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Razorr correct me if i am wrong, but you are the Only Chic that is on the Chelsea fan train. (Or are you now one of the boys )

GOONER 89

CREAM CHIC INDEED!! STINGY BOO (Don't want to enter and win the Salsa contest because you don't want to share the loot )

Chacal is Scolari gay as well , as he tried to punch a player

Besides isn't he C Ronaldo's National coach

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@ Tkb419

Enrol for the Open university, if OBJ can do it to improve himself, i see no reason why you won't want to improve your lingo! The last time i checked, Baloney was a sandwich!!

@ Razorr

From Plonkers to Pillocks Whats wrong with you baby

@ Chacal

That same season, did United not finish 3rd in the league (if my memory hasn't failed me), behind Arsenal Was that not the same year you scummies went trophyless Was that not the same year we won the FA cup beating you guys on Pens Correct me if i am wrong in all this

Anyway if West ham beat us, guess they will beat you as well, so nothing spoil.

GOONER 89

Don't mind those Mancs

Always want to act all innocent and stuff, Imagine Rikky Ricardo coming here to say that Kenyon was booted out of Manchester What would we hear next

Will join the "What will happen at Chelsea" train later. AND ITS NOT WHAT YOU ALL THINK/WILL BE EXPECTING, I PROMISE (Cross my heart ).

GOONER 89

@ tkb419

Am i Sam Alladyke Don't be mad at me bro i wasn't the one that gave those quotes.

Besides, i don't remember Hugo introducing anyone to his younger brother on NL Cause i do specifically remember mentioning Hugo's name in my post.

Now common sense would suggest that if something was not meant for you (as the first post was meant for Jackal in the first place), you do not take Panadol for another man's headache.

GOONER 89

@ Hugo

Stop stealing I-Man's lines he doesn't take to kindly to folks that do that

By the way, how is the Drugstore coming along (Hope you are still making money, regardless of Dora's ban on fake drugs ). Anyway bro, NO SHAKING!!

This "Week 10" sef HAS CHACAL INITIATED ALL YOU SCUMMIES IN A SECRET "GAMEWEEK 10" CULT OR SOMETHING

All thats left is for JK to come here and say the new scum password; "Lets see whose going to be on top by Week 10!!".

As if that is meant to give you guys some secret super powers or something

GAME WEEK 10!! Abeg do quick and come oh!! (before these Scumbots have a heart attack waiting for it, like Christians wait for the rapture).

Did you all hear of those guys that got tired of waiting for Jesus to come back, and decided to take matters into their own hands and went to a forest to rapture themselves (why didn't they go to a fastfood joint or something, who told them that na only forest them dey rapture!? NIGERIANS ).

GOONER 89

Ohh Gawd!!! Not these freakin Hoooooooommmmmmmmmoooooosssss again!!

GOONER 89

So who is your coach now, JOSE MOURINHO?

Ok, why haven't Chelsea gotten more Trophies than Arsenal (and that trend will not change anytime soon).
Why haven't Chelsea gotten more Fans than Arsenal. (Anywhere in the World).
Why haven't Chelsea made more money than Arsenal.
Why am i wasting my time in this thread.

So your only claim to fame as a Chelsea fan is the fact that Chelsea when under Jose M never lost to Arsenal Gee! I am sure these are the kind of supporters Roman A wants at his club.

Since you answered the question on your life, do yourself a favour (And us all, for that matter) and relate that to football, ALL THE ANSWERS YOU WANT TO YOUR ENQUIRES HAVE BEEN GIVEN BY YOU!!

GOONER 89

There you go again Chacal, smoking that sesimila

If Tevez was MOTM on 2 occasions, Then Fab4 is Man of the Flipping Month. Let me just quote a dear pal to SAF and someone we all love to hate down south.

I guess it couldn't be Arsenal he was refering to here when he opened his fat mouth and said;

"Allardyce has warned his Toon squad that Wenger currently has the "best side in the country"

or

"because they're the best team in the Premier League right now. They've got the best squad."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2007/09/25/arsene-has-never-shown-me-respect-89520-19842656/

Hmmm!? This is coming from one of Sir Fergie's best buddies in the EPL (And a firm critic of Wenger).

But I guess as always, Chacal the esteemed Manager of Nairaland FC knows better than the Walrus

GOONER 89

No Mr Medube

What you were meant to write was; I HAVE NO IDEA OF ANYTHING RELATED TO FOOTBALL, I am only here trying to yank everyones chain, SEEING THAT I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH MY TIME!!

