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Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Who Died While Watching The Arsenal-PSG Game, Buried In Anambra by lozanni(m): 8:27am On Jun 01
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Rip to the young man.

If not for over excitement, wetin go make arsenal fans to dey expect that their bottling club to win European trophy before angry
See painment cheesy
We are Gunners and will come back stronger.
Arsenal could have won as penalty kicks are just a game of luck.
CrimeRe: Pastor Raped Me On Church Altar While Removing Seven Marine Spirits – Schoolgirl by lozanni(m): 6:33pm On Apr 12
How can a woman in her right senses leave her niece in the care of a male Pastor for many days without even checking up on her.
The Pastor should be jailed for sexual assault of a minor,while the Aunty should face judgement for Child neglect.
Science/TechnologyRe: Share Your Experience Using This Generator by lozanni(m): 2:24pm On Apr 07
Emeskhalifa:
Neighbor had it and any time they start the gen, we won't be able to talk to each other in our own house without shouting.
Our louver glass windows at some point started cracking.
Even our fence began to crack.
The exhaust pipe was kind of facing our fenced compound so the smoke sometime could be troubling even inside bedroom
Omoorrrr it was a real traumatic scene whenever them on the gen sha o
I guess those Generators are industrial Generators to be used in factories or farm fields to pump water for irrigations purposes etc, but trust Nigerians to buy anything that is affordable and works even if the noise from it is nightmarish.
A former neighbour,two houses away from our own, had one of the above kind of Generator and it really caused us to lose our peace and well being.
However, when we brought the above issue to the neighbour's attention he had to abandon it for a newer and not so noisy Gen. Set.
EducationRe: Remo Secondary School, Sagamu Stadium In Ogun State: A Night View (Video) by lozanni(m): 11:34pm On Jan 29
LegendHero:
This pitch better pass everything for Abia including the so called "smart school".
So says a landlocked person who has never gone past Ogere before.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Wife At River Valley Estate; Suspect Commits Suicide In Ogun by lozanni(m): 4:34pm On Jan 11
I wonder if any mental health issues was involved. Poor kids orphaned in very painful circumstances.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan MP Atkins Katusabe Returns From Abroad Speaking Phonetic English by lozanni(m): 11:56pm On Nov 15, 2025
grin If he is doing this in Parliament, I wonder how he will speak when he visits his Village to address his Constituents.
FamilyRe: Gym Instructor Impregnated 2 Married Women And 2 Single Ladies In Ogun State by lozanni(m): 10:16pm On Nov 05, 2025
When lifting those weights, it will likely lead to a boost in Testosterone levels with the attendant increase in s.xual libido . Self-discipline is very important to check getting carried away with hedonistic living.
CareerRe: CSP Matilda Ngbanoyen Dies During Fibroid Treatment (Pics) by lozanni(m): 12:09am On Oct 26, 2025
I met her once when our Resident Association went to the Festac Police Command to lodge a complaint against a certain organisation. She was so friendly, courteous and very efficient in discharging her duties. Its so sad. May her Soul rest in peace, Amen.
PoliticsRe: Who Wins This Award For Best Performing Governor? by lozanni(m): 12:17am On Oct 16, 2025
B
F
G

Dapo Abiodun should be on this list also as he has attracted a lot investments into his state of recent.
FamilyRe: Samson Haruna: Wedding Pictures Of Army Officer Killed By Wife In Akwa-ibom by lozanni(m): 12:04am On Oct 08, 2025
This reminds me of the film, 'Death becomes her' starring Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, Meryl Streep and some other A list Hollywood stars.

Its very sad that a man will marry a wife expecting to live a happy life, only to be killed by the anticipated source of happiness.

