaning of all this stuff I know that due to the way this forum has been going, folks have developed friendships and let people get close to them in one way or the other. BUT ITS DISGRACEFUL THAT SOME FOLKS USE THAT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET AT OTHERS!! that my dear friends is not only Childish behaviour, but utterly disgusting.

It smacks of stupidity that someone will be here bragging how you have this and this, and how you intend to expose so and so ARE YOU BOTH B@TCHES!? Cause you are both acting like ones. These are stuff women do and i wouldn't expect you guys to get into that (NO MATTER THE REASON).

Look we can all get (or have) info on each other (based on our friendships and associations) thats nothing new, but coming here to brag about it is just pathetic. What is the gain , so that everyone else will be like What/Wow If you don't know, doing stuff like that, just makes other folks think less of you.

Anyway, i don't blame you both, its just to sad how some stuff outside the forum can not be done in a matured manner. One begins to wonder whether it is worth it to even develop any friendship outside Nairaland as it now seems in vogue that people will use the info they get for their own evil benefit (which means that they only tried to get close to you for their own selfish reasons).

And would i advice folks that, as much as it might be fun to go on discussing what others share with you, What goes around comes definately around. If someone makes the mistake to trust you with stuff, not knowing that you will become a "Blabber Mouth", that in itself is a sad development.

ITS JUST SAD!! BUT I GUESS WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE WITH FOLKS LIKE THAT!! I guess most of us know better now.

Folks please know the people you trust on Nairaland, as some people are not what they seem and don't have your well being at heart.

They say a word is enough for the wise.

GOONER 89

Hmmm!!

3 More years of Wenger

POSITIVES

3 more years of beautiful football.
3 more years of "Stable Management".
3 more years of discovering "Gems".
3 more years of growth.
3 more years of Cesc, Rosicky, Toure, Clicy .

NEGATIVES

3 more years of "Dictatorship management".
3 more years of stinginess.
3 more years of youth.
3 more years of Eboue, Song, Adebayor, SONG (AGAIN ).


There you have it Gooners, The Good, the Bad and Sagna

GOONER 89

Errr!! 2-1

GOONER 89

Far more interesting stuff jare

Nigeria is raping Germany!! DAMN!!

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Don't mind those "Chavs". my sis tells me, now West London is far more quiet as most Chelsea fans have finally come to realise that, they only come to the stadia to[i] "fill up the seats". [/i] They don't matter one bit in what goes on. RA could give UCLA a contract to make Robots and he still would be able to fill up Stamford Bridge.

Razorr, read between the lines, must we always spell something out for you!? What Ballack and Sheva are saying basically is that; YOUR COACHING CREW IS RUBBISH/bleeped/THRASH!! Is that clear enough for you

GOONER 89

On the contrary Kola and Razorr

Its not as if, we all are really bothered about what is happening at Chelsea, THE MORE PROBLEMS THE MERRIER I SAY! What we can't stand is all the unneccessary drama. Chelsea FC is like a bloody Rubbish Mexican Soap Opera.

And you all are gradually becoming the Laughing Stock of the Footballing World.

Like i have always alluded to, unlike what pertains at most clubs, in the case of Chelsea, only 1 person matters, and it ain't you guys that scream; TRUE BLUE and what not.

RA wants to win beautifully!!, But like your Psycho Manager, you guys just want to win. It becomes a joke, when the Club's Official website makes a statement, and then the absolute opposite happens (or had happened).

Are Sheva and Ballack not your players any more (Or now you will claim that they didn't make those statements ). Chelsea is making a complete mockery of how a Footie Club should be managed. The only team/club that tops you guys in Buffonery is Real Madrid. And that can't be a title that you should be proud of.

Yes i am aware that every cub have their problems, but by jove! Chelsea give a new meaning to the word; Incompetent!!

GOONER 89

Oga Kola

Despite the Chelsea Propaganda machinery, we all know the truth!!

There are cracks at the seams, and when something begins to crack, make no doubt about it; IT WILL SOON BREAK!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/6980569.stm

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/09/05/leaving_out_ballack_just_doesn.html

Ballack.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/6981242.stm

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2162982,00.html

Sheva.

