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PoliticsRe: FG Moves To Apply Twitter Operational Conditions To Other Platforms by lozanni(m): 5:27pm On Jan 26, 2022
deepwater:
The Nigeria FG should just scrap out the Internet completely.

You would be living in denial not to say the Internet as a whole is useless to the FG.

What do u expect from a government that its agency and parastatals operates at full analogue in 2022....

For example....
Have you ever in your life seen a computer connected to the Internet inside a Nigerian Police station?
You sure hit the nail on the head. smiley
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu To Flag Offconstruction Of Opebi-Odo Iya Alaro Maryland-Ojota Bridge by lozanni(m): 9:58am On Jan 26, 2022
fkj950ax:
This particular project doesn't have an existing road requiring alternative route.

It's joining Opebi to Ojota axis through the swamp behind Sheraton to Mende Cane Village.
Very true. Hopefully, it will help ease the volume of traffic on the Mobolaji Bank-Anthony way (Airport Road). I once spent two hours, in traffic, between Maryland and the bridge separating Oba Akran Road and Oba Akinjobi road, Ikeja GRA, a distance of about two kilometers.
HealthRe: I Have Been Noticing Strange Marks On My Body Recently Anytime I Wake Up by lozanni(m): 12:16pm On Jan 25, 2022
Lifestone:
Nigerians and spiritual fear factors. Wetin concern praying and fasting in things like this?
Just get your sleeping position right and you will be okay. For other symptoms, just be sure your mind is not playing games on you
grin She might be blaming her village Pipu.
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele's Prophecies On Wike, PDP, APC Ahead Of 2023 Election by lozanni(m): 12:07pm On Jan 25, 2022
athaboi:
Who is accessing his previous prophecies let's know if they do come to pass
The Prophet's prediction about the Super Eagles shocked me as it turned out to be true.
He prophesied that SE will lose based on technicalities.
If you watched the Tunisia match you will see that they studied our technique and did everything not to allow our boys establish a rhythm that could lead to goals for us; also their goal came from the technical error of giving the Tunisian player who scored too much free space to unleash a shot that led to their goal.
CrimeRe: Married Man Reportedly Beats, Strangles 38-Year-Old Lover To Death In Ondo by lozanni(m): 11:20pm On Jan 24, 2022
obyrich:
Police waiting for logistics before visiting a crime scene for investigation. How true is this?
Can you imagine? Yet we think we have a Police Force to protect us.
I wonder what the dead lady was doing with that kind of man sad
TravelRe: Huge Antarctica Snow Cruiser Is Missing Since 1940 In The Antarctica(Photos) by lozanni(m): 3:07am On Jan 23, 2022
I wonder if it can be tracked using satellite images from outer space.
The notorious cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were, allegedly, found out under the dead sea using satellite images from outer space.
RomanceRe: Policeman Attacks Rivers Lady With Burning Stove For Rejecting His Proposal by lozanni(m): 3:31pm On Jan 21, 2022
dawnomike:
Policemen in Nigeria need occasional mental check up... Thiis one is another mad police officer of the law.
i am telling you. Who in their right state of mind will go that far because a lady rejected his advances.
FamilyRe: I Fainted When My Wife Said Our Former Neighbor Is The Father Of Our Child by lozanni(m): 3:20pm On Jan 21, 2022
pocohantas:
This is more than effects of fornication. The man that impregnated her bailed and LUCKILY for her, this one slept with her. She could have opted for single motherhood, after all she claims to be the one bringing all the money. She could have given the child up for adoption. She could have even aborted it. But she chose to give it to another man. Na wicked woman be this one.
That's true. She could have confided about the pregnancy to the husband to be; if he loves her so much, he might still have gotten married to her.
Its hidden things like this that leads to lack of trust and, eventually, broken marriages.
CelebritiesRe: Chizoba Nwokoye's PA, Success Bright, Emptied Her Account by lozanni(m): 12:02pm On Jan 21, 2022
People can throw caution to the wind in their trust for others.

How did the young guy get access to the password of her monetised Youtube account? Anyway, she's no Drake, so the account might not have much money on it.
FashionRe: The Shoes A Man Ordered For On Twitter Vs What He Got by lozanni(m): 11:53am On Jan 21, 2022
grin grin grin This na real transformed version of those advertised online.

@Ops, you can return the goods within 72 hours, if you choose to do so.