That my dear Medube, is what you should have titled the thread, instead of wasting everyones time with stuff you have no clue about.

Let me ask you a question young man; DID YOUR LIFE START JUST 4 YEARS AGO !?

If you can come back with a suitable answer to that question, i will humour you and give an answer to your thread (In the process, saving us all space on the forum and putting you out of your misery).

GOONER 89

Quote from Mr Medube

"Ghana has a better African record than Nigeria, but have never been to the WOrld Cup, does that make them better?"

Nuff said

Now why in heaven's name will i waste my time discussing with someone that doesn't even have an idea of what he is talking about? I LEAVE YOU ALL TO THIS CIRCUS OF A THREAD!?

Utter rubbish

GOONER 89

@ Razoorr

But you are the one, everyone is claiming has a d@ck!? (And hair on her chest ) Couldn't the doctor complete the op

GOONER 89

See you letting our Money go down the drain , and there i was actually calling all my pals to vote for you if you are in the Comp

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Yes Jackal, anyone can win the league.

Do you believe that Arsenal can win the league.

Like i said, an arguement with you, is a waste of bleeping time (can't even be bothered to argue your West ham claim ).

@ Razorr (Power Puff Girl )

If i called you a Dyke, would that mean i know one. My intelligence doesn't restrict me to your little lifespan of activities, afterall this is a Nigerian that has/had no idea who Eugenia Abu was/is, and you can talk DSTV PIKIN

Just go and enrol for the "CLOSE UP Salsa comp" and win the Bloody money for us to take that long vacation we planned. Leave the footie for teams that actually mean business, not teams that manage to draw with Almighty Rosenborg, AT HOME FFS!!

GOONER 89

P.S. Simpsons sucks SOUTH PARK RULES!!

And this statement is coming from whom; A UNITED FAN

Chacal stop smoking Fake Reefers, why won't you listen to me

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Ritch actually said 2nd, not 1st (either way, i won't argue that point, but NO WAY IS CHELSEA'S FAN BASE ANYWHERE NEAR ARSENAL'S ).

Either way, this convo with you is useless and will not get me anywhere, so we will see how sh@t pans out over the season.

Mr Prophecy

@ Razorr (Power Puff Girl )

Stop being delusional, when you guys start doing something of note, GET BACK TO US!?

Aston Villa : Loss
Blackburn : Draw
Rosenborg : Draw
United : Loss

Jose : Loss
Grant : Loss

Bloody Cream Puffs SO MUCH NOISE!? NOT MUCH SUBSTANCE!!

As you ladies will say; TALK TO THE FREAKING HAND!!

GOONER 89

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/7010353.stm

You guys have even got this Diffy Confused (me saying this, as if it takes much to get that stupid bit@h Hansen confused )

WHAT BIG 2 TEAMS

Chacal stop smoking that Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Top 2 interms of what exactly, Ok let me take United out of the equation, but how is Chelsea bigger than us

Financially (With out Roman)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/7009944.stm

Trpohy wise

How many trophies have Chelsea ever won

Stablility wise

they can't even decide who the hell they want to be their coach, now we hear this;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/7010867.stm

So pray tell how is Chelsea (Now or in the near future) ever going to be bigger trhan Arsenal, are they getting a new stadia soon, Arsenal are launching a TV station soon, want to bet we will get more subscribers than Chelsea (if it ain't offered as a package).

Oh now Arsenal won't beat Chelsea right  (after United beat them) I SEE YOUR UNBIASED OPINIONS FLOWING SWEETLY

Save all your  , the footie will do the talking.

I REPEAT THE ONLY BOUNCING CHLESEA WILL BE DOING IS TO PAPOOSE'S YET TO BE RELEASED ALBUM!!

Razoor; "LEAN WIT IT!! ROCK WIT IT!!!"

GOONER 89

Could someone else post please

Razorr is having a "Brain Freeze", what will all this talk about "Dicks", !? I am sure you are getting turned on already!! Chacal see what you have done to this lady!!

Razorr; CHELSEA HAS AS MUCH CHANCE OF BOUNCING BACK THIS SEASON AS HITLER HAD OF HAVING A CHILD BEFORE HE COMMITED SUCIDE

Omo anything for me!? LAGBAJA NOTHING FOR YOU!!

