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@ Jackal

Debo was right

You need to sack your Weed supplier, cause he is selling you "Saw Dust!!"

Take that statement outta here before i log off and log back in

GOONER 89

Hmmmm

Leaving Ashley asides, since he is no longer an Arsenal player!?

@ Jackal

Who did Ronaldo disgrace last year at OT when we won 1-0, And who did he disgrace at the Emirates where we won 2-1.

"Los Submerino" is a good player no doubt, but as usual, you make him sound better than he is; IS HE BETTER THAN KAKA or quite a few others i could mention!! Ok because he was the best player in the EPL last year, you feel he will be the best this year Get a grip mate, Henry when he was with Arsenal, was the best player a record number of times (even won the Individual awards, even when Arsenal didn't perform brilliantly, so Ronaldo's feat ain't nothing that special; Jackal, ARSENAL AIN'T FULHAM MATE!?).

But hey! Arguing this with you, would just be like me going to tell OBJ that he ain't handsome!! I doubt he would agree with that notion

GOONER 89

@ Debo

Will give my views on all things Arsenal tomorow, as this place has been turned into something else

But in the mean time, WE WON'T BE SIGNING THAT HONDURAN Are we now a Charity org

Wenger is just waiting for the deadline to come, before he makes a signing. But something tells me, Le Prof will risk going into this campaign with the players he has. Anyway, like i said, i will give my views on this later.

I AM LEAVING Nairaland LIKE LORDI!! (But only for today ).

Guys take it easy AND NO MORE FIGHTING PLEASE! Thought we all agreed to put an end to that, when the seasons starts

GOONER 89

Lordi spare us all and go take a break or something, if you can't handle Chacal, then go and ask Yaradua to declare a state of emergency on NL, or at least to loan you a Joint Task force, so you could arrest him.

Apart from that, STOP BORING US WITH THIS RUBBISH BTW YOU TWO!!



@ Razorr

You too, take this "FACELESS POOF" THING TO THE "Strictly Chelsea thread" please .

Hissing loudly

GOONER 89

Lordi

Is that meant to be a "Ground Breaking" Statement

This is NLNN Breaking news

Jim Clancy: News just reaching us from Nairaland, Lordi will not be posting again for a long time Now we go over to our reporter on ground, Micheal holmes for more details; Micheal?

Micheal Holmes: Yes Jim, Lordi just announced that he won't be posting for a while, details are still sketchy at the moment, but we are being told, he will make an official statement soon, to clarify this surprised stance, back to you jim.

Jim Clancy: Ok Mike, feed us with the details when you get them.

Mike Holmes: will do jim.

Jim Clancy: Once again to recap; LORDI WILL NOT BE POSTING ON Nairaland FOR A WHILE. This is Jim Clancy, stay tuned to NLNN for more news in a moment.

That was NLNN Breaking news.



People back to Arsenal please

GOONER 89

Le Chal would best be served to loan his strikers his pent up anger, rather than pour it out here.

And we wonder why Ronaldo headbutts folks, Same Team, same supporters

GUYS ANYTHING ON ARSENAL PLEASE!!

MUKS I know you are enjoying this

GOONER 89

ANYWAYZ

Sir Alex was telling me that; Tevez is actually a dwarf, but that, !? Hey is this the Man United thread

GOONER 89

ANYWAYZ

As I and Arsene were discussing about his contract extension, he mentioned, !? Wait am i in the right thread

GOONER 89

@ Ruudie

Words suddenly fail me

So Ali's job is to give assists, did you watch the match He was benched in the first half and only came in during the latter period of the second half. Besides the game would have ended a draw if the flipping Linesman had good eyes to see healy's shot had crossed the line.

I still insist Boro are relegation bound. And dear Ruudie, even if Boro pick up form, its not as a result of Ali, its going to be as a result of other "Better" strikers.

Assist my foot, does Ali give better assists than Fabregas , is that why Southgate bought him, He was bought as a Striker, not a midfielder, granted if he creates room for others, he won't be faulted, but his basic job is meant to be in front of goal, and he has failed in that role, in every club he was at, and i make bold to say, he will fail in that role at Boro.

The fact that he gave an assist is what is making you jump up and down , so what would you do if you watched Fabregas on a daily basis, JERK OFF IN ECSTASY!?

Ruudie, spare us this rubbish please.

