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Hmm,  I quite agree with you Mukina

Mukina

Banderas, drinking alcohol in the afternoon is not good

Don't be like that drunk guy that went on to shag a goat, cause when you start thinking a guy is a chic, Nigga that sh@t is scary!!

I ain't down with that

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@ Jackal

Ask your car Navigation system now and whats with all these "London Club Rejects" you want to hand over to us West Ham players , Ex Russian players Do you think we were happy Gallas came over, we just loved the disgusted look on Maureen's face  

Either of these 2 should do; Ricardo Quaresma or Royston Drenthe

And Banderas, I am talking about the Left wing, Rosicky and diaby are wasted there, as they would prefer to play central.

Hey!! When does "Desperado 3" come out And are you still with Melanie Griffith

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Now you are having a real laugh (More like taking the bleeping mickey!! )

CHIMPANZEE!! or was that Chimbonda Sorry!! Doubt the Arsenal faithful could stomach another Spud player moving across from SHL besides if we need a defender, we would actually prefer you suggested someone that could do just that; DEFEND!!

I REPEAT; WE NEED A WINGER; and thats about it.

Scummies on the other hand, need a GOOD LAWYER, to handle all your cases in court, what with Tevezgate and Heinzegate, your hands are so full right now.

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

The same Djourou that was with his team at the World Cup, where he and Senderos performed well. The same Djourou that was part of the team that took us to Paris to play Barca. The same Djourou that was part of the team that got us to Cardiff to play Chelsea in the Carling Cup. ARE WE FLIPPING MISSING SOMETHING  HERE  

At least Djourou and Hoyte have Prem experience, with Djourou playing at the World Cup, pray tell Jackal, where have Nani and Anderson been playing. that all and sundry should be worried about their coming to England.

Also Hoyte is not a replacement for Toure or Gallas, but for Eboue or Sagna. Vieira only said that Sagna is a utility player that can be used in all 4 positions (same as Gallas).

I repeat, WE ARE OK IN DEFENCE (Not everyone can focus on defence like Chelsea), what we need to strenghten is our Attacking options, which would enable us kill off games far quicker than we do at the moment, and thats where a winger is needed.

GOONER 89

We have 4 strikers already, so we don't need another, what we need is a WINGER, to give us width from the flanks on the left.

And we are ok at centre half, Jackal you forget we have Johan D as well incase Phillipe S goes "Willie Nellie!!" on us (although another left back wouldn't go amiss, as Clichy only has 1 replacement in that position).

If we can get RQ, fair enough, if not, guess we have to manage with Rosicky/Diaby down that wing

GOONER 89

Errr

Jackal

Don't avoid the[b] "Apology stuff!!"[/b] Why would he apologize So does that mean, he "FAVOURS" some teams

@ Kit

Leave them alone jo!! (Ruudie, you are still on that Ali crock ) Guess their Gaffer didn't see Rossi as they do. Jackal, guess like you Sir Alex loves SAHA

GOONER 89

There i was speaking of Tottenham What is wrong with "YOU!! SCUMMY CLOWNS!"

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2139036,00.html

Hmmm!! What an interesting season OT is going to get, and wait it gets even better

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2139033,00.html

and whats this all about ;

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2139109,00.html

I repeat; WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?

GOONER 89

@ Ruudie

Get over it, what did you think I told you your squad was bloated, but NOOOOO, As usual you scummies kept thinking you would be able to keep everyone happy .

Thank God your Gaffer has some sense, before you become like our dear friends at WHL, who feel they need to buy the whole damn Prem;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/6895929.stm

What is wrong with these clowns

GOONER 89

no be today i begin love wazza. . . .  

PAUSE!!

GOONER 89

@ Mr. Stats

No be you again

@ Ruudie

Go find Love Bro!! Too much footie and you soon start loving Wazza

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Kit knows what i was refering to (A'la A TRUE BLUES! )

@ Kit

Razorr wants to get the secret to Lordi's strenght so i guess i concur with your statement, LORDI THE DARK SIDE IS VERY ENTICING!! (In Razorr's case, make that the Dark Blue side!! )

Lordi, please before you comment on anything Gunner related, you must enter "Quarantine", Love feasts with Blues are highly prohibited and frowned upon by all and sundry

These Blues sef, first Somze trying to seduce Muks, now Lordi being seduced by Razorr. ARE WE SAFE ANYMORE

GOONER 89

Lordi

You have finally been exposed

So you are a true BLUES (I love Nigerians Only nigerians will add a singular to plural word and turn it into a sentence A TRUE BLUES )

And not only that, you and Razorr have a love nest Reminds me of Me and Mrs Jones

Anyway, its all good, if we can survive Tweedy Cole moving to Moscow, we can survive you and Razorr, but remember Samson, Lordi; REMEMBER SAMSON!!