Razorr hear the words of wisdom

GOONER 89

Razorr

Like your club; NO ONE TAKES WHATEVER YOU SAY SERIOUSLY!!

Go and ask your boss for your annual leave

GOONER 89

I have left Eboue alone for you.

How many guys you wan marry sef, the ink on your divorce with Henry don dry already

GOONER 89

If chelsea bounce back, then i will eat Peanut butter and Jam sandwiches for a week. (How funny Chelsea will bounce back after losing to you scummies , same thing you said about Spurs if i am not mistaken, and we can all testify to how Berb and the boys are doing below the table).

Chacal, just keep second warm, cause thats the best United will get this season. A thrashing at the Emirates should help you see the light WE SHALL KINDLY OBLIGE!!

GOONER 89

And i believe the other 2 Arsenal Premiership wins were Unbeaten

Listen Chacal, this season is open and Arsenal are title contenders, like it or not. You said Chelsea were your main contenders , GUESS WHOES COMING FOR DINNER CAROLINA!? . Then you had the audacity to mention Spurs , WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP!?

Now its United this and United that, as far as you are concerned, now that Chelsea are imploding, you should feel that United have an easy run to defending their title. PLEASE HOLD THAT THOUGHT TILL MAY!!

Surprises are in store this season, and Roman's gift is just the begining

GOONER 89

P.S. RITCHBOI What in heavens name are you on about ENGLISH PLS!!

I presume all wise one, that United will not lose again this season

GOONER 89

And when we win Jackal, i am sure you will be that first here to congratulate us.

I guess the same Giggs that has been playing Shyte for the last 3 games is among your first 11 right

As Bolani will say; LEAVE ALL THIS TALK FOR TORTISE!! Come back to us when you are top, then we can listen to you For now, if Liverpool win their game in hand, you will move down a notch (we can even afford to lose the Newcastle game, cause you will still be looking up at us so whats all the noise about )

GAME WEEK 10 Appraoches

GOONER 89

@ Gunners

What more can i say

Well what i will say is, IT WAS AGAINST DERBY!! So that adage of a "Pinch of Salt" comes into play

Questions

1, Can Cesc carry on his goal scoring feats and, (a) Win PFA award at the end of the year, (b)  i won't mention it, or else some scummies will eat me raw for what they will claim is heresy I will just hope Cesc keeps scoring for the next 6 or 7 games, before i dare mention this

2, What awaits Lehman when he is fully fit

3, How do we cope when the ACN comes along, Toure and Ade (Eboue and Song are welcomed to go and stay as long as they want sha).

4, What is happening to RVP

Basically, now comes the game we must win as far as i am concerned, and its a game that involves our old chums in the Blue and Claret colours. Yes thats them, the Silly Hammers We need to win that game, as those Clowns will be up for it (seeing that they feel they have the edge over us, following last seasons results). If we beat them, then Bolton and Sunderland (as another Gunner earlier pointed out) will be a piece of cake.

Financially, you all can be proud that you are supporters of Arsenal FC, especially taking into consideration the shambles taking place at Chelsea

Don't you just love that silly club. We see Van Basten at the game (which is evident that they might want to appoint him) but because he too was sick when he saw Chelsea play and refused to take charge, they now deny it being anything but a visit Why is it now that Van B decides to take in a Chelsea game , or did he come to watch Scum United and Van der Ser (what else does he need to know about Edwin that he doesn't already ). I also heard C Chukwu was also at the game at the request of RA

You don't think do you Naaaaahhhhh!! Not our own "Head Master" But as they say, "Wonders shall never cease" and as we all know; "Anything is possible in footie!"

Seriously though, all and all, thing are looking up at Arsene FC, The Financial reports will blow a huge hole in the "takeover rubbish" being spewed, as Danny Fiszman also used his mouth to say; (despite what some had earlier claimed he said) he will not sell his stake in the club, and he rubbished Usmanov's claim of getting a "Blocking stake", saying that 25% doesn't guarrantee him jack , as the desicions he can block are "Special desicions" that the Club makes, (which he pointed out, has only taken place twice in a decade i think, will get the actual quote later ). So the Uzbeks stake does not qualify him to have a major say in the day to day runnings of the Club.

This Financial report (coupled with the recent results on the pitch) will go a long way in convincing smaller share holders of the strenght of the Arsenal franchise, and the need to not panic and sell their shares for an easy profit. And just think, we have the man to thank for all this still in charge of our club for the next 3 years (and hopefully more years to come ).