GOONER 89

What Tottenham need, is to stop trying to be like Arsenal. THAT HAS BEEN THE KEY TO THIER FAILURES. Always trying to do stuff to rival Arsenal, (Now heard they want to extend their Stadia )

Nice article here, and i agreed with all M Palmer says;

http://www.arsenalnewsreview.co.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=714&cntnt01origid=30&cntnt01returnid=42

Like Oga V said, signing players does not mean sh@t!! the players have to perform, and Spurs's players are letting their Gaffer down (Maybe just wearing the Spurs jersey turns you into sh@t ).

I see no change for them, even if they hire Fabio Cappello, the ideals of the club is still the same; " DO BETTER THAN ARSENAL". Until that mentality changes among their Fans and Board, NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE!!

Riquelme or not (I doubt Riquelme will even make it in the Prem, he won't last 4 games, esp against teams like Bolton, Blackburn and co ).

GOONER 89

Well

Guess that is that then, Scummies have gotten what they want , but have they!? Anyone deluding themselves that Gabby H will still want to play in United's colours after all this, (i doubt Fergie will want him either) is just smoking some bad  

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2153583,00.html

Expect Gabby to be gone soon. Won't want to bring up another issue here, as i already know the reply, the Scummy Brigade will give

"Sir Alex doesn't take sh@t from any player, and so and so coach(s) does": Typical Scum Propaganda

Anyways;

BATTLE OF THE SCUM TO END IN A DRAW Wanna bet

especially after this;

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2153627,00.html

Jackal, Told you they tried to sack him! So a result at OT becomes a do or die thing, (somehow i forsee a Spuds win, but i won't stick my neck out, knowing how crappy the Spuds can be. So i will "Play safe" as they say, and stick with a draw!! As long as United keep dropping points, its all good for me ).

Scum Brigade , leave your excuses after the beep

GOONER 89

BBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!

Once again Chacal

There you go, moving the Goal post.

BOTTOM LINE IS; NO EXCUSES!! Who gives a flying Bleep if Unted's mascot gets kidnapped by M.E.N.D and the players are so distraught, that they can't play any more . NO ONE .

All this Ronaldo is missing is just crap Were we the ones that made him headbutt the guy. SPARE US ALL , AND hope your team do the business against Spurs

GOONER 89

So after 3 games where are the Scum

Some might say, going through a little blip
Others might say, just going through the motions

I on the other hand say; 16th on the Table.

Now granted the league has just started and generally nothing is ever won in August, however something can be lost and the Scummies are really walking a thin line here between retaining or losing their title. Please do not be decieved by their supporters putting a "Spin" on the whole scenario. Fact of the matter is, United are 16th on the table, and pray tell what was that Infamous quote they kept using last season Oh yeah!! THE LEAGUE TABLE DOESN'T LIE! Yes even after 3 games.

All the Nani this and Anderson that, have all resulted in what UTTER BOLLOCKS!! Like Arsenal supporters were ridiculed with last season, the same can be used for The Scum Brigade; Beautiful footie, doesn't win you sh@t if you don't do the fundermental thing in football, SCORE A GOAL!!, In 3 games the so called "Feared Squad" have only managed 1 goal!

No need to waste my time giving any analysis on why this is, will leave that to the Scum Brigade, as everyone and their Granny have suddenly become an expert on What Nani isn't doing right, how Owen H is playing such and such and so on. Wow! I never knew these scummies had it in them, at least one good thing from all this disappointment is their sudden interest to get all "Footie biblical" on us.

Now the statements that keep popping up goes along the lines of; When all squad members are back United will do this and this NEGRO PLEASE!!! Spare the drama for ya'lls

Which team has everyone fit and ready (well except the Pool). Arsenal just lost Gallas for 3-4 weeks, and still have Adebayor out, will/should that be an excuse if we don't beat City this weekend

Then the other statement goes along the lines of; When United get into their stride, everyone should duck JESUS SPARE US!! What makes these guys feel that others will have such a horrible slump, right now United are playing brilliantly and not getting the job done, Arsenal and Chelsea are not playing that well, but are scrapping results (Win or Draw). So the idea that they won't pick up form is just laughable. (The Pool, as shown by Rob Styles display, are just UNLUCKY!! )

United still have to go through a slump. This isn't their slump, as they are playing as good as they can, yet Karma is being a B@tch on them. So all this talk of United will get into their groove only scares teams like Sunderland and Derby, not peeps that have been there and done that.

For the last couple of seasons, benchmarks have been raised, everyone knows this, even Sir Fergie admited as much. He won't panic cause he feels he has been here before, but even he knows that United might be on the verge of throwing away their status as champions. Time is approaching when other competitions come into play, and teams have to prioritize what comps are important to them, and for United it definately will be the Prem and UCL.

