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@ Ruudie

"On January 16, 2007, Liverpool requested clearance from FIFA to take Mascherano on loan from West Ham. FIFA's rules state that no player can play for more than two different clubs between 1 July and 30 June the following year, but Mascherano had already played for both Corinthians and West Ham during this time.

FIFA approved the deal on January 31, 2007. However, although Liverpool submitted his registration details before the midnight transfer deadline England's Premier League did not immediately announce whether it would allow Mascherano to play for Liverpool, saying that it wanted to "take time to satisfy itself with the proposed arrangements"

In a further twist it was announced on March 2 that the Premier League were charging West Ham with breaking rule B13, concerning acting in good faith, and rule U18, which concerns the influence of third-party ownership. On April 27 the Premier League issued West Ham a world-record fine of £5.5 million."

Thats why the Pool deal went smoothly.

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

You are making no point WHY HAVE YOU SUDDENLY started to suck Tevez's Di@k!! Whats all this Tevez this and that Will he do more than what he has done in his previous teams both at the National and Club level. Jackal just accept it, you are on your usual Club Loyalty Trip again.

You talk of head to head, did it just start this season , so Barca didn't know that that rule applied in Spain. Please NO one is scared of shit, Beating . We beat Blackburn by a huge scoreline, yet its the same Blackburn that kicked us out of the FA Cup, THATS FOOTBALL!! Everyone was swooning about the Argie team, yet both at the World Cup and Copa, they were beaten by Pragmatic teams.

I wish you guys get this Tevez guy soonest and the season starts immediately, so we can see which teams are scared of United SCARED OUR A@@ES!!

@ Ruudie

Are you still insisting that Masc did not play in the Hammers team that beat Sheff United 1- nil, 25th November 2006. IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Its still 11 vs 11, Barca with all their stars ended up with ZILCH last season, So with or without Henry, or which ever "Super Hero" they decide to buy, they still have to perform on the pitch.

LET ME SAY THIS, NO one is scared of United, only folks like Fulham and Sunderland will be quiffering in their boots, bring your so called "Dream Team" to the Emirates or take them to the Russian "Sweat shop" at West London and see how they will be made to look like a "Wet dream". SCARED MY A@@.

What every team needs is just a combination of Luck, consistency and an injury free season and they become title contenders.

SAVE THE SCARE TACTICS FOR THE 2ND TIER TEAMS!! Cause we ain't scared of you (We are actually vexed that we didn't get you as our first game, either at your ground or at the Home of Football!! Let RVP show you how scared we are of your so called front line What a JOKE!!).

@ Ruudie

So as far as you are concerned, Liverpool's purchase of Masc was smooth just because the hammers hadn't played Sheff United before he left in Jan IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

GOONER 89

You all are making me laugh

This Tevez deal stunk from the get go. You all should know that KJ is a "Gooner" with his own private box at the Emirates. and besides he is also chummy with RA, but do you see Chelsea or Arsenal take any major interest in these players NO!! In Arsenal's case you could say we would NEVER spend that amount of money to get a player, but Chelsea do have the money so that ends that arguement.

The reason neither clubs went for these players, is because of the "Ownership" issues that EVERYONE KNOWS WAS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM! It was known when these 2 stars came to West Ham, so United acting as if they didn't know this would be a problem is just rich and shows a lack of understanding or niavity by those that handle transfers at United.

Masc transfer to the Pool was uneventful, cause at that time the Sheff United case was not on, as the season had just reached the middle part, and there was no real pointer as to who would go down (even then most folks felt the Hammers were a sure bet for relegation, the way the results were stacking up against them. but as i said, "no real pointers", seeing that the Hammers avoided the drop eventually).

Now if West H had been relegated, this deal would not have generated that much aggro, but the thought that United were niave to think that this deal would happen smoothly is just a big bleeping JOKE!! Even a blind man could smell the shit from this deal a mile away You say you will pay 30 Mil, to KJ, but WHO WOULD OWNS THE PLAYER! UNITED OR MSI!!

Now Fifa has decided to side step the issue by handing it over to the Sports Court of Arbitration, and good ole KJ has put his own 2 cents in;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/6912571.stm

I ask once more; IS THIS ALL NECESSARY TO SIGN ONE PLAYER I mentioned a trend in messy transfer dealings for United, JK went on about how none of those dealings were faults of United, now you all are towing the same line. (How unsurprising).