Now is it me, but isn't Maureen biting more than he can chew I distinctively remember, leaving out the "Favoured Son" was one of the reasons RA refused to talk to him for so long, last season And like a Silly Child, Maureen does not want to learn from his mistakes

Hmmm!! You guys should just pray you win a major trophy this season (Not the Milk or FA Cup) or else start getting us to not seeing Jose on the Bench, cause he will be gone with the Wind, by the time RA is finished with him.

GOONER 89

Too bad your propaganda machinery cannot stop players from expressing their views, we all await what Chelseafc.com has to say on those 2 players.

@ Jackal

I meant, if you would be kissing her, you will be kissing my D@ck But since you say you've got strong bleach, ITS ALL GOOD

Anyway, no problem bro, enjoy the smooching!!! (besides i get a big fat payoff at your expense! )

GOONER 89 (Life is Good)

Don't worry ma


What has a begining, has an end

I am willing to let you go , Jackal, as you kiss her, you are kissing my (Imagine spending all that money to do that )

GOONER 89

@ Kit

Jackal accept something , are you kidding me. Chacal wouldn't even accept the truth of his "Real Birthday".

GOONER 89

@ Jk

You see me for dream did i make any bad statement about Carlos Q, i only asked what you guys thought

Or are you still pissed off that i said; HARRY POTTER WAS/IS CRAP!!

GOONER 89

Nice one Somze

Give me the chic that doesn't suck cock, how thoughtful of you

Man, i would take Razorr anyday They don't call her "Razorr" for nothing you know

Besides, still sceptical about this TNG person

GOONER 89

@ I-Man

Wait are you 4play, when you BF is giving, and I-Man when you return the favour

What gives with the mutiple id(s), thought Seun unbanned you.

@ Somze

How long are you in town for. And yeah, stop trying to steal my boo

GOONER 89

No love , why would i

You all can go and jump in the Thames if you are pissed of.

I and Razorr, get it on real good, like a real man and woman should. (I-Man, you would know nothing about that).

GOONER 89

P.s. Chacal, Doctor Enlarge said i should remind you of your 1 p.m. appointment tomorrow oh! Sh@t i was meant to IM that to you Oh well, guess no harm done.

Na wa oh

I never laugh like this before

But you all could ease up on mentioning my name now , before Seun gets mad and bans me for trying to steal his shine on the Forum.

Somze you dey dis PH!! since wen Are you the Person Yaradua sent to replace the JTF General

@ TNG

I wonder

GOONER 89

@I-MAN (Puff); I still don't speak your language; SODOMY!! And thats THE ARSEKI to you Scummy, not Arseki

They tried to take Razorr to rehab and Somze said; NO!! NO!! NO!!

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

What sins I am undergoing Deliverance Classes! Thank You

The Rain, how it pours

GOONER 89

Nah

Kit will let Razorr slide, as for Somze

@ Kit

Oboy how Lag, Cause its raining like a b@tch in PH

Militancy, Curfew and Rain, how horrible can life get

GOONER 89

@ Tng

Nothing Bro, or is that chic

Was just wondering aloud thats all, i don't need anyone to "suck my cock", (Have enough cock suckers as it is at the moment, and they are all female might i add for emphasis sake ).

What ever rocks anyone's boat is cool with me, I don't discriminate against folks, as long as i ain't involved in the whole shibang!!

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Why do you love mentioning Mofo He isn't first choice anything anymore.

Besides Walrus will have it all to do, the Toon army want and love "Sexy footie!!" so he will have to come out to play, not adopt his bitchy! footie, which he always uses against us, while at Bolton (He has a fine successor in M Hughes and the Blackburn Legion of Doom )

Owen is not a problem, Chump will probably injure himself eating his bowl of Cherrios, the morning of the game.

Key worry for us will be, Martins, Viduka and that Gorrilla Geremi.  

But we will give them problems as well, the Key will be if we control the Midfield, which Walrus will be aware of, and try to neutralise by stifling Fab4 (and Hope either "Willy Nilly" Senderos is playing, Boy how Alla[i]"dyke"[/i] would just love seeing Senderos's name on the team sheet or Berti is moved to CB, cause he knows Berti will destroy the Toon's MF with his play, and leave Fab to do the damage).