However a side still needs to be fielded for lesser comps, so the case of not having injured players doesn't hold. apart from the ACN, which WILL AFFECT ARSENAL AND CHELSEA no doubt, others still have Qualifiers, and players could still pick up knocks and such during thoses. All in all, Player injury or unavailability should not be an Excuse this season. (We at Arsenal definately need a Winger (and a CB by the look of things), but if the Gaffer decides to hide his head in his A@@ till the trans window closes, then Gunners just have to lump it and support the team regardless).

Now this weekend should pose a real poser for all Gooners , 2 scum team, one from the North and one from the South, are about to do battle. "Battle of the Scum" i chose to tag it . both Scum teams need to win for well quite the same reasons. although the southern Scum have more reason for worry. United need this win, but won't crumble if they get a draw, a loss will just shake OT to its foundations, and i definately wouldn't want to be in the Red scummy's dressing room if they lose against the White scum over the weekend. Things will be flying about at a lightening pace, you know, cups, plates, shoes, and definately lots of spit

The White scum are in a different ball game, failure at OT, would certainly dig the boxer's grave (as his Coffin has already been purchased). This game promises to be one of the games of the season. 2 attacking hounds that will go for it from the blast of the whistle expect action from begining to end, i expect it to be a high scoring game . FINGERS CROSSED!!

Now the problem as Gooners is, who do we root for , the Red scum or the White scum   , The Red scum losing will not only make my day, but make my FREAKING YEAR!! the white Scum losing won't really do much for me, as we all are aware that the Spuds are crap either way So a draw will be ok for me, seems fair, don't you think .

Anyway, after that, the Red scum get a breather till they face the KGB on the 22nd of September. Another one to look forward to there. Lets see where United are on the table, before that game.

For now; THE LEAGUE TABLE DOESN'T LIE!! (Even with Man City at the top).

GOONER 89

But thats the point Chacal

The Spurs fans and Board look at little details like that, If you don't beat the teams that are considered the best, then you are far off the mark than you thought!! The Press will have a field day in lambasting you, and the Surpporter will lose confidence in a team that is not as good as they though it was.

The board gave Jol all the finances to get players to give them that little bit more class, losing to Sunderland and Everton is not class!! BEATING DERBY COUNTY IS NOT CLASS!!

I repeat, if Spurs lose scanderlously against the Scummies, JOLS DAYS ARE NUMBERED!! And no amount of "Analysis" from you will change that. FACTS ARE FACTS JACKAL! Whether you chose to see them or not

Facts

1, Tottenham have a disasterous start after all the noise pre season.
2, The board drags Jol in for crisis talks after 2 games.
3, Members of the board are pictured with other coaches.
4, Jol expresses fear of being sacked.
5, Spurs beat Derby at home, next game vs Scum,

JOL'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED!! I make bold to say, he won't last till the end of the season.

Analyse this all you want, won't change the facts on the ground.

Man you would have a good job working for G.W. Bush You always know how to "Spin doctor" stuff, even when everyone can see its the opposite.

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Spuds are a brilliant team, just not as brilliant as United TRUST YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT.

I repeat if Spuds lose scanderlously against the "Scum of the North", Jol's days are numbered (He will definately lose his job if Spurs lose against Arsenal at the Emirates, wanna bet ).

GOONER 89

@ Viee

Strange things are happening;

http://leftback.info/2007/08/19/what-is-going-on-with-richard-keys/

Seems the Russians are intending to "Bribe" everyone in their quest for the title

Now they've got SkySports in their payroll

"Andy Gray - “That was never a penalty, blah blah blah, rubbish decision, everyone agrees” etc.

Richard Keys - [i]“Ok, but I think we should make it clear that whatever has happened here today is not Chelsea’s fault.”[/[/i]b]

[b]ITS NOT CHELSEA'S FAULT Did Andy Gray suggest it was Maureen!! Who have you been giving money to

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

JEEZ!! you do talk a lot of Bollocks sometimes

If anyone bought your constant propaganda, the world would be one big freaking

Guess the Spuds board do not share your new found love of Spurs chances to achieve the goals they set for Jol, or else why this;

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2152361,00.html

And i strongly believe Jol might get the final nail in the coffin, if his boys do not put in a performance against the Scum of the North (will preview that game on the Scummy thread).