GOONER 89

Satisfied

Wetin you do sef

@ Jackal

Is Dora A looking for Lordi Word on the street is that NAFDAC are looking for one big Drug KingPin, wait what was the name again Lord something sha!! Lordi, na you

Well if you are entitled to your opinions, i guess Somze is entitled to his

END OF STORY!! (Nice to have you back though )

GOONER 89

@ Lordy

Whats this, "Somze stick to your views" crap

ARE YOU NOW A GAME SHOW HOST (Did they give you a contract to take over from Frank Edoho, on Who wants to be a Millionaire )

There are no right or wrong answers, thats why its a FORUM Dude!! (like Mr. "We pay cash" aka Mr. "Stats", likes saying).

Abeg Somze don't mind Lordy , feel free to change your views anytime (Try changing your team while your at it )

Lordy WATCH IT!! GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY!!

GOONER 89

@ Jackal

Spot On!!

Thats why i said, RVP should be put in the same cat as Rooney, Messi and co, these guys always have to score the perfect goal, 9 times out of 10, give them "tap ins" and they flunk their lines, but give them opportunities like Wazza's goal against Milan or Arsenal at the Emirates, or Messi's wonder goal and you see the beauty in those players.

Drogs is like Van N, he scores goals for fun, but can he score that Messi goal; NO!! thats the point being made. Its like asking Henry to score a simple tap in, most times he skys those, but give him space to run, then watch him pull out something from the top draw

The only "modern" players that could somewhat combine strenght and skill to good use as far as i am concerned, were Ronaldo de Lima, George Weah and Romario. (Sheva comes close, but he doesn't do it very often a'la Chelsea ).

Hmmmm!! Where do we put Tony Yebouh in this frame, cause that guy was a beast

@ Kit

She Bi, Maureen has been "Boring" everyone with his pre season comments (that guy needs a shrink ) Now what excuses will he give Roman this year if he doesn't win the Prem or UCL!! Oh sorry Mr A, Its the Sports Director (Grant) you gave me, that made me eat the "Forbidden Fruit!!"

That Pool game will be something to behold (and its at Chelsea's favorite vacation spot; ANFIELD ) Wormy your flight ticket to Iceland on the 17th is ready oh! I made sure the Hotel booked the room you asked for (you know! The one with no Cable TV ) return date is also booked for the 19th Save trip in advance bro

(i doubt Jose will play his cards against the Scum on Sunday, Said he was tired of raising 5 fingers up, so he has downgraded the Charity Shield to a Pre season friendly status 9 )

GOONER 89

So Rvp's goal against Man United wasn't class

Somze sometimes argue with sense. Thats why i used Age, RVP will now get the opportunity to play against these teams, seeing that he is the main striker now (and i repeat, he should go on to score more goals than Drogba).

If you want to compare Drogba's goal ability, you compare him to his mates, Henry, Eto'o and Van Horse, players like that, and in that list Drogba is at the bottom of the pile (he can't even compare to Sheva in terms of class over his career, even with Crespo who was also his Chelsea colleague, so WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT!!).

Ok let me ask you this, which young player in the Chelsea squad can be compared to RVP, i know if i say Cesc you will say Mikel, if i say Toure, you will say Terry. So now i say RVP, who do you say (and don't dare say )

And stop this "WE PAY CASH SH@T!!"

You don't want to get me started again, its to early!!

You should concentrate on this;

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2138173,00.html

and

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/07/31/mourinho_surveys_his_bruised_a.html

With all the injury pile up, even before a real game has been played, are you sure the season looks good in advance for ya'll

CHELSEA VS POOL AUGUST 18TH

GOONER 89

Ok

Somze what Drogba goal (EVER) Can compare to RVP's volley goal against Charlton, please even go back to his early playing days (feel free to go back to when he was playing footie naked behind his father's house in Ivory Coast).

Age was mentioned because RVP is still young, and has every likelihood of out scoring Drogba, before his career is over.

Either way, you being a Chelsea supporter, and feeling that, i'am looking at this through "Arsenal Lenses". It is obvious, we will never come to an agreement so lets "Agree to disagree!!" and just shake hands on it!!

GOONER 89

@ Somze

It seems you need to lay off the "DRUGS!!" just a little while.