All in all, we have folks to give them problems as well, RVP and Dudu should be reeved up for this, and Clicy can handle anyone on that wing. Gallas should be back and Hleb will bedazzle the Toon supporters.

I am expecting a Standing ovation from the Toon Army for our boys, when we show them how Footie should be played (what Footie is all about).

GOONER 89

Missed you boo

Me make fun of you guys , NAHHH!! Thats a lie from the pits of hell Although i will say this though;

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/09/04/walking_out_when_absence_speak.html

Nice article

GOONER 89

@ Tng

Please i hope for your sake that you are female, cause if you ain't  WALAHI! You will have to explain that "I don't suck diseased cock" statement!?

So what kind of cock do you suck then

@ Kola

Say What!!

Was that meant to be a response

@ Razorr

Where have you been boo

GOONER 89

" I hope everyone stays FIT."

I almost fell of my chair when i read that last bit Still laughing so hard here

Why do you keep mentrioning last season Bro! Its History!! Gone!! Done and dusted!! Let it go (Jeez! Even i have changed chics between the end of last season and the begining of the new season, and i ain't thinking of the old Pussy ).

I know the new season is still New Born, thats why you seem to have an affinity for the old (I am sure, you and skippy (whats your dog's name sef!?) still sit down to watch reruns of Giggs lifting up the Prem trophy ).

We are in the new, and yes United are defending (soon to be dethroned) champions. But incase you haven't noticed, NO WANT GIVES A SH@T ABOUT THAT!! Well except for all ya'll Scum brigade.

GOONER 89

Le Chacal

Always humourous

Match day 10 it is then

Sorry there mate, i am sure you meant to say Adebayor, cause i can't remember when last Eboue (Mofo ) actually played for Le Arse this season besides does Eboue (Mofo ) still play at right back

GOONER 89

P.S. What you think of this;

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2162685,00.html

Can we say Carlos Q, ( Manager of Scum United ), has a good ring to it, does that

@ Le Chacal

Let me make this easy for you, What will it be now, do we stick to your 10 games theory or should we just leave it till the last day of the Prem. You have the opportunity to revisit this shit, like the Senate intend to revisit the Nigerian Constitution reform (with out 3rd term). so speak now. Whats it gonna be.

WE ALL AWAIT YOUR PROCLAMATION

GOONER 89

No matter where i go, I SEE THE SAME HOE!!

GOONER 89

His Excellency Le Chacal

Lord of Wolfinshire

Until they start, why don't we cool down on all the noise. Rooney's praise singing i can take (Cause i know he is on and offish in his form) Its the[b] P.I.M.P.[/b] Big Brother Ronaldo, PREACH!! praise singing that is doing our heads in.

What makes you think he will peform this season, what with all the orgies and Bottom spanking he indulges in after hours Besides why didn't they invite Tevez What because he is an Argie and Spanish (Trabalism) and how come the Hoes were Brazilian (Slave master mentality).

Anyway, Everton is on some sort of form trip , so they should give you guys a good game, before the game of the month on the 22nd

Come through those 2 games in good shape, and i will begin to believe, that the Scummies have what it takes to retain their title.

GOONER 89

P.S. And nowhere in my post did i make reference to Le Arse, we Gooners are taking it Game by Game, coming up 1st is the Scum of the South (Spuds) and then the Bitch of the Prem (Derby C). So it can't all be that bad at the Arab , sorry i meant Emirate stadium.

How boring it must be in this thread (and to be a Scummie) I am off, till the Scumbags actually back up all this mouth with performances on the Pitch.

Cause with all the spit Jackal has expended in talking up the scummies, Enviromentalist must be rolling on the ground and pouring ashes on their head over the Water pollution caused by its amassment.

WHERE YA GUNS @!! What a load of twaddle

GOONER 89

Hey Gooners  

Enough good news around (well hopefully good)

Lets start with the most important;

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_2707257,00.html

HIP HIP HURRAY!!!

Others to follow, when i can justify (after reviewing various opinions) how good the news actually is

And; nice one for a true legend; DB10 We love you Bergy

GOONER 89