Tottenham do not have what it takes to get into the top 4, buying loads of players does not amount to being a good team. We should see how good they are next weekend, and not against relegation bounded teams like Derby freaking County

GOONER 89

Guys,

Even Robbo on BBC, (a born and bred Boro fan) thinks Ali is "Crap!"

"I tell you, we are doomed. The performance against Wigan was rank. Aliadiere should be renamed Ardli-ever-there. Rubbish!!"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A25966506

2 Down, 36 games to go (I wouldn't hold my breathe though )

Nuff said

Over to you Ruudie and Wormy

GOONER 89

Oga V

But you know that when players like Diaby and Berti are back, Hleb will go back to the right, and will be utilised there along with Eboue and Walcot, depending on which squad the Gaffer picks.

I have been reluctant to say much on the team Nothing though, just need to see how we handle the Rovers on Sunday, then (and only then) i should be able to give my honest opinion of our chances this season (Bolton are Rubbish this season, so i ain't worried about them, however!! the stupid Clowns might decide to raise their game when they face us ).

If we appraoch the game, in the same manner as we did the game with Sparta, and the Ajax game, i feel we will get 3 points on Sunday (at worst a draw Hope Benni Boy is still seeing butterflies which should rule him out).

In relation to this, i like the positive noises coming out from our camp, especially from Fab4 its good to see everyone is "Toughing Up!" as expressed in this article;

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/08/17/fabregas_finds_new_role_as_enf.html

And the Huddle stuff by the players at the end of games, adds a good touch to seeing the build up of real "Team Spirit!!" Would like to see how we respond when we lose a game .

All in all, with players soon to come back, we should be going at full throttle. My only worries are;

A, Lehman's need to be silly sometimes (I swear sooner or later, he and Gallas are going to have a massive[b] "Fall out", [/b] that would/should be funny ).

B, Why does Song still wear an Arsenal jersey, No seriously; WHY!!

C, Wenger still insists on his habit of "Late substitutions", even when games are not going to plan, he still hesitates in mixing things up and changing tactics (quickly).

Having said all that, there were/are a few positives. Most important of these are;

A, Tottenham vs Sunderland

B, Tottenham vs Everton

C, Tottenham for Relegation (if only dreams were horses )

Sparky's Army must go down on sunday (The fact that Robbie " " Savage plays for them, should be enough motivation, but watch out for Bentley!).

COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE ARMY!! LETS BE HAVING YA!!

GOONER 89

@ Banderas

This has nothing to do with being a Football Analyst A Crap player, is a Crap player. Baptista was Crappy for Arsenal, yet he plays somewhat ok for Brazil and in spurts for Real (He was freaking brilliant at Sevilla ).

Now Ali on the other hand, has played for how many clubs now (most on loan) and at each club, he didn't really do anything of note. Bentley and Pennant are now lyhchpins in their various squads having left Arsenal, i doubt Ali will add anything to Boro. I was even going to add Boro to the "Teams likely to be relegated list!!" But decided to chill, and see what Mido will do

What i can say though is, if you were planning to bank your mortgage on Ali doing wonders at Boro, (which we never saw in all his time at Arsenal) Well all i can say is, you better call Social Security to reserve you a Council flat, somewhere in Peckham, cause your going to need it mate.

GOONER 89

Le Chacal

You are a Clown .

Somze and Kitaun stay in lagos, so they probably watched all the games.

I saw the highlights of the Scum game on the Prem Highlight show on DSTV. (Watched the Chelsea vs Reading game live!)

So you ain't saying anything. All the beautiful footie does not get you SHIT, if you don't convert your chances

Besides mate, if you keep talking bollocks, i will report you to your council for illegal Satelite connections (How many Dishes did you say you had again ).

GOONER 89

@ Somze

Oboy na wa oh!!

INDOORS IS MY MIDDLE NAME!!

Man can you imagine , a chic had the guts to tell me to come see her (and she lives where shootings have been taking place) Someone i had been runzing for a while now, and its NOW she wanted me to come visit her at night for that matter [b] B@TCH IS MY NAME RAMBO[/b]

Man!! My Pastor warned us that the devil comes in all shapes and disguises!!

Oh well, guess we all will soon start packing "GATS" in this town .

GOONER 89

@ Xsay

YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR LIFE

Bro, are you saved!! Cause you bests start picking your coffin, (enough Carpenters around, so no probs).

GOONER 89

Now thats what we want to see/hear

Thats the Somze we expect!!

Showing a mix of Fan Loyalty, with a tinge of Objectivity, thats all thats required of all fans

Here is my take on the Season;

UNITED WILL NOT RETAIN THE TITLE

As you can see, i am being Loyal to my Club , and at the same time, showing the much lauded "Objectivity!" in my analysis as well.