Why don't yoy guys call a spade a spade. Has nothing to do with club loyalty, This deal stinks, and a few United supporters i know are of the opinion that this will eventually not be worth all the aggro court cases and all. WE ALL WAIT AND WATCH!!

As for the Heinze deal, Jackal you say United will never sell to a Rival But Fergie was ready to Take Vieira off us if we were ready to sell him, so in your case whats good for the Goose is not good for the Gander. All this won't sell to Rival stuff is just thrash (as long as the player is ready to deal with the aggro that comes with moving over to a rival club, so be it, Figo dealt with moving to Real, Sol dealt with moving to Arsenal and there are other cases of players moving to rival clubs, so what is Fergie's problem, does he think Heinze is thick, and doesn't know that the Pool are your rivals ).

Its a bit rich you guys turning the screw on the Hammers, yet you are clearly depriving another player of his desire to move to the Club HE WANTS Are you guys going to now force him to play for you, when he is clearly not happy, or will you adopt Maureen tactics of putting him on the bench until his contract runs out

AND YET YOU ARE SURPRISED THAT FOLKS HATE THE SCUM (leave all the, they hate us because we are Champs sh@t, most times the attitude of a club, also affect the way the club is percieved, Arsenal and Arsene are seen as Proud and Aloof, thats why some hate them, Chelsea are seen as Silly, Arrogant and Brutish, while United are seen as Arrogant and Proud!! and this has clearly been shown in all its splendour with the Tevez saga, Imagine court cases to just sign one player You would think it was a player in the mode of KAKA or MESSI )

Court case for Mikel, now court case for Tevez, UNITED WE HAIL THEE!!

GOONER 89

RuuDie

You scummies are just doing what you do best (ruining the atmosphere before the season even starts)

Like i asked before; Do you guys "REALLY" need Tevez, and each time i come to the same conclusion; NO!! (I can also say that you guys might eventually end up regreting this deal, not in terms of Tevez's playing skills or contribution, but in terms of the so called "Loan Deal with an option to buy" that you all want to sign with KJ).

United are just yanking everyones chain, yet you refuse Heinze's desired move because its to a rival (even Chelsea and Arsenal came to a deal on Cole and Gallas).

You might eventually get Tevez, but United's approach to doing transfer deals, leaves much to be desired

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

You guys should let Heinze leave, silly Scummies

GOONER 89

SEASON START PLEASE!! Tired of all this pre season drivel

GOONER 89

So bored

Reminising time;

http://arsenalshorts.co.uk/videos/videoArse2-1ManU.html

What makes this clip so beautiful, is the perfect use of one of my favorite songs ever, as the backgroud music; Verve's Bittersweet Symphony (Movie Buff will remember it as the song used for the closing credits of Cruel Intentions).

Can't wait for the season to start

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Couldn't have summed it up better, all this Televista Sh@t is getting boring With everyone trying to be "GHETTO FABULOUS!!"

@ Somze

Bro what d Bleep does B***c mean

@ Kit and Muks

squash this stuff

@ Everyone, don't worry, when the season starts, things will get back to normal on the forum. So don't be decieved by all this 9even family members have their disagreement sometimes, so no biggie!!)

GOONER 89

Emirate Cup

Hmm oh well beats doing nothing i guess, The trophy looks like one Arab   and whats with the Arabic inscriptions on the back (let me shut up here, before some fundermentalist issue a Fatwa on me like Salman Rushdie)

Oh well the footie should be ok, but nothing beats real competition to me

AUGUST 11TH HERE WE COME

@ JK

You love Harry Potter

I told you? You are eating too much Golden Morn.

You dey craze oh!! Debo so your Console is "One sided"

@ Ruudie

Veron, Kleberson, Forlan, Tahibi e.t.c. (Jackal and JK don't you dare comment on this )

Hissing loudly!!

GOONER 89

Yeah i feel you at least its damn better than watching these "Sissy!!" Harry Potter movies

But From Dusk till Dawn was the Sh, 

Salma Hayek: Welcome to Hell.
George Clooney: Sorry, i am already married/have a wife.

(Can't remember the exact quotes, need to go and watch the film again 2 and 3 were crap though )

But my best Tarantino lines are from Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction

PULP FICTION

Eric Stolz: Hey! can i introduce you to trudy
John travolta: Whose Trudy, the one with all that sh@t on her face?
Eric Stolz: No thats Judy! MY WIFE!!

Reservoir Dogs

Lawrence Tierney: And your mr. Pink
Steve Buscemi: Hey! why am i Mr. Pink
Lawrence Tierney: Cause you're a gay alright!