NB: It was bought through Twitter. I dont know if they have a goods return policy like other ecommerce sites.
TV/MoviesRe: Difference Between NTA And TVC ( PHOTOS) by lozanni(m): 10:47am On Jan 19, 2022
I wonder if we can rename them as: 'Now To Analog' (NTA) because that is what you get when you switch from a digitally compliant station like TVC to NTA. Smh
PoliticsRe: Adeyinka Grandson Speaks On Deportation Plan By British Government by lozanni(m): 10:38am On Jan 19, 2022
So this guy does not have a Pali to make legal his stay in the UK and yet he was showing himself everywhere. He just used his own hands to buy trouble.
RomanceRe: This Is Why Men Must Be Protected From Women. My Horrible Experience. by lozanni(m): 10:21am On Jan 19, 2022
This was part of the reason, when I was still single, I did not encourage any form of closeness with females living around me. I would often say 'hello' and move away at once; this lifestyle resulted in my being nicknamed 'Mind your business' by many of those ladies.
I did not, and still do not, have time for 'this person said' and 'that person said' form of silly gossip or quarrels and this gave me peace of mind unending.
TravelRe: Kidnappers Abduct More Motorists On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Pics) by lozanni(m): 8:22pm On Jan 17, 2022
Commuters should use the trains to avoid unfortunate incidents like this.
I read a report somewhere that some of the terrorists who were bombed in Zamfara state have sought refuge in the SW; I hope these recent waves of kidnapping along the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway does not confirm this.
CrimeRe: How Policeman Was Shot Dead By His Colleague Inside Station In Calabar (Photos) by lozanni(m): 6:48pm On Jan 16, 2022
Ebije1:
how do you adjust your gun directly pointing at someone? most of these uniform personnels have not gone through the proper arms training.
Exactly my thoughts too. I don't know the type of training they give them as this has happened once too often.
A refresher course on weapon handling and psychological evaluation twice a year, I feel, might be needed due to the nature, and stress, of the job involved.
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death By Daughter’s Lover in Delta by lozanni(m): 3:48pm On Jan 14, 2022
The father should not have resorted to fighting the suspect, but should have told him to leave his house.
Some of these young guys have a lot of things in their 'system' ( Terry G) and can overreact when provoked.
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro Blasts Artist Who Drew Her Portrait by lozanni(m): 1:14pm On Jan 12, 2022
LettyLayo:
Blessing is not a celebrity. She got fired from inspiration FM. Go find out what she did
Oh, am not aware of that. I thought that she was a relationship expert or something of that sort.
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro Blasts Artist Who Drew Her Portrait by lozanni(m): 4:16am On Jan 11, 2022
Blessing Okoro should, please, make the artist day by collecting the painting and sending the artist the 100k she initially had in mind to give to her.
Before doing the above she should lecture the artist on the intricacies of business networking, which states that when you are coming in contact with a top business personality or celebrity, the first move you should make is not to ask them for money as this often offends them, but ask them for links that will help your business grow, which eventually will end up giving you tons of money than the little dash of money the celebrity will give you.
If the artist was not too money conscious, she would have sent the picture, without demanding for money, to Blessing Okoro, she should have known innately that she will get some reward from her.
The artist can then plead with her to put up the picture in a very conspicuous place in her office, where visitors and clients will see it, as this can generate further businesses, maybe bigger businesses, for the artist.
PoliticsRe: Wike Declares 19 Persons Wanted Over Black Soot In Port Harcourt by lozanni(m): 8:27am On Jan 10, 2022
Confirmedzombie:
Look at how people from SE appeared in the lust.

This people will leave there region only to enter Rivers state to do illegal oil bunkering.

You will never see IPOB comment on thread like this cos ibo names appeared.

Wike dealing with IPOB front and back.

God bless wike
You always see IPOB in every situation. SMH.

Those people mentioned are indigenous people of the area they operate in. They are mostly Ikwerre Igbos hence the names you are seeing.
SportsRe: AFCON: Musa, Chukwueze On Target As Eagles Beat Coton Sport In Practice Match by lozanni(m): 10:21pm On Jan 07, 2022
EMIRofPUSSY:
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When last did Germany, Spain, Italy, Belgium or even Brazil win a game with a margin of 10:0.
Instead of you to applaud the boys, you rather chose to spew bitterness and bile.
You want them to go all out and get themselves injured before the main tournament?
The guy does not know anything about the club.
Coton Sports was known before as a continental giant who were very difficult to defeat, although they have been a bit quiet in recent years.
SportsRe: Pharaohs Afraid Of ‘Black Magic' Ahead Of Eagles Clash by lozanni(m): 12:27am On Jan 07, 2022
Egyptians also have their own juju.
I remember that in a match Rangers FC of Enugu played against an Egyptian club side, the legendary Goalkeeper, Emmanuel Okala, was, allegedly, almost rendered blind. I cannot remember the name of the club, but Rangers exacted their own revenge when the Egyptian club visited two weeks later as they went on to win the matches by overall aggregate goals scored.

