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FBS

Just heard you were a chic My Bad, sorry didn't know. (and there i was, calling you a House Help)

Rule no 1, i don't argue with ladies on the forum.

So keep doing what you are doing. ITS ALL GOOD.

GOONER 89

P.S. but please do take your english classes seriously, saves us all looking for Razorr to help translate when ever you post.

Insulting you will be very wasteful and will not acheive much. So let me erase any thoughts of your existence for now.

There will definately be another time (and another place) for this.

GOONER 89

This early morning!!

GO AND FINISH YOUR CHORES!! and stop using junior's computer

GOONER 89

Yeah i almost forgot.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THIS FROM ME!!

GOONER 89

1st things 1st, inform her that although you might not look it, you are actually a level headed christian, but you just don't like to wear it as a badge. (That makes them comfy with you, as they are always on the watch for JACKALS )

Then move on to other interesting stuff (not churchy stuff, or they will quickly get bored, as thats all they live "Day in day out" )

More or less, Draw her out with statements like "I am sure you are really a naughty chic, if not for your Father!!" or just accuse them of being "Goddy Tooshooes!!" That puts them on the defensive, as they now would want to show you or prove to you that their "DADDY!" doesn't control them.

The trick here is to be subtle, or as Bruce Lee would call it, "The Art of fighting without fighting!!" Just try and show them things they haven't seen, be nice one day, and distant the second (don't worry, they will alway be apologetic, remember Preacher's daughter)

But be warned, after the deed is done, you will "Instantly!" be labeled as "Lucifer" and blamed for their slide into "THE DARK SIDE!" and for making them "Monsters!!!" 

Don't be worried, its just usually the "Soap Opera" that comes with the territory. Believe me, if you were that good, They will keep coming back for more .

Might i add, you will eventually get bored after a while, (unless you want to marry the Chic, that is!?) as they try to Convert you, as a way to "Justufy" the stuff to themselves like isaid "MELO DRAMA!!"

GOOD LUCK HOMBRE!!

GOONER 89

Sorry oh!!

GOONER 89

Its that kind of gist you love to hear!! Wait is your Dad a Pastor

GOONER 89

Man

The "Preachers daugthers" are usually the "Best freaks!!" take that from a man who knows

GOONER 89

@ Rikky

Soon you will be asking me for the secret to my name

Yup!! Pre 89 i was a Pool fan, not so much that i dug them, but my "Old man" loved Liverpool, so we were forced to like them as well

But while at College, most of my mates supported Arsenal cause of Rocastle (and Thomas to a little extent), you know at that time, it was usually teams in the south that really gave Black players a chance (apart from The Pool with Barnesy and N Forrest sha).

So when Arsenal played Pool in the last game of that season, i was surpporting The Pool, but rooting for Arsenal!! when Smugers scored and Thomas did the "Last Minute" goal stuff, i just "Jumped up and down" with all my mates, as we were happy that a black player gave Arsenal the title on that night. BEEN A FAN EVER SINCE

It also helped that my cousin started playing in the youth team!! (didn't make it though Oh well can't have everything i guess!!)

GOONER 89

Do you want to know the secret of how i met my Girl friend as well!!

Banned

Thats just not right How can i be banned for "Humanitarian" work, you might as well just ban the UN in Darfur!!

I Appeal.

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

Will you pay I don't take IOUs oh.

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

I didn't mean to suggest you were "shagging the help" sorry bout that!! But hey!! (House Helps are human beings too now!!) stop leading the boy on.

No one here cares if he feels Chelsea are the best, thats his freaking problem.

If he wants to support a "Mirage!!" Good luck to him.

He should just stop spitting in everyones face!! "Bloody Spastic!!"

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

He is not your play thing!?

Then how come you can call him!?

"Let me go call FBS." Hmmm very interesting!!

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

I just went to the scummy thread to look back at all what your "Sex Slave!!" wrote

Razorr , i am disappointed in you, To actually think that "House Help!!" (who is sneaking about using Oga's children's PC) is scaring anyone

Now listen Mama, i can't help if your fantasies has now degenerated into "Shagging the Help!" thats your private affair.

But before you send your "Slave" to come and torment us with his Illiterate nature, at least SUGAR MUMMY! Give him money for school. (She bi you dey work now!? ) Razorr don't be stingy, give to the needy!!

As they say, "Give a person a fish and you feed him for the day, teach him how to fish, and you feed him for life!!"

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

Your Hush Puppy dealt with me Cause Loyika has chosen to avoid "Unnecessary!!" arguements with fools (or is that "Freekicks" everyone now seems to thinks "Shit is Sweet!!"

Do not mistake the SILENCE OF A LION for meekness!!

(You just want me to renounce my "Nuetral" stance!! Ok call your "new found play thing", and let me see what he's got!!)