Steve Buscemi: You kill anybody?
Harvey Keitel: A few cops.
Steve Buscemi: No real people?
Harvey Keitel: Just cops.

bleeping CLASSICS

@ JK

Your game should be re named, Football (Unserious) Manager you shouldn't have spilled your "Golden Morn" cereal on it, now look how it responds to games Like i said, Debo's console should give us the real deal on how the season should finish

GOONER 89

Well don't blame Tarantino for Hostel 2, blame Eli Roth . Tarantino just meets these guys and buys into their ideas, just like the Weinstein brothers used to do, before they lost the plot and went comercial

Have you seen the new collabo with his bosom buddy Rob Rodriguez, "GRIND HOUSE!!" the film is sick

Hostel 2 is just overkill after others like Turtiras and Captivity, the whole stuff was boring to me . Watch Grindhouse, far more classic Tarantino, like Resovoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction were (even Kill Bill became boring in part 2)

Anyway, i doubt Hostel 2 will do anything at the box office, will be a case of de ja vu. Heard Transformers was cool, need to see that

And least i forget!! Send your console back to the manufacturers for repairs

GOONER 89

Jackal and JK

Since you all feel "Shit is sweet!!" then no probs.

Lets all wait till the season starts, You guys are starting off as Champions, so the pressure is on from the get go!! like always; the season will be one of NO EXCUSES!!

Everyone should let the footie do the talking (to bad your game consoles are malfunctioning , i am sure Debo's own will work properly )

All this Scum will do this and do that , we have been here before, and it took till the penultimate game to decide sh@t!! So lets all keep our[b] DICKS IN OUR PANTS TILL THE SEASON STARTS!![/b]

I trully believe this will be one of the best seasons for a long time (with every team gaining in strenght and experience, especially with the influx of some good foreign players across all clubs).

SHOULD BE A BALL

August 11th here we come

GOONER 89

Well, i feel the mancs are going to be at various cross roads next season

1, Fergie will have a selection nightmare, he has already bailed himself out by saying, he has informed all the players that no one will play all the games, but the quest remains; HOW DO YOU BALANCE ROTATING A WINNING TEAM!! Without losing consistency

2, Van has already said he is making too many mistakes, but he is one of the best Keepers out there, so no worries. What the issue will be, would have to do with your defence (esp with this in mind).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/6900545.stm

If they are tip top, then it will rub off on the keeper (who ever it is).

3, Your early games against the Spuds (since you feel they are STRONG ) and Chavs will determine a lot. So watch out for August 26th and Sept 23rd.

Basically, we can all have a better view of each team after 3-4 EPL games, all these Pre seaon friendlies are not really avenues for one to judge the "Real" strenght of a team.

GOONER 89

Debo please tell him

Is it not the same Wazza that has been playing in the league for like 4 - 5 years, or are we talking of a different shrek

Mancs wait until the season starts oh!! Stop climaxing over beating teams that are so proud to even be facing such players like Razza and Ronaldo

GOONER 89

Jackal

Hmmmm!! You have started again oh!!

Anyway season is just 3 weeks away (besides i think you play the Russians early enough, so we can see the so called "Dreaded Striker force" in action)

You guys better grab your "Umbrellas! Ellas!! Ellas!! A!! A!!" Cause its going to be raining on all you scummies (starting with the Com Shield)

GOONER 89

P.S. Where is Huc, feel like kicking off the bets scenario (this time evidence needs to be shown to all and sundry of action taken if anyone of us loses the various bets )

How can Obafemi reject something that was never on offer

Don't believe all you read, no offer was made for him, so he had nothing to reject.

GOONER 89

This season was just because Crapista couldn't just stick at bloody pen away at Pompey

No one is saying that Spurs won't be a force, or might not beat Arsenal anytime this season (even that would be a miracle for them, and they know it ) what i am saying is; SPURS WILL NOT FINISH ABOVE ARSENAL. I repeat, IT WAS WRITTEN!! As any Spuddie you see, they are always made aware of this fact even before their season starts, they've known it since 1995

GOONER 89

EPL , please start dagnamit!!

These Mancs want to bore us all with their NOISE!!

We all wait to seehow it pans out, remember, it all starts from scratch in August. (Champions or not )

GOONER 89

The only way Spurs will finish above Arsenal, is on Fantasy Football

Jackal, what gap is closing

Oh!! you might be thinking because they got Bent for 16 mil they will now be a force , lets see here, They get Berv, they would be a force, errr!! Nope! They get Zakora, they would be a force, errr!! Nope! They get Davids, they would be a force, errr!! Nope!