Did anyone say, RVP has scored more goals than Drogba, what was said was that Drogba "CANNOT" I REPEAT, "CANNOT" score an RVP kind of goal, better and with as much frequency as the man himself. RVP is like Batistuta, Messi, Wayne Ronney, players like that, most times they don't score just simple goals but the spectacular.

Drogba is like Eto'o, Ronaldo (the real one) Van Horseface, players like that. They score many goals for fun, with few being spectacular.

You keep talking about stats and figures Even if Henry is now a Barca player, can Didier ever compare himself to Henry while he was at Arsenal wait a minute, just like you deluded Chelsea supporters, he did

How many WC goals did Drogba score ahead of RVP, "MR. stats"

By the way, Drogba is 29, where as RVP is how old 23, so while Drog's career might be winding down, RVP is just getting to his peak. (Wanna bet that RVP will go to more World Cup competitions than Drogba, and score more WC goals for Holland).

GOONER 89

So you saw that BAD MAN

Are you telling me, this whole Pre season stuff is bleeping boring

I have never wanted a football season to start like this one

Can you imagine

"Obagoal staying loyal to Newcastle" is now news WHO GIVES A FLYING 

I am out of this bit@h, laters

GOONER 89

Somze

Please go and sleep, we have had enough of this rubbish

Stick to discussing footie issues (or Rap lyrics with jackal) please!! I BEG YOU!!

GOONER 89

Why edit your post is it not "Outrageously" again

"Take your girls band"

GIRLS BAND Is that english

its "Girl Band", with Band being PLURAL! Space Cadet

GOONER 89

Get a Man So you can try out your gay tendencies/fantasies.

Somze go home and sleep, you are stinking the whole place out .

When you have been going round the place thinking with your privates, you now complain about folks ganging up on you.

See me see trouble oh!! Were you not the "ASTRONAUT" That put my name in one of your posts, now you are squeling like the "little hooker" you are. Talking about gang ups. GANG UP YOUR A@@ BIT@H!!

Dude!! (like you like saying!?) GET A LIFE

GOONER 89

Prof Petterson said; "the size of an adult's brain is dense and a satchet of NESCAFE cldnt have any effect".

Well he was right cause he was talking about Adults with an "Adult's brain", not Adults with a "Monkey's Brain". See the difference.

When a Chimp sees or drinks something he ain't used to, its a big deal for him (case in point our dear friend GULLOM!!).

I hope that explains that!

Off for the day, so tired from "Monkey training sessions".

(Next thing to do is, teach the "Chimp" how to spell properly or use the DAMN keyboard in a proper manner )

later bro

GOONER 89

How do you educate "Class" to someone that just recieved charity donations and is going about Nairaland screaming "WE PAY CASH!!"

The only folks that go around proclaiming their wealth, "ARE THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE IT!!"   Those we call "Borrow!! Borrow!! Makes me rich" or folks who just became wealthy and need to advertise themselves, so that other folks will "RECOGNISE THEIR PRESENCE ON THE SCENE". (Reminds me of a particular Footie Club).

Oh well!! Guess we have to put up with rubbish from folks, its a free world and we are in a "Democracy" afterall

Imagine the bloke jumping up and down about drinking "Nescafe"

GOONER 89

Because your boss bought you 1 sachet of Nescafe, NL won't hear word again

GOONER 89

"don't try to repair your lousy image my palling  with Razorr".

Mr "Upper Class". is that the kind of english you use in your "circle"

WE PAY CASH INDEED

GOONER 89

You pay cash

Didn't know cowries were still in use

And where in Port Harcourt is "Ajegunle Bridge" if i might ask (seeing that you don't care to use your eyes PROPERLY)

I repeat, BOY O!! Look for someone else to play with.

GOONER 89

Razorr

We will deal with our own issue(s) when i get home in a few weeks

@ Somze

At least those that patronise "Bend down boutiques" spend money, unlike someone (you) who has to wait till the "Salvation Army" do their monthly rally round for "Second hand clothes" and other relief materials, before you can get something to wear.

Or! How else do you explain the "SAMSANG MOBIL" logo on your Chelsea jersey, i thought "SAMSUNG MOBILE" were your sponsors

Boy o!! I ain't got your time, just go continue your Rap trsyt with Jackal, and not sniff around looking for folks to play with.

@ Razorr

Why are you disturbing Muki Do we disturb you about how you got to nmeet/know all these NL guys that you know

GOONER 89

@ jackal

Not to worry, i will do like Ruudie and and go back into the archives to get all your Saha related quotes

I repeat once again; NO ONE IS SCARED OF YOU SCUMMIES! Never have been and never will be. WE ARE NOT SUNDERLAND OH!!