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

You just want the "Poor bwoy" to suffer right!! "You are one Bad gurl!!"

Yeah i agree!! You need Vocal people, NOT DEMENTOS!!

GOONER 89

CHRIST!!

Someone should hold me before i "WEB SLAP" this "Plonker!!"

GOONER 89

Yeah!! Welcome to the "Circus!!"

Seeing that you ran away from one, you will fit in just fine here!!

@ Razorr

Trust you to welcome all these guys that will have us rushing for a "Dictionary!!" every time they post.  

@ Mustay

Don't worry, ain't no problems!! I don't argue with "TRAPEZE!!" Artists.

GOONER 89

@ Razorr

PLEASE!! Translate what this guy is saying!!

GOONER 89

See No Evil!! Hear No Evil!! Speak No Evil!!

GOONER 89

P.S. I didn't know the "Ringling Brothers's Circus" was in town.

Man

How do i answer someone if i can't understand what the HELL he is saying

I leave you all with FBS

GOONER 89

Who is this guy FBS

TRIGGER HAPPY NEGRO

Carry on my brother

GOONER 89

FBS

MU wanted to sack Fergie which planet have you been living on, MU IS FERGIE. Do you think United is Chelsea

JM wasn't there when Fergie won , Were you asleep last season

Won't say much about Messi and Divino, (my thoughts on him are well documented), but you can't deny their brilliance

GOONER 89

"Sir Alex is God"

Jackal over to you

If this guy goes to heaven, i am asking for a REFUND!!

GOONER 89

How many times have you seen Nani and Anderson play Even with Ajax, how much can you really put at the doorstep of Ryan Babel in terms of how they play

Who else did we want, Oh Ribery, well lets see how he plays with a Top team, as he is now with Bayern.

Marlet, don't worry about the Spuds, they have been buying players since 1995, still finish below us everytime since then, so don't expect anything else.

the team is ok, we just need 1 moire signing and we are good, all we need is for the Boys to step up their game. (And for Gallas to SHUT UP!! )

GOONER 89

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO Where is our cake

So i guess Paul, Peter and the rest of those Dicips might be joining us as well Cause they all Judged!!

Oh well, there goes my investments in TBN

GOONER 89

JESUS WEPT

"I am a red devil till i pass away."

And with that statement, my dear friend, you have just sealed your passage to "Hell!!"

How Lucifer must love mortals like you

GOONER 89

I see "Eugenia Abu" is still on track, or is that "Funke Oga"

Razorr, anymore news on Henry and his wife Keep us posted on who he dates next will you

GOONER 89

I will put up my own clip, "Why Hleb has not lived up to what we saw on Youtube"

I hope as well that he comes good this season (been saying that now for 2 seasons )

GOONER 89

Well next to Makalele and Kalou, the Guy is a freaking "ADONIS"

GOONER 89

If Ashley's number can be given to Sagna, whats in Henry's number that it should be retired

Even Bergy's 10 was given to Gallas, and he is more of an Arsenal Legend than Henry IMO!!

Give out the number.

memories are just that; MEMORIES!!! Full stop.

GOONER 89

If Wenger lets Hoyte go, then he is just feeding into the frenzy of Arsene's perceived hatred for English Players (did you hear what that C@NT Darren Bent said about The Spuds being an English team )

What worries me most is the trend of selling players that are "Loyal" to ARSENAL FC!! Not Loyal to "Coaches" or "Vice Chairmen!!".

Yes! Granted Cole was a HOE, that went for the money, but he was/is a GOONER!! So is Hoyte.

Players like Freddie (hope he stays), Lauren, Kanu, A Stokes and some others were folks i feel loved the Club with a passion.

The only players left i feel are in that same cat are Toure, Berti, Clichy and probably RVP.

Now on to your issue, As Chuck D stated; word on the street is that Arsene wants to play Eboue in midfield, which frankly is not a bad idea, as we all know[b] MOFO ain't exactly brilliant in defence[/b]. So moving him to compete with Hleb would be a better option, as he is good going forward and has a "Brilliant Cross on him". As long as they sort out his "Hleb" nature (once he is in the 18) of being indecisive, i think he would make a brilliant midfielder (at least he gets beyond defences unlike Theo, who always tries to dribble ).

Now if Wenger sold Hoyte, we would be left short (cause moving Eboue up and down would not be a good idea IMO!!).

Basically i think Sagna was gotten with ACN in mind, as Centre Back is covered with either Senderos or Djuorou being cover for Kolo. And attack is some what settled with Da Silva being cover for Ade. (What do you feel about this OBAFEMI MARTINS STUFF )

I still feel Wenger could have gotten Babel, but at 13 mil , i doubt Babel is worth paying that kind of Money for.

Right now, i am 70% ok with the squad as it is, but one more signing wouldn't go a miss (I would rather it be a striker or Winger).

GOONER 89