Do you see a trend here, ITS NOT ABOUT WHO SPURS GET!! They will always be a crappy team Even if they got Tevez , they WILL still finish below Arsenal

As Nas said; IT WAS WRITTEN!!

GOONER 89

The Spuds always look silly in white Even we look better in your colours

Spending so much money to always finish behind The Arsenal should be considered a sin

God should have added

Thou Shalt not compete with Arsenal, as the 11th Commandment given to Moses

When do you guys come for your regular thrashings from us Dido

GOONER 89

Rikky Ricardo

Like you ran rings around us at OT and Emirates

Like you ran rings round Milan at OT and San Siro

Like you ran rings around Chelsea at OT, Stamford and Wembley

Please!! Spare us and save the Drama for you know who!!

Tell your stories to the Boltons and Fulhams of this world.

Whether you guys get Tevez or invent a Striker, its still 11 vs 11 players on the pitch (even when Ruud was at his Prime, United still lost some games, so what are you on about )

NEGRO PLSSSSSSSS!!

GOONER 89

And your problem is, you don't have one.

STUPID B@TCH PLONKER!!

GOONER 89

@ FBS

For a lady, you are really "DUMB!!"

GOONER 89

So predictable

GOONER 89

Whats my business if you guys want to continue your[b] "Homo"[/b] Erotic fantasies of Fat Frank

I can just picture you

Ohh!! Franky Lampard
I Love him
I love him not
I love him
I lo,



You guys want Alves now (HOW MANY PLAYERS DO YOU GUYS WANT/NEED )

Oh i forgot, YOU PAY CASH

GOONER 89

@ Somze

LAMPARD

I guess Roxette were right!

Must have been love, but its all over now
Must have been good, but i lost it somehow

@ Wormy

Don't make us all laugh Chelsea shut their critics up As long as JM is your coach, you guys will "ALWAYS!!" Play 1 way, LIVE WITH IT!! (Just be concerned about racking up your trophies).

GOONER 89

Ladies!1 Ladies!!

I know this might look like one big "Women's Convention!!" but could we all give it a rest, Don't you all need to go back to "Queen Mother!!"[/b]and recharge your batteries, as you map out strategies for [b]"TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!"

@ Jeje

If you love Kitaun, JUST FREAKING SAY SO!! JEEZZZZZ!!

@ Muks

I have no idea what you are talking about

@ Razorr

We will see at home

@ Jackal

Heinze leaving!! Does that mean no more striker coming in

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Loyika is a distinguish individual in the society, who knows nothing about no "Preacher's daughters" or PERVS!! loyika can usually be seen bringing much need succour to the helpless and needy in society.

His watch word is "ALL ARE EQUAL UNDER LOYIKA'S SUN!!"  

He is happily commited to his Women! err!! sorry Woman , and has always taught children to respect womanhood and not violate any woman's right (in any which way, side or form )

Loyika would never, and i repeat "NEVER!" engage or be part of any "SORDID!!" incidents with "Preachers daughters", "Nuns" or any "Lady of the cloth", and i insist that his name should not be associated with such or he will be in contact with HIS solicitors on the next action to take.

Loyika loves (and Respects) all WOMEN Whether Daughters or otherwise (Step Daughters) and he doesn't discriminate.

LONG LIVE Nairaland

GOONER 89

P.S. apart from Evra, who covers left back when Heinze goes, or does that change the need for an extra "Shrek!!"

Jackal

if Heinze goes then you are left short at Left back. With only Evra being a suitable replacement.

Errr!! Elaborate Loyika has no idea what Jackal is on about Preacher's daughters is that a new musical group like Scissor Sisters

I am lost Bro

GOONER 89

You guys are going to ruin my political career oh!!

By the way, did you hear Heinze wants to leave!! (need to change the topic fast, before more damage is done to the "LOYIKA" Brand.)

GOONER 89

@ Kitaun

Ease up, heard she is a chic! must be the PMS affecting her this morn. You know how women are when they get in that "PMS zone".

Razorr can you enlighten us

GOONER 89

Yeah Ekaette!?

I GIVE UP!! WHOOPIE!!

I am sure this "Victory" has given you such "Orgasmic pleasures", i can't even begin to imagine.

Its all good.

GOONER 89