I have no problem with Tevez as a players, i have always rated him, What i have been complaining about is the way and manner you all are going about the transfer dealings, (thats why, if you remember JK and you, later went on to state that the other transfer dealings were not United's fault, esp the Obi and Owen H cases).

Like i said, if this was over a player like Kaka or Messi, who are far and wide, better players than Tevez, then i would understand what all thefuss was about, but i still insist, YOU ALL WON'T DIE IF YOU DON'T GET HIM!!

If that translates to Loyika saying that Tevez is crap, in your eyes, then i can't say or do much about that. No one is jealous about you scummies . Were we jealous over the Hammers when Tevez and Masc went over there

Anyway, all this is talk, When the season starts, we will know who is scared of whom .

GOONER 89

P.S. Still checking for your Saha quotes, will get back to you soonest.

@ RuuDie

WHAT IS YOUR FLIPPING POINT

You picked Bobby Zamora over Tevez, so as far as you are concerned, TEVEZ IS NOT THAT GOOD!? But now that United are getting him, HE IS GOD!!

Don't quote people without making a point bro, cause it just shows Like i said, You picked Zamora over Tevez in your team, so you really have no leg to stand on

This Sh@t is bleeping boring

GOONER 89

@ RuuDie and Jackal

Either you guys have decided to forget how to read english, (making me hurry up my spanish classes), or you both just want to be silly

What BLOODY CONTRADICTIONS CONTRADITIONS MY BUTT!!

Did i say Tevez was a rubbish player My issues have been about the way and manner you guys are going on about getting him, i only got pissed when Jackal started this "We should all hide away in fear over United's percieved FEARSOME ATTACK ".

Thats why i asked whether it ain't 11 vs 11 players again, and said that all Jackal was doing was making mouth over an attack that hadn't yet played.

Neither Arsenal, Chelsea or Liverpool are Sunderland or Fulham, who might be looking at the fixture date with United with fear

Also Ruudie, for someone who chose Bobby "BLOODY" Zamora, as one of your strikers, you have some bloody nerves

When i and Kit (and someone else) tried to draw you out on this, you were the one that said he was cool, and you picked him over Tevez, so what is your flipping point.

If you all like, Call Seun to let you go back to the Archives and dig up what ever Loyika said, I remember Jackal saying how good Saha was (or was going to be) GUESS THAT NOTION HAS CHANGED. (The same Jackal that didn't really dig Tevez, is now riding on his jock well If Nas could decide to go under Jigga at Def Jam, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE After all Henry told us last year that he "Would Never" Play in Spain, so Jackal can decide to love and hate someone in the space of minutes).

I still stand on my point, UNITED'S TRANSFER DEALINGS STILL LEAVES MUCH TO BE DESIRED!! Especially taking into account the Hypocracy of the Heinze move. But then again, scummies will never see anything wrong in what they do innit!!

Jackal, get your Carlos Tevez and let the season start, this whole sh@t is getting boring. (You forget that the same Tevez was offered to both Arsenal and Chelsea). I repeat, is he going to do more than he has already done, or to follow Ruudie's thoughts in quoting me, WILL HE SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVE UNITED FROM RELEGATION (Like he did West Ham Ruudie, don't you think you also need Bobby Zamora to help )

GOONER 89

@ Kit

No mind them jare!! All this der talk, if we were moved by their mouth, we would have given United the Trophy by January, and probably taken the game at the Emirates as a walk over .

@ All Scummies

No one is scared of you guys re calling Pele from retirement to pursue your campaign. Thats your flipping business. All one asks is for some bleeping DECORUM IN YOUR TRANSFER DEALINGS!! Blaming the FA is just a bloody "COP OUT!!" Pray tell didn't David Flipping Gills take over from David Dein in the FA, representing the Prem teams, so why can't he sort it out for you.

Deal stunk before it even started , even someone with a broken nose, could have still smelt the stench from that deal a mile away, but as they say, "SH@T MONEY DOESN'T SMELL!!" Guess that applies to you scummies.

Every Club has had deals that didn't go well or had some form of under table stuff going on, Arsenal included, but United seem to be making it a normal summer exercise to get involved in one messy deal or the other, AND WHY I ASK? Just to show that they can.

Basically, the FA should just let you guys have the guy, so we can all see this so called "Fearsome Attack" Jackal keeps talking about

@ Ruudie

So you forgot you made this statement;

"Mascherano 2 Liverpool wasn't messy c'os he didn't play 4 West Ham against Sheffield or did he"

Hmmmm!!

GOONER 89