So why shouldn't anyone be proud to be an Arsenal supporter all we need now is for the boys to reward the Boss by picking up silverware this season, (playing beautiful football CHELSEA SUPPORTER TAKE NOTE! Its possible to try[i](as we haven't lifted any trophy yet) [/i] and win something playing lovely footie).

So Gunners, walk with your heads raised high, as your boys deliver on the field of play

COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE ARMY!! THE LEAGUE IS THERE TO BE CONQUERED (SCUM OR NO SCUM! ).

GOONER 89

@ Ruudie

Please mention our first 11 are Gallas and Eboue part of that first 11, cause they are still yet to come back fit/recovered I guess Scum United have a truck load of brilliant subs in the wings, folks like Chris Eagles and co

@ Jackal

Bla bla bla

I keep telling you, all this talk about United Revival only scare teams like Sunderland and Derby, DO YOU THINK ANY GUNNNER ACTUALLY GIVES A  ABOUT THE SCUMMIES!?

The players know that their destiny is in their own hands, and they are folks that have been together for sometime now, and so know the pains and joys of winning and losing in an Arsenal jersey. So being bothered about what other teams below us do, is not in the agenda, if we get our game plan right, United can bring all the Gazza, Razza and Dumbazza they want. I repeat for the record; THE BEST SCUM UNITED WILL GET AT THE EMIRATES IS A DRAW!!

Season is still far off, but boy! It sure looks as if its going to be a lot of fun

Once again, CESC FOR PFA COME MAY!? (Watya think!? )

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Ruudie

The Ref helped THATS A FLIPPING UNDERSTATEMENT MATE!!

Jackal

I hope now, Fergie will never accuse any other player of "Diving", cause Saha blatant dive was "Olympicish". Even Divino will be proud

GOONER 89

P.S. Chacal I see neither you (Or your CPJ) are talking about the "Brilliant Finance methods of Arsenal FC".

Here is the full Financial report here for your perusal;

http://www.arsenal.com/userincludes/docs/results24092007.pdf

Then you both can follow him to where ever he goes to coach now!?  

Besides Eldee

How can he be at a Cinema and then leave for a meeting, then text his Players to tell them he was leaving the Club

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article2493403.ece

Please provide us with any link that shows where it said he was watching the Film with the other Staff members, i can't find any article or heard any new report either on telly or the radio that he was at the said Cinema.

GOONER 89

Hmmm

After taking time to follow this story and look at all the details, i can finally put my thoughts on the forum.

(My server being down due to the rains, didn't help a lot either   )

First things first

@ Razorr

If you are going to add quotes from BBC and such, please don't add them as part of what you have written to make it look as if you wrote them, that is called "Plagerism" dear and is a CRIME

Now unto the matter at hand.

1, Maureen was SACKED!! Anyone that says otherwise is either being "Stupid" or just wants to be sentimental.

2, Maureen is not as "Special" as you all keep making out to be. (Thank God Roman A also saw that eventually).

3, Will the EPL miss him= YES. Will it suddenly lose itself cause he has gone= HELL NO!!

4, What next for Chelsea, well at this moment "Pugatory", How i feel for Ashley Cole and co; He comes out and says Chelsea will go unbeaten, they lose to Villa. Terry says they will dominate Europe, they Draw with the lowest ranked team in the CL (At home, where most of their supporters couldn't be bothered to turn up, and those that did, booed the team). LESSON TO BE LEARNED = CHELSEA PLAYERS SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP JINKING THEIR TEAM.

ANYWAYS, here are my top 5 reasons for Jose being kicked out

Number 1
The Sheva/Ballack factor.

Number 2

Boring Chelsea/ Exciting Chelsea  factor.

Number 3

Travails of dealing with a Russian Oligarch, (who actually loves footie and is not as Evil as is being made out to be by the Chelsea NL supporters, after all; WHAT WAS CHELSEA BEFORE ROMAN CAME WITH HIS CASH = A Poor, Classless, Hooligan dominated Club).

Number 4

The Mediterrainian Arrogance factor.

Number 5

The "Too many cooks spoils the brew" factor.

Now having said all this, what next for Maureen WHO CARES!! NOT I FOR SURE, WHY SHOULD I CARE WHERE HE GOES (Unless he suddenly takes over from Berti Vogts as National team coach, i couldn't care less if Sharks of Port Harcourt is his next destination ). For one thing i believe if Maureen wants to finally prove to folks that he is really a "Special One", there is no better opportunity that the one that presents itself in Spurs.