The lady disposition in the wedding pictures, allegedly, says a lot about her. Our poor awareness of mental health issues does not help matters.
PoliticsRe: Enugu State's IGR For 2024 Exceeds All North East States Combined by lozanni(m): 4:04pm On Oct 07, 2025
isan:
Oyo state IGR dust all south east IGR ... South East dragging with war torn north east cheesy
Enugu is 5th on The StatiSense list of IGR generated by states with N180 B. while Oyo State is 14th on the list with N65 B, so how is Oyo's IGR bigger than the IGR of the South East. Do your research first, instead of being boastful.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode's New Look: Hit Or Miss? (Photos) by lozanni(m): 11:21pm On Oct 02, 2025
He certainly looks more fair now, although he once claimed to have Fulani ancestry from his maternal side of the family.
CrimeRe: A Relative Of Mine Was Mysteriously Kidnapped Three Days Ago by lozanni(m): 6:49pm On Sep 24, 2025
It's an insider job as they knew the woman and her husband's movement.
It's a good start arresting the young man who threatened the woman's husband earlier in year; secondly, the abandoned condoms which is likely to contain semen should be analysed to see if they were used by the arrested man, his close friends or hoodlums in that vicinity.
I hope that the culprits are arrested and the woman rescued without physical harm.
PhonesRe: Throwback: Popular Phones And Gadgets Of The Early 2000s by lozanni(m): 11:14am On Sep 18, 2025
Who remembers the Bird Phone smiley ? That was my first Phone until one chance guys obtained it in a bus angry
TravelRe: Video Of Kwam1 Resting His Body On ValueJet Plane To Prevent It From Taxiing by lozanni(m): 4:46pm On Aug 08, 2025
Immatex:
The airport security is a disgrace.

Someone that should have been placed under arrest, cuffed and taken away to cool off in a detention facility.

Simply because he sings noisy songs and has the President’s contact, he was allowed to fool himself at an airport and ground a flight.
These are exactly my thoughts !
The Airport security failed, seriously, in their duties as unauthorized persons are not supposed to have access to the tarmac; I hate to think of what would happen if a terrorist should have such access and plants something on the plane.
PoliticsRe: Senator Ibrahim Musa Kontagora Dies In Abuja by lozanni(m): 4:38pm On Aug 08, 2025
Gotocourt:
Their receipt has dollar rate on the left and naira rate on the right side. I lost my darling father there, about 50M in today's worth paid.
The legislators won't pass working & effective health insurance policies. The money won't have been a issue. The other ones won't learn.
CS is $4k USD
I am so sorry about the loss of your Dad, May his Soul continue to rest peacefully with the Lord.
I have been talking and writing about the need for comprehensive health coverage for all Nigerians.
Those who prefer private hospitals can pay the health insurance premium that covers them there, while others can pay minimum premium to be adequately covered by other hospitals.
It's shocking, and saddening, to learn that an ex-senator of the country could not afford to pay his medical bills, especially in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Marrying Into A Rich Family by lozanni(m): 3:35am On Aug 07, 2025
JovialJune:
That nomenclature Op quoted married a carribean woman, then decided to keep disgracing his lineage on X, insulting Nigerian females, his mother included, extreme nonentity of a person.

So many naija ladies from rich homes, they don't want those ones because of deflated ego and low self esteem, they'd rather simp lick the feet of a semi white woman and her family mainly because she isn't the colour of their skin,

Coonish clowns.
grin You 'wrote' that with a British accent .
I wonder if you have ever had an encounter, that did not end well, with someone like the Ops.
RomanceRe: Marrying Into A Rich Family by lozanni(m): 3:24am On Aug 07, 2025
kolente:
The risk and probability of divorce and separation when marrying into a rich home is higher than a person from a poor or average home.

Living with a rich spoilt child is not fun and is frustrating.
You can say that again!
May of those rich spoilt brats turn out to be very narcissistic in nature; they often think and act as if the world revolves around them.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Signs Insurance Reform Bill Into Law by lozanni(m): 8:47pm On Aug 05, 2025
Its a laudable step in the right direction, but am disappointed that nothing was said about compulsory and comprehensive health Insurance; especially now that medication and other health related matters are very, very costly to obtain and might be out of reach of many Nigerians.
TV/MoviesRe: Meet Big Soso, Bbnaija Season 10 Housemate by lozanni(m): 10:07pm On Jul 26, 2025
Starhearts:
It will not better 4 d organisers of diz yeye event..