NB: The name of the Egyptian club was Mehalas FC and Rangers won by a 4-3 aggregate scoreline
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Shares The Message She Got From A Struggling 'Entitled' Pastor (Photos) by lozanni(m): 4:31pm On Jan 02, 2022
Sense dey far from some people. The Pastor cannot use 10k to buy his wife a small phone?
Paul, in the Bible, said he was making tents even as he travelled from country to country all over Europe and Asia, so that he will not be unnecessarily burdensome to his flocks.
Modern day Pastors need to learn from the above.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Drop Osimhen & Shehu, Invite Four New Players For AFCON by lozanni(m): 10:30am On Dec 31, 2021
MERCHANDISER:
Egypt go win Afcon.
I just want them to win the reason best known to me grin
I tip either Algeria or Senegal to win it. Between the two of them, I hope Senegal wins it as they have not won it before and they are west Africans.
TravelRe: My Four-hour Flight From Abuja To Benin by lozanni(m): 6:04pm On Dec 26, 2021
grin grin grin Ops, you dey very funny.

What Ladipoe said: 'life is so hard that we cope with comedy' is very, very true.
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Laments Spending First Christmas Without Her Mum (Photos) by lozanni(m): 7:56am On Dec 25, 2021
cry Just like me too.
Year 2021 took many lovely Souls away to higher Glory.
It is well.
CrimeRe: Drugs: Three Nigerian Pharmacists Risk 20 Years Imprisonment In US by lozanni(m): 10:12am On Dec 24, 2021
moshino:
Your country doesn't have any good image to mess up in the first place. Extreme, unprecedented corruption and evil has been existing in your country from inception.
sad You write as if you are an alien. Though you stated the truth.
PoliticsRe: Darkness Looms As Six Power Plants Halts Operations Over Gas Shortage by lozanni(m): 10:05am On Dec 24, 2021
kettykings:
Same story ever year can't these people think outside the box for once
angry It's so annoying. I have been hearing the excuse, during the dry season, that water levels at the Kainji dam is very low since I was about Seven years old, even now, the situation remains the same.
I think the Gencos need to have a Plan B, in case their Plan A which is operating with Gas Supplies, fails.
FamilyRe: 'I Miss Your Manhood & All The Styles’ - Widow Says During Late Husband’s Rite by lozanni(m): 4:22pm On Dec 23, 2021
habsydiamond:
Na one Ghanaian movie be this.. Wetin be the title again.
cheesy Infact our Ghanaian people no dey disappoint. I knew it will be either them or our Kenyan people.
I remember the Ghanaian widow who buried her husband in a casket shaped like a pe.is.
TravelRe: LASTMA Assures Lagosians Of Adequate Traffic Control During Yuletide by lozanni(m): 10:10pm On Dec 22, 2021
The fear of LASTMA is the beginning of wisdom for Lagos motorists.
I don't know the kind of timing device LASTMA guys have in their brains. They time the change of traffic control light from Amber to Red with a precision that I find difficult to understand. God help you if you find your car stuck in such situation because before you can say: Jack, you will find one or two of the LASTMA officials in front of your car; you must cough out some egunje before they let you go.
BusinessRe: Modupe Alakija Suspended By Ikoyi Club For Slapping Member by lozanni(m): 9:54pm On Dec 22, 2021
hedonido:
There's certainly somewhere that billionaires hangout with their kind. People like Jim Ovia, Tunde and the rest have theirs. But I understand Modupe is in the middle of nowhere because the likes of TY or Jim cannot regard him or respect him because he is not his own man. Na him wife get the money.

At the same time, hanging out at Ikoyi Club with all those broke ass retired this or that forming elite wouldn't do him any good because many of the forming big men there would envy him and also resent him for the same reason and also for the Alakija name. So really, he has no business there.

Better to set up a mini guest house with bad recreational facilities where he can hang out with his own handpicked friends/loyalists/girlfriends. It wouldn't cost up to ordinary $3-4m to do this isomewhere in VI or Ikoyi. Let him persuade his wife to give him the money.
The moves people like Jim, Tunde and TY make, in business and social circles, always makes me remember that Bruno Mars song entitled : I want to be a billionaire cheesy
Car TalkRe: Four Cats And A Snake Found In A Car, Killed (Pictures, Video) by lozanni(m): 9:45pm On Dec 22, 2021
Village Pipu, but God pass them all.
I heard one of the witnesses saying the woman who owned the car just returned from the church before the bizarre discovery was made.
The hot prayers at the church really worked.
BusinessRe: Modupe Alakija Suspended By Ikoyi Club For Slapping Member by lozanni(m): 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2021
hedonido:
What is he even doing in Ikoyi club ? Wealthy men such as TY Danjuma, Okeowo, Tunde Folawiyo, etc are members, but you will never find them there. At best they will only come on special occasions when something is being celebrated. They don't, can't and will never routinely hang out there...

Hanging out there frequently as someone of a certain status would only invite disrespect.
You are right. Too much familiarity will only breed contempt at the end of the day.
I think what they need to do is to create a 'Bilionaires hangout' because even if you are that wealthy, you will still need somewhere to flex and relax with friends.

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