This is a chance for Maureen to show that he is as brilliant as he thinks he is. Spurs has as good a squad as you can find anywhere (In Berb, he has a better version of Drogs, In Lennon he has a better version of SWP, all he has to do is pinch Cech, who i doubt would leave RA, as these Eastern european guys speak the same Language (if you know what i mean   ) Terry, Lamps and maybe Carvalho (I don't think the Spurs faithful will take to Drogba  ) And they are in the bottom half of the table with 6 games having played.

So Maureen can work his "Special"   magic and give Spurs what they want, and he can do this without having to hear, "IF NOT FOR MONEY" all the time. With that, i feel Maureen will finally get the Respect he craved from all and sundry.

Oh well!! I just hope Chelsea's Golden era does not have to wait another 50 years before it can now be resurrected.

Like i once told Wormy; "lets see where Arsenal and Chelsea are in the next 4 to 5 years". I mean, what Club will folks like Razorr and other so "called Chelsea fans" now cling on to, I presume Man City or Everton are the Closest thing to being "True Blues."

GOONER 89

@ Razorrski

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article2490633.ece

Thank God some folks have sense, but i guess as usual Cole is now an Asshat or Pillock

Sentimental Clowns all ya'll, real fans pay good money to see their so called "Star Studded Team" draw with Rosenborg and you have the guts to call them names

When Arsenal lose/Draw games we feel we should have won, We all come out to speak honestly (If arsenal lose to Sevilla tonight, i doubt you will see Gunners clapping, even if we draw, you won't see me jumping up and down like a jester, regardless of how beautiful our approach play is/was. I WOULD BE LIVID IF WE DIDN'T TAKE MAX POINTS FROM HOME AND SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL OTHER TEAMS THAT WE MEAN BUSINESS THIS YEAR ).

But some of you so called Chelsea fans take the flipping biscuit PLEASE RAZORR WATCH CHELSEA TV'S PHONE IN PROGRAMME WITH NEIL B, AND HEAR TRUE FANS SAY HOW THEY FEEL, RATHER THAN WRITE SERMONS ON THE MOUNT

Like Ruudie said; "Father luck ke, Mother luck ni!!"  

Ya'll should just shut it and concentrate on redeeming your image by beating the Scum on Sunday, cause if you lose I wonder who Roman will shoot first, himself or the whole coaching crew

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

don't be confused

First Akola, then Wormy, before you know it, you will be ALONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

@ Akola

Stop being a baby Is it only on Nairaland that Chelsea are getting a ripping, Go to BBC's forum and see the love everyone is showing Chelsea, FFS go to any footie forum and share the fun like Fanta.

If you want constructive arguements, then tell me what will happen to your team when ACN starts. I SAY ALOT OF NEGATIVE STUFF, What do you say

GOONER 89

P.S. Akola why are you now hoarding info WHAT HAPPENED ON FRIDAY

See these Chav clowns

@ Razorr

The reason those fans were booing is because they (Unlike the so called Fans here) are TRUE CHELSEA FANS!! They pay to watch the games, most of them have been Chelsea supporters from youth, so they have been with the club through thick and thin and are not glory hunters like a few of ya'll that i could mention.

You watch a game on TV and spew crap about it being exciting (AGAINST FREAKING ROSENBERG IF CHELSEA CANNOT BE EXCITING AGAINST ROSENBERG, WHO THE Bleep CAN THEY BE EXCITING AGAINST DOLPHIN FC ). "Real" fans pay to go to the stadia and see "Utter Crap" and you say they are fake fans, GO FIGURE!!

As for your sermon , all i kept hearing/reading was; "Luck this and Luck that!?" Razorrski is it now that bad that you have to mention the word "Luck" a gazillion times when you now refer to Chelsea

Face it Razorr, Chelsea are just picking up where they left of Last Season (Bar the FA Cup win). So what will you say when the ACN comes along and Drogs, Essien and Mikel are gone

GOONER 89

P.S. And don't say, if you were in England you would be at the Stadia, WTF would you have done when the fans were booing, shout at them Knowing how most Chelsea fans can be! GIRL YOU WOULD HAVE HAD YOUR FACE KICKED IN

@ Wormy

ET TU BRUTUS

@ Razorr

Why bore us now with all that long rant (Long posts are meant for me )

GOONER 89