I still repeat my..... it will not betta 4 dem all

Awon Oloriburuku eda gbogbo
grin Did you go for audition? Please let us know how the audition was
BusinessRe: Hilarious Conversation Between A Guy And A Loan App Goes Viral Online! (photos/v by lozanni(m): 9:23pm On Jul 08, 2025
grin grin grin grin Looking at the guy's face, you will know that he is a very funny person.

Seriously, the guy should try and pay up his debt to avoid future issues like poor credit ratings.
TV/MoviesRe: Only People Born In 80's Will Understand by lozanni(m): 2:48am On Jul 06, 2025
The cost of Sony betamax video players were astronomical then, before cheaper VHS videotapes arrived on the scene and became more popular than the betamax video tapes that used shorter UHF tapes.
Car TalkRe: Man Who Bought A New Car Shares How Police Officers Extorted Him In Lagos by lozanni(m): 2:43am On Jul 06, 2025
lebete3000:
How did they know it was a new plate number and what's the significance of it's newness?
Its their job and they have such eagle eyesight; I noticed that the Policeman who revealed the information to me was looking at the plate number in a very keen way, from about 60 meters away, as I drove towards them.
Car TalkRe: Man Who Bought A New Car Shares How Police Officers Extorted Him In Lagos by lozanni(m): 11:59pm On Jun 30, 2025
From my personal experience, if you buy a new car and get a new plate number, the Police will still stop you. When I bought my first car, every day on my way to work, I will definitely be stopped by them. I asked one of the Police men why they always stopped me and he confessed that it was because of the new plate number; I guess they wanted to help me 'wash' it. smiley
PropertiesRe: Igbos Buying Up Oke Ado, Ibadan — Yorubas Lament by lozanni(m): 6:12pm On Jun 06, 2025
Those lands, I believe, are bought on long term lease and will eventually return to the original owners; this means that there is no cause for alarm.
LiteratureRe: James Ngugi Wa Thiong'o Dies At 87 by lozanni(m): 9:43pm On May 28, 2025
Africa has lost a literary giant.
I remember being absorbed with his Novel entitled, Weep not child.
BusinessRe: FG To Earn $7m Daily From Fertiliser Exports — Dangote by lozanni(m): 9:27pm On May 27, 2025
EponObi:
This mofo even posted ChatGPT link. Lmaooooo. Very big Lmaoooooo grin

I hope you are on one of the their premium packages, and you're not freeloading and putting unecessary pressure on their infrastructure like you people do in Lagos state?
I know you will definitely reason like EponTee
BusinessRe: FG To Earn $7m Daily From Fertiliser Exports — Dangote by lozanni(m): 3:16pm On May 27, 2025
EponObi:
This mofo even posted ChatGPT link. Lmaooooo. Very big Lmaoooooo grin

I hope you are on one of the their premium packages, and you're not freeloading and putting unecessary pressure on their infrastructure like you people do in Lagos state?
Trust an Epontee product to reason this way.
BusinessRe: FG To Earn $7m Daily From Fertiliser Exports — Dangote by lozanni(m): 1:25pm On May 27, 2025
EponObi:
Yet those with 2×2 pako shop and "gala and la casera pushers" of traffic avenue will claim Lagos is a no man's land 😭 I even doubt the entire SE contribute up to $7m per month in VAT to the national purse. 🤣

😂 Dangote distributing tax to agencies under the LASG and FG
My guy rest a bit. It seems you dream and wake up thinking about the South East. The Good book stated, indeed, that fear has torment and you need to emancipate yourself from this fear asap.

The South South is the zone responsible for the most export activities in Nigeria, followed by the South West. The South East comes third, while the Northern states are in the fourth position.

The above should tell you that your analogy about the South East is totally wrong. ChatGPT is your friend.

https://chatgpt.com/c/6835af78-a584-8004-ac98-9f19ffe455c8
Christianity EtcRe: A Pastor In Benue Tried To Turn Water To Wine At A Crusade (Photo) by lozanni(m): 1:17pm On May 27, 2025
grin Guys around there love their wine, I think burukutu. I hope they will not descend on him if he fails to deliver.

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