Nice one Bro Keep it up

GOONER 89/

I-Man

Wonders shall never cease , well taking into consideration, that i said at the begining of the season, that Arsenal were "Under dogs", and how we would relish folks counting us out, you now pop in from your Bedlum to talk bollocks. Well what would i expect from a  

You once went on a rant on how i put your name in my post, now you are doing the same Listen I-Man, get high off your own supply, doesn't bother me one bit.

You will keep relatively quiet Why Must you keep putting Cocks in your mouth till winter Is that the medication recommended by the Doctor Anyway, Good to see you are back from your Hols (Are you back in Engurland ).

Anyways lets all see how the season unfolds

GOONER 89

Please don't mind Jackal

Because of folks like him, Jol has been summoned by the Chairman to come and explain why Spurs are sh@t (Wonder why he wonders that, ITS A KNOWN FACT EVERYWHERE ).

Now he is finding lists of clubs that will cvhase Arsenal

One lesson for this season; NEVER TRUST JACKAL'S PREDICTIONS (He bleeped up, by screwing the Gypsy, since he had no Money to pay her for his prediction powers and that messed up the whole thing for him )

Man City are a threat Do'h!! More like a threat for you, as you play them on sunday.

Besides, when did folks start taking Wrighty serious , if they had said someone like Charlie George, , David O'leary or even Martin Keown, i would have understood, But Ian Wright OK Chacal its just like saying Lee Sharpe or Dwight Yorke feels United will not retain the Prem, because of their 2 draws.

Arsenal 6th , WHAT A JOKE

GOONER 89

@ Ruudie

2 games and counting.

36 games left and if Ali doesn't do much as well in that time, i will be on your case over this issue like fly on shit . (God help you if Boro are relegated ).

GOONER 89

Scum Brigade are go!! So Loyika is now the bad guy of this Pantomine!?

Bad Patch So you wish everyone ill

What happens if Drawtilitise is found to be Chronic in the Scummy's blood streams

Le Chacal AND THE SCUMMY BUNCH (Wow that sounds like the name of a Musical Band ); BRING IT ON!!

Loyika and Captain Gallastica awaits

GOONER 89

@ Somze

Go and take a cold shower, cause it seems you are young, dumb and full of Cum

Either you don't understand sarcasm or well lets just say Like Kit always has to school you, don't think because you see stuff, its what your eyes visualize. (Ask Jackal to book an appointment for you at Specsavers ). We have been on this sh@t for quite sometime now, so if you don't get the rule of things, then its too bad.

Bro Work oh!! so you can save enough kish, as Charley "boy" Soludo, wants to reduce the dough in your pockets with his tinkering techniques , so you best work double shifts dude. 1st August 2008 is far, yet so near .

GOONER 89

@ Rikky

Me clone I NO BLAME YOU

But truth be told, those Boys are hard!!

Chacal

You're the one that started this with your; WHERE YA GUNS @ So we were all forced to sit and watch (well just sit sha!! as most of us are not watching all the games live, since HITV have decided to get Medieval on DSTV's a@@).

Anyway, season just started, been bored sh@tless for the past 2 months, so don't blame a Brother for trying to have fun at your expense. (Cause you won't spare us, if the tables were turned AND YOU KNOW THIS!! MAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!! )

GOONER 89

So we can get Rikkyjen clones at OLUWOLE!!

GOONER 89

P.S. Jackal, should Jol meet you as well to explain why Spurs are Sh@t;

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2149663,00.html

Rikkyjen pls spare us all

United have won 9 Prem titles, Blackburn 1, Arsenal 3 and Chelsea 2. So 6 titles eluded United, based on these little points.

Like i said, the last 6 years has seen a raise in the Bar on what it takes to Win the Prem. And trust me; if United do not win at City and Chelsea, or Pool, and Arsenal get a result, its not a good place to be. Yes those teams will drop points, but that doesn'ty mean United will not drop points as well! DOES IT SHERLOCK

Players are Human beings, and if things are not going well for them on the pitch, it seeps down, regardless of who the Manager is .

Every team has improved in the league, and anyone can frustrate anyone else. So don't be banking on others doing you a favour. CONCENTRATE ON GETTING YOUR TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACKS.

I repeat; City will give you guys a run for your money on Sunday. and i am expecting a draw. but knowing local derbies, it could be one of those outrageous games